Just For Fun Justin's House

CHEERING

# Dustin' for Justin Dustin' for Justin

# Dustin' for Justin in... #

Justin's House!

Oh, shiver my solenoids! I didn't realise you were here already.

Well, hello and welcome to...

Justin's House!

That's right, Justin's House.

Oh, I have had so much fun tidying the house today.

Let me show you this, I'm very proud of it.

I even arranged the cheeses into order of stinkiness.

From mildly whiffy through to downright smelly-welly.

I know what you're thinking - the fun never stops in this house.

And you'd be right. But now, I'm sure I need to...

Well, I'm certain I must have to...

Oh, dear. I've done everything.

I've run out of fun.

# La-a-a-a! #

What is the magical sound?

# The sun has got his hat on Hip, hip, hip hooray! #

Hello, everyone.

CHEERING

# Wiggle your bottom Shake and grin

# It's J-J-J, J-J-J-J J-J-J-J-J-Justin! #

-Yay! Welcome to...

-Justin's House!

-Has anyone seen Robert anywhere?

-Yeah.

Where is he this time?

-Hello, Robert.

-Hello, sir.

-How are you, old pal, old chum?

Not very well, sir. I've been tidying Justin's House

-and I've done everything. I'm all out of fun.

-Hang on.

Do you mean the whole of Justin's House is clean and tidy?

-Oh, spotless, sir.

-Have you welcomed all of our friends here?

Helloed and happy.

And I presume that you've sung the Justin's House song.

Have I sung the...? I mean, only a nincompoop would...

Confound my cogs, I haven't sung the Justin's House song!

Robert! Well, what are you waiting for?

-Fire up the old RMP1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

-And hit it.

-Hitting it, sir.

-Come on, everyone.

-Up on your feet, get ready.

-Justin's House!

-It's party time.

-Here we go.

-Woo-hoo!

All right. Here we go.

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# There's Robert the Robot and Little Monster too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

-# Heeeeeee's Justin! #

-Yup!

# And this is my place... #

-Come on, everyone!

-Here we go.

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# We sing here and dance here Play silly games too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on my face

# You're brilliant You really are great! #

Come on everybody! Here we go!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuustiiiin's

# Justin's House! # Give yourselves a big cheer!

CHEERING

Well done, everybody.

Oh, Robert, weren't they really, really good at singing?

Sir, they were absolutely brilliant.

But there's still nothing fun to do inside.

Well, hang on, hang on.

-If we've run out of fun inside...

-Yes.

..then we can take the fun outside, can't we?

I mean, it's a beautiful day today, Robert. Look, the sun is shining.

-Oh, yes.

-There we are. Oh, hang on a minute.

There's something coming over the horizon. What's this I wonder?

Oh!

Oh, you're right, sir. It is something fun.

It's the Justin Times. Quite right. Oh, may I?

-Yes, of course.

-All right.

-There we are. Hey!

-Oi!

-Hey!

-Oi!

-Hey! Oh.

Hey!

LAUGHTER

-What does it say, Robert?

-Let's have a look, shall we?

It is something fun. There's a funfair in Justin Town

and our friend Mister Maker is opening it.

A funfair here in Justin Town? Who loves funfairs?

CHEERING

-Oh, sir, can we go, sir? Can we, can we, can we?

-Yes, yes, yes!

BOTH: Woo-hoo! Let's go. Hi-five!

THUNDER CRASHES

What was that? Was that me?

It's raining. Hang on a minute. The sun is going down. Oh, dear.

That's put a dampener on things.

We can't possibly go if it's raining like that. I'll rust solid.

The weather doesn't look that bad, does it?

-No!

-I'll go outside and see. I'm sure it's fine.

See, look, there is no rain at all.

Argh!

Ugh! Argh!

Well, there happens to be a few light spots of rain in the air.

I'm sorry, we simply can't go.

Oh, but Robert, I love funfairs.

I love all of the wonderful rides.

Oh, please, it's just not fair.

Sorry, sir, but it's more than my joints are worth to risk it.

DOOR BELL

# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

# Someone better answer it. #

Robert! Get the door.

-Can't you get it, sir?

-Well, of course I can. Wait a second!

That's your job.

Oh, no, but sir, the damp from the rain, it's seizing my joints.

We don't want you rusting away, do we? OK, I'll get the door.

-Wait a second. Did you just trick me?

-Woo-hoo!

I don't believe it. Let's see how it this.

Oh, look, it's Mister Maker, everyone.

-Come on out of the rain.

-Hello, everyone.

CHEERING

I've just popped in to make sure everyone's coming to the fair today.

-Ah.

-Well, yes, you see, the thing is...

Yes, we were due to go to the funfair but the...

-The rain.

-The rain, yes.

Yes, you see, Little Monster's not a fan of getting wet

and I'm afraid I'll never stay dry on all of those wonderful rides.

Oh, wonderful rides.

I'm sure to get soaked while eating all that

super, sweet, sticky candy floss.

Ah, sweet candy floss.

And I'll just rust solid whilst having the best time ever.

Oh, the best time ever.

Are you all right, Justin?

I'm all right, I just want to go to the fair.

Well, I'm sure the funfair isn't as fun as it sounds.

Why don't you go on your own? Little Monster and I, we'll be fine.

Well, I suppose I could... Oh, no, I can't, Robert.

I can't go to the funfair without my two best friends.

SAD VIOLIN MUSIC

I'll just wait for the funfair to come around again

in another 20 years.

But until then, my friends, I'll go and get changed

and we'll have a nice quiet day in

without all the fun of the fair.

Goodbye.

-Oh, dear.

-I know. It's such a shame. The fair is so much fun.

If there was only something we could do.

DING!

-Was that you?

-I don't think so.

-Little Monster, what is it?

What is it?

If Justin can't to the fair then the fair must come to Justin?

Little Monster, that is brilliant.

We just have to make some funfair rides...

Ah, that's where it gets tricky.

Where are we going to find a funfair maker?

-Ahem.

-I mean, at such short notice.

-Ahem!

-It has to be someone of incredible skill.

-AHEM!

-What's that, Little Monster?

-Mister Maker!

-Oh, of course, I shall ask Mister Maker.

-Mister Maker.

-Yes, Robert?

Do you know anybody who can make funfair rides?

Of course, you're a maker! I'm so sorry, yes.

Mister Maker can make our funfair, can't he?

CHEERING

Oh, that's brilliant. What shall we start with then? Oh, it's a bat!

Oh, it's Little Monster.

Little Monster, why are you dressed as a bat?

It's so you can scare people on the Ghost Train. A Ghost Train.

That's wonderful. Let's start with a Ghost Train.

-Mister Maker, what will you be on the Ghost Train?

-Ooooh!

-What's that?

-Oooooooh!

Oh! It's a ghost! Mister Maker, save me! Save me!

SHOUTING

-It's what?

-Mister Maker!

-It's Mister Maker?

Ooooh! Ooooooooooh! Ooooh! Oooh...

LAUGHTER

I knew it was Mister Maker. I was merely testing you.

Well done. You passed.

What else shall we have on the Ghost Train?

-Let's have a think. I know. Monsters.

-That's perfect.

Will you all be super-scary monsters for us?

SCREAMING

Will you? Thank you ever so much. That's the scary sorted.

-Now, what about the train?

-Leave that to me. I feel a make coming on.

-Can I use your workshop, Robert?

-Of course, Mister Maker.

I'd be honoured for a maker of your skill, an artisan like you...

Oh, he's gone. Right, well, while Mister Maker is making,

shall we practice at being super-scary monsters?

After three. One, two, three.

SCREAMING

That's amazing. One more time. One, two, three.

SCREAMING

Whoa!

-Monster monsters!

-And a wizard train, Mr M. All right, we're ready.

-I'm ready!

-So's Justin! Action stations.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Roll up, roll up!

Prepare to be amazed at the Justin's House funfair.

-A funfair here in Justin's House!

-That's right, A veritable delight

of thrills and spills for your enjoyment and delectation.

-What?

-It means you'll have fun.

-Oh.

Dare you ride the Ghost Train?

The Ghost Train? How exciting!

It sounds an incey-wincey bit scary.

Well, step aboard and prepare to be scared.

-Keep your hands inside and scream if you want to go faster.

-Right.

Now, I wonder... Hey! Oh!

Wow, it's good fun, isn't it, on the Ghost Train?

-And it's not scary at all.

-Oooooh!

-Hang on a minute.

-What was that sound, everyone?

-SHOUTING

-Oooh!

-Where is it coming from?

-There!

-Behind the sofa? What was that?

-Oooooh!

-It's a ghost!

-Argh!

-You screamed. Go faster!

Whoa! I'm going very fast now.

Wow, I wonder what's going to happen next. Whoa!

It's a bat!

-You screamed. Go faster!

-Whoa!

Wow, I'm going really fast now. I wonder what'll happen next.

Do you know, everyone?

SCREAMING

-Justin, are you all right, sir?

-Thanks, Mister Maker.

-Oh, dear.

Oh, that Ghost Train, everyone.

That was really, really brilliant.

CHEERING

-Well done, everybody.

-Again, again, again!

-Wait a minute, Justin.

-There are other rides, you know.

-What's next?

-I know. Teacups.

Oh, yes, of course. Teacups. Yes, I'll sell it.

Sir, prepare for the thrills of the Teacup Ride.

The Teacup Ride? Woo-hoo!

-Yes, you don't know what it is, do you?

-No. What's a Teacup Ride?

Oh, that is perfect. Take a seat, Justin.

-Shall I set down here, everyone?

-Take a seat.

-There we go.

All right, sir. Here is cake.

Cake!

-Well, give me the cake then.

-Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Here's your teacup.

And a milkshake.

Oh, yummy, my favourite.

Prepare for fun like you've ever experienced

on the terrific, tremendous, Teacup Ride.

Can you feel it, sir? The raw excitement of the cup.

Robert, this isn't actually what the Teacup Ride is like.

-I think Robert's on to something with this cake.

-Look at you.

You're supposed to sit in a giant teacup

and it spins around and around. It's brilliant.

-I did not get that.

-No. Let's get spinning.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

-This could get messy. Give me the cake.

-But I haven't finished.

-Give me the cake.

-All right.

-Thank you. Mr M, take it away.

-Here we go.

Hey, what's going on? It's spinning. Woo-hoo, this is great fun.

I love this. Look, it's a ghost, it's a ghost.

-You screamed. Spin him faster.

-Spinny, spinny, spinny.

Oh, no, I can't spin any more. Oh!

LAUGHTER

Robert! Mister Maker!

You're Teacup Ride was absolutely brilliant.

Did you enjoy that, everyone?

CHEERING

Again, again, again.

Are you sure about that? It is rather messy.

All right. What's next?

DOOR BELL

# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

# Someone better answer it. #

Robert, get the door.

-Can't you get it, sir?

-Oh, yes, of course I will, sir.

Wait a second. That's your job. That's right.

-I'm cleaning up some of the teacup things.

-What's Robert doing?

-Is he eating the cake from the Teacup Ride?

-Yes!

-No, I'm not.

-Oh!

All right, I'll get the door. OK.

I wonder who it is, everyone. Let's have a look, shall we?

Hey, look it's Tallulah Hula. Come on in!

CHEERING

Come on in, Tallulah.

Madam, you are a human gyroscope. Look at you.

-Wow!

-Whoa! Fantastic.

-That's amazing.

OK, Tallulah. Yeah.

-Ready?

-Amazing.

-That's brilliant.

-Come on, Robert.

-Here we go.

Well done. That's incredible.

Thank you very much, Tallulah Hula. Bye-bye. Say goodbye.

Bye!

I can't believe it. We have our very own funfair here in Justin's House!

-Woo-hoo.

-The fun doesn't stop there, sir.

Prepare to step aboard and make a big splash

on the Justin's House Big Splash Boat Ride.

I can't believe it. I can't wait for the next ride.

-Hang on a minute. We need a boat.

-Leave it to me.

I think I'll... Hey!

-Come on, sir. Mr M is a making marvel, isn't he?

-Yes.

Let's go back to this Big Splash Boat Ride.

How big is this big splash at the end?

Don't worry, sir. It's mostly a lot of little splashes.

That sounds fine. I don't know I worried.

With an enormous big splash at the end.

-Oh, well, that's OK. Hey! What?

-Here it is.

Hang on. We haven't finished this conversation.

The HMS Sandy Bottom ready for duty, sir.

-Oh, I see.

-Now, shiver your timbers and hoist your sales.

It's time to splash yourself silly on the Big Splash Boat Ride.

-Wa-hey!

-Oh! Oh, the ride has started, everyone. Wow.

It's quite good fun, actually.

And it's far less splashier than I thought.

-Hey!

-Argh!

-Mister Maker!

-You screamed. Go faster.

-What? Whoa!

I'm going faster again now. What's going on?

I wonder what going to happen next.

-Ah! It's a ghost.

-You screamed, go faster.

-Argh!

-Mister Maker.

-Yes?

-Thank goodness you're here.

-What's wrong?

-I've seen a big pink ghost over there.

-Where?

Over there. Hang on a minute. It's gone. Well, it...

LAUGHTER

-He screamed.

-Go faster!

I'm going really fast.

Go faster! Go on, sir! Sir, where are you going?

What are we going to do? We've lost Justin. We've lost Justin.

There is only one thing for it.

Robert! Mister Maker!

I'm up here. I'm ready to continue the Big Splash Boat Ride.

Hang on a minute. It's off again. Whoa!

Robert, it's time for the big splash. Ready?

I think we're all going to get wet. Brace yourselves.

Here we go. After three. One, two, three.

LAUGHTER

I don't believe it! Do you know what?

I think this has been the best funfair ever. Hasn't it, everyone?

CHEERING

Come on, sailor, let's get you back on dry land.

-Argh! Oh, no, look. It's a ghost!

-No, Justin, it was just a ride.

-There's a ghost over there.

-There is no such...

-My word, it's a ghost. We need to catch it.

-I think I can.

-Count me in.

-After three, everybody. One, two, three.

Go, go, go.

Where is the ghost? Can you see it?

SHOUTING

Where?

Don't worry, don't worry. I'll go and get the ghost.

-You may want to ditch your vessel.

-That's it.

-There we go.

Right, I'll just get it. I've got it. Hang on a minute.

It's really sticky and it smells very sweet. Hang on a minute.

-Who is this, everyone?

-Little Monster!

It's Little Monster. Look, she's covered in candyfloss.

She must have been making some for us. Oh, look.

-Would you like some?

-Yes, please.

Thank you, Little Monster. But how will we get you clean?

I think it's time for a Little Monster big splash,

-don't you?

-Yes!

-Right then. After three, everyone.

One, two, three.

Hey!

Yeah!

Why don't we wrap all this up with a song to celebrate?

-Fire up the old RMP1 player.

-Fired up, sir.

-And hit it.

-Hitting it.

It's party time. Come on everyone.

Get off your seats and dance with us. Yeah. Here we go.

# Wave your arms

# Come on, stamp your feet

# One, two, one, two, three

# Wiggle your bottoms

# To the party beat

# Can you hear the party beat?

# It's the sound of dancing feet

# Jellies wobble Balloons go pop

# Pass the parcel till it's time to stop... #

I won!

# Wave your arms

# Come on, stamp your feet

# One, two, one, two, three

# Wiggle your bottoms

# To the party beat

# Can you hear the party beat?

# It's the sound of dancing feet

# Throw the streamers, everyone

# Make some noise The party's just begun! #

Come on, everyone, join in.

# Wave your arms

# Come on, stamp your feet... # Here we go!

# One, two, one, two, three

# Wiggle your bottoms

# To the party beat... #

Clap your hands, everybody!

# Wave your arms

# Come on, stamp your feet

# One, two, one, two, three

# Wiggle your bottoms

# To the party beat... #

Come on!

# Wave your arms

# Come on, stamp your feet

# One, two, one, two, three

# Wiggle your bottoms

# To the party beat

# To Justin's party beat! #

Yay! Whoo!

Well done, everybody.

Wow! Was that the best party ever?

Yeah!

Very good.

Are you sure?

Yeah!

Let's say a big thanks to our party guest Mister Maker.

CHEERING

Let's hear it for Robert.

CHEERING

And our candy floss maker, Little Monster.

CHEERING

And, of course, a huge cheer for you!

CHEERING

And we'll see you next time in...

ALL: Justin's House!

Take care, everyone!

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