Suits You Justin Justin's House

DOORBELL RINGS

# Justin's House is the place you want to be

# Justin's House, you're my special guest today

# Justin's House is the place you want to be in

# Everybody's welcome here

# In Justin's house

# There's Robert and Dee and Little Monster too

# Someone else, we think you know who

# He's funny and sunny, has a smile on his face

# He's... Justin. #

And this is my place.

Sing it.

ALL: # Justin's House, is the place you want to be in

# Justin's House, you're my special guest today

# Justin's House is the place you want to stay

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

# ..Justin's House. #

Aah. Ooh, goodness, I didn't realise you were here already.

Well, hello, everybody.

Hello!

-And welcome to...

-Justin's House!

-Exactly, Justin's House and you all know who I am, don't you?

-Yes.

-Who am I?

-Robert.

-Yes, that's right,

I'm Robert and I'm Justin's resident robot helper, one point.

Oh, oh dear. What's Justin's ducky doing on the floor?

-Di-dee-da-dah. Hiya, Robert.

-Hello there.

-I've just got my clothes.

-Sir, you've just dropped your...

-I've just dropped my pants.

Excuse me. I'll pick those up. Could you hold those? That's great.

What are you laughing at, my small pants? What?

Oh, they've got my name on the back? Thank you, Robert.

-What I'll do is...

-You've dropped your pants again, sir.

-I've dropped them again.

-Yes.

-Oh, dearie me.

-Could you hold those please?

-Yes.

-I'll just... clean them up.

Thank you very much.

-You keep dropping your pants, sir.

-What's that? Hold those for me.

-All right, sir.

-I don't know. Thanks.

-That's all right, sir.

-Where was I?

-Some of our friends are here, sir.

-I can see them.

Hello, everyone.

-What's up, Robert, and what have you made all of that mess for?

-I-I...

-Who made the mess?

-Justin.

-Yes.

No way. All I did was come in here with my clothes.

-I dropped my pants on the floor a couple of times.

-Yes.

I came over here, saw all of our friends and went, "Hello, everyone."

ALL: Shout.

-Aah, yes, sorry about that.

-Yes.

I think you're right, I did make a bit of a mess. Sorry.

-Yes, well, not to worry, sir, I like tidying.

-Good.

It keeps me happy and very, very, very, very, oh...busy.

I don't know. Listen while you clear up all of that mess that you made...

-That I made?

-Yes.

-We can sing a song. Who wants to sing a song?

-Yes.

-I think they're in the mood.

-I think so.

-Fire up the old RMP1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

-And hit it.

-Hitting it, sir.

-Come on, everyone, up on your feet. That's it.

-Here we go.

-There we go.

-All right.

Here we go. Loud as you can.

# Justin's House, is the place you want to play in

# Justin's House, you're my special guest today

# Justin's House, is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome in Justin's House.

# Well done. There's Robert and Dee and Little Monster too.

# And someone else, we think you know who

# He's funny and sunny, has a smile on his face

# He's...Justin

# And this is my place. #

Come on, everyone. Let me hear you.

# Justin's House is the place you want to play in

# Justin's House, you're my special guests today

# Justin's House, is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome in Justin's House.

-# Hey.

-We sing here and dance here

# Play silly games too

# It wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

-# You're funny and sunny

-You're the smile on my face

# You're brilliant.

Yeah. # You're really are great. #

Come on, everyone, let me hear you.

# Justin's House is the place you want to play in

# Justin's House, you're my special guests today

# Justin's House is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome in Justin's House. #

One more time.

# Justin's House is the place you want to play in

# Justin's House, you're my special guests today

# Justin's House, is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

# ..Justin's House. #

-Yeah.

-Well done, everybody.

-Wonderful.

-Oh, Robert, I'm all excited. And I'm ready to play.

-Well, almost, sir.

What do you mean, almost? Everything is spick and span.

-It's so tidy, tidy, tidy and sweet smelling, too.

-Well, not quite, sir.

Not quite. Let's go and do the Justin's House checks, shall we?

-Well, all right.

-OK. Bedroom clean?

-Clean.

-Bathroom clean?

-Super clean.

-Er...kitchen and lounge clean?

-Super duper clean.

-Ah, am I clean?

-Super duper, oh, smelly, sir.

-Smelly?

-Oh.

-Am I smelly, pongy, everyone?

-Yes.

Hang on a minute. I'm not pongy, am I?

I'm afraid so. I think when you were carrying your clothes for washing

I think their pong made you pong, too.

-Yes, I am a bit pongy.

-Yes.

All right. OK, everyone.

-I tell you what, I'm going to have a bath.

-Really, sir?

I'll see you in a minute. Where's my...ah, come along ducky.

-All right, ducky.

-No, not you.

-Oh, right, sorry.

-My little ducky.

-Oh, Robert, just one important question.

-Yes.

-Where is the bath?

-Bathroom, sir.

-Oh, thank you. Back in a blink.

-Come on.

-HE QUACKS

Really, back in a blink. All right, let's see.

Justin? Well, he's not back. He's not back.

Sometimes Justin is so confusing.

DOORBELL CHIMES

That's the door. Would you get that, please, sir?

-Oh, I'm in the bathroom, Robert.

-Oh, oh dear.

Well, I suppose it is only once a year.

-Special Dee Livery.

-Oh, it's Dee, everybody. Say hello to Dee.

Hello, Dee.

Hi, everybody, hope you're all having a great time in...

Justin's House.

I've got your paper, Just... Oh, is Justin not here.

-Oh, no, what's Justin doing?

-Having a bath.

-He's having a bath.

Ha-ha, well, I can't give him the Justin Times when he's in the bath.

-No.

-I mean it'll get all soggy.

-Yes, yes. Well, I'll take it for him.

Oh, thank you, Robert.

I don't want your hat, dear. I want the Justin Times.

Ah, take a look inside.

Oh, oh there it is, a little tiny Justin Times, how clever.

-Hat's right, Robert.

-Hat's right?

-Hat's right, it's a little joke.

Oh, yes.

-Erm...

-SWITCHES ON LAUGHTER MACHINE

There's not much paper, is there?

-Well, there's not much news.

-No, no.

Here's something interesting. There's going to be a special dinner

at the Justin Town Hall this evening.

-Oh, that sounds exciting. Am I invited?

-Well, let's see.

It says the following people

are invited. Mr Milk, the milkman, Henry Hamster, ooh,

the Queen of Hearts, Dee Livery, oh, Dee Livery, you are invited.

Oh, brilliant. Oh, I can't wait, I'd better go and get ready.

-I'll see you later, Robert.

-All right, Dee.

-Goodbye, everyone.

-Say goodbye to Dee.

-Bye.

-Bye, Dee.

Oh, this is very exciting. I wonder if Justin is invited, let's see?

Uncle Tom Cobbley and Just...Justin, he is invited.

-How wonderful.

-What's wonderful, Robert?

Oh, sir, you've been invited to a dinner at the Justin Town Hall

-this evening.

-Yes, that is wonderful.

But it says just one thing.

-It says you must be called Justin.

-I am.

-It says you must live in Justin's House.

-I do.

-And it says you must wear a suit.

-Well, I'm wearing one now.

-Really?

Yes, look, Robert.

-My swimsuit, what do you think?

-Ooh, flippers.

-Oh, sorry, sorry.

Well, a swimsuit, sir?

Yes, I'm going to swim 100 lengths.

-Ow.

-Sorry, sorry, sorry.

100 lengths in the bath?

Well, I'm not going to swim 100 lengths on the sofa, am I, everyone?

-No.

-Ooh, flippers.

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Sir, I really don't think you can go to dinner in a swimsuit.

-I think I can, do you think I can go to dinner in a swimsuit?

-No.

-No?

-No.

-I think they're right. Sorry, sorry.

Sir, why don't you wear the lovely suit we bought you last week,

-you would look ever so lovely in it?

-Yes, I've already used it once.

I played football last week, Robert, in a very muddy field.

That's lovely because it's so nice on you, what?!

-You played football in it, in the mud?

-Yes.

-Oh, dear.

-Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all.

-No, sir.

We can wash it with your other pongy clothes.

OK, thanks a lot, Robert. Will you do that?

-I'll go and finish my bath.

-All right, sir.

Oh, by the way, Robert,

did Dee deliver my new duvet cover for my bedroom?

Your new duvet cover?

Little Monster ate my last one for breakfast.

Yes, that's right, sir, she did,

although she left a little bit for a snack, sir. Ohh!

Ohh! She nearly had my fingers there. She's always peckish.

-Da-da.

-Oh.

I'm nice and clean and really fit now.

Sir, you've just swum 100 lengths in the bath?

Ah, not quite, more like three lengths.

-I kept hitting my head on the taps.

-That can happen.

-Come on, we've got some clothes to wash.

-Oh, yes, sir.

I'll shout out the instructions if you can do the machiney bit.

-All right, sir.

-First of all, clothes in.

-All right, clothes in.

-And now, the pongy clothes in.

-There we go.

-That's it, close the door.

-We're ready to wash.

-Hold on a minute, sir.

I'm sure we need something else to make clothes clean.

-Let's ask our friends, do we need anything else?

-Yes.

-What do we need?

-Washing powder.

-Washing powder.

-Washing powder, of course.

-Yes.

-I told you that.

-I know, sir, I'm sorry.

-OK, Robert, washing powder in.

-Yes, sir.

Washing powder, wait a minute, that's it,

-we're out of washing powder.

-Oh, no.

If we're out of washing powder

we can't wash my suit and I can't go to the special dinner, everyone.

-Ohh.

-Oh, dear.

DOORBELL CHIMES

That sounds like the doorbell, it must be Dee.

-Would you get that, Robert?

-I think it's your turn.

-Its your turn.

-No, it's your turn.

-No, it's my turn.

-No, it's my turn.

-Go on then, off you go.

-All right, I will...wait a minute.

Ooh, cheeky. Right.

A special Dee Livery.

-Everyone, say hello to Dee.

-Hello, Dee.

-How are you doing, Dee?

-I'm well. Hello again, everyone.

-I've brought your duvet cover.

-I've been wondering when it would arrive.

I better take it and make sure Little Monster doesn't see it.

-I'll take it upstairs.

-Good idea.

Are you looking forward to the dinner tonight?

Hang on a minute. I was but I don't think I can go, Dee.

-Oh, no.

-I haven't got any washing powder, have I, everyone?

-No.

-Well, you have now. Da-da.

-Oh, what have you got there?

Ooh, look, everyone, Washalot, oh, sounds good.

It says here, "The most magical washing powder ever.

"It cleans, dries and irons your clothes, all at once".

-Thanks, Dee, that's fantastic.

-You're welcome.

You will read the instructions properly, won't you?

-Oh, of course I will, won't I, everyone?

-Yes.

-Well, we'll see you at the do, Dee.

-I'll see you at the do, too.

-Toodle-oo.

-Bye, say goodbye to Dee, everyone.

-Bye, Dee.

I've got some washing powder.

All I need to do is to throw this whole box

-into the washing machine, don't I?

-No.

-What do I have to do then?

-Read the instructions.

-Oh, I see, do I have to read the instructions?

-Yes.

Thank you, everyone. What would I do without my friends here?

Let's have a read, shall we? It says here,

"Put one shakeful of Washalot into the machine."

Only one shakeful because otherwise,

-what will happen to all of the clothes, do you know?

-Shrink.

-That's right, all of the clothes will shrink.

-Ohh, ohh.

Urgh, it's a ghost, everyone.

AUDIENCE SCREAM

-Shall I challenge the ghost?

-Yes.

Come here, ghostie, I'm going to get you.

Thank you, sir. A ghost, oh, no.

Wait a minute, that looks like the new duvet cover. Hang on. Come here.

-Sorry, Robert.

-Hello, sir.

-Hello.

In fact, I knew you were a ghost all along, didn't I?

-Yes.

-I was just pretending.

-Oh, I see, sir.

Robert, is this my new duvet cover, it looks a bit big for me?

It is a little big, sir, but let's not worry about this now.

We need to wash your suit.

-Well put it over...watch it.

-Sorry, sir.

-Take it...

AUDIENCE SHOUT

-We've got to get on with the washing, haven't we?

-Yes?

Now, Robert, put the washing powder into the...er...

AUDIENCE SHOUT

Where's the washing powder gone?

Little Monster's got it. Where?

Who took it? Little Monster.

-She's up there with the washing powder.

-Come on, sir.

Quick, quick, let's go and get her, Little Monster. I'll wash you next.

For such a small house

there's a surprising large amount of steps here.

I know, Robert. Where's Little Monster, where is she?

-There.

-Where? I can't see her. Where?

I've got no idea, sir.

-I think she's down there.

-You cheeky...

-I'll get her.

I need to catch my breath.

Sir, watch out for the... Ooh...

FALLS DOWN STAIRS

-..duck you left on the stairs.

-Oh, dearie me.

-Who left that duck on the stairs?

-You did.

-I don't know. Right.

Now then, let's get on with the washing.

Hang on a minute, the washing powder is here again. How did that happen?

Little Monster.

I tell you what it doesn't matter, we can now wash my suit

and I can go to the dinner.

CHILD SHOUTS

Right, I'm just going to read the instructions like Dee said.

OK, it says here, "Put ten shakefuls...

-No!!

-"..of washing powder into the machine."

AUDIENCE SHOUTS.

Hang on a minute, that's the whole box.

-It says ten shakefuls, doesn't it?

-No.

Shake one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

-That's the lot.

-Did Justin just put ten shakefuls into the machine?

Yes.

-Well, how many shakefuls should he have put in?

-One.

-Just one, I thought so.

-Hello, Robert.

-Justin.

-Yes.

-You put ten shakefuls into the machine, didn't you?

-Yes, I did.

Our friends are saying you are only meant to put one in.

-No, no, no, no.

-Yes, yes, yes.

I read the instructions on the packet, didn't I, everyone?

-AUDIENCE SHOUT

-It says here,

"Put ten shakefuls of Washalot into the machine."

Yes, sir, in Little Monster's handwriting.

No, it doesn't say it in Little Monster's hand... What?

-Did Little Monster write this?

-Yes.

If I put all that powder in the machine

-what will happen to my clothes, everyone?

-They'll shrink.

-They are going to shrink.

-Oh, no, sir.

What am I going to do? I think there's only one thing for it.

-Panic button, sir.

-Hit it.

ALARM WAILS

-Panic.

-Panic. Ohh.

-Oh, Robert, it's very lovely to dance with you.

-Ohh.

-Yes.

-What are we going to do, everyone, my clothes will...?

-Shrink.

Maybe, maybe it will be OK.

Maybe I'll stop the machine and the clothes will be ironed and dried

and clean and the right size for my dinner.

-Yes, well, sir, you may well be right.

-Shall I have a look?

-Yes.

-Right, here we go. Ooh, Robert, they're clean.

-Oh, goody.

-They're sweet smelling.

-Happy days.

The only thing is look my suit, what's happened to it, everyone?

-Its shrunk.

-Oh dear, its shrunk.

-I can't wear this for the dinner, can I?

-No.

I'll try, I'll try and put it on. What do you think,

can I get away with this?

Hello, everyone, would you care to dance?

No, I don't think it's going to work is it. Oh, no.

I'm going to have to sit down here and sigh. Oh, sigh.

Now, Little Monster,

that wasn't a very nice trick you played on Justin, was it?

No, and now he can't go to dinner, can he? No. Oh!

Little Monster, I do wish you wouldn't do that,

my diodes go all doolally when you sneak up on me.

What's that? Really? But the duvet cover?

Well, that's genius, it might just work.

And it means I can use my new sewing machine invention,

the Sewsalot 5000.

Right, Little Monster, I think you need to say sorry to someone.

Oh, hi, Little Monster, what's that?

Oh, you're sorry for shrinking my suit. Oh, that's OK.

Did you know it was going to shrink? What do you mean, yes? I don't know.

Have you learnt your lesson, Little Monster?

You can't go playing with washing machines, can you?

Are you going to be the best behaved Little Monster ever now?

Oh, that's lovely.

Well, thanks for our little chat, Little Monster.

Oh, er, sir...

Its another ghost, its a big square ghost, this time.

No, I'm still not a ghost.

Oh, Robert, oh, don't tell me my duvet cover has shrunk too.

Oh, no, no, sir. Do you remember that your duvet was too big?

Yes, I do.

-Well, I took my Sewsalot 5000 and I made it smaller, you see.

-So?

-Yes, I did, sir, and I made you something else.

-What's that?

-Ta-da.

Robert, wow, what do you think of this, everyone?

-AUDIENCE SHOUT

-That's fantastic.

Robert, thank you so much. Trousers as well.

I've got a great idea. I can wear this for the dinner tonight.

Oh, Little Monster, Justin loves our suit.

-Thank you, you two. Does it suit me?

-Suits you, sir.

I'm feeling so happy, now. I could sing, shall we sing a song?

-Oh, let's, sir.

-Who wants to sing a song?

-Me.

Come on, everyone, hit it.

Clap your hands, all right.

Here we go, sing along.

# We like it here, in Justin's House

# It's so much fun in Justin's House

# We like to play in Justin's House

# And we'd like you to stay in Justin's House. #

Yea, woo. So, shall we sing that one again, everyone?

-Here we go.

-Here we go.

# We like it here in Justin's House

# It's so much fun in Justin's House

# We love to play in Justin's House

# And we want to stay in Justin's House. #

-Now, sir, I think I have a verse we should sing.

-Right.

-Will you all join in with me?

-Yeah.

# Sing and play and dance and shout

-# We sing and play and jump about. #

-Very good.

-Shall we sing that one again?

-I think we should.

-Everyone join in this time, are you ready?

-Here we go.

-Here we go.

# We sing and play and dance and shout

# We sing and play and jump about. #

I know why don't you sing my bit with me.

-And you can sing my bit with me.

-Here we go.

# We sing and play...

# It's so much fun in Justin's House

# We play all day in Justin's House

# And we'd like to stay in Justin's House. #

-Stop. You all sing with me.

-We'll sing my bit.

# We sing and play in Justin's House

# It's so much fun in Justin's House

# We'll play all day in Justin's House

# And we'd like to stay in Justin's House. #

-Well done, everybody.

-Give yourselves a huge cheer.

-Hurray.

-Oh, Robert, I'm having the time of my life.

Talking of time, it must be time for me to get ready for my dinner.

You still need to put your trousers on.

-Yes, I do, has anyone seen my smart suit.

-There.

-Ohh.

-Little Monster's got them, sir.

-Little Monster?

-Come here, you cheeky monkey.

-We need those trousers.

-Oh, she's gone.

-Where is she, everybody?

-Upstairs.

-Upstairs.

-Quick, sir.

-I need those.

Thanks a lot for coming. We'll see you next time in...

-Justin's House.

-Bye.

Which part of the show did you like best?

I loved singing and dancing with Justin.

The funniest bit was when Justin thought he saw a ghost.

I liked it when Justin shrunk his clothes.

ALL: Thanks for watching Justin's House.