The House of Justin Justin's House

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# A-tidying for Justin

# A-tidying for Justin

# A-tidying for Justin in

AUDIENCE: Justin's house!

-Well, hello, everybody!

-AUDIENCE: Hello, Robert!

Ooh, where did everybody go?! Ooh!

Ah, there you are.

Now, I am so busy tidying up all the things Justin keeps buying.

He just can't stop shopping at the moment.

There's so much stuff everywhere.

You can hardly see the sofa-aaaah!

Oh!

He has been buying so many things,

you can hardly see the front doo-ooor!

Ohhh!

Hey! Hi, everyone!

# Wiggle your bottoms Shake and grin

# It's J, J, J, J, J, J, J

# J, J, J, J, J

# AUDIENCE: Justin! #

Ah, good to see you and welcome to...

AUDIENCE: Justin's house!

Has anyone seen Robert anywhere?

AUDIENCE: There!

Where? Is he over here? Robert, where are you? I can't...

On this side? Are you sure? Where is he? Aaaaay!

Right here, sir.

Ooh! Have you been shopping too?

No, sir, I've been too busy tidying up all of your shopping.

-Ah!

-Please don't tell me you've been shopping again.

Uh, I, uh... Yes, I have. I'll just pop these on here.

Waaaah!

Sorry.

Sir, come on, we'll have to tidy this up,

-otherwise we won't be able to move.

-There's no time for tidying.

-We all want to sing a song, don't we, everyone?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

Robert, fire up the RMP 1 player.

-Firing up, sir!

-And what do we say, everyone?

AUDIENCE: Hit it!

-Hitting it!

-Hit it!

-Wooh-hooh, come on, everyone!

-Here we go.

-Up off your feet.

-# Justin's house

-That's it, yeah, all right!

-# Justin's house

-Here we go!

# Justin's house!

-Come on, everyone! Sing along!

-Here we go!

# Justin's House It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

Yeah!

# There's Robert the robot and Little Monster too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

-# Heeeeeee's Justin! #

-Huh!

# And this is my place

Come on, everyone!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

DING-DING-DONG

# We sing here and dance here

# Play silly games too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny, put a smile on my face

# You're brilliant!

# You really are ace

-Here we go. Come on, everyone. Hear it!

-# Justin's House

# It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody is welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody is welcome here in Juuuustiiiin's... #

-# Justin's House! #

-Give yourselves a big cheer!

Well done, everybody!

What's next? More games, fun, songs?

Tidying.

-Tidying?

-Yes!

I'm sorry, sir, but there isn't any room to move

until we've cleared up all the things you've been buying.

I need your help. Now, back there, groceries.

-In the fridge. Come on.

-All right. Groceries in the fridge. Right.

I've got my hands full, Robert. Could you open the fridge?

-Of course!

-Thank you very much. Aaaah!

-Oh!

-Cabbages!

But you don't even like cabbage!

Well, I was at the greengrocers, everyone,

and they were doing a special offer.

And you know me, I can't resist a bargain.

Apparently not, sir. If you keep on buying like this,

there won't be room for us in Justin's house. No more shopping.

But, Robert, you know I really like shop...uh!

Shopping. You know, oh, the ring of the tills.

-KERCHING!

-Going to the food hall and trying the free samples.

"Could I try one, please?" "Oh, yes,"

and then going back again with a false beard on.

"Could I try one?" "Oh yes, there you are."

Chatting to the customers. Oh, Robert!

-Hang on. I just had a brilliant idea!

-What?

-Why don't we make Justin's House into a department store?

-What?

-Yeah! The House of Justin.

-He's named it. There is no going back.

What do you think?

Should we turn Justin's House into a department store?

AUDIENCE: YEAH!

-See, they think we should.

-All right, well, let's do it!

-Oh, Robert.

-Yes, sir?

-I don't know how to open a shop.

-Just leave it to me.

-Thanks.

-I'll sort it out.

I'll download a setup shop app. Here we go.

BING!

Yes, yes.

I'm free!

Oh!

Download complete. Let's go.

Ha-ha. Come on, everyone.

Ground floor, food hall, cabbages and cake!

Hey-up!

Ground floor, food hall, cabbages and cake!

AUDIENCE LAUGH AND CHEER

Oh!

Wh... I don't... What's going on...

Next department, hardware! Buckets, dusters, paint!

What...what's going...!?

Next floor - hardware!

Buckets, wahey! Oh!

Oh, dearie me, Robert!

First floor - clothing! Hats and fancy shirts!

Dearie me.

First floor - clothing! Fancy hats and...shirts! Ha-ha!

Oh, this is a nice one, isn't it? Yes.

House of Justin, ready to go!

-House of Justin, ready to...

-No!

-What?

-What happened? Look at the mess!

Sir, might I suggest you go and get yourself cleaned up

and I'll sort out all of your mess.

Oh, thanks, Robert, you are a pal. See you later, everyone. Bye!

Yes, goodbye.

Oh, dear.

Justin really does get me into some scrapes, doesn't he?

But don't worry, everybody, it's OK, I can sort this out in no time.

All I need to do is turn my setup shop app to double speed.

Here goes, everybody.

Nearly there.

Oh! Ha-ha-ha!

Check me out. I made a checkout. Yes.

That's right. Let's have a look.

-BEEP!

-'99 pence.'

-Wooh! Cheeky!

I'm worth at least a pound.

Right, here we go. And...

PING, PING, PONG!

Uh!

The House of Justin is ready to go.

Hey, wow!

-Robert, this looks fantastic.

-Thank you, sir.

-Well done, you.

-Thank you.

There is just one thing missing.

Missing? Missing?

Every good department store needs a shop model, doesn't it, everyone?

AUDIENCE: Yeah!

-Of course.

-Now, I wonder who could be our shop model? Who do you think?

AUDIENCE CHEER AND SHOUT

Oh, yes, that's a good idea. Little Monster.

Yes, could you put this hat on, please? There we are.

Stop fidgeting. No, put that on. You've got to stay still.

What are you doing?

-A shop model needs to be big, like me, and hold still, like this.

-Ooh!

Robert, that's perfect. He's very good, isn't he, everyone?

Oh, that's good, I could pop that on there like that. There you go.

And then I could pop this shirt on you like that.

But I can't be holding still all day.

I've got to make sure you'll sell everything, sir.

Do you think Robert should be our shop model?

AUDIENCE: Yeah!

Come on, then, shop model Robert,

you go and stand by the window, there. That's right.

And you can attract the customers in.

-You just have to stand still, there, all day.

-All day?

Let me just do some adjustments here. There we are.

That needs to go on a slight angle, like that. Put your hand up.

Point a bit more. The leg forward a bit. There we go.

And I think a big smile. There you go. Oh, perfect.

Now, where is Little Monster? Oh, yes.

You're going to be in charge of the food hall, OK?

But don't eat all the food, Little Monster. Off you go.

We're ready now to open the House of Justin department store.

-I'll just do this bit.

-HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

-PING, PONG...

-Ow! Ooh!

Hello. Hello, everyone. The House of Justin is now open.

Ooh, can you let us know when all the customers come?

AUDIENCE: Yeah!

Thank you! Right, here we go.

Are the customers here yet, sir?

Robert, ssssh! You're the shop model,

you're not supposed to move and talk. Sorry, everyone.

Uh, uh, eer, uh.

What'd'you...! Robert, stop talking!

I don't know. Have you seen any customers, anyone?

AUDIENCE: No!

Well, where are they all?

Nobody knows about the House of Justin, sir.

We need to put an advert in the Justin Times. Oh, I'll do it!

No, you stay there. I'll take care of the advert.

I'll ring the Justin Times straightaway. Right,

which one is the phone? Ah-hah, here it is.

Oh, it's ringing.

-Oh, yes, hello. Is that the Justin Times?

-SQUEAKS:

-Yes!

I'd like to place an ad, please, to let everyone

know in the town that the House of Justin department store is open.

-SQUEAKS:

-Wow!

-Yes. There are lots of bargains.

-SQUEAKS:

-Wow! I'm coming right away.

-Oh, good. Bring all of your friends. OK, bye.

-SQUEAKS:

-I love you.

Ha-ha! I love you, too! Right, pop that there.

DOORBELL RINGS # Who's at the door?

# Who's at the door?

# Someone better open it. #

AUDIENCE: Get the door!

-Yes, Robert, get the door.

-Eh, eh, er!

-What?

I'll get the door. I was walking through swimwear the other day...

Wait a second, that's your job.

Shop models are meant to stay still all day,

-aren't they, sir?

-I suppose you're right.

On this one occasion, I'll get the door. I wonder who it is.

Welcome to the House of Justin.

-Hello, everyone.

-It's Andy! Hello, Andrew.

Hello!

Hang on a minute. Did that shop model just move?

No, the shop model didn't move, did it, everyone?

AUDIENCE: No!

Andy, good to see you. How are you doing? What are you up to?

Well, I've just found this advert in the Justin Times

about the opening for the House of Justin.

It's got lots of bargains.

-And I just can't say no to a good bargain.

-Me neither.

-I love a good bargain.

-Uuuuuh.

-That was my tummy. Sorry. Uuuuuuh.

I've got a shopping list right here.

I need some things, supplies for mine and Kip's next wild adventure.

The first on the list is a new adventure hat. Do you have any?

Adventure hats? Well, I've got... No, that's no good.

Hang on a minute, I'll sort you out. Right.

-PING, PONG, PING!

-Hello, shoppers.

There are special bargains in the closing department

on adventure hats. Thank you.

-Did you hear that?

-Where is the clothing department?

-Well, it's...

-If you go up the...

-Upstairs!

-Upstairs!

-OK.

-Hang on a minute. Are you sure that shop model didn't just move?

-No.

It didn't move, did it? No.

Andy, why don't you follow me to the clothing department?

Don't move any more! I'll leave this old hat up here.

-Ohhh.

-Eh?

I'm sure that shop model just moved. Did it?

-AUDIENCE: No!

-It didn't move, Andy, no, no.

-All right.

I've got some fantastic hats in the hat department.

First of all, how about this one?

-Yes, and you will find that it's very delicious.

-Yes.

-Well, Justin, this looks...

-Get on with it.

-Sorry, what?

-I said get on with trying it on.

-Right.

I'll just try it on this shop model over here. There we go.

What do you think, everyone?

AUDIENCE SHOUT

Really? No? I'm not too sure about this, Justin. Have you got any more?

I'll have a look. Aha! How about this hat? Yes.

This is really delicious. I'll just, erm...

Right, I'll try it on the shop model, then.

-What do you think about this one?

-Cake!

-Sorry, what?

-I said, cake!

Oh, OK. I'm not too sure about this.

-It's not really perfect for a wild adventure.

-All right, then.

I'll tell you what, I've got one more hat here.

I think this is perfect. What do you think of this one?

Yes, Justin, this does look perfect. How much is it, please?

Well, that hat is... I actually don't know.

Oh, we'll never sell anything at this rate.

Hang on, that shop model isn't a shop model, it's Robert!

I didn't recognise you there. I always said you could be a model.

-Now, back to the hat. It's 20 pence, a bargain.

-20 pence?

That is a bargain. I can't say no to a good bargain.

-Would you like to buy it, sir?

-Yes.

-Yes, I would. That would be lovely.

Thank you very much.

Little Monster, could you put that through the tills?

-Robert, have you got 20 pence?

-All right, there.

-Thank you. Lovely.

I'll put that in the till, there.

Sir, we're meant to be selling, not buying.

We're never going to get rid of anything at this rate.

Sorry, can I interrupt? I've got lots more on the shopping list.

Have you got a tin of red paint for the Kip mobile?

Robert, have we got a tin of red paint?

-Yes, in the hardware department.

-Oh, yes, leave this to me. Thank you.

Ahem. Right.

Hello, shoppers, welcome to the House of Justin.

We have a special offer on red paint in the hard wire department.

-Hardware, hardware!

-Hardware department.

-Andrew, please, take a seat.

-There it is. Thanks, everyone.

The hardware department. Bucket, dusters, paint.

Please, allow me to demonstrate, sir, the wonder of the bucket.

Ooh, it can be used for all of your buckety needs, such as carrying.

-Oh, look.

-But the wonder of the bucket does not end there.

Oh, no. It can also be used for pouring.

Hang on, I think this model might be faulty.

There's water in the bucket. It's everywhere.

Ooh, sorry, Andy!

CHILDREN LAUGH

-I don't think I want that bucket. No.

-You've lost us a sale, sir.

-We won't get rid of anything at this rate.

-It's OK.

-Have you got any red paint?

-Red paint.

-Oh, red paint. Sorry.

I'm on it.

Yes. I know, I know. We've got some here, Andrew.

Yes, there we go. If you want to pop that up there,

I'm sure I've got some others as well.

AUDIENCE SHOUT

Little Monster! Bring that back! Bring that back, Little Monster!

Ooh!

Where is she?

ALL: Little Monster!

ALL: Little Monster!

Where did she go?

ALL: Little Monster!

Come back here, you.

Little Monster, give that back. Andy needs this for his wild adventure.

-A tin of red paint. It is 10 pence. A bargain.

-That is a bargain.

-And I can't say no to a good bargain.

-Me neither.

-Would you like to buy it, sir?

-Yes, please, I'd love to. I'll just...

Little Monster, there you are, could you put that through

the tills and put that with my adventure hat, thank you.

-What?

-Come here. You and me, we need to have a word.

Andy hasn't bought a single thing for his adventure.

If we don't sort this out, the House of Justin

-is going to be forever messy.

-Robert!

Don't panic, don't panic. I've still got more things on my shopping list.

What have you got?

OK, the next thing, oh, a tasty treat for the journey.

A tasty treat for the journey. I'm sure we can sort that out.

Hello, shoppers, and welcome to the House of Justin.

In the food hall today, we have a special offer on tasty treats.

For the journey. Thank you.

Right, would you like to follow me, Andy?

Our manager of the food hall is Little Monster.

Yes, yes, there we are.

Now, then, where is Little Monster?

-Little Monster!

-There's a customer!

-Where is she?

-I don't know.

-Little Monster!

-Improvise, improvise.

-Well, try this.

Oh, is this cake? I love cake. It sounds creamy, too.

-Oh, it's stinky cheese.

-Sorry, Andy, sorry. Oh, sorry, sorry.

-Try these sweets, sir.

-Thanks.

-Not for you, for Andy

I do like sweets. I really, really love...

stinky socks.

ALL: Oh!

These cabbages look really tasty. This one looks really round.

And this one looks really green.

And this one looks furry!

-Oh!

-Oh!

Little Monster, you must have something that Andrew can buy.

Ah! I love cake.

Oh, right, Andrew, it's five pence, it's a bargain.

Oh, that is a bargain and I just can't say no to a good bargain.

-Me neither.

-All right. Would you like to buy it, sir?

-Yes...

-Yes, I would. Thank you. Come on, Little Monster.

Come on, give it to me.

AUDIENCE LAUGH

-But remember, there's a special on tasty treats today.

-Have a look.

-What is he talking about?

-Little Monster...

AUDIENCE LAUGH

See, I told you, tasty treats. Two for the price of one. I thank you.

Little Monster, could you gift-wrap all of my products,

please, that I have bought today.

Andy hasn't got a single thing for his next wild adventure.

What will we do with an adventure hat, some red paint and a cake?

Well, we're going to give them to Andy, everyone.

There she is. There you go, Andy.

There is your red paint and your adventure hat

and there is your cake.

The House of Justin is looking marginally tidier

-than it did before. Well done.

-Thank you so much, Justin.

Now, listen. Before you go on your next big adventure,

-will you sing a song with all of our friends?

-Of course I will.

-Great stuff. Robert, fire up the old RMP 1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

And, what do we say, everyone?

-AUDIENCE: Hit it!

-Hit it.

-Come on, everyone, it's Jelly On A Plate.

Here we go.

# Jelly on a plate

# Jelly on a plate

# Wibble wobble wibble wobble Jelly on a plate. #

Let's have a competition. This is Robert's team. This is Andy's team.

As loud as you can, everybody, here we go.

# Jelly on a plate

# Jelly on a plate

# Wibble wobble wibble wobble Jelly on a plate

# Jelly on a plate

# Jelly on a plate

# Wibble wobble wibble wobble Jelly on a plate. #

-Well done, everybody.

-It's your go, now.

-We can be louder than that, can't we?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

-OK!

-Let's see how they do.

-Here we go!

Are you ready? One, two, three, go!

# Jelly on a plate

# Jelly on a plate

# Wibble wobble wibble wobble Jelly on a plate. #

-Who was the winner?

-We were!

-We all were.

Let's sing it one more time, all together. Here we go.

# Jelly on a plate

# Jelly on a plate

# Wibble wobble wibble wobble Jelly on a plate

# Jelly on a plate

# Jelly on a plate

# Wibble wobble wibble wobble Jelly on a plate

# Wibble wobble wibble wobble Jelly on a plate. #

-Yay!

-Well done, everybody.

-Have you had a good time, today, everyone?

AUDIENCE: Yeah!

Ah, thanks for shopping at the House of Justin.

Let's hear it for our wonderful shopper Andy.

CHEERING

-Our great shop opener, Robert.

-CHEERING

What about our cashier, Little Monster?

AUDIENCE: Hooray!

And the biggest cheer for our stars today, you!

AUDIENCE CHEER

And we'll see you next time i-i-i-i-in...

-ALL: Justin's House!

-Bye-bye, everybody!

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