Hottyspottyitis Justin's House


Hottyspottyitis

Justin Fletcher entertains children with singing, dancing and comedy. Justin and Little Monster have a strange illness. Whenever they sneeze, something messy occurs.


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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Robert, didn't we have a wonderful swimming lesson today, old bean?

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Indeed we did, sir. Ho-ho-ho!

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And we have just enough time to get ourselves tidied up

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before everybody gets here.

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Hello, everybody!

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CHILDREN: Hello!

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-Sir! Everyone's here already!

-I can't see anybody!

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-Turn around, turn around!

-What's going on?

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HE CHUCKLES

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Ah! Hello, everyone!

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-CHILDREN: Hello, Justin!

-Come on!

-Here we go!

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# Wriggle your bottoms

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# Shake and grin

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# It's J-J-J-J, J-J-J

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# J-J-J-J-J-Justin! #

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That's right! Welcome to...

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-CHILDREN: Justin's House!

-Robert, see!

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-They're ready for some fun already!

-Yes, sir. But we're not.

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Excuse us while we smarten up.

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I didn't realise we were at the pool for so long.

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SQUIRT! SQUIRT!

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There! That'll stop me rusting after so much splashing about!

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-Are you ready, Robert?

-Almost. Shall we lose the hat?

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-HAT SQUEAKS

-Ooh!

-Come on, Quackers.

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Hang on, I'll take my lovely swimming hat off.

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-All right, sir.

-Are you ready to sing, everyone?

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CHILDREN: Yeah!

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-Fire up the old RMP 1 player, Robert.

-Firing up, sir.

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And...hit it!

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-Hitting it!

-Yeah, come on, everyone, up on your feet!

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MUSIC PLAYS

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-It's time to get this party started!

-Here we go! Come on, everybody!

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Let's hear you!

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-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play

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-# In Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

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-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

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# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

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Yeah!

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# There's Robert the robot and Little Monster too

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# And someone else We think you know who

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# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

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-# Heeeeeee's Justin! #

-Yay!

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# And this is my place...#

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Come on, everyone, sing along!

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-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

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-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

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-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

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# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

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-One more time, Robert!

-Take it to the max, sir!

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-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

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-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

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-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

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# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

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# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuustiiiin's...

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# Justin's House! # A big cheer!

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-CHEERING

-Very good! Very good!

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Phew! Robert, how are you feeling now?

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Oh, wonderful, sir!

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There's nothing like singing and dancing to get you warmed up!

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I'm feeling very, very warm today!

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That's all your swimming things, sir. Let's get these off.

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Could you help me get my armbands off? 1...2...3!

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-Ow!

-And the other one!

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All right, here we go. 1...2...3!

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-Ow!

-What about my rubber ringy?

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Oh, yes. All right, sir.

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-What are you doing? Oh!

-Sir, if you just...

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-What...what.

-Lift it up! It's not the...sir! Please! Just co-operate!

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-Look, it's on you now!

-I've got it on! Come on, help me get this off.

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Yeeeeahhh!

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Oh, you've got my diodes! You've got my diodes! There we go!

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-Oh, that's it. Oh!!

-It's got me, sir!

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-We're stuck to it!

-Oh,, right. After three. 1...2...3!

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-Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

-THUNK

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CHILDREN GIGGLE

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-Oh, dearie me!

-Are you cooler now, sir?

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I don't think I am, Robert. In fact, I'm hot, hot, hot!

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Oh, dear! Well, we need something cold

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to cool, cool, cool you down!

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Yes! What could cool me down?

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Oh, hang on a minute! The fridge!

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Excellent suggestion!

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Right, I'll just open this up.

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-WIND BLOWS FROM FRIDGE

-Is it helping?

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It's cooling my face down, but I need to be cool all over, Robert.

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Oh. Well, I know, sir. Why don't you try outside?

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Ah, good idea! Hi, Dave! How are you?

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Right, I'll go outside and have a cool-down.

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All right, sir. Well, how strange!

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I don't think it's too warm in here - do you?

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DOORBELL RINGS

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# Who's at the door?

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# Who's at the door?

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# Somebody better answer it! #

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Robert, get the door!

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Well, all right, sir. Just this once. But only because

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-you're cooling down outside!

-Who is it, Robert?

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I don't know, sir. I've not answered it yet!

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It's you!

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-JUSTIN CHUCKLES

-Yes! And ask me, what do I want?

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All right. What do you want?! No, sir, you've got the Justin Times.

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Oh, yes, I've got the Ju... Sorry, Robert. You're right there!

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I've got the Justin Times, everyone,

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cos I thought I could use it as a fan to cool me down a bit.

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Well, I am not a fan of that fan. Have you thought of trying this?

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-Fancy fan?!

-Oooh!

-Feel the force, sir!

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-FAN WAFTS

-Oh! Ahh-ahh!

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You can't...whoa-oh-oh!

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-It's like being in a wind tunnel, isn't it, sir?

-Robert! Oh!

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Oh, wow! OK, well, listen, I'll use this and...oh,

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could you read the Justin Times, old bean?

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-I'm feeling too hot today.

-Of course, sir.

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-May I?

-Yes, of course you can.

-All right.

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-BOING! BOING!

-Doi!

-Ooh!

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-BOING! BOING!

-Doi!

-Ooh!

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-Ooh!

-Oof!

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CHILDREN LAUGH

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-OK, Robert. Take it away.

-All right.

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-What are you doing?

-I'm taking it away.

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-Not TAKE IT AWAY! Don't take the paper away!

-Oh, right!

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I mean, "Take it away!" Start to read.

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-Well, why didn't you say so?

-And I'll fan us.

-All right, sir.

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-FAN WAFTS

-Ooh! Oh! Ooh!

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Oh, sir!

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-No! The force! No!

-What's the problem?

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You're fanning, sir. You can't read when you're fanning!

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-Sorry, Robert!

-Now here. Hold this.

-What's the news?

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Oh! Oh, dear!

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-ROBERT GASPS

-Apparently, people are getting poorly in Justin Town!

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-Are they?!

-There's been an outbreak of hottyspottyitis!

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-Oh, dear!

-Oh, dear, indeed!

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Everybody starts to feel warm, warm, warm, then they get hot, hot, hot.

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-Ooh!

-Ooh! And then you get spots, spots, spots and more spots!

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-Oh, dear! That sounds terrible!

-Oh, dear, indeed, sir! Well...

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Well, at least no-one in Justin's House

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-has got hottyspottyitis!

-That's right! Isn't it, everyone?

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CHILDREN SQUEAL

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-What?

-What's that?

-Why are they all shouting?

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-ROBERT SHRIEKS

-Oh! Oh!

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What is it, Robert?

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It's hotty...spotty...itis!

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I haven't got hottyspottyitis, have I, everyone?

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CHILDREN: Yes, you have!

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-You've got spots all over your face!

-I haven't got spots, have I?

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-CHILDREN: Yes!

-Oh, yes you have!

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Oh, no, I haven't!

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ALL: Oh, yes, you have!

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Oh, no, I haven't!

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ALL: Oh, yes, you have!

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Well, let me have a look, Robert. Oh, yes, I have! Aargh!

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Gaw! Ooh, Robert! I've got hottyspottyitis!

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-Ugh!

-Panic button, sir?

-Ooh, no, no, no!

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-I'm far too weak to press it! Aargh!

-BOINK!

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Ooh! Thanks, Little Monster.

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-That fanning is good.

-Actually, it says here

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that you sneeze when you have hottyspottyitis.

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Well, Justin hasn't sneezed yet.

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-Perhaps he hasn't got it.

-Oh, thank goodness for that!

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Well, I wonder....aaaahhchoooo!

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Ooh! Oh, sorry, Quackers! Oh, dear! This isn't good!

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-JUSTIN CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

-Oh, thanks, Little Monster!

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-Yes, that fan feels good.

-Oh, and there's more, sir.

-What?

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Apparently, hottyspottyitis is contagious.

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Contagious? Ooh, that sounds like fun! What does that mean?

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I don't think it is, sir.

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It says that other people can catch it from you...

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Aaargh! Stay away! Oh, it's all right. Robots can't catch it.

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That's lucky! But anyone else that's near you can.

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-They'll start to feel hot, hot, hot.

-Oh, dear!

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Oh, Little Monster, could I have that fan, please?

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Whoa! Where did Little Monster go?

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-And then, they'll get spots, spots, spots!

-What?

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CHILDREN GASP

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CHILDREN POINT AND SHOUT OUT

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-Aaargh!

-Aahchoooo!

-Whoa!

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Oh, Little Monster! You've got hottyspottyitis as well!

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-Oh, dear!

-Aahchoooo!

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-CLOCK CLANGS

-AH-AH-AH-CHOOO!

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WHEE!

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Oh, dear! This is not good!

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It's not good at all!

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We need to get you two better, and fast!

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Now, I'm sure I've got a doctor download somewhere.

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-Back in a cog's whirr!

-Oh, thanks, Robert!

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Oh, Little Monster! What are we going to do?

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I'll tell you something, though, everyone.

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I quite like it when I sneeze.

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-It makes my nose go all tingly-wingly!

-JUSTIN CHUCKLES

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Hey, we need tissues. Can you see tissues anywhere?

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CHILDREN: There!

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Oh, yes! Shall I go and get them, Little Monster?

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OK. Oh dear.

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Oh, I really do have the sneezes today. Oh...

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HE SNEEZES

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LOUD WATER SPRAY

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HE LAUGHS

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You're not going to sneeze, are you? Oh, no. No, no!

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-MONSTER SNEEZES AND GONG

-Oh, Little Monster!

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I've got some tissues, but they're a bit soggy.

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I tell you what, I'll wipe your nose. There you go. Oh...

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HE STIFLES A SNEEZE

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Ooh, thank you, Little Monster.

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MONSTER SNEEZES AND GONG

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MONSTER MAKES SLURPING NOISES

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Eurgh!

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Yucky! I don't know. Oh...

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SNEEZES AND GONG

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Oh, dear. What are we going to do!?

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Ne-na, ne-na, ne-na, ne-na, ne-na,

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no, no, no, no! What happened?

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Oh, thank goodness you're here, Robert.

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Dr Robert now, thank you, sir.

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-I've downloaded my doctor app, I'm qualified.

-Ooh!

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Good to see you, Dr Robert. What are you going to do first?

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-Well, sir, I'm going to, um...

-Yes?

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I don't know, I'll check my doctor app, hang on.

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Oh. Ask the patient to say, "ah".

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Oh, wait a minute, say "ah", sir.

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Oh, right.

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-HE SINGS

-# Ah!!! #

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I said SAY "ah", not sing it.

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Oh, sorry, Robert.

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-FAINTLY

-Ah.

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-Oh, that's very good, very good.

-Oh. Oh...

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-That's enough ah-ing, sir. That's enough.

-Oh... Oh, thank you.

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That's all right.

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MONSTER SNEEZES AND GONG

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Robert! What are you doing?

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-We need to get you two better and fast. Right...

-What's next, Robert?

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Robert, can you hear me? Hello?

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He's got his stethoscope on. What's next, Robert?!

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-ROBERT SCREAMS

-What did you do that for?

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-Sorry.

-Well, I need to listen to your chest.

-Oh, right.

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Ha, ha, ha! That's freezing!

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Oh, well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Here we go...

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HE MAKES HEARTBEAT NOISES

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SHEEP NOISES

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HE ROARS

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MONKEY NOISES

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-Come, boy. Come, boy. Go on then...

-GENTLE LAUGHTER

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It sounds like you've got a petting zoo in there

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and that's not good either. Oh, dear.

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What are you going to do now?

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There must be something on your doctor download app.

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I'll check. I'm sure there's something to make you better.

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-Right.

-Oh!

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The hottyspottyitis patient requires a dose of potion lotion.

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Rub the potion lotion on the hottyspottyitis spots

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and your patient will soon feel as right as rain.

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-Well, that sounds good, Robert. You'd better go and make it.

-Yes.

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Oh... Ooh, thank you.

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HE SNEEZES

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-Yes, I think I better had, sir.

-Sorry, Robert.

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No, that's fine.

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You stay here, rest and be a brave little soldier.

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I'll be a brave soldier. Attention.

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Right, so...ne-na, ne-na, ne-na, ne-na, nena...

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So, Robert, what's going to be in this, um, potion lotion?

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Well, sir, I think you're going to like all of this. Now,

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oh, sorry, something to mix it in. Oh, there we are.

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Right, now, we've got, sir, one, ooh, strawberry jelly.

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Ooh, sounds lovely.

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That's going to make my skin smell all yummy and scrummy.

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Yes, indeed, sir. Then, we have an old grey stinky sock,

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a smelly fish, some old stinky cheese

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and a handful of pickled onions.

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Hang on a minute!

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-Smelly sock, stinky cheese, a handful of pickled onions?

-Yes.

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I'm not going to eat that.

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In fact, I'm feeling better now, Robert.

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Look, I'm doing lots of press ups, 1002, 1003, 1004...

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Nonsense, sir, this is going to make you better. Now, what's next?

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Oh, yes, a used teabag, very good. And a sandy stinky old flip-flop.

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-Eurgh!

-And stir.

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Monster, what are we going to do?

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Oh, yes. I mean, look at that, sir.

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-Eurgh!

-You can tell there's goodness in it, can't you?

-Yuck!

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Look at it, everyone. Little Monster, smell that. Eurgh!

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-MONSTER SCREAMS

-Are you all right?

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Look, everyone. Does this look yucky?

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CHILDREN: Yes!

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I can't put this on my face.

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Ooh, this is horrible potion lotion.

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Oh...

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If you're going to sneeze, sneeze away from the lotion.

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Oh, yes, of course. Don't worry, Robert, I'm... Oh...

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-Absolutely fine.

-Oh, good, sir. Oh good.

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JUSTIN SNEEZES

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LAUGHTER

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Oh...

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Sorry, Robert.

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The sooner you stop sneezing, the better, sir. Give me that!

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Well, listen, is the potion nearly ready?

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Almost, sir. I've just got one last ingredient.

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-What's that?

-Let's see.

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It is a Brussels sprout. We'll drop that in.

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CRACK OF THUNDER

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Oh, look, sir!

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Oh, yes. Look. Oh!

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It's reacting. Look!

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Oh, there we go. And a final stir.

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There we go. Oh, yes!

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Oh, look, it's... Oh.

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-It's ready...I think.

-Urgh!

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Little Monster, would you like to try it?

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Where are you going? You just have to rub it on! Now, sir,

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-how about you?

-No, I've got to go to the library

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-to take books back.

-You only have to rub it on your spots.

-Oh!

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-Robert, there is your favourite... Nina over there.

-Nina? Really?

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-From the Neurons.

-But I'm not ready.

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Wait a minute, I'm a medical man now. That always impresses... Nina!

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Where's he gone? I have to make you better!

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Please, if you see Justin and Little Monster,

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will you shout out? We have to give them their medicine.

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-There! There!

-Where?

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-Oh, come here, you two!

-Quick! Run, Little Monster!

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You just have to rub it on your face! Where is she now?

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And where's Justin?

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-There!

-Little Monster! Quickly, come here! It's only for a second.

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-Oh, dear, she's so quick!

-CHILDREN SHOUT

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-Where? Where is he?

-No, I'm a picture!

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Stay there! Don't move. I need to...

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No! Don't go. It'll make you better. Oh, dear.

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PHONE HONKS

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Oh, no! Now the phone. It's so busy in this house. Oh, dear.

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Where is it coming from? I...

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Oh, dear.

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Hang on, I think I know.

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Oh, no!

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Hello? Justin's house,

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Robert speaking, friend and servant of Justin. How many I help you?

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"Squeak, squeak, get well soon!"

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Oh, really? A get-well-soon surprise for Justin and Little Monster?

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Well, how nice!

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Yes, you're going to come over? Lovely, see you soon. Bye.

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"Squeak!"

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Oh, dear. Right, there we go.

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Well, isn't that lovely?

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A get-well-soon surprise for Justin and Little Monster!

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Oh, what a shame they are nowhere to be found! Oh, dear!

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DING-DONG!

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# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

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# Someone better answer it. #

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-Robert, get the door.

-Oh!

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Where is he? Where did that come from? Is he behind...

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Right, I've got a plan.

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Wait.

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Everybody, it's Juan Man Band!

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Gave a big cheer! Hurray!

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DRUM BANGS, HORN TOOTS

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Lovely. Juan Man Band will give Justin and Little Monster

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a lovely get-well-soon present.

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We're going to play musical statues.

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Now, when Juan Man Band plays, you all dance like crazy

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but when he stops, you freeze, like a statue!

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Right. Take it away. Three, two, Juan!

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HE PLAYS MOUTH ORGAN AND BANJO

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Here we go! Everybody dancing! Remember, when he stops,

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musical statues!

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Very good.

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HE PLAYS "KNEES UP MOTHER BROWN" ON KAZOO

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HE STOPS

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Oh! Freeze!

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Very good.

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Very good. Oh, sir!

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Keep dancing!

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Oh, freeze!

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HE PLAYS AGAIN

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Oh, there we go. Very good.

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Everybody keep going. Very good.

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HE STOPS

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Oh! Keep dancing.

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Very good. Juan Man Band, everybody! Thank you.

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That was a wonderful present.

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Bye-bye. Thank you ever so much.

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Excellent.

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-HORN TOOTS, CYMBALS CLASH

-Oh, Robert, that was great fun!

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Oh, yes, wasn't it, sir?

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Yes! Now then, where were we?

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-I can't remember.

-Well, I'm not sure.

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I think you were about to rub this potion lotion on your face.

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-Should I have this lotion on my face, everyone?

-Yes!

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-Are you sure?

-Yes!

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No way, Robert.

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I'm not going to have any of this...potion lotion...

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Ah...ahh...ahh...

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-Oh, that was close.

-Yes, yes.

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-Aatchoo!

-SPLAT!

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Excellent, right. Now...

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Oh! Smell the smelly socks

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and the cheese and... Is that that Brussels sprout? Urgh!

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-Come on, this way, sir.

-I can't, can I?

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-I've got it all over my face.

-There you go. Ole!

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Very good. Give me that. Now...

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Oh, Little Monster. Look at you, all covered in spots!

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There we go! Oh! And...

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Oh! Oh, dear!

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Don't worry, Little Monster. I've got a towel.

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Right, come here. Come here.

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No, no! Hold still. This is going to make you better.

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Come on, we've nearly got it off and... Oh!

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CHEERING

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Little Monster is cured, everybody!

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And sir, so are you! Your spots have gone. Look!

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Have my spots gone, everyone?

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Yes!

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Oh, yes! Look at me.

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-I haven't got hottyspottyitis any more!

-Wonderful.

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Ah...ahh...ahh...

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Atcheeyah. I'm absolutely fine!

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Oh, you really are better, sir. And do you know what?

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You were a very brave little soldier.

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Yes, I was, wasn't it, Robert?

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-Atten-tion!

-Hut!

-Come on!

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Let's sing a song to celebrate. Are you ready, everyone?

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Yes!

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-Fire up the old RMP1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

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-And hit it!

-Hitting it.

-Come on, everyone.

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Up on your feet and let's see you wiggle your bottoms!

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I'm doing this as Dr Robert.

0:21:200:21:22

# Here's a game that we can play

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-# When I sing, you sing the same way

-Yeah!

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-# Copy me and you will see

-Yo! Yo!

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# If you really are better than me. #

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-Are you ready to copy, everyone?

-Word up.

-OK!

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# We go hey-hey-hey!

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# Hey-hey-hey!

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# We go ho-ho-ho

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# Ho-ho-ho

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# We go hoo-oo-oo

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# Hoo-oo-oo

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# We go low

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-# Low!

-Yeah!

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-# Hey!

-Aargh!

0:21:490:21:52

# Here's a game that we can play

0:21:520:21:54

# When I sing, you sing the same way

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# Copy me and you will see

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# If you really are better than me. #

0:22:000:22:03

-Are you ready, everyone?

-Oh, yes. I'm hot!

0:22:030:22:06

-# We go hot hot hot!

-Hot hot hot!

0:22:060:22:09

# We go cold cold cold! #

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Brrr!

0:22:100:22:12

-# We go sneeze sneeze sneeze! #

-Atchoo!

0:22:120:22:15

# We go blow! #

0:22:150:22:16

-Pthbbbthbbb!

-Oh, very good.

-Come on!

0:22:160:22:20

# Here's a game that we can play

0:22:200:22:23

# When I sing, you sing the same way

0:22:230:22:26

# Copy me and you will see

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# If you really are better than me. #

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-OK, animal noises, everyone!

-Here we go.

-Lion first.

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-# We go raargh!

-Raargh!

0:22:350:22:38

-# We go snap snap snap!

-Oh, crocodile! Snap snap snap.

0:22:380:22:41

-# We go squeak squeak squeak!

-Squeak squeak squeak

0:22:410:22:44

-# We go ooh-ah-ah-ah!

-Oh, monkey. Ooh-ooh-ah-ah! #

0:22:440:22:47

Come on, let's do the animals again! Lion!

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# We go raargh!

0:22:500:22:51

# Raargh!

0:22:510:22:52

# We go snap snap snap!

0:22:520:22:54

# Snap snap snap!

0:22:540:22:55

# We go squeak squeak squeak

0:22:550:22:57

# Squeak squeak squeak

0:22:570:22:58

# We go ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah!

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# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah!

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-# Yeah!

-Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah! #

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-Well done, everybody!

-Give yourselves a big cheer!

0:23:050:23:09

Hey!

0:23:090:23:11

Have you had a good time today?

0:23:110:23:13

Yes!

0:23:130:23:16

We can't hear you. Have you?

0:23:160:23:18

Yes!

0:23:180:23:21

Well, thank you for helping Little Monster and I get better!

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And we'll see you next time in...

0:23:250:23:29

ALL: Justin's House!

0:23:290:23:31

-Bye-bye!

-Bye!

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Justin Fletcher entertains a live audience of children with singing, dancing and comedy chaos. He is helped by Robert the robot butler, Little Monster and unicycling delivery lady Dee Livery.

Every time Justin and Little Monster sneeze, something messy happens in Justin's house. Helped by a doctor download, Robert does his best to cure the pair of their Hottyspottyitis.


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