Auntie Justina Visits Justin's House

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-# Justin's House

-# Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-# You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-# It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House. #

DOORBELL CHIMES

# There's Robert, and Dee and Little Monster, too

# And someone else, we think you know who

# He's funny and sunny, has a smile on his face

# He-e-e-e-e's Justin!

# And this is my place!

# Sing it!

-# Justin's House

-# Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-# You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-# Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Ju...stin's...

# Justin's House! #

Oh! What a party!

My cogs are creaking, my gears are grinding.

I'm going to need a good service.

I'm completely discombobulated.

Oh! Oh, hello everybody!

ALL: Hello!

Oh, not quite so loud, my ear unit may burst.

Oh!

It's a party rubbish monster! Argh!

Oh, no! It's a wibbly-wobbly party monster.

Whoa! Hey!

CHEERING

Oh, deary me, I feel terrible. What a party, Robert.

-Yes, sir.

-What were we celebrating?

-Oh, yes, we were celebrating cake.

-Oh, yes!

-BOTH: Cake!

I do love cake. Who likes cake?

ALL: Yes!

All of our friends like cake.

I think I need a bit of a pick-me-up to help me out.

-If you think it will help, sir.

-Yes, please.

Whey! What are you doing?

Whey! No, no, no, no! Not that kind of pick-me-up!

-Oh!

-I need one of your fruit drinks. They're scrumdiddliumptious!

Well, sir, one super-duper rumbulitious fruit drink

coming right up, sir.

-Wow!

-Oh! There we are, sir.

Ah, thank you.

Oh! Smells delicious, I'll just open it.

Robert, it is impossible. Nobody can open this bottle.

There you are, sir.

Hang on a minute, it was just that I was tired

from the cake party last night.

-I'm sure you loosened it for me, sir.

-Thanks, Robert. Oh, delicious!

GLUGGING NOISE

Wow, Robert!

I feel fantastic after your scrumdiddliumptious fruit drink

and I'm ready to sing a song. Who wants to sing a song?

-ALL: Yes.

-Wonderful.

-Fire up the old RMP 1 player, Robert.

-Starting up, sir.

-Hit it!

-Hitting it, sir.

-All right. Here we go.

Come on everyone, the party has started. Clap your hands.

Yeah!

Up on your feet and dance. Here we go.

# Justin's House The place you want to play in

# Justin's House You're my special guest today

# Justin's House Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome Here in Justin's House, yeah!

# We sing here and dance here Play silly games, too

# It wouldn't be fun If it wasn't for you

# Your party has put a smile on my face

-# You're brilliant!

-Yeah! You really are great! #

-Come on, everyone! Here we go.

-Sing along.

# Justin's House is the place you want to play in

# Justin's House You're my special guest today

# Justin's House Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House! #

One more time.

# Justin's House is the place you want to play in

# Justin's House You're my special guest today

# Justin's House Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin...

# Justin's House. #

Give yourself a huge cheer.

APPLAUSE

Oh, I feel fantastic, Robert. Right, what's next?

You can help me with the tidying.

Oh? The tidying? I don't like tidying!

-Oh, come on, Master Messy.

-All right, Master Tidy, let's tidy up.

Oh, what a party! Has anyone seen Little Monster?

Have you seen Little Monster?

Oh, no, not yet, sir.

-I think she may be resting after the party.

-Oh, yes!

AUDIENCE: Behind you!

Let's see what's over here.

There's some over there.

AUDIENCE: Behind you!

More rubbish everyone. Wait a second! There's stuff on the floor.

-What's happening? Was that you making things messy?

-No, sir.

Hang on a minute. Something's going on here. Do you know what it is?

CHEERING AND SHOUTING

-Who?

-Little Monster?

-Really?

-Are you sure?

ALL: Yes.

I'd better sort this out. Little Monster, up you come.

A-ha!

Now, you are the cheekiest Little Monster in Justin Town.

But I'll tell you what, everyone, we love you! Ah!

DOORBELL

That's the door, would you get that?

Of course I will. I'll walk around. Wait, that's your job.

I'm tidying up the party mess. DOORBELL

All right, I'll get it.

I don't know. Hold your horses. I wonder who it is?

-Let's have a look, shall we?

-Special delivery.

-It's Dee.

-Ha! Ha! Hi there, Justin.

-Hi, everyone!

-Whoa!

-Hi, everybody!

ALL: Hi!

Oh, dear! What a terrible mess! What's happened?

-We were having a party.

-Yes, what were we celebrating, everyone?

ALL: Cake!

Listen, you better get this place cleared up.

Somebody is paying you a visit today.

-We've got a special visitor?

-Yes.

-Sounds exciting. Who is it?

You'll have to read the latest Justin Times to find out.

I've got to dash, I'll see you all soon.

So many Dee-liveries, so little time. Bye, everyone!

-Say goodbye, everyone!

-AUDIENCE: Bye.

Dee, wait a second.

What about my copy of the Justin Times?

Silly me, I nearly forgot. Catch!

Whoa! What's so funny?

LAUGHTER

Oh, no!

LAUGHTER

Oh, no! Look at me, I've got a squidgy bottom!

Oh, come on, Robert.

Let's see who's visiting us today in the Justin Times, shall we?

-Who knows everything about you.

-Latest news, here we go.

It says Auntie Justina is coming to today.

That's no big deal.

BOTH: Argh!

-BOTH: Auntie Justina is coming to visit!

-Oh, no!

You remember Auntie Justina, don't you?

-She does not like mess.

-No, she doesn't, sir.

On the other hand, she's a very lovely, kind lady.

She's delightful, but she's very serious.

Yes, so we have to be on our best behaviour.

Let's ask our friends too.

Will you be on your best behaviour?

ALL: Yes.

Phew! That's good, isn't it?

DOORBELL There goes the doorbell again.

Latest news - Auntie Justina has left her house and is on her way.

That's OK. I'll put the kettle on.

Would you care for some drizzle cake?

-Ooh, that would be...

-She's on her way!

-Bless my bot!

We've got to be careful, Auntie Justina does not like...

-ALL: Mess!

-What are we going to do?

-Sir, do you think it's time for the panic button?

-Not yet.

We've got to tidy up first.

-I'll tidy up the balloons, you clean up the cake.

-Right, sir. Can do.

There's a balloon. Oh, deary! What are you doing?

HE MUMBLES

No! You don't clean up the cake by eating it!

-Just clean it up and put it away!

-Sorry, sir.

-DOORBELL

-Latest news!

Auntie Justina is on the bus!

-Argh! On the bus!

-Panic button, sir?

-No, not yet! We haven't finished cleaning.

-Right.

Thanks, Little Monster. Oh, deary me!

Wait a second, everyone. Little Monster, oh no!

Last time Auntie Justina came to the house,

-Little Monster quite liked Auntie Justina.

-Oh, yes.

-She liked her so much...

-That she put custard in her bag

as a going away present.

-Panic button, sir?

-Not yet, Robert!

-DOORBELL

-More cleaning!

Latest news! Auntie Justina has got off the bus! Argh!

-Oh, that's lovely, isn't it? Robert...?

-Yes.

-Be a dear and press the panic button.

-All right, sir.

ALARM Argh!

-MUSIC PLAYS

-Oh, I love dancing with you, Robert.

Nobody bossa novas like you, sir.

-Hey! Ha! Hey!

-THEY BOTH TALK AT ONCE

Now, listen. We have to keep Little Monster away from Auntie Justina.

-Little Monster... Where is she?

-Perhaps she's in the garden, sir.

If she's in the garden, we're OK. Auntie Justina won't see her.

-She can have a nice, clean time in Justin's House.

-Oh!

-DOORBELL

-Latest news.

-Ooh!

Thank you very much, Dee. That's lovely.

Now let's see what it says.

It says that Auntie Justina is here and standing right behind me.

-Justin?

-I won't be a minute, Auntie Justina.

She's wearing that tweed coat that you think's really pongy, Robert!

-Justin?

-I won't be a second, Auntie Justina.

She's tapping her foot and wondering when we'll ever spot her...

Er... Hang on a minute. Er... Everyone, who's that behind me?

AUDIENCE: Auntie Justina!

Auntie Justina... Oh, hello, Auntie.

Oh, get over it. She's here.

Argh! Ha-ha! Hello, Auntie Justina, in your not-so-smelly coat at all.

Hello, Justin. Hello, everybody!

ALL: Hello, Auntie Justina!

-Auntie Justina, it's lovely to see you.

-Oh, thank you, Rigsby.

-It's Robert, madam.

-No, thank you, Royston. I had one for breakfast.

-May I take your bag, Auntie Justina?

-Oh, you're a good boy, Justin!

Thanks, Auntie.

Now, I do hope that you are keeping your new house clean and tidy.

Oh, yes. You know me, Auntie. Tidy, tidy, tidy!

-Sir, you said you hated...

-A messy house, that's right.

I hate a messy house.

-Auntie, could I take your coat for you?

-Oh, no, no, no.

You've been busy, Justin.

I shall hang it in the back cupboard by myself.

OK, Auntie. Right...

Oh! Well, everything's OK so far.

Auntie Justina's been here for over a minute and she hasn't mentioned...

By the way, where's that cheeky little creature who poured custard

-into my bag the last time I was here?

-Um...you mean...um...

-Little Monster?

-That's the name.

-Um... Well, I hope she's in the garden. Go and check.

-I will, sir.

-You hope she's in the garden?

-Yes, Auntie.

-She needs lots of exercise.

-Oh, dear.

-I'll see if I can see her.

-You don't have to. Honestly, Auntie.

-Of course I do.

-Well, um... I... Waah!

-I can't see her there.

-No, no.

Come and have a rest on the sofa.

I was trying to see if she's out there.

-Come and rest your legs, Auntie.

-All right, if you say so.

I'm sure you're tired from the journey. Sit down here and...? Waah!

Ooh! Erm...

SPLODGE!

-Comfy?

-Er... Yes.

Now, I... Waah!

-Erm... Auntie... How are you?

-I'm very well, thank you.

-Actually, I have been doing a big tidy-up of my own house.

-Oh, really?

-Yes. I came across some things that I think you might like.

-Ooh!

-Yes.

-I have them in my bag.

-Right.

-Oh! Little Monster!

-Oh, was she in the garden, Ramsey?

-Ramsey?! But... Oh, you mean me.

-No, Auntie.

-Oh. I remember the last time I was here.

-She poured custard into my bag...

-Ha ha!

-..In her own special way.

Yes, yes! Ha ha! I remember that, don't you, Robert?

Oh, yes, sir. It was classic.

Auntie, tell me, what exciting things have you got in your bag?

Oh. Well, first of all, I have some hair mousse to smarten up your hair.

Hair mousse?

-Oh, no!

-Yes!

-Argh!

Wa-ay!

-Now, that is going to look wonderful.

-Da-ay!

You may be good at tidying your house,

but you need to tidy yourself as well, doesn't he, Rocket?

Thanks, Auntie! Brrr! Wa-ay!

Wa-ay! Ooh!

I can do this all by myself, you know!

Oh, that is much better.

And now, I have something else that will make you look even smarter.

Oh, great(!)

-Here we are.

-A bow tie?!

-Yes.

-No, I don't like...

-Stop it! Stop it!

-Wa-ay!

Ah, look at you!

You look just like your great-great-grandfather, Justinius.

Agh!

And lastly, but not leastly, there is a hat I found that... Oh, dear!

It's out the back with my coat. Back in a tick.

OK, Auntie. We'll just wait here.

Oh!

-Oh! I don't think I can cope with this much longer.

-No, sir.

Auntie Justina still hasn't seen Little Monster.

If you see Little Monster, shout as loud as you can.

Actually, no. Shout very quietly. Whisper. Go ("Little Monster")!

-You'll do that, won't you?

-AUDIENCE: Little Monster!

-That's very good.

-That's very good.

-Yes.

Yes, all right. I think you're very good at it now.

-Oh! Sir!

-Waah!

Argh!

-Oh, thank you, Justin. Here's your hat.

-Ooh!

This looks quite nice, actually.

COOL JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS

-Sha!

-He-hey!

-I feel quite cool. What do you think?

-It's lovely, sir.

-May I see it?

-Yes, of course!

-Oh, very nice!

-Thank you.

-Ah, what is it?

-AUDIENCE: Little Monster!

What's happening? What's going on?

No, no, no. They're shouting "Little Monsteria".

It's my new plant. It needs a water in the garden.

-I suggest we go and water it together.

-OK.

-Come on, Justin.

-Trit-trot!

-Yes, trit-trot!

-Yes, sir.

-And I'll keep an eye out for you know who.

-Roger!

-Robert!

Now how is the garden looking these days?

Thank you, everybody, for helping us.

It's wonderful when you were whispering Little Monster.

AUDIENCE: Little Monster! Oh, yes. Just like that. Yes!

Yes. I know. We get the point. You can do it.

Oh, my goodness! No!

Oh!

Oh!

I've saved Auntie Justina's bag, but...

Argh! There's custard in the hat!

What am I going to do?

I think that Little Monsteria has had a very good watering.

-I think half my garden's flooded too.

-Oh, that reminds me.

I left the sprinkler on at my allotment. Oh, dear!

My carrots will be crotchety and my turnips will be twitchy.

Justin, I would love to stay longer, but I must get back.

OK, it's a shame you have to leave so soon.

-Oh, well, I won't leave so soon.

-No, no. Your carrots will be crotchety.

-And your turnips will be twitchy.

-Yes.

I really must get back and rescue my veg from the swamp.

-I'll get my coat.

-No, no, no! Wait, Auntie.

-We will get your coat for you.

-Thank you.

-That's OK.

Where's Little Monster? Have you seen her? Come on!

Hello.

Oh, and you have my coat.

Thank you.

Aww.

-And who might you be?

-AUDIENCE: Little Monster.

Oh, she's disappeared.

I couldn't find it. Auntie, we couldn't find your... Wah!

Where did you get that from?

-A really charming person gave it to me.

-Oh.

I didn't know that you had another helper, Justin.

Erm.. I don't. Erm...

Argh! Little Monster... has a cousin...

-Yes, called...the Cuddle Monster.

-Really?

-Yes, maybe that was him... Her!

-Maybe it was.

-Maybe.

Justin, could you do me a favour?

Would you be able to lend me a trowel for my allotment?

-Of course, Auntie. I'll... What's a trowel?

-Garden use for digging, sir.

Thank you. Won't be a minute.

And, Robert... Robert?

-Oh. You mean me?

-It is your name, isn't it?

-Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, it is. Well done!

Well, would you be able to lend me a pair of gardening gloves?

-Oh, it would be my pleasure, Auntie Justina.

-Oh, thank you, Rover.

Little Monster? I know you're there.

It was such fun watching you try to get custard into my bag.

And you didn't actually manage to do it, quite, did you?

If I come back to visit again,

will you try and put custard in my bag again?

Oh, good! Ah!

There we are, Auntie. I've found you a trowel.

Silly me. I forgot.

-I have a trowel and gardening gloves at the allotment.

-Oh.

Justin, I have had a lovely time.

-May I come back again soon?

-Yes, of course you can, Auntie.

Good. When I come again I can say hello to Little Monster properly.

That would be great(!)

-Bye bye.

-Bye bye, Auntie.

-Bye bye, everybody.

AUDIENCE: Bye bye.

-Bye.

-Ooh, was that you or me?

-Bye bye.

Oh, bye!

Bye!

Oh!

-What a day we've had!

-Oh, sir!

-I think we should sing a song to get our energy back.

-That's a great idea.

-Who's feeling happy?

-AUDIENCE: Me!

Come on. Up off your feet. And get ready to dance!

If You're Happy And You Know It. Come on! Yeah, yeah!

Clap your hands, everyone!

-Good dancing, Robert!

-Here we go, sir.

-Woo-hoo!

-All right.

-I'm giving you my best moves.

# If you're happy and you know it Clap your hands

# If you're happy and you know it Clap your hands

# If you're happy and you know it And you really want to show it

# If you're happy and you know it Clap your hands... #

-All right, what's next?

-Ooh!

-Well, sir, why don't we wave our arms like this?

-Wave our arms?

-That's it.

-Great idea.

-Very good, everybody.

-Here we go.

# If you're happy and you know it Wave your arms

# If you're happy and you know it Wave your arms

# If you're happy and you know it And you really want to show it

# If you're happy and you know it Wave your arms

# If you're happy and you know it Stamp your feet

# If you're happy and you know it Stamp your feet

# If you're happy and you know it And you really want to show it

# If you're happy and you know it Stamp your feet

-# If you're happy and you know it Shout "We are!"

-We are!

-# If you're happy and you know it Shout "We are!"

-We are!

# If you're happy and you know it And you really want to show it

-# If you're happy and you know it Shout "We are!"

-We are!

# If you're happy and you know it And you really want to show it

-# If you're happy and you know it, shout "We are!"

-We are! #

-Give yourselves a huge cheer!

-Well done, everybody! Hurray!

-Weren't they fantastic?

-Wonderful, sir.

-I think that bow tie rather suits you.

-Da-ay!

-Sorry, sir.

-Really! I don't know! I don't like this neat hair.

-Oh, it's not really you, sir.

-I like scruffy hair.

I could cover my hair with the hat Auntie Justina brought me.

What a good idea, sir. It complements the bow tie beautifully.

-And it looks ever so nice.

-Oh, thank you.

SPLODGE!

-Oh!

-Oof!

-Little Monster!

-Oh!

We'll see you next time, everyone, in...Justin's house!

-See you soon. Robert, give me a hug!

-No, you're covered in custard!

Did you like the show?

I liked it when Justin sat in the cake.

I liked it when we sang and danced.

It was funny when Justin had custard all down his face.

Thanks for watching Justin's House!

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