Little Monster and the Box of Tricks Justin's House

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guest today

# Justin's House

# It's the place you want to stay in Everybody's welcome here

# In Justin's House

# There's Robert and Dee And Little Monster too

-# And someone else

-We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# He's... Justin! #

HONK

# And this is my place!

# Sing it!

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guest today

-Justin's House

-Is the place You want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here

-in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here

# In Justin's...

# Justin's House! #

AUDIENCE SHOUTS AT JUSTIN

Oh, there we are.

Oh, well, bless my bot.

Hello, everybody.

AUDIENCE: Hello!

And welcome to...

Justin's House!

Yes, indeed, now, have you seen Justin?

He's where?

Oh, Justin, all of our friends are here. Justin?

Right, I need your help.

After three, I need you to shout Justin, and wave your arms wildly.

Ready? One, two, three!

JUSTIN!

Er, er...What?

HELLO!

Er, hang on, hello, everyone!

Hello!

Sorry about that. Robert, why didn't you tell me

-all my friends were here?

-I did, sir.

-Really?

And you know what he have to do when all of our friends are here?

Yes. Everyone has to cook me a triple chocolate cake

-with an extra slice of cake.

-To the kitchen!

Aah! No, no, no. We have to sing a song, don't we?

Yes!

Come on, everyone, up off your feet let's see you dancing.

It's time for Wibble Wobble. Here we go!

# Let's wibble and wobble

# It's lots of fun to do-o

# Let's wobble and wibble

# You can join in, too

# If you're feeling down And you're feeling low

# Jump in the air and go-go-go

# Let's wibble and wobble

# It'll make you feel As good as new

# Jump to your left, come on, come on

# Jump to your right It'll make you feel all right

# Touch your toes You know how it goes

# Jump in the air and go-go-go

Come on, everyone.

# Let's wibble and wobble

# It's lots of fun to do-o

# Let's wobble and wibble

# You can join in, too

# If you're feeling down And you're feeling low

# Jump up in the air and go-go-go!

# Let's wibble and wobble

# It'll make you feel as good as new... #

Let me see you dancing! Come on, everyone.

-All right, here we go, Robert.

-Oh, sir, how are you doing that?

Your feet move forward and backwards. Amazing!

Here we go, come on, everyone!

# Let's wibble and wobble

# It's lots of fun to do-o

# Let's wobble and wibble

# You can join in, too

# If you're feeling down and you're feeling low

# Jump in the air and go go go

# Let's wibble and wobble

# It'll make you feel as good as new

# Let's wobble and wibble

# It'll make you feel as good as new... #

Air guitar. Come on, everyone. let's see you play guitar.

Yeah! Play that guitar! Yeah!

-Here we go, sir!

-Here we go, we've got rock and roll! Yeah!

All right!

Woo-hoo! Yeah!

Whoa! Yeah!

All right! # Let's wibble and wobble...

Sir, if I could just...

# It's lots of fun... # Hey!

Robert! What are you doing

taking my guitar from me? I was wibbling and wobbling out!

I have to continue with the tidying, sir.

-Tidying? Hang on, what tidying?

-Well, look at it...

-Oh!

-The place is absolutely spotless. Isn't it?

Yes!

Has anyone seen Little Monster?

No.

DOORBELL

-There's the door, Robert.

-Sir, is that a sweetie by the door?

A sweetie by the door! Finders keepers!

Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie! There's no sweetie here.

DOORBELL

-Oh, seeing as you're there, sir?

-Have you just tricked me again?

-Maybe.

-Let's see who's at the door, shall we?

Whoa!

Whee!

Hi, Robert! Hi, Justin!

Hi, everybody!

Oh, ha-ha-ha!

Hi, Dee. I wanted to relax.

Whoa-hey!

Justin, I can't re-lax,

I've far too many Dee-liveries to make.

Oh, is that my paper? Thanks.

Hey!

Thanks, Dee.

No problem, I've got to be off.

After all, so many Dee-liveries, and...

-..so little time! We know.

-That's right. See you later!

-Bye!

-Bye, Dee.

-Bye.

Dearie me. Right, let's see what's in The Justin Times today.

Sir, may I?

Oh, yes, of course, please.

PING!

PING!

PING!

PING!

LAUGHTER

Now, I thought, for a change,

I'd read the Justin Times from back to front.

All right, sir.

Yes, here we go.

WORDS JUMBLED UP

Well, how sad.

What do you mean? I thought that was quite funny.

No, sir, look on the front.

It says, "Little Monster is sad."

Oh, dear, we must cheer her up, Robert.

-We'd better find her, sir.

-Come on, everyone.

Let's all call for Little Monster as loud as we can.

Ready? One, two, three.

LITTLE MONSTER!

Has anyone seen her?

Where is she? Where?

Over here? Over there?

No, she's not there. You know what?

I think because she's sad we need to call her more gently.

-Very quietly.

-After three, very quietly.

-One, two, three.

AUDIENCE: Little monster!

-Shh! Be quiet, everyone.

-Sir?

Cos I think she's feeling very, very sad today.

Little Monster, come here. What's the matter?

The Justin Times says you're sad, Little Monster. Is that true?

Oh, dear!

Well, maybe we can go as a family

and have a visit to the park in Justin Town.

-Very good.

-No? Oh, dear.

I know. Why don't you help me arrange Mr Justin's underwear

into the colours of the rainbow! That always brightens my day.

Eh? No, I don't blame you, actually.

That's a shame, I could do with the help.

That's a shame, isn't it?

I mean, w... Oh! Where's she gone now?

I don't know, she's where?

Sir! It's like she's looking for something.

You're right, she is. But what is it?

PHONE RINGS

There's the telephone. It might be the banana. Hello? No, it's not.

Maybe the cup? Hello? Not the cup.

Hang on, I think it could be the teddy bear.

Look, everyone, it's the teddy bear. Right, here it is.

COUGHS

Hello, Justin's House,

Justin speaking with Robert standing behind me.

'It's Nisha.'

It's Nisha, everyone. Say hello.

AUDIENCE: Hello!

Hello. A bit of a problem in Justin's House today.

Little Monster's sad. Isn't she, everyone?

AUDIENCE: Yes.

What's that? Oh!

Nisha's going to send something special

-for Little Monster.

-Something special?

-Yeah.

She's going to send it around straight away.

-Oh, straight away!

-Thank you, Nisha. Bye.

'Bye, love you.'

She loves me. There, that was Nisha, everyone.

Very good, well, did Nisha mention me at all?

Funny you should say that, Robert, because, er... No.

DOORBELL

-The door.

-It's over there, sir.

Hang on a minute, I always get the door!

I'll play you at rock, scissors, paper

and the loser has to get the door.

-Well, all right, sir.

-Best of three, here we go. One, two, three.

One, two, three!

One, two, three!

D'oh! I lost.

-Why do you always pick scissors, sir?

-I don't know how to play.

DOORBELL

Coming!

-Woah!

-Special Dee-livery!

Oh, my goodness.

-Dee, what have you got there?

-It's a special package from Nisha.

It must be the something special she sent over for Little Monster.

-But where is Nisha?

-I'm sure she'll be popping in soon.

Anyway, you two are going to have to help me with this.

-It's ever so heavy.

-Stand aside, you two.

I am a professional lifter. OK!

I'll just take this little package up.

I've got it, it's airborne.

See, I told you it was heavy, didn't I?

-Are you going to be all right, Justin?

-Dee, I'll be fine,

just give me a minute.

All right, I'd better be on my way.

I've got so many Dee-liveries.

-And so little time.

-Yes, we know.

-That's right. Bye everyone!

Bye!

Robert, so you feel you're helping me,

could you give me just a small, little lift with this, please?

-It's very...

-Where would you like it, sir?

-Eh?

PHONE RINGS

There's the phone. I'd better get it, sir, it might be Nisha.

Which is the phone, is it the banana?

It's the teddy bear!

It's the teddy bear, of course.

Quick, hurry up.

Hello, Robert, learned friend and servant of Justin, speaking.

Hurry up!

It's Nisha! Oh yes, your package has arrived.

-It's a bit heavy.

-A bit heavy!

You're coming over? Very good. See you soon, Nisha. Bye.

-Come on, Robert, help me. It's too heavy.

-All right, sir. There we are.

Let's put it down on its front.

-Do you know, sir, Nisha sounded very nearby.

-Did she?

GIGGLING

Hang on a minute, was that you giggling?

No!

-Are you sure?

-Well, who was it?

Nisha!

GIGGLING

There it goes again. I think you're right.

It's coming from inside the box but it can't be.

-Shall we have a look inside?

-I think so, sir.

-Let's have a look inside.

There we are.

-I mean, it can't be Nisha...

-Wait a second, who's this?

FANFARE

-It's Nisha!

-Hello, Justin.

-How lovely to see you.

Hello everyone, it's lovely to be here in Justin's House!

Now, everyone, I'm going to see if Nisha has got

surprises for Little Monster to cheer her up.

Ok, let's look in the box. What about this? A joke book!

A joke book, who likes jokes?

Me!

Yes, we all like jokes, don't we?

-Shall I read one?

-I think so.

-Right, here we go. Let me see.

It just says, "close me."

-I don't get it.

-That's not very funny, is it, everyone?

No.

I'll just close this book. Nothing's happened, has it?

Ah! Ah!

-Oh, sir!

-All right, that is funny.

That might just do the trick.

Nisha, what else have you got in here?

I'll just have another look.

What about this? A squeaky fish.

FOGHORN SOUNDS

-That's a funny noise!

-You have a go. All right.

COW MOOS

-Why don't you have a go, sir?

-Shall I squeeze it, everyone?

Yes!

I wonder what sound it's going to make.

Do you know, I think this really funny squeaky fish

and the joke book is going to do the trick

-and cheer up Little Monster.

-I think so, sir.

-Shall we call for her?

-Yes, sir.

As loud as we can, after three. One, two, three.

Little Monster!

There she is. What shall we do first?

The joke book, everyone?

-Yes, I think so.

-Hang on a minute.

-I think Robert should tell a joke this time.

-Well, all right.

-Here we go, Little Monster.

-"Close me again."

-You see I still don't get it, sir.

-No, Robert, you're doing it wrong.

What you do is you close the joke book like that and then you just...

-Nothing.

-I don't believe it, I'm soaking wet here.

All right, hey, let's try the wibbly-wobbly fish.

I'm sure that will work. Where is it? Here it is.

But this time, everyone, shall we get Nisha to squeeze it?

Yeah!

She is our guest. There we are, Nisha.

OK.

CAR HORN SOUNDS

Well, that's wrong. No, no, no, I'll show you. Look.

Little Monster, what you're supposed to do is squeeze it like this.

-I'm soaking wet again.

-Anything? No, nothing.

I don't believe it!

Oh, look, everyone!

We've got... Oh, ho ho!

We've got five scrum-diddly-umptious custard pies!

You know what? I think this may get a tiny bit messy.

OK, I'll tell you what.

I'll just go and sit with Little Monster.

-OK, Nisha. Robert, would you help me be a customer?

-I'd love to, sir.

Thank you. Right, we're going to lay these out. There we are.

Then I can open up Justin's Famous Custard Pie Shop.

FANFARE

Right then, how many pies have we got, everyone?

Five!

OK. Sing along with me, here we go.

# Five custard pies in a baker's shop

# Round and fat with a cherry on the top

# Along came a little boy with a penny one day

# Bought a custard pie and took it away. #

-There.

-I can't wait to eat your custard pie.

-Anything?

-No.

I don't believe it. Look at that, it's all over me!

-We need to keep going.

-OK, OK.

How many custard pies left?

Four!

Right, sing along, everyone!

# Four custard pies in a baker's shop

# Round and fat with a cherry on the top

# Along came an old lady with a penny one day

# Bought a custard pie and took it away. #

There we are, madam.

I think your custard pies are the most wonderful in the world.

Well, thank you...

-Anything?

-No.

I don't believe this.

-They're laughing.

-Little Monster?

Nothing.

How many custard pies left?

Three!

That's right, three. Excellent. Sing along as loud as you can.

# Three custard pies in a baker's shop

# Round and fat with a cherry on the top

# Along came a policeman with a penny one day

# Bought a custard pie and took it away. #

Would you mind telling me the secret of your custard pies, sir?

Ah, well, I've been making custard pies...

Anything?

-I don't believe it!

-Nothing.

Look at the state of me, everyone.

How many custard pies left?

Two!

OK, here we go.

# Two custard pies in a baker's shop

# Round and fat with a cherry on the top

# Along came a king with a penny one day

# Bought a custard pie and took it away. #

Do you know, I proclaim these pies to be the best in the world!

-Anything yet? Little Monster, anything funny?

-Nothing.

-I can't believe this!

-Are you sure?

How many pies left, everyone?

One!

Listen, we've only got one pie left.

Do you think we should play a trick on Robert?

-Yes!

-Right then.

Do you think we need more cream on this pie?

-Yes.

-Are you sure?

Yes!

Here we go then.

I'll spray it on and you shout "more" if I should put more on.

-More!

-More?

Yes! More! More!

Right, hang on. I think that's enough, I can't get any more on.

Look, I'll pop a cherry on the top.

Here we go.

BELL RINGS

There you go. Right, let's all call for Robert.

Ready, after three. One, two, three.

Robert!

Robert, look what I've got!

-That's amazing!

-Ready, everyone.

Shh, don't tell him. Here we go. Right, let's sing.

# One custard pie in a baker's shop

# Round and fat with a cherry on the top

# Along came Robert with a penny one day

# Bought a custard pie and took it away. #

Right, shall I?

Yes!

Everyone, after three.

One, two, three.

Anything? Anything at all? Yes, yes?

No, nothing.

-I don't believe it.

-I knew you were going to trick me.

-How are you feeling?

-A trifle down.

-A trifle down! Anything? Oh.

-Is there any luck?

-Is Little Monster laughing?

-Little Monster's gone.

-No!

-She's gone?

-Yes.

Tell you what, I'm going to find something to wipe my face.

You can think of things to cheer her up with. I won't be a minute.

DOORBELL RINGS

Oh, sir, that's the door, would you get that?

-Robert, I've got pie on my face.

-Fair enough.

Newsflash! Justin Times Late Edition. Can't stop, gotta go!

-Bye, everyone! Bye!

-Bye, Dee. Oh, Justin Times Late Edition.

Look at this, everyone.

I've found something perfect to wipe my face with.

-Robert, look, look, look.

-Where, where, where?

-Here, here, here!

-Oh!

Little Monster has lost her favourite blanket!

Oh, and it says what Little Monster's blanket looks like.

Robert, I've found something here. It's a lovely big blanket!

Very good, sir! Now, listen -

"missing - one blanket. It's soft."

-Oh, this blanket's lovely and soft.

-"It's red."

-It's lovely and red.

-"And it's starry."

And it's kind of, well, it's not stripey. It's starry!

Oh, no!

-There we are.

-No! Justin!

-I'll just wipe my face.

-No!

What?

That's Little Monster's favourite blanket.

-Is this Little Monster's?

-Yes!

No wonder she's so sad.

Let's find Little Monster and tell her the good news.

Let's all call for her. One, two, three.

Little Monster!

Oh, there she is!

Little Monster, look what I've found!

-I think this calls for a celebration, sir.

-I agree.

Come on, fire up the old RMP1 Player if it's working.

Oh, I think so, sir.

-There we are, and hit it!

-Hitting it.

Come on, everyone! Jump up on your feet, let's dance! Here we go!

Come on! Here we go!

All right. Sing it loud.

# Justin's House, it's the place you want to play in

# Justin's House, you're my special guest today

# Justin's House, it's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

Yeah, woo!

# There's Robert and Dee and Little Monster too

# And someone else, we think you know who

# He's funny and he's sunny, has a smile on his face

# He's Justin!

# And this is my place... #

Loud as you can!

# Justin's House, it's the place you want to play in

# Justin's House, you're my special guest today

# Justin's House, it's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

-One more time!

-Let's raise the roof, Nisha!

# Justin's House, it's the place you want to play in

# Justin's House, you're my special guest today

# Justin's House, it's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

# Justin's House! #

Well done, everybody!

Have you had a fantastic time today?

Yes!

Well, let's hear a huge cheer for Nisha!

Yeah!

-For Robert!

-Yay!

-For Dee!

-Yay!

And of course, Little Monster!

Yay!

And listen, everyone.

Isn't it a fantastic thing that Little Monster is feeling better?

Aren't you, Little Monster?

-Oh, Little Monster!

-Thank you, Little Monster.

She's back to normal.

Where did she go, everybody? Quickly, Nisha.

Upstairs. Come on, quickly.

Wait for me!

Thanks for coming, everyone. We'll see you next time in...

ALL: Justin's House!

Bye-bye!

Did you like the show?

I laughed when the teddy was the telephone.

The joke book made me laugh.

I laughed when Justin got a custard pie in his face.

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