Posh Nosh Justin's House

ALL: Yeah!

CHEERING

# Duh-duh-duh-duh! #

Ooh, hello!

# A dustin' for Justin

# A dustin' for Justin

# A dustin' for Justin in... #

ALL: Justin's House!

Hello, everybody!

CHILDREN: Hello!

Well, that's Justin's House nice and tidy.

But am I nice and tidy? Let's have a look, shall we?

Oh, yes, very tidy, yes, very smart.

Yes, mm.

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

CHILDREN CHEER

Hello, everybody!

CHILDREN: Hello!

Has anyone seen Robert anywhere?

CHILDREN: There!

Oh, there he is! Hi, Robert!

Oh, yes, good.

Oh, hang on a minute, ssh. Let's play a trick on Robert, shall we?

CHILDREN: Yes!

Well, I think I look totally tip-top and tidy. Oh, yes...

BOTH: Very smart, not a speck of dust.

I look... Eh!

Wait a second...

Oh! Coddle me cogs! I thought the mirror was Justin.

No, I must be wrong. Now, where was I? Oh, yes.

BOTH: Hair, smart. Bow-tie, very smart.

Shoes... Eh!

Wait a second...

This is the strangest mirror.

When I look into it, I sometimes look like Justin.

I know - maybe the other side works better.

DOING! Ow!

This mirror even sounds like Justin.

-Ooh, Robert!

-Yes, Mirror?

-Er...it is me.

-I know.

-Good.

-Yes, you're a mirror that sounds and looks like Justin.

What? Oh...

-Oh!

-Hello!

-Hello!

You see? It is me, it's Justin!

Are you ready to...?

# Wriggle your bottom

# Shake and grin

# It's Ju-Ju-Ju, Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju

# Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju...Justin! #

-Ha-ha!

-Very good.

Is everybody ready to sing?

CHILDREN: Yeah!

-Fantastic. Well, how's the old RMP1 player?

-Primed for hitting, sir.

-Well... Hit it!

-Yes.

-DING-DONG

-Come on, everyone.

-Here we go!

-CHILDREN: # Justin's House... #

-Yeah, all right!

-# Justin's House... #

-Let's see you bopping up and down.

-# Justin's House... #

-Yeah! Here we go!

-# Justin's House!

-The place you want to play in

-# Justin's House!

-You're my special guests today!

-# Justin's House!

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

DING-DING-DONG!

# There's Robert the Robot

# And Little Monster too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# He's...Justin! #

Yay!

-# ..And this is my place... # Sing along!

-Let's hear you.

# ..Justin's House!

-# It's the place you want to play in

-Justin's House!

-# You're my special guests today

-Justin's House!

# It's the place you want to stay in Everybody's welcome here in...

# Justin's House!

DING-DING-DONG!

# We sing here and dance here Play silly games, too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you!

# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on my face

# You're...brilliant!

# You really are ace! #

-Sing along, everyone!

-Here we go.

-# ..Justin's House!

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House!

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House!

-It's the place you want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here in...

-Justin's House! #

-One more time.

-Oh, I think they want to, sir.

-# ..Justin's House!

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House!

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's....

# Justin's House! #

-Yay!

-Well done, everybody.

-You were fabulous! Weren't they, Robert?

Robert?

Robert? What are you doing?

Oh, well, I'm getting ready to go out, sir.

I have to look smart and smell suitably oily, don't I?

Ah, yes, you do, especially if you're going to the sweet shop

to buy me some Whizz-Bang-Wallops

-and some Zingy Sherbet Specials, please.

-Ah, well, um...

Sir, I'm going somewhere a little smarter than the shops.

ALL TOGETHER: Oooooh!

Yes, I'm going to Posh Nosh.

ALL TOGETHER: Oooooh!

-Posh Nosh, eh?

-Yes.

-Wow!

Posh Nosh! Ho-ho!

-Er, Robert, what's Posh Nosh?

-Here, sir.

Oh, it says here that Posh Nosh

is the poshest new restaurant in Justin Town,

and it's opening today!

Oh, Posh Nosh! Oh, can we go?

Can we? Can we? Can we?

Brrrrrr-ooh!

-Right, I'll go and smarten up.

-Actually, sir, I'm taking, erm...

-ROBERT CLEARS HIS THROAT

-..Roberta to Posh Nosh.

Roberta? The turbo-fast robot?

Yes, the very same, sir.

Oh...you mean, you're not taking me, your old chum? Your old pal?

-Why ever not?

-Because of this.

CHILDREN: Ooooh!

Not the Cake-a-pulter 100,000?

Yes, I'm mechanically mesmerised as to how to fix it, sir.

-It's broken?

-Yes, sir.

-What's that got to do with you

-taking me to dinner?

-I've verified the velocity sensors,

rectified the reactors and altered the acceleration,

but it just doesn't seem to do any good.

-Hmm, let me see.

-Maybe there's some dust stuck in it. Here we go.

Oi, oh, hey! What are you doing?

-Ooh!

-There we are.

-Robert!

-Sorry, sir.

-Be careful with this machine!

I'm completely flummoxed, sir, it's way too up-to-date for me.

Which is why, um...

I'm going to ask Roberta to fix it.

Oh, I see! You're going to take Roberta for a Posh Nosh dinner

and in return, she'll fix our Cake-a-pulter 100,000 machine

and we can have some yummy cake!

-Yes.

-You're a genius! That's a brilliant idea of mine.

Right, off you go. Have a lovely time. Bye! Have fun!

-DOOR SLAMS

-But, sir...

-Yes? Argh!

-I can't do it.

I've never been to a posh restaurant and I don't know what to do.

What if I make a mistake and Roberta thinks I'm silly?

She'll never help us then.

Oh, I'm so nervous, my diodes are going doo-doo-doo...

Oh, don't worry, he'll reset himself in a minute.

Doo-doo-doo...lally! Where was I, sir?

You were talking about Posh Nosh and panicking.

Oh, me diodes! Doo-doo-doo...

Oh! ..lally!

-Thank you, sir.

-Dearie me. Now, calm down, Robert.

In the Justin Times today, there are some top tips for Posh Nosh diners.

We will help Robert, won't we, everyone?

CHILDREN: Yeah!

-You will?

-Yeah, I'll read them out. On second thoughts,

why don't you read out the top tip, and I'll be your Posh Nosh diner?

"At Posh Nosh, we all make sure our dinner guests

"have a nice chair."

A chair...oh, a chair!

-Thank you, Little Monster. Here we are. A lovely chair.

-Very nice.

Put that down there.

-"Your guest may wish to sit at the window."

-Argh! Wait...!

Let's sit you at the window.

Actually, the window would be preferable, thank you.

-"Or perhaps you'd prefer our lovely garden..."

-Ahh!

"Whatever you do, always make sure your guest is comfortable."

Are you comfortable, sir?

-Yes, thank you.

-Why are you on the floor? What happened?

-You took the chair away and I fell on my bottom!

-Oh, sir!

I can't go with Roberta. What if she falls on the floor, like you?

Calm down. Don't worry, it's going to be fine.

Carry on. What's the next top tip?

All right. "At Posh Nosh, we always give our guests a glass."

-A glass, yes.

-Oh, very good - thank you, Little Monster.

-"A glass...of water!" Of course.

-I'll have still, please.

"At Posh Nosh, our water is from the freshest mountain streams..."

-SPLASH!

-Argh! Robert!

-"Add a slice of lemon..."

-Argh!

-"..and ice cubes to make sure that it's always cold."

-I'm soaking!

Oh-oh-oh!

-TEETH CHATTER

-It's cold!

Oh, sir! Oh, this is harder than I thought.

-I can't take you to Posh Nosh. What if I soak Roberta?

-What do you mean?

You've just soaked me! Oh...never mind, calm down. It'll be fine.

-Now, what's the next top tip?

-All right.

"We only give our guests the silkiest of napkins."

Atchoo!

Well, thank you. Here's your napkin.

Eugh!

"If you drop any of our delicious food..." Delicious food, thank you.

"..the napkin will stop your posh clothes getting..."

-Yes?

-Oh, over the page.

-SPLAT!

-"..dirty." Right.

Very good.

Robert!

Oh, no, sir! What if I were to custard Roberta?

She'll never agree to fix the Cake-a-pulter 100,000 then.

-Oh, I give up!

-Calm down, if anyone can do it, you can.

-Isn't that right, everyone?

-CHILDREN: Yeah!

I don't know, sir.

Please, Robert. Do it for me, do it for the Cake-a-pulter 100,000.

-Please, please? Think of all of those delicious cakes.

-Mmm.

Cakes...oh, yes. Robots do love cakes.

Cupcakes, butterfly cakes, little mini chocolate cakes -

oh, yes, we do love them, sir!

-Calm down!

-All right, I'll do it.

I'm going to get cleaned up,

you get ready for your Posh Nosh dinner.

All right, sir, all right. So, posh, posh. Very, very posh.

Bow-tie, smart.

-DOING!

-Oh! Rattle me ratchets!

Taking Roberta to Posh Nosh is not a good idea.

HONK!

Oh, it's the phone, the phone. Hello? No...hello? No.

Uh...oh, where is it? Where is it? Ah, here we are.

Ah! Hello, Justin's House, Robert speaking,

learned friend and servant of Justin. How may I help?

-VOICE ON THE PHONE

-Aargh! Oh, it's Roberta!

-I can't talk to her!

-HONK!

No, I can't speak to you, go away!

I don't know what to say! I can't go to Posh Nosh.

-Is that the phone ringing?

-Yes, sir.

-Answer it.

-I can't. You see, it's...

-Oh...Roberta! How are you?

-CHATTER

-Oh, Robert?

-Yes, would you like to speak to him?

-No, no!

I'm afraid he can't speak at the moment,

he's getting ready for your Posh Nosh dinner.

-No, no, no!

-Yes, he's jumping for joy.

-CHATTER

-You can't go?

Oh, yes!

-IMITATES ROBERT:

-Yes, that is a shame!

-Why can't you go?

-CHATTER

Posh Nosh, the restaurant, is closed today?

The chef is a trifle busy?

Oh, dear. That is a shame.

Yes, and Robert seems very disappointed.

Hang on a minute. Roberta, I've got a really good idea.

Why don't you come over here to Justin's House

and Little Monster... Uh, I mean, Petite Monsteur,

can cook for you and Robert?

Because I so want you to fix my Cake-a-pulter...

I mean, I so want you to have some delicious cake here.

Is that all right? Oh, you'll be round straightaway? Great!

-Bye!

-Bye, I love you!

-Oh! Did you hear that, Robert?

-Just one thing, sir.

-Yeah?

What did you do that for?!

I mean, since when had Little Monster been a fantastic chef?

Well, since now!

Ah-ha-ha!

Bonjour, Petite Monsteur!

-Robert, it's all going to be fine.

-No, sir, it's not.

-No, no, no!

Don't panic. There we are. It'll all be just fine, won't it, everyone?

CHILDREN: Yeah!

We just need some time to get everything ready.

-All right, sir.

-Think of the cakes.

-Mmm...cakes.

We've got some time before Roberta arrives.

DOORBELL RINGS

# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

# Someone better answer it. #

Robert, get the door.

Well, can't you get it, sir?

I'm panicking. If that's Roberta, we're not ready.

It's not going to be Roberta.

I mean, I've only just spoken to her on the phone. I'll get it.

-Who is it?

-It's Roberta. Hang on a minute.

That's all right. We've got plenty of time because...

-Argh!

-Argh!

-TOGETHER: Roberta! Panic!

-Oh-oh-oh!

ALARM BLARES

Roberta's here already! Roberta's here and we're not ready.

WALTZ PLAYS

There's no time for this tomfoolery. Go and let Roberta in.

-Oh, but...

-Listen, you'll be fine. Think of the Cake-a-pulter 100,000.

-We're doing it...

-TOGETHER: ..For the cakes.

-OK.

-I'll be back in a tick.

-Hang on! I can't do this on my own!

Well, I've got to make a posh dining table.

I think I'll use your new tools that you've just bought.

-See you later.

-In my workshop?

But you can't go in there. There's precision instruments in there,

it'll be a disaster!

No, sir, you can't just wander in. You've got no skill at carpentry,

-there won't be any plates or anything.

-Ta-da!

-Actually, that's quite good, sir.

-DOORBELL RINGS

-There's the door.

-Let's get this over with, sir.

-Don't forget. We're doing it...

-TOGETHER: ..For the cakes.

I'll check the dinner,

and remember all of the top tips from the Justin Times.

-You'll be fine, Robert. Go get 'em, tiger!

-All right.

DOORBELL RINGS

All right. Come on, Robert, you can do this, old man.

Hello, Roberta!

Come on in. There we are. Say hello to Roberta, everybody.

CHILDREN: Hello!

Hello, everyone. I hope you're having a brilliant time in...

ALL: Justin's House!

Yes, right, now. This is the table, very good. What's next?

Oh, yes, the chair, the chair!

Chair, very posh, and um...oh, a napkin. That's right, napkin.

-Robert, Robert!

-What? What?

-You haven't offered Roberta a chair.

Oh, no! Right!

-Oh!

-Oh! I can't do this, sir, I really can't!

-Calm down, calm down! You'll be fine.

-I'm a tidier, not a charmer.

-I really can't do this.

-I'll help you lay the table.

-Don't worry about it.

-She's never going to agree to help us.

-She is!

She's going to help us mend the machine, everything will be fine.

-Let's go and tidy...

-Ahem!

Robert, please, take a seat.

Roberta's much better at this than me. I can't do it!

-You'll be fine. Go and sit down. I'll be the waiter.

-All right. A-ha.

Welcome to Justin's House - the poshest restaurant in town.

-Now, what would sir and madam desire?

-Well, a menu.

Oh, yes, of course. I've forgotten the menu.

Thank you, Petite Monsteur!

Right, well, this evening, on the menu,

we have curried eggs, baked bean sauce, and chocolate sauce.

-But don't worry, it'll all come off. There you go.

-Get on with it!

-Oh, sorry. I'll just open this up.

-Ah!

-Oh!

Sorry. On the menu this evening, we have spaghetti.

-Oh, spaghetti, lovely! My favourite.

-And?

-And?

And...more spaghetti.

-Ahem, that's it?

-Yes, it's the only thing that Petite Monsteur can cook.

-What...?

-Spaghetti, please.

-Two spaghettis.

Very good. Petite Monsteur, could you getti the spaghetti? Thank you.

Oh! That's very quick, I'll just take...oh!

Oh, that Petite Monsteur is a little monster! Come back!

-She's going to ruin dinner.

-Has anyone seen Little Monster?

CHILDREN: There!

-It's over there! I'll get it, don't worry.

-Go on, sir.

Oh...!

Oh, she's there!

Little Monster, give me that spaghetti!

-Oh, she's too quick! Where is she now?

-Oh, Little Monster!

-You come here, I'm going to get that spaghetti...whoa!

-Oh!

-Dinner's ruined!

-Argh!

Oh, no! Roberta! I'm so sorry. Are you cross with me?

No, it looks rather funny...

and tastes delicious!

-Oh!

-No, I'm not cross at all.

-Oh, thank goodness for that!

Well, if you're not cross, may I ask a tiny favour, please?

-Of course.

-Robert, you're on.

-Oh...thank you, sir.

Roberta, would you mind ever so much

fixing our Cake-a-pulter 100,000, please?

-Yes, Robert couldn't fix it.

-Sir!

-Have you reconfigured the reactors?

-Oh, absolutely.

-Verified the velocity?

-Yes.

-Altered the acceleration?

-Well, of course.

-Have you switched it on?

-Have I switched it on...?

-HE LAUGHS

-Only a nincompoop would...

-You haven't switched it on, have you?

-No, I haven't. Right. Here we go.

-I hope it works.

MECHANICAL CLATTERING

THEY SCREAM

-Oh, it's firing cakes!

-The Cake-a-pulter! It's working!

-I fixed it, sir.

-Oh, Roberta, how can we ever thank you?

-Would you like some cake?

-No, thank you, sir.

-But there is one way you can thank me.

-Name it.

You can sing me my favourite robot song.

-Of course, we can manage that.

-I know just the one.

-Hit it!

-Hitting it, sir. Here we go, everybody.

# You put your robo-legs in Your robo-legs out

# In, out, in out You shake 'em all about

# You do the Robo-Cokey and you turn around

-# And that's what it's all about

-Everybody now!

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Knees bent, arms stretched Beep-beep-beep! #

Now we're sufficiently warmed up, sir.

I always like to do some tidying.

-Everybody, get out your tickly dusters.

-That's it.

-Oh, very good.

Very good dusters. We're going to put them in, here we go.

# You put your dusters in Your dusters out

# In, out, in out You shake 'em all about

# You do the Robo-Cokey and you turn around

-# That's what it's all about

-Here we go!

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Knees bent, arms stretched Beep-beep-beep! #

Oh...now, sir, when there's lots of mess around,

I think we have to press the Panic Button.

-Of course.

-Everybody get ready to press.

-Here we go.

# You press your panic button in Your panic button out

# In, out, in out You shake it all about

# You do the Robo-Cokey and you turn around

-# That's what it's all about

-Everybody!

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Knees bent, arms stretched Beep-beep-beep! #

Now we put our whole selves in.

# You put your whole self in Your whole self out

# In, out, in, out You shake it all about

# You do the Robo-Cokey and you turn around

-# That's what it's all about

-Everybody now!

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Knees bent, arms stretched Beep-beep-beep! #

-Right, double time.

-Double time!

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Knees bent, arms stretched Beep-beep-beep

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Oh, the Robo-Cokey

# Knees bent, arms stretched Beep-beep-beep

# Knees bent, arms stretched Beep-beep-beep! #

-Let's have a big cheer!

-Well done, everybody!

-Oh, very good!

-Oh, that was robo-fantastic! Wasn't it?

-It was.

-Let's hear a huge cheer for Roberta!

THEY CHEER

-And for Robert!

-Thank you very much.

-THEY CHEER

-And for Petite Monsteur!

-THEY CHEER

-And, of course, you!

-Hooray!

Well done, and we'll see you next time in...

-ALL: Justin's House!

-Bye-bye!

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