Just in a Dream Justin's House

CHEERING

# Dusting for Justin

# Dusting for Justin

# Dusting for Justin

# In Justin's house. #

Well, hello, everybody.

ALL: Hello.

-And welcome to...

-ALL: Justin's house.

Yes, indeed.

Now, don't you think Justin's house is looking particularly...

SNORING

What is that noise?

ALL: Justin.

No, it's all right. I think it's the drains.

Now, Justin's house is looking absolutely...

SNORING

ALL: Justin.

That sounds like a giggling gorilla.

ALL: Justin.

I think there is. I think there is a giggling gorilla upstairs.

Let's take a look.

Oh, no. Close enough. You were right. It's Justin.

Right, this will never do. Sir, all of our friends are here.

Oh, yes, thank you.

I'll have a large candyfloss with some tomato sauce on it.

This won't do. Everybody, we need to wake up Justin.

So I want you to shout, "Wake up, Justin", after three.

Ready? One, two, three.

ALL: Wake up Justin!

What's going on? Hello, everyone!

# Wiggle your bottoms Shake and grin

# It's J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J. #

ALL: Justin!

-Good to see you and welcome to...

-ALL: Justin's house!

That's right.

I was just having the funniest dream, ever.

So if you'll excuse me a minute...

That's a funny place to hang the duvet.

I'm just going to finish my funny dream. Good night.

Sir, Get up.

-Who pushed me out of bed?

-ALL: Robert!

Robert, what are you doing there? I was just telling my friends,

I'm just in the middle of a really funny dream.

-So excuse me, good night everyone.

-But all of our friends are here.

It was a funny dream. I'm sure my friends want to know about it.

-Would you like to know about my funny dream?

-ALL: Yes.

-Come on, Robert, give me that duvet.

-No, but, sir... No! Sir!

Whoa!

Sir, why don't you tell our friends what you've dreamt of so far?

Well, that's a very good idea, actually. Well, it started off...

Something very funny happened.

What was so funny?

I don't know.

I've forgotten.

Oh, dear, sir.

The last thing I can remember was someone woke me up

with a giant candyfloss, tickling my face.

I wonder who that was?

ALL: Robert!

Well, don't worry, sir.

I'm sure you'll remember it eventually and you never know,

your dream may even come true.

You might get to enjoy the funniest thing ever for real.

Oh, that would be good because I tell you what...

It was really funny.

What was?

I can't remember. What am I going to do?

Look, sir, why don't we try and jog your memory by singing a song?

Great idea! OK, Robert, fire up the old dream RMP1 machine.

Dreamy music coming up, sir.

-And hit it!

-Hitting it, sir.

Come on everyone. Up on your feet.

Yeah! All right! Here we go!

-Here we go.

-Sing as loud as you can.

# Justin's house It's the place you want to stay in

# Justin's house You're my special guest today

# Justin's house It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome In Justin's house

# There's Robert the robot And Little Monster, too

# And someone else, We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

Here's Justin!

# Yeah And this is my place

Here we go!

# Justin's house It's the place you want to stay in

# Justin's house You're my special guest today

# Justin's house It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome In Justin's house, yeah

# We sing here and dance here Play silly games, too

# But it wouldn't be fun If it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on my face

# You're brilliant

# You really are great

-Come on, everyone. Sing along!

-Here we go!

# Justin's house It's the place you want to play in

# Justin's house You're my special guest today

# Justin's house It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome In Justin's house... #

-One more time?

-Well, seeing as we have guests, sir.

# Justin's house It's the place you want to play in

# Justin's house You're my special guest today

# Justin's house It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome In Justin's house

# Everybody's welcome here In Justin's

# Justin's house. #

-Give yourselves a big cheer.

-Well done, everybody. Very good.

Listen, getting back to your first dream,

we all want to know what the funniest thing ever was, don't we?

ALL: Yes!

-Yes, we do.

-Oh, it was...

I can't remember.

-So singing the Justin's house song didn't jog your memory?

-No, Robert.

-Oh, I wish you could have seen my dream.

-Well... Oh!

-What?

I have a plan. To the workshop!

He's gone.

While Robert is in the workshop, I'm going to go upstairs

and go back to sleep and see if I can remember

that really funny part of my dream and I can tell you about it.

Won't be a minute.

Up I go. A quick nap and everything will be just fine. Right, here I go.

Whoa!

Robert! You frightened me then. What's going on? What are you doing?

Behold, sir. One dream machine.

-A dream machine?

-Yes, indeed.

A dream machine, a dream machine, a dream machine!

What's a dream machine?

You put the helmet on your head like so and when you fall asleep,

whatever you dream, we are able to see on this television screen.

-Robert, you are brilliant. That's incredible.

-Over here, sir.

-Where are you? Where are you?

-I'm here.

-Oh, yes. Of course.

And you never know, your dream may even come true.

Oh, well, what are we waiting for? I'm going to get to sleep.

I can't wait. Right, here we go, everyone. Good night.

Night night, Justin.

HE SNORES

-Wait a second. Robert, I can't sleep.

-I'm not surprised, sir.

I mean, you've already had a nap and you're just so excited, aren't you?

Never fear, sir.

The dream machine comes with its own personal RMP1 player,

so I can play you some calming music to drift you off.

Let's see what we've got here.

DANCE MUSIC

Yeah! Oh, yeah! One time!

No, that's not going to drift you off, is it?

-No, I like that music.

-No, no, no.

RELAXING MUSIC

Robert, this isn't going to...

..send me to sleep.

-I... I..

-HE SNORES

Wonderful. Justin's asleep.

Right, let's see what he's dreaming about, shall we?

Oh, so scruffy and so messy! Is he sure this is a dream?

It's more like a nightmare.

Ha, ha, ha! Now, that is funny.

Wait a minute. Justin. What? What are you doing with that pie? Justin!

Oh, no! Oh! Oh, I'm going to get messy!

Oh, quickly, everybody. We have to wake up Justin.

ALL: Wake up, Justin!

Wake up!

I'll have bacon and eggs, please, and six sausages. Thank you.

-I just... What's going on?

-No, it's not breakfast time, sir.

-You were using the dream machine.

-Was I? Did it work, Robert?

Well, yes, I suppose it did.

You're as messy in the dream world as you are in real life.

I wish you hadn't woken me up.

Something really funny was just about to happen.

-I'm sure of it.

-Are you sure, sir? It wasn't that funny.

Well, why is Little Monster laughing her head off?

I think I'll ask my friends.

-Was there something funny just about to happen?

-ALL: Yes!

-Oh, dear. The machine is faulty.

-What's going on?

-I think I'll take it to my workshop.

-Wait! You can't!

I'm sure it's working properly, Robert.

I mean, you are a fantastic, brilliant inventor, after all.

Thank you, sir. Compliments are always welcome.

Why don't you have a go with the dream machine?

No, no, no, sir. It's a very complicated piece of technology.

-Come on, Robert.

-Robots don't sleep. Remember the sleepover?

-Do you think Robert should have a dream?

-ALL: Yes!

-There you are.

-But robots don't sleep.

I know that but some relaxing music, I'm sure, will put you to sleep.

-What can I think of, sir?

-I don't know.

-What does Robert like everyone?

-ALL: Cake!

-There you go, cake.

-Oh, yes.

-That's it. I'll take that.

-Cake. Chocolate cake.

-Yes.

-Cake.

He's falling asleep. He's falling asleep.

Fruit cake.

Fluffy.

Butterfly.

-Cake.

-I think Robert's asleep.

I'm awake, sir!

Look, I'm sorry, I'm going to take this to the workshop to fix it

and I'm going to get a Victoria sponge from the kitchen on the way.

Wait, I'm going to power you down.

That's better. I've just powered down Robert.

It's a bit like us sleeping anyway, when robots power down.

OK, I think now we can find out what Robert dreams about. Here we go.

MUSIC

Little Monster, I mean, look. I'm really tidy in Robert's dream.

I don't believe it. Wait a second, what's going on now?

More dusting and I'm still tidying for him.

Power up.

Oh, sir, I had the most amazing dream. Did you see? Did you see?

Yes, we all saw your dream, didn't we, everyone?

ALL: Yes!

We might of all known that you'd have dreamt about dusting.

Everyone was dusting. The dancers. Even you and Little Monster.

-Oh, and sir?

-Yes?

-I had a golden duster.

-I've always wanted a golden tester.

-Robert, it's not fair.

It's not fair I don't have a golden duster in real life.

-No, no, no, not the golden duster.

-What?

I still don't know the funny thing that I dreamt about.

I tell you what, I know now that this dream machine is working

so I want another go. Can I have another go?

No, sir, I think I should dream and go back and do some more dusting.

Hang on a minute, Little Monster.

-Do you think Little Monster should have a dream?

-ALL: Yes!

There we are then. Pop it on Little Monster's head nice and gently.

There you go.

Now, if we speak very quietly, Little Monster might fall asleep.

SHE SNORES

Little Monster, are you asleep?

What do you need to go to sleep, Little Monster? What can we do?

Ah, I see.

She would love it if all of you could whisper very quietly,

"Night night, Little Monster." After three. One, two, three.

ALL: Night night, Little Monster.

SHE SNORES

-That's it, sir.

-I think she's asleep.

Right, let's see what Little Monster dreams about.

I've got a feeling this is going to get messy.

MUSIC

Wow!

I had no idea that Little Monster wanted to be a captain of a ship.

Yes, I have to say, I am rather surprised.

I thought it was going to be messier with custard pies and things.

I mean, a ship, all that does is float on lots and lots of...

BOTH: Water!

Oh, grease my gears! We need to wake up Little Monster

before Justin gets another drenching.

After three, we need to shout, "Wake up Little Monster".

-One, two, three.

-ALL: Wake up Little Monster!

Oh, Little Monster! Wow! What a dream!

I didn't know you wanted to be a captain of your own ship.

And you never know, Little Monster, your dream may come true.

DOORBELL RINGS

# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

# Someone better answer it Who should answer it? #

ALL: There's someone at the door!

-Can't you get it, sir?

-Yes, of course I can.

I found the dream machine most... Wait a second!

I'm asleep, dreaming that you're getting the door.

All right, all right, I'll get the door. Hang on a minute. Look!

I think Little Monster may have her dream come true.

-Look, Robert, it's the ship from her dream.

-My goodness!

-I wonder who it belongs to.

-I don't know. Look, everyone!

This is Aunty Monsterella. Say hello to Aunty Monsterella.

ALL: Hello!

Hi, Aunty. Aunty Monsterella is a famous explorer.

Where have you been on your travels?

To the land of the golden duster tree.

Wait a minute. The land of the golden duster.

That is where golden dusters grow on trees. It's the land of dreams.

Aunty Monsterella,

you didn't happen to see a golden duster on your travels, did you?

Oh, my word! It's a golden duster.

What? It's for me?

My dream has come true. Thank you, Aunty Monsterella.

-Stay and dust while, won't you.

-It looks like Aunty Monsterella

is getting ready for her next expedition.

What are you looking for, Aunty Monsterella?

-You are looking for somebody to steer your ship.

-What you need...

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Little Monster!

-That's a great idea.

-That's a wonderful idea.

-Little monster.

And there she is.

Little Monster can be the captain of the ship, can't she, everyone?

ALL: Yes!

Little Monster, the captain of a ship.

Your dream has come true, Little Monster.

Oh, sir, what's the matter?

Well, Little Monster's dream has come true and so has Robert's,

but mine hasn't come true.

-I still don't know what was so funny about my dream.

-Oh, dear.

Well, sir, shall we sing you a song to cheer you up?

-Well, maybe.

-What do you think everybody?

-Shall we sing Justin a song to cheer him up?

-ALL: Yes!

-What do you say, sir?

-Well, maybe.

-We can do better than that.

-Shall we sing just in a song to cheer him up?

-ALL: Yes!

-All right then, Robert. Hit it.

-Hitting it, sir.

All right, everybody, we are going to snooze now.

# When you're dozy and oh so cosy

# You start to snore, snore, snore

# Snore

# There's a land to explore... #

Come on, everyone! Here we go!

# In the land of dreams Nothing seems

# Quite the same when you snooze

# What you see and what you do You choose

# Little Monster steered a boat And Justin nearly got soaked... #

I did!

# In your dreams What you see is really up to you

# Catch a star, make a wish Your dreams can come true... #

Here we go, back to dream land.

# When you're dozy and oh so cosy

# You start to snore, snore, snore

# Snore

# There's a land to explore

-Come on, everyone! Dance!

-Here we go!

# In the land of dreams Nothing seems

# Quite the same when you snooze

# What you see and what you do You choose

# Golden dusters plucked from trees A tidy Justin if you please... #

Tidy!

# In your dreams What you see is really up to you

# I caught a star, made a wish My dream just came true... #

Here we go. Back to dreams.

# When you're dozy and oh so cosy

# You start to snore, snore, snore

# Snore

# There's a land to explore

Come on, everyone!

# In the land of dreams Nothing seems

# Quite the same when you snooze

# What you see and what you do You choose... #

Hey, I know.

# Custard pies all over the place

# Robert getting splattered In the face

# In your dreams nothing seems Quite the same when you snooze

# Catch a star, make a wish Your dreams could come true. #

Hang on a minute. I've remembered the funny part of my dream.

Oh, for once, it was Robert that got messy and not me, wasn't it?

ALL: Yes!

Are you sure? It doesn't really sound that funny.

I'll ask my friends.

Do you think it would be really funny if Robert got messy?

-ALL: Yes!

-Are you sure?

-ALL: Yes!

Oh, Robert, we've got a custard pie for you.

-Oh, sir...

-You'd like to make my dream come true, wouldn't you?

-Well... I... All right.

-Thank you, Robert.

-Hand it over, sir.

-Do you know what, no, no, no. You're our best friend.

-We've got a bigger pie for you.

-What? Oh! Oh!

-Here it is.

-Oh! Oh! Oh!

Let's ask our friends. Shall I?

ALL: Yes!

I can't hear them. Shall I?

ALL: Yes!

Let's count to three. One, two, three.

Robert!

LAUGHTER

A big cheer for Robert!

CHEERING

Wow! You know what, you're right. Dreams really do come true.

Let's hear a big round of applause for Little Monster.

APPLAUSE

Our fantastic sport, Robert.

APPLAUSE

Let's hear it for the wonderful Justin Town cheer leaders.

APPLAUSE

And of course, you!

CHEERING

And we'll see you next time in...

ALL: Justin's house!

Bye bye!

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