Best in Show Justin's House

# Dustin' for Justin

# Dustin' for Justin

# Dustin' for Justin, in... #

ALL: Justin's House!

-Hello everybody!

-ALL: Hello!

-And welcome to...

-ALL: Justin's House!

Very good. Now, before the fun can begin,

I have one or two jobs I need to finish, so bear with me.

This is very important. Plates, put away, tidy. Very good.

Books, they're back on the bookshelf. Very tidy.

A car on the carpet, that's very...

No, no, no!

There's a car on the carpet! I only shampooed it this morning,

I did a wet set cut and blow dry. Oh!

Who do we think put this big lump of greasy metal

in the middle of the carpet?

-ALL: Justin!

-Who put it there?

ALL: Justin!

Oh, I might have known.

Hi, everyone!

ALL: Hello!

Come on, let's see you!

# Wiggle your bottom

# Shake and grin

# It's J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J

# J-J-J-J-J, Justin! #

-Haha! Hiya, Robert, how are you doing?

-I'm very well, sir.

Lovely to see you.

All our friends are here, what are we doing next?

You could explain, sir, why there's a big lump

of greasy metal in the middle of the floor.

Robert! Don't be so hard on yourself.

You are a marvellous machine. Isn't he, everyone?

ALL: Yes!

Yes. You're the best robot in Justin Town,

-and my best friend.

-Oh!

-Haha! Yes.

-Thank you, that's very kind.

Wait a minute, I didn't mean me. I meant...

-Come on, everyone, who wants to sing a song?

-ALL: Yeah!

-Fire up the old RMP1 player!.

-All right, sir, firing up.

-We're coming back to this one,

-Mister. And hit it!

-Hitting it.

Everyone, up on your feet, and jump up and down.

# Justin's House... #

All right! Woo!

# Justin's House... #

Yeah, all right!

# Justin's House... #

-Here we go!

-Sing along!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House...

-It's the place you want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here at

-Justin's House...

# There's Robert the Robot and Little Monster, too!

# And someone else, we think you know who

# He's funny and sunny has a smile on his face

# He's Justin!

# Yeah! And this is my place. #

Sing along! Let's hear you!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here at...

-Justin's House #

Yeah! Go, Robert!

# We sing here, and dance here Play silly games, too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny put a smile on my face

# You're brilliant!

# You really are ace. #

Come on! Here we go! Let's hear you!

-# Justin's House

-# It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here at...

-Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here at

# Justin's

-# Justin's House! #

-Yey!

Well done, everybody!

-Weren't they brilliant singers?

-Oh, they certainly were, sir.

And may I say, Robert, you wonderful machine,

Your voice box was in fine fettle. Sounded well oiled, to me.

Thank you, sir, but could you please explain why there's

a pile of greasy mess in the middle of the lounge?

We've been through this. Don't be so hard on yourself!

Not me, sir! The car!

Oh, I see, I see. Yes, that.

And why did nobody think to put newspaper down first?

-I'll do it.

-Careful. that's today's Justin Times.

-It's all there, you know.

-What is?

The reason why Justin's House is a big garage today.

-Yes, read the paper.

-All right.

"A cat has swallowed a ball of wall and given birth to mittens."

THEY LAUGH

-Oh, sir.

-No, no. The other page.

Oh, right. Let's have a look.

Oh, yes, here it is.

"Do you have a marvellous, magnificent machine with wheels?

"Then, why not enter it into the Justin Town vehicle show today?

-"All vehicles will be judged by a mystery star judge."

-Read on.

The best vehicle will win the wheelie good trophy, and...

Yes, look at that, everyone! That's the wheelie good trophy.

Do you think Robert and I should try and win it?

-ALL: Yeah!

-No, no. I'm not sure, sir.

Won't it be something extra for me to dust?

Oh, we must win it!

There's more. Have a listen.

"As well as winning the wheelie good trophy,

"you can also win lots of car products."

-Ooh!

-Yes!

-Like oil.

-Oh, now we're talking.

-Wax and polish.

Oh, it's a complete robot pampering kit.

And here's the best bit, Robert.

It's for life!

ROBERT GASPS

Sir, I cannot stress this enough. You have to win this.

I'll help. Being a machine, I know how to make an engine purr.

I'm sure you do, Robert. I knew I could rely on you.

Now, it's time to get this amazing machine ready for the show,

-don't you think?

-I'll to my workshop to freshen up.

Yes, I put some essential oils on the shelf... Hey!

Not you!

BOTH: The car!

Come on. Let's get it ready for the show.

I'll polish this end, sir.

First, I've got a lovely horn to put on.

And I need this spanner. Right, I'll just clip that on there.

Right, I'll pop that on there. Lovely.

HORN HONKS

Robert! Robert, why did you just beep the horn in my face?

-But I didn't. I was buffing at this end.

-Who was it, everyone?

ALL: Little Monster!

I'll check the windscreen wipers.

I think this one needs an adjustment.

ALL: Little Monster!

JUSTIN YELLS

Look, I'm soaking wet! Robert, why did you press

the windscreen wiper button?

-How could I? I was all the way over here, sir.

-Who was it?

ALL: Little Monster!

-Tell you what, everyone. Let's check the lights.

-Right.

Robert, when I say now...

JUSTIN YELLS

-Deary me, right in my eyes.

-But you said now, sir.

-Never mind.

-Check the stereo, see if that works.

-The stereo.

-DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

-Oh yeah! Come on!

-Yes, I think we got something there, sir.

-Excellent. Right.

Yes, yes. Now, Little Monster's made me a very special statue.

What do you think of that? It's lovely.

I'll pop that on the bonnet. Beautiful.

Would you like to have a look?

I'd love to have a look. Isn't that wonderful?

-Where is it? Who took it?

-ALL: Little Monster!

-Where is she?

-I don't know. Where is she?

-Oh, there she is, sir!

-Quick!

# Little Monster. #

-She's gone.

-Where has she gone now? I can't see her.

-She's up there!

-# Little Monster. #

-Quickly!

-Get that Little Monster.

-Where is she now?

# Little Monster. #

Oh, I see her!

-Oh, I missed her, sir.

-Did you get the statue?

No, she was too quick for me. Oh, I'm so sorry.

-Have you anything else, Sir?

-Yes, I have, actually.

To make my car extra posh. Yes, we've got some fluffy-wuffy dice.

Have you anything else, sir?

No, this is very posh, you know, Robert. I'll just pop them on there.

Yes, I'm just not sure they're really saying posh, sir.

PHONE BUZZES

A phone! Where is it? Hang on a minute.

Hello, hello? Where is it?

Hang on a minute, I think it's the dice!

-Is it?

-Hello, Justin's House, how can I help you?

HE SQUEAKS REPLY

-It's the vehicle show, Robert, and it's about to start.

-Oh, sir!

Oh! Quick, right. We've got to get going! Come on!

-I need my driving clothes.

-Yes, your vehicular attire.

-Yes, safety first.

-Yes, belt up.

-Seatbelt.

-Here's your windswept scarf.

-Thanks.

-Here are your goggles.

-Goggles, goggles. I need those.

-Here's your driving hat, sir.

-Driving hat.

-Built for speed!

-Good.

-Sir.

-Yes?

-Win me that oil!

-Right, OK.

-Go, go, go!

-To the vehicle show!

-Wish me luck, everyone.

-CHEERING

-Thank you. Right, let's start her up and go.

-Go! Go!

Go on, sir!

Robert, it's not working. Quick, come and give me a push.

Right, I'll push.

OK, now. After three, push me, OK?

One, two, three!

-What are you doing?

-You told me to push you.

-No. Not me! The car!

-Right.

Are we there? Shall I go get ice creams?

We're still in Justin's House. Robert, it's hopeless.

I can't start the car, I can't enter the vehicle show.

You won't win the trophy, and I won't win a lifetime supply of oil.

Robert. There's only one thing for it.

-Panic button, sir.

-Do it.

ALARM BLARES

-Oh dear!

-The car won't start!

-The car won't start!

WALTZ MUSIC PLAYS

I'm so sorry, sir. I'm so sorry. Are you all right?

-Yes, there's no time to shammy my botty.

-I'm so sorry.

-I don't know.

Hang on a minute, I've just had an idea.

My vehicle is a machine, isn't it everyone?

ALL: Yes!

And Robert's a machine, so maybe we can make Robert into a vehicle,

and enter him into the show!

Oh, no, no, no! I really couldn't.

-My friends think it's a good idea. What do you think?

-ALL: Yeah!

-Robert, think of the trophy.

-No, no, no.

-And the endless supply of oil!

-I'll do it.

And you will be brilliant.

-The best vehicle at the Justin Town show.

-Lovely.

-You just need a few tweaks.

-A few tweaks?

What? I'm precision engineered.

-Yes, there you go. Put that lot on, won't you?

-What, here?

-Yes.

But all of our friends are watching, sir.

All right. Go and get changed in your workshop.

-All right, sir.

-Good luck!

DOORBELL RINGS

# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

# Someone better ask them in. #

-Robert, get the door.

-Can't you get it, sir?

Of course I will, sir. I love dusting, but...

Wait a second! That's your job.

-I'm getting ready for the show.

-I suppose he's right.

I'll get the door. I wonder who it is. Let's have a look.

It's Nina! Give Nina a big round of applause!

Hi, everyone, are you having a great time in...?

ALL: Justin's House!

Justin, I'm so glad you're in.

My car broke down, and I really need to get to

the Justin Town vehicle show.

-I'm the judge.

-That's a coincidence. I'm going there now.

-I'll give you a lift, in my car.

-Thank you.

-There we are.

-Lovely.

-Lots of space.

-Oh, very nice.

There we go. I'll just buckle us up.

Right, and now I'll switch it on. Here we go.

ENGINE SPLUTTERS

-Oh, oh. That's not very good.

-Oh no. Oh, you're right.

-My car's not working, is it, everyone?

-ALL: No!

-There you go.

-Thanks, Justin.

-Oh dear.

-OK. Engine not working.

-What?

-Nina, what are you doing?

-Judging your car.

That's OK, judge away. I mean...

Hang on a minute.

You're not the mystery star judge at the vehicle show, are you?

Yes, I tried to tell you.

And seeing as I'm here, I might as well do some judging.

-Now, where was I?

-The trophy! Umm, no, no, no!

Nina, Nina, Nina, Nina!

Hang on a minute. No, no, I think you've made a mistake.

This isn't my vehicle for the show.

No, this is my new...sofa. Yes.

I love to sit on my sofa in the evening and just...

Oh dear.

No, I've got another vehicle for the show,

it's called a Robert Reliant.

I'll just get him.

Oh, Robert!

-Yes, sir?

-Would you come out here, please? The judge is here.

Oh, yes! I'm ready.

Ooh!

BRAKES SCREECH

-Sir?

-What?

-A word.

What? I'm busy.

You didn't tell me Nina was the judge!

I didn't know she was the judge! She just told me.

But she's a serious scientist, I'll look ridiculously...

Fantastic!

What? Yes!

Ridiculously fantastic.

Let's have a look at your lights. Yes, very good. Very good. Tick.

-And do you have a bumper?

-Oh yes.

Oh, a bump on your botty.

-And read the sticker.

-"Beep if you love science."

HORN BEEPS

-You have a horn, too.

-Yes.

-Tick. What about windscreen wipers?

-Yes, one, two.

-Tick.

Oh, there seems to be something missing from this vehicle.

-Yes, Nina. Don't worry. It needs a touch of class, Robert.

-What?

I'll just get these fluffy-wuffy dice.

-No dice.

-Hey? Oh, come on, Robert.

There we go, let's pop those on there.

I'm afraid there's something else missing. Wheels!

ALL: Wheels!

Wheels? Oh, Nina, you are a joker. Of course we've got...

-Where are the wheels?

-I'm so sorry, sir.

I don't know. I'll ring Wheels on Wheels, I suppose.

-What's the number?

-Two.

-PHONE RINGS

-Oh, it's ringing, everyone.

-Hello? Wheels on Wheels?

-HE SQUEAKS:

-"Yes, wheee!"

Could I order two wheels for a Robert Reliant?

"I'll send them round right away." OK, bye! "Bye, I love you." Oh!

-Ah!

-There you go.

-DOORBELL RINGS

That was wheelie fast, wasn't it?

I wonder who's going to deliver them.

Oh, look everyone. It's Will! A big hello to Will!

ALL: Hello!

Thanks, Will. Great.

Now, warning! Don't try this on your bikes.

Leave it to the experts. Take it away, Will.

MUSIC PLAYS

Yeah! All right!

Wow!

Whoa!

Oh!

Did you see that?

-Here it goes.

-Steady.

Whoa!

More ticks.

Oh!

Whoa, Will! That was fantastic.

A big cheer for Will!

CHEERING

-Wow.

-That was amazing.

-That was wheelie good, wasn't it, everyone?

ALL: Yeah!

-Robert? I've got your wheels.

-Are you sure about this, sir?

-Yes, it'll be fine.

-I don't know if it's safe.

You've got your safety helmet.

I've got my bumper, too. All right, sir.

-Off we go to Nina.

-No! I don't like it!

-I'm not built for speed!

-I'll put that there.

Oh, no, no! Ah!

Oh, Nina! Oh, I'm so sorry.

We'll never win the trophy at this rate.

Oh, now, come on.

HORN BEEPS

Hang on a minute.

-What's that?

-What a fantastic vehicle. Oh, lights. Tick.

Wipers, tick. Four wheels, tick.

That is amazing, but who does that belong to?

ALL: LITTLE MONSTER!

And a very posh Little Monster statue. Big tick.

I think I know who it belongs to.

My friends do, too. It's Little Monster!

ALL: Little Monster!

Excuse me, I need to make a very important phone call.

Right, Little Monster. Can I use your statue for my car, please? No?

-Oh, please.

-Oh, please.

-Oh please, come on. For me.

-We need to win the trophy.

-I have seen enough.

She's seen enough. She's going to leave!

No, no, Justin. I was talking to the other judge at the vehicle show.

None of the other vehicles measure up to Little Monster's.

I'm delighted to announce that Little Monster's truck

is the winner of the vehicle show!

-Yes!

-Well done, Little Monster.

-Little Monster, that's fantastic!

Give Little Monster a big round of applause!

Congratulations, Little Monster. And here's your wheelie good trophy.

There you go.

Little Monster, about the wax and oil. Perhaps a rota...?

Hang on a minute, you two. Both of your cars work

and my car is the only one that's broken, everyone.

But Justin, don't be upset. Hop into your car.

Remember to put your seatbelt on!

I'll see if I can make a few tweaks here.

-I wonder what Nina's doing.

-She's a serious scientist.

Put my seatbelt on. What are you doing, Nina?

I don't think she'll... Whoa!

Wow! Nina, my car's fixed. A big cheer for Nina!

CHEERING

Thanks, Nina. Robert, fire up the old Robert Reliant stereo.

-Firing up, sir.

-And, hit it!

-Hitting it.

-Come on, everyone. Let's see you drive your cars. Yeah!

-All right.

-Here we go.

# In my car, I like to drive

# Driving in Justin Town

# Yeah!

# To the fields with the playful sheep

# Sound the horn, now Beep, beep, baa

# Beep, beep, baa

-# Beep, beep, baa... #

-Here we go!

# Start the engine Vroom, vroom, vroom

# Here we go, now Zoom, zoom, zoom

# Wheels turning, round and round

# Driving through Justin Town. #

Robert, would you like to go for a drive?

I would, sir. I think I'll go to the duck pond. Here we go.

# In my car I love to drive

# Drive through Justin Town

# Around the duck pond there and back

# I sound the horn, now Beep, beep, quack!

# Beep, beep, quack!

# Beep, beep, quack!

# Start the engine Vroom, vroom, vroom

# Here we go, now Zoom, zoom, zoom

# Wheels turning round and round

# Driving through Justin Town

-Nina? Would you like a drive?

-I'd love to!

At the next junction, take a right for the dinosaur!

Dinosaur?

# In my car, I love to drive

# Drive through Justin Town

# Past the giant dinosaur

# Sound the horn, now Beep, beep, roar

# Beep, beep, roar

# Beep, beep, roar

# Start the engine Vroom, vroom, vroom

# Here we go, now Zoom, zoom, zoom

# Wheels turning, round and round

-# Driving through Justin Town... #

-And again, everyone!

# Start the engine Vroom, vroom, vroom!

# Here we go, now Zoom, zoom, zoom!

# Wheels turning, round and round

# Driving in Justin Town

# Driving through Justin Town

Yeah! Oh, hang on a minute!

-Nina, my car won't stop!

-Nina!

-Quickly, do something! I can't stop it!

-What do I do?

-I don't know!

-Press the button!

-BRAKES SCREECH

That's better. Thanks a lot, Nina.

Let's hear it for our special guest, Nina!

CHEERING

-What about Robert Reliant?

-Thank you. Thank you.

HORN HONKS

And that super-duper racing driver, Little Monster.

CHEERING

And let's hear it for those excellent drivers, you!

CHEERING

And we'll see you next time, everyone, in...

ALL: Justin's House!

Bye-bye!

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