Justin Times Justin's House

THEY CHUCKLE

THEY CHEER

HE NEIGHS AND SNORTS

CHEERING

# Recycling for Justin Recycling for Justin

# Recycling for Justin

-# In...

-ALL: Justin's house!

Well, hello, everybody.

ALL: Hello.

And welcome to...

ALL: Justin's house!

I've just been doing a spot of recycling,

because Justin's got so many old copies of the Justin Times,

I decided to get the really old ones and put them in the recycling bin.

Now, can you help me?

Can you see any other copies of the Justin Times anywhere?

-CHILDREN: There!

-Where?

Oh, Little Monster. Oh, hello, hello there.

You're recycling them already. You're doing some potato printing.

Can I show everybody?

Look at that, everybody. That's wonderful, isn't it?

-ALL: Yes.

-Yes, it is.

Do you know, if you keep on going like this, Little Monster,

you could print the Justin Times yourself. Ha-ha!

Wait! But you mustn't print on this one and I mustn't recycle it.

It's got a picture of Justin on it, everybody. Look at that.

Yes, look, it's got a picture of Justin

going to the Justin Times factory. That's where he is now.

He's finding out how they print the Justin Times.

I'm going to leave that there.

I'm going to take these, I'm going to pop outside

and put them in the recycling bin.

That way, Justin's house will be nice and tidy for...

-Agh!

-LAUGHTER

Hey! Hiya, Robert. Hello, everyone!

Come on.

# Wiggle your bottom

# Shake and a grin

# It's Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju Ju Ju Ju-Ju

# Ju Ju Ju-Ju Ju

-ALL: Justin!

-Excellent stuff.

-Hi, Robert.

-Hello, sir. Would you mind just giving me a hand

-picking up these old Justin Times?

-There you go, there you go.

Thank you.

There's a little bit of paper there. I'll help.

-Thank you, sir.

-No problem.

Now, tell me, how was your visit to the Justin Times?

Oh, it was so exciting, everyone. They really looked after me well.

I was allowed to press the big button

and then this big machine went...

HE IMITATES MACHINE

LAUGHTER

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES

Wah-boop, wah-boop wah-boop, wah-boop!

Ee-ee oop!

Whoooo! Oof! Doop!

You know, it was the big, um, you know, the printing thingy.

-Press, sir.

-OK, I will.

-HOOTING SOUND

-Stop it!

I mean, the printing thingy, as you call it, is called a printing press.

-Of course. The printing press. That's what I meant.

-Yes, yes.

Yes. Then I got very hungry. I had a big rumbly in my tumbly.

Oh, sir, you and your belly. But then what happened, sir?

-Well, then, I, um...

-HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Does everyone want to sing a song?

ALL: Yes!

OK, then. Come on, Robert, fire up the old RMP1 player.

All right, sir. Firing up.

-HE CHUCKLES

-And?

-ALL: Hit it!

-Hit it! All right!

-Here we go. Up on your feet.

-Justin's house!

Yeah, all right.

-Justin's house!

-Whoo-hoo, yeah!

Justin's house!

-Are you ready?

-Here we go.

-Here we go!

ALL: # Justin's house

-# It's the place you want to play in

-Justin's house!

# You're my special guest today

# Justin's house!

# It's the place you want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here in...

-Justin's house!

Yeah.

# There's Robert the Robot And Little Monster, too,

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny

# Has a smile on his face

# He's Justin

Hey!

# And this is my place

Come on, everyone, let's hear you!

Justin's house!

# It's the place you want to play in

-Justin's house!

-# You're my special guest today

Justin's house!

# It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house!

Yeah.

# We sit here and dance here Play silly games, too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on my face

-# You're brilliant!

-Yes.

# You really are great

Come on, everyone, sing along! Here we go.

# Justin's house

# It's the place you want to play in

Justin's house!

You're my special guest today.

-Justin's house!

-# Is the place you want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here at

-Justin's house!

# Everybody's welcome here in

# Justin's... #

Justin's house!

-A big cheer!

-Well done, everybody.

Right, what's next, Robert?

-You were telling me about the Justin Times...

-DING DONG!

Oh, saved by the bell. Yes, yes.

I'll get that, Robert. No problem.

Oh, hang on a minute. I think it's the...

-Oh! What is that?

-Oh, it's the Justin Times.

-Oh, yes, there it is.

-Very good.

-Shall we have a read, Robert?

-Oh, I think we should.

-Oh, er, may I?

-Of course.

All right.

BOING! BOING! BOING!

LAUGHTER

-BOING! BOING!

-Ooh!

Oh, sir, look at that.

There's a picture of you on the front of the Justin Times.

Oh, yes, I'm on the Justin Times, I'm on the Justin Times.

Whoo-hoo!

But, sir, why do you appear to be dropping your packed lunch?

Er, no, I didn't drop my packed lunch, did I, everyone?

ALL: No!

-Really?

-No, no, no.

So, sir, where exactly did you drop your packed lunch?

Justin did it!

Yes, you're right, I did drop my packed lunch.

In fact, I dropped it just about... Ahem...

-Here.

-But, what?!

-Oh.

You dropped your packed lunch into the printing press?

-ROBERT SCOFFS

-I'm surprised you didn't break it, sir.

Of course I didn't, it's a very strong printing press.

If you have a look in the other pages, you can see...

Er, oh. Er... Oh. Er, eh, oh!

Oh, no! They're blank, everyone.

What have I done? I've ruined the Justin Times.

-What are we going to do?

-Well, I've got absolutely no...

-I do know what to do.

-Really?

Sir, we could print the Justin Times ourselves.

I mean, I've got a brand-new printing press in my workshop.

-Robert, you are brilliant.

-Thank you.

-That's fantastic.

Don't worry, everyone, we're going to save the Justin Times.

Where, where, where, where do you think you're going, mister?

You've been near enough printing presses for one day, I think.

I'll do the printing, you can find stories for the paper.

Stories?! Oh, I love stories.

I'm a very good storyteller, you know. Ahem.

Oi, ah! Right.

Once upon a time, there was a young girl

who skipped to her grandma's house. Ha-ha!

The sun was shining

and she had a blue bird singing on her shoulder, a bit like this...

HE WHISTLES

Not that type of story! That's made up.

We need a news story, something that is actually happened, like this.

Ooh, the news!

TV NEWS THEME PLAYS

CLOCK STRIKES ONCE

Justin Town. A large hole has appeared mysteriously overnight

outside the town hall.

The mayor is looking into it.

NEWS THEME PLAYS

Well done, Robert.

-Your news skills are fantastic.

-Thank you, sir.

I think you should go and find lots of stories

for the Justin Times.

No, sir, I've got enough to be going on with.

Oh, but, please, Robert.

Well, all right, I'll help you.

If you go into Justin Town and find some interesting stories,

all you need to do is send the people involved back here

and Little Monster and myself

-will interview them for the Justin Times.

-Wow!

Thanks, you two. I won't let you down.

I'll go and find some really interesting stories

and send the people back to be interviewed, OK?

All right, sir, all right.

Go and sniff out that news story, you newshound.

HE BARKS

DING DONG!

# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

# Someone better answer it! #

CHILDREN: Someone's at the door!

Right, you're all at it now, are you?

I see Justin's been teaching you that one.

All right, I'll go and get it.

Ooh! Hee-hee!

-SCOTTISH ACCENT:

-Oh, hello, everyone.

Hee-hee. I'm Ethel Mac...um..bethel.

Oh, say hello to Ethel Macbethel, everybody.

Hello, hello. Oh!

Oh!

Well, er, take a seat, Ethel.

-Thank you, thank you.

-Now, how may we help you?

-Ooh, I got some very interesting news.

-Oh really, what?

Yes, I've seen the Duck Pond Monster of Justin Town.

-The Duck Pond Monster?

-Yes.

-This sounds like a scoop!

This is exciting news! Little Monster.

Take this down. Now, where did you see the Duck Pond Monster?

Well, I was just walking down the road with my friend Mabel.

Then the monster came out of the pond and went, "Ooooh!"

-It's you.

-"Eeee!"

-It's you. No, stop it. It's you, isn't it?

-"Whee!"

-Who is it, everybody?

-ALL: Justin!

-No, no, that's my wig! I'm Ethel Macbethel.

-Get out.

You can't make up the news. I need a real news story.

-You can't make it up. Get out.

-I saw the Duck Pond Monster.

You didn't see anything. The wig was in the way.

Now just go on there.

I'm so sorry, we don't make up the news here.

DING DONG!

What is it, sir?

Oh, oh. Your Majesty!

Oh, everybody, bow and curtsy to the Queen of Justin Town.

Oh! Your Majesty, please, please come in.

Oh! Hello, everyone.

-Oh, please, sit down.

-Oh, thank you.

-May I place myself next to your royal personage?

-Yes, if one must.

-All right.

-There we are.

-How may one help you?

Oh, well, I have a wonderful story for you for the Justin Times.

-Oh, a royal exclusive. What is it?

-Well, I saw a large dinosaur.

-It appeared in my palace.

-A large dinosaur?!

This sounds like a scoop. This is exciting news. Little Monster!

Take this down. So where and when did you see this enormous dinosaur?

Yes, well, I was walking in the grounds of my palace

and I saw this big dinosaur come out and go, "Grr, rrr, rrr!"

-It's you, isn't it?

-"Grr, rrr, rrr!"

-It's you.

-No!

-It is you, I know it's you.

-Who is it, everybody?

-ALL: Justin!

-Justin, get out. Out!

-No. Take your duck and leave.

Go on, get out. We can't make up the news.

Go on! I'm so sorry about that, everybody.

-This isn't how we run things.

-DING DONG!

CHILD: # Who's at the door? Who's at the door? #

-Hello, everyone.

-Oh, oh, it's Andrew, everybody.

-Hello, Robert.

-Oh.

-Er, where's Justin?

Oh! Oh, "Where's Justin?" Good one. Yes, the games continue.

I mean, are you wearing stilts? What's going on here?

I'm sorry, that hair is ridiculous. That's clearly a wig.

Come on, it's coming off. There we go.

Robert, Robert, Robert!

-Come on, this is quite clearly a mask.

-Robert, what are you doing?

Yes, sir? Well, I'm just trying to show that you're pretending

-to be Andy... Oh, it's Andy, isn't it?

-Yes, it is.

-I'm so sorry, Andrew.

-That's OK, Robert, it's OK.

Look, the reason I popped round is to find out to what is happening

-to today's Justin Times. Look, it's all blank.

-Ah.

Yeah, yeah, good question, Andy.

-It's a very long story. You don't want to be bored.

-No, it isn't.

-You dropped your lunch in it.

-Oh, great(!)

And now you've just dropped me in it.

Andy, the long and short of it is

that we are trying to save the Justin Times.

Yes, but Justin can't get a single true story for the paper.

Well, it sounds like you two need some help.

Now, is there anybody else who can find some stories for you?

-I don't know, I mean...

-CHILDREN SHOUT OUT

Ah! Yes, Little Monster. Perfect.

Little Monster, you can come with me and Kip in the Kip Mobile.

We can race around. We'll find lots of stories.

-Andy, that's very kind, are you sure?

-Not a problem, Justin.

-I've always wanted to be a roving reporter.

-Very good.

Come on, Little Monster, we have some stories to sniff out.

-Thanks, Little Monster, thanks, Andy.

-Well done, Andrew. Very good.

Well, I mean, that's it, isn't it, Robert? Panic over.

We'll just sit back here and wait for the stories to roll in. Tea?

-Tea?!

-Yes, please, three sugars. And some biscuits, please.

I don't think so. We've still got a lot to do.

-We haven't even started warming up the printing press.

-Oh.

-MONOTONOUS SPEECH:

-Starting a printing press

is actually a very difficult thing.

Hm. A printing press. I'm on it.

You see, you've got to oil the rollers,

you've also got to typeset the letters and then you must place them

in a very logical order

and then you need to marginalise the horizontaler.

Justin's just gone in the workshop, hasn't he? Yes, I knew it.

Argh! Robert!

Ouch! Ow! Agh! Robert!

-CRASH!

-Oh!

HE GROANS

Please tell me you haven't just broken the printing press?

Oh, it wasn't my fault, Robert.

I only pressed the button

and then it went...

HE JUDDERS

Splat!

What are we going to do?

We're never going to print the Justin times.

Right. I've got it.

Using mainly spoons, we'll tunnel out of here and then... Oh, no.

What about if we go shopping? Yes, we'll go shopping and buy lots

and lots of footballs...

-I'm waiting.

-Um, I know what we should do.

-What?

-Panic.

Actually, that's a very good suggestion. I can do that.

KLAXON BLARES

PANICKED SHOUTING

GENTLE WALTZ PLAYS

LAUGHTER

-Hey!

-Ooh!

-LAUGHTER

A-hup! A-hup!

Got it! Potatoes!

What? Potatoes?

What are you talking about? Robert, I think you're overheating.

You'd better have a lie down and a satsuma.

No, no, sir. Potato printing.

We can print the Justin Times with potatoes.

Oh, Robert, the Justin Times, it's full of words,

there's hundreds of them.

We'd need lots of potatoes. You can't dig them all up.

-Or one giant potato.

-Argh!

Oof!

Sir, this is no time for lying around,

we've got to put... Ooh!

Actually, that is rather heavy. Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

-Oh, Robert, what are we going to do?

-DING DONG!

I'm back! What are you to doing down there? Come on.

-We can explain.

-We've got the Justin Times to print.

THEY GROAN

Little Monster and I have found lots of news stories.

Oh, look at that!

So you have. Sir, look, it's full with real news stories.

-Big cheer for Little Monster, everybody.

-CHEERING

All we have to do is to print all of the words on this giant potato.

Potato?

Yes, Andrew, potato printing with my prize-winning potato, Meredith.

-Brilliant.

-Robert's been growing this for over ten years now.

-Argh!

-Oh, no!

My prize potato! Oh, oh, great(!) Thanks, you've split it in two.

Oh, and now Little Monster's eating it. Well, that's just perf...

Hang on. She's eating the words into the potato.

Little Monster, that is genius. All we have to do is show you the news.

That's a great idea. Right, I'll hold the news up and turn the pages.

Ready, Little Monster? Off you go.

-FANFARE AND MUSIC

-Here we go.

-Oh. Well done.

-Brilliant!

Right, we're ready to print the news. Come on.

-Not quite yet. We need one or two more supplies.

-Oh!

-ALL: To the workshop!

-A-ha!

-Right. Come on Robert.

-I'll help you.

-Here we go.

-Right. Here we are.

-One over here, please, one over here.

-There you go.

All right. Here we go.

-So I'll take that.

-Right.

-And let's do this.

All right. Painting. There we are.

-Well done, Robert.

-Oh, thank you, sir.

Print it on there, yes.

-Not on my hand. Out of the way.

-All right.

-Well done.

-There we go. Look at that!

-Looking good.

-Little Monster, your go. Right then, that's it.

Paint the potato. Not my hand, get out of it!

What are you doing? Oh!

Oh. Thank you.

There we go. Right. We just need to feed it through the mangle.

-Right, let's give it a go. Ready?

-Yes.

-Here we go. Coming through.

-Oh!

-Oh, look at that!

-We've done it.

-We've printed the Justin Times.

-Well done.

We've done it, everyone.

But we'll have to go quicker than this.

There's a lot of people wanting their Justin Times, everybody.

-OK, faster, faster.

-Speed it up.

-OK, here we go.

-Ha-ha.

-There we are. Just around here.

-Out of the way!

-There we go.

-Go, go, go, mister.

-Off to Little Monster.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

There we are Little Monster. Paint onto the... That's it.

Not on my... Get out of it! Oh, really, I don't know.

-There we go, put that over there.

-Right. Quickly, sir, quickly!

Time is of the essence. All right, here we go. Ready?

-Hang on!

-What's the matter?

-I'm caught in the mangle!

-Oh, no!

-It's all right.

-Robert, wait. Wait. I'm caught in the mangle.

THEY SHOUT

Oh, sorry, are you all right? No quick, feed him back.

Put him back! Oh. He's coming back.

-OK, Justin.

-Oh!

-Oh!

-It's all right, everybody.

-I'm OK.

-Right.

-We've done it, haven't we?

-Not quite.

We've still got a lot more to do. Let's go!

Over to Little Monster. Right.

There we are, Little Monster.

Oh, we've done it, everyone!

APPLAUSE

Well, very nearly, sir.

-We've still got to deliver them.

-Eh? Deliver them?

Don't worry, I'll go on a paper round.

You two have worked hard enough today, and Little Monster.

-Load me up, Andy. I'll just...

-HE GROANS

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Are you all right?

I can't lift them, nobody can lift... Wa-ay!

Don't worry, Justin,

me, Kip and the Kip Mobile will sort this out in no time at all.

Oh, Andy, thank you so much. You're so strong.

Before you go on your paper round with Kip,

would you like to stay for a song?

I would love to stay for a song. Hit it, Robert.

Hitting it, sir.

-Come on, everyone, drive your car!

-Here we go.

Yeah. Are you ready? Here we go.

# In my car I love to drive

# I drive through Justin Town Yeah!

# I pass the fields of playful sheep

-# Here we go now

-Beep beep baa!

# Beep beep baa! Beep beep baa!

# Start the engine Vroom, vroom, vroom

# Here we go now Vroom, vroom, vroom

# Wheels turning round and round

# Driving through Justin Town. #

It's a beautiful day, isn't it, Robert?

It certainly is and I know just where

I'd like to drive to. Come along with me, everybody.

Here we go.

# In my car I love to drive

# Drive through Justin Town Oops!

# Round the duck pond There and back

-# Sound the horn now

-Beep beep quack

# Beep beep quack Beep beep quack

# Start the engine Vroom, vroom, vroom

# Here we go now Zoom, zoom, zoom

# Wheels turning round and round

# Driving through Justin Town

Andy, how about you?

OK, the next junction we turn left to the dinosaurs.

BOTH: The dinosaurs?! Oh!

# In my car I love to drive

# Drive through Justin Town

# Past the giant dinosaur

# Beep the horn now

# Beep beep raaah! Beep beep raaah!

# Beep beep raaah!

# Start the engine Vroom, vroom, vroom.

# Here we go now Zoom, zoom, zoom

# Wheels turning round and round

# Driving through Justin Town

Here we go, everybody!

# Start the engine Vroom, vroom, vroom

# Here we go now Zoom, zoom, zoom

# Wheels turning round and round

# Driving through Justin Town

# Driving through Justin Town #

ALL: Oh!

-Well done.

-Well done, everybody.

And let's hear it for our special guest today, Andy.

-APPLAUSE

-Yeah.

Let's hear it for Robert.

-It's a scoop!

-APPLAUSE

What about our roving reporter, Little Monster?

APPLAUSE

And, of course, the biggest cheer of all for you.

CHEERING

And we'll see you next time, everyone, in...

ALL: Justin's house!

Goodbye, everybody.

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