Back in Time Justin's House

JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

SPLODGE!

Quack! Quack! Quack!

BOING! BOING!

THEY ALL CHEER

HE SNORTS

CHEERING

Oh!

# A-dustin' for Justin

# A-dustin' for Justin

# A-dustin' for Justin in Justin's House #

Well, hello everybody.

AUDIENCE: Hello!

And welcome to...

-AUDIENCE: Justin's House!

-Yes, indeed, Justin's House.

Justin's House looks the tidiest it has looked in ages.

Even Little Monster put all of her dressing-up things

into the dressing-up box.

I did a lot of clearing up after Little Monster.

THE KIDS SHOUT OUT

What? Little Monster, yes.

She put all her things all over the floor.

"Little Monster."

I know - that's what I shouted

when I saw all of her things on the floor.

-She's throwing things, isn't she?

-AUDIENCE: Yes.

Little Monster you are the messiest person we know.

You're not? Well, hang on a minute.

If Little Monster isn't the messiest, who is?

AUDIENCE: Justin!

Did somebody call?

THEY ALL CHEER

# Wriggle your bottom

# Shake and grin

# It's cha-cha-cha cha-cha cha-cha #

# Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha. #

-Hi, Robert.

-Yes, hello, sir.

Why are you in the dressing up box?

Well, I'm dressing up! Give me a hand out, will you?

That's it. There we are. Thank you.

Yes, what do you think of my clothes? Do you like them?

-AUDIENCE: Yes.

-Do you like them, Robert?

It's nice but you could've tidied yourself up before you said hello.

Whenever I turn my back for one second,

this house just gets messier and messier and messier.

Robert, what are you doing, making so much mess everywhere?

What? I didn't... Oooh!

Who wants to sing a song?

-Robert, fire up the old RMP1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

And...

ALL: HIT IT!

-Hitting it.

-Come on everyone, on your feet.

-# Justin's House!

-#

Yeah, all right

-Woohoo!

-Here we go!

-Here we go!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# There's Robert the robot and Little Monster too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# Heeeeeee's Justin!

# Yeah! And this is my place. #

Come on, everyone. Sing along!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to play in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House. #

Take it away, Robert.

# We sing here and dance here, play silly games, too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny, put a smile on my face

# You're brilliant

# You really are ace. #

-Robert, flowers for you.

-Thank you, Sir.

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

# Justin's House! #

-A big cheer!

-Well done, everybody.

May I say, you were all perfectly tidy, unlike Justin.

I just have to turn my back for two minutes

and there is more mess, mess, mess, mess, mess.

-Oh, sir!

-Robert, I'm looking everywhere.

I'm trying to find my big Justin family tree book.

I can't find it anywhere. Let's have a look.

Sir, look. Please just step away.

No! Stop it. Step away from the mess, please.

-Robert, you'll never find it.

-Allow me. It's right here.

It's on top. You weren't looking.

-Is this in my book everyone?

-Yes.

Be careful, it is heavy.

Don't worry, Robert, I'm a big, strong boy. I will just take that.

Argh!

Oof!

That's really heavy. Hang on a minute.

HE GRUNTS

It's heavy because it is full of so many facts about my family.

Ow!

Ooh!

Sir, allow me.

Thank you, Robert. That's better.

-Now, may I, sir?

-Of course you can. Yes!

-All right.

Hey-ah!

Hey-oy!

Wha-ay!

Oh, yes, I'll have a toy train, I'll have a ball and some more toys.

-Will you get off?

-I thought you were Santa.

Let's open up Justin's family tree book. Here we go.

BOOK CREAKS

JUSTIN CHUCKLES

Ah, that is my great, great, great, great, great uncle,

Sir Justin A Lot Of Mess.

He sounds great, sir.

Ah, he was great. He was a great, great, great knight.

There's my great, great, great, great uncle

and Little Monster's great, great, great auntie

with your great, great, great uncle.

I wonder if things were different in Justin's House way back then?

Ah, sadly, we can only guess what it was like.

-Hang on a minute, that gives me an idea.

-Does it?

Yeah! I could build a time machine and we could go back in time.

-What do you think?

-AUDIENCE: Yes.

Would you like to be time travellers with us?

AUDIENCE: Yes.

Right, Robert, I am going to need your workshop and all of your tools.

No. Hang on, don't make a mess in there. I've tidied it up.

If you're going to use my tools,

put them back in their designated positions.

I've done an outline that you can put them in.

Oh, dear. Are you OK?

Yes, coming through. Thank you.

That's it. There we go.

-Robert, look! This is my time machine.

-Wow.

If my calculations are right,

we can take Justin's House back in time.

Perhaps you can take us back to a time when it wasn't messy.

-Do you think it'll work, everyone?

-AUDIENCE: Yes.

First of all, we need a picture of Sir Justin.

-I can do that.

-Pop that on there like so.

Excellent. I'll just check the duck capacitor.

Everyone hold onto the rails because we are going to travel back in time.

I will hit the button. It's working. Ready, everyone?

-Here we go.

-Everyone count along. Here we go!

# Back in time, back in time

# Back in time, back in time

# Back in time, back in time

# Back in time, back in time

# Back in time, back in time #

We are going to land!

Oh, we've landed. Oh...

Let me just check if all of our time travellers are OK.

-Are you OK?

-AUDIENCE: Yes.

That's good. Hang on, are you sure you we've travelled in time?

Everything just looks the same.

Yes, you've got to remember the whole of Justin's House

has travelled back in time, too.

I'm going to check outside to see if I can find

my great, great, uncle, Sir Justin A Lot of Mess.

All rights sir, do be careful,

you never know what you might find out there in the olden days

because according to the old book here, there be dragons.

Forward! Forward! Ha-ha!

Easy, easy. Hello there, Robert.

Justin, why are you talking in that ridiculous...? Wait a minute!

That's not Justin.

If I'm not mistaken, that's...

It is! It's Sir Justin a Lot of Mess.

-Say hello!

-AUDIENCE: Hello.

Hello! Yes, hello.

Sire, it's lovely to meet a noble member of Justin's family.

That bucket of water, is that for your trusty steed to drink?

No, of course it's not. You should know that.

It's for dragons.

Yes, yes, I put out the fire with this water.

If you see any dragons everyone, shout out.

AUDIENCE: Over there.

-Oh, Little Monster.

-I'll get my water.

Little Monster, there are dragons...

-Oh, no. What's going on?

-I missed.

-What are you doing?

-I'm trying to find a dragon.

If you see the dragon again, everyone, let me know.

THEY ALL SHOUT OUT

Over there. Right OK, I'm on it.

That's not a dragon! No!

Too messy.

Oh, too slow!

I don't know, any more dragons anywhere?

THE CHILDREN CALL OUT

-There's one over there.

-That's not a dragon!

I'm on it.

Oh dear, too slow again, Robert. Look, I've run out of water.

Oh, dear.

Never mind, I'll go to Ye Olde Well and fill up again.

-All right.

-See you later, everyone. Goodbye!

-Forward!

-'Bye.

-To the water well.

-Forward!

-Bye, Sir Justin A Lot.

Well, that was interesting, meeting Sir Justin A Lot of Mess.

But he was rather messy, wasn't he? And rather wet.

Robert. Robert.

Oh, no! No more water, Sir Justin A Lot of Mess.

-Why are you calling me that?

-You missed it.

Sir Justin A Lot of Mess was here. He made a lot of mess, didn't he?

AUDIENCE: Yes.

-I don't believe it.

-Never mind.

There's a lot of family members in your book.

Good idea, let's open it up

and see who we are going to have a look at.

Here's an interesting-looking fellow. He looks tidy.

-Yes, he was very tidy but he was also very stinky.

-What was that?

Nothing, that is my great, great, great, great uncle,

Justinardo De Stinky.

-He was a great investor like you.

-An inventor? Like me?

Wonderful! Did he invent something wonderful, sir?

Yes, it's really was wonderful and very useful.

It was the first, er...

-(custard pie.)

-Sorry, I missed that.

-He invented the custard pie, Robert.

-Of course he did.

-Shall we go and visit him, everyone?

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

All right. Come on then, let's set the Justin Time, shall we?

Bring the picture over here.

We'll put in Justinardo De Stinky and set the co-ordinates.

There we are.

Right, and then I'll check the duck capacitor. Here we go.

-We're off, everyone.

-Here we go. Sing along.

-Yeah.

# Back in time, back in time, back in time, back in time

# Back in time, back in time, back in time, back in time.

Robert, I think we're coming into land.

-We've landed.

-Is everyone OK?

AUDIENCE: Yes.

Sir, I am so excited to be meets Justinardo De Stinky.

Think of all the wonderful inventing secrets he could share with us!

I know, but it's a bit messy in Justin's house.

I'll go and see if I can find a broom

and then we can clean up before Justinardo De Stinky arrives.

That's very kind of you but you don't want to miss your uncle.

Sir!

HE HUMS

Oh, Roberto!

Hang on, Justin, weren't you just in...?

Wait a minute! It's Justinardo De Stinky, everybody. Say hello.

AUDIENCE: Hello.

Oh! Oh, dear. You really are stinky.

-I've got a fantastic invention to show you.

-Oh, really, sir?

Is it a machine that sucks up dust or an automatic plate stacker?

No, it's a lot more fun than that.

It is a custard pie flying machine!

Ta-dah!

HE CHUCKLES

-Of course it is.

-Yes, who wants to see my custard pie flying machine?

-They all do.

-Are you sure about this? It sounds very messy.

Here it is. A-ha.

Da-da-da-dah!

-Oh.

-What happens is, you pull the lever down here like so

and the custard pie flies high into the sky.

-Do you want to see it work?

-AUDIENCE: Yes.

-No, no!

All right then, here we go.

HE GRUNTS

Hang on. It's not working properly, can you give me a hand, please?

Anything for science.

-I'll make adjustments.

-So if I pull down like that...

SPLODGE!

LAUGHTER

Robert, yes, it seems to be working now.

-I'm dreadfully sorry.

-Thank you very much, Robert.

We need to get another custard pie.

-Have we got another one?

-We seem to be out of custard pies.

Never mind, I'll go to Ye Olde Bakery Shop...

-HE BREAKS WIND

-Ugh!

..and find out if I can get some more pies.

Yes, yes. Before I go, I'd better hide my invention.

All great inventors like to keep their invention nice and safe

in a secret place.

OK, Robert. High five.

I'm off, everyone. Bye!

AUDIENCE: Bye.

Oh, dear, he's so stinky. Oh, Little Monster, what are you doing?

No! No more custard pies, otherwise Justinardo De Stinky

will just send them flying through the air

with his custard pie flying machine and we can't have any more mess.

There we are.

You know, I am beginning to think messiness runs in Justin's family.

I found a broom!

HE COUGHS

It's stinky in here, what is that smell?

-It was your great, great uncle Justinardo.

-De Stinky?

Yes, he was-y. He was your messiest relatively yet!

Oh. I didn't miss my uncle, did I, everyone?

AUDIENCE: Yes.

I'm so sorry, sir. Never mind.

Why don't we take another big look in your bumper family tree book

-and see if we can find anybody else?

-Right.

Now, this looks like a tidy fellow. Who is that?

That's was my great, great, great uncle, Long Johns Justin,

the not-so-famous pirate. Ha-har!

Ah, yes!

He looks very, very, tidy, sir. Do you know what?

You know, I've got a good feeling about this time.

Bring the picture, and I'll set the Justin Timer

and we'll see if we can find Long Johns Justin.

Pop that in there. I'll set the co-ordinates.

-Here we go.

-There we are.

-All I need to do now is check the duck capacitor.

-Quack!

We're off. Hold on tight to the rails, everyone!

-Here we go, everybody.

-Join in.

# Back in time, back in time, back in time

# Back in time back in time, back in time, back in time. #

I think we're coming to land, everyone!

Right, Robert, I think I'm going to stay here on this spot.

I don't want to miss out on meeting my great uncle Long Johns Justin.

Oh, no.

ICE CREAM VAN JINGLE

AUDIENCE: Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!

What was that, Robert?

I think it was Ye Olde Ice Creame Carte, sir.

Who wants an ice cream?

ALL: Me!

-I want one!

-I'll get as many ice creams as I can.

Can I have a raspberry ripple with extra sprinkles?

Do be quick about it because what if you miss

your great, great, great, great, uncle Long Johns Justin?

Yo-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho, a-yo-ho-ho!

He's right behind me, isn't he?

AUDIENCE: Yes.

Dah! Oh, it's Long Johns Justin, everybody. Say hello.

AUDIENCE: Hello.

Hello. I've been looking for treasure all day - I'm exhausted!

I'll pop this map down here.

If you are exhausted, why don't you sit down on the sofa,

pop your feet up and I'll make you a nice supper.

OH!

What are you doing?! No!

What are you doing, Long Johns Justin?

No! Stop digging up the floor!

That's my parquet floor. What are you doing?

I am looking for my treasure. I think it might be here.

It's not around here!

This is the messiest time in Justin's House ever.

Right, that does it. Stop it! No, stop it! That's my wooden floor!

Argh! No!

Long Johns Justin!

Might I suggest you go digging for treasure outside, please!

All right, all right. Arrr!

-Robert!

-Oh, no, no more digging inside the house, Long Johns Justin!

-Robert!

-No, no, Long Johns Justin!

What? Why are you calling me Long Johns Justin?

I'm calling you that

because I've just swept him out of the front door.

What?! Did I just miss Long Johns Justin?

AUDIENCE: Yes.

He was your messiest relative yet.

You have made a mess but at least you never dug up the house!

-No, I don't think we'll ever find a tidy time, do you?

-No.

I got you an ice cream.

Robert, shall we go back to the future where we belong?

-I think we should.

-Come on, let's go back to the Time Machine.

We need the picture from the front of the album.

Right, everyone, I'm going to set the coordinates. Here we go.

Look, everybody - happy times.

Yes, there we go.

Hold onto the rails, everyone.

Here we go. We're going FORWARD in time, everybody.

Just press the button, there we are, we're off, everyone.

Forward in time, everybody. Here we go.

# Forward in time, forward in time, forward in time, forward in time

# Forward in time, forward in time forward in time

# Forward in time. #

We're coming into land, Robert. Here we go.

Oh, we've landed.

Hang on a minute, I think we're back in Justin's House!

THEY ALL CHEER

And, sir, listen.

Oh, it's all quiet.

Oh, brilliant.

-Robert, I'll help you tidy up the house.

-Well, thank you, sir.

And Little Monster is dusting. Thank you.

Hang on a minute, who does this map belong to?

-Oh. That's Long Johns Justin's treasure map.

-Treasure map?!

It says here that X marks the spot.

There's an X in the house with a treasure. Can anyone see an X?

-AUDIENCE: Yes.

-Where is it?

Little Monster, have you got a shovel I could borrow?

-A-ha.

-No, sir, no more digging, please!

Oh, no, sir, don't.

That's where Justin A Lot soaked Little Monster!

It's also where Justinardo De Stinky

buried his famous custard pie flying machine.

Ugh! It's covered me in custard pies!

Robert, I don't think we're ever going to find a tidy time, are we?

No, I don't think we are, sir. It's perfect! I will start tidying.

-Excellent, ready for me to make a big mess again.

-Yes.

Before we clean up, would you like to sing a song?

Would you like to sing a song?

AUDIENCE: Yes.

Excellent stuff. Fire up the old RMP1 player.

-Firing up sir.

-And...

-Hit it.

-Come on everyone, here we go.

# Way down in Justin Town many years ago

# A dinosaur was rocking and the good times rolled

# He rocked and he bopped and he never stopped

# The dinosaur was rocking all around the clock

# Go, go, go dino, go, go go stomping and a-bopping

# Bobbing and a-stomping Go, go dino, go, go, go

# Dinosaurs are rocking and the good times roll.#

Robert!

# Way down in Justin Town many years ago

# A dragon was rocking and the good times roll

# He rolled and he bopped and he never stopped

# The dragon was rocking around the clock

# Go, go, dragon, go, go, go

# Roaring and a-bopping, bopping and a-roaring

# Go, go, dragon, go, go, go

# Dragon was rocking and the good times roll. #

Come on, let's hear you.

# Way down in Justin Town just about right now,

# Justin's House was rocking and the good time roll

# We wiggled and we bopped and we never stopped

# Justin's House was rocking all around the clock

# Go, go, go, everybody go, wiggling and a-bopping

# Bopping and a-wiggling Go, go, go, everybody go

# Everybody's rocking and the good times roll

# Go, go, go, everybody go Wiggling and a-bopping,

# Bopping and a-wiggling Go, go, go, everybody go

# Everybody's rocking, let the good times roll

# Yeah. #

-Well done, everybody.

-Wow, you have been fantastic time travellers.

-Have you had a good time?

-AUDIENCE:Yes.

And we'll see you next time in Justin's House.

-Bye-bye.

-Bye.

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