House for Sale Justin's House

# Dustin' for Justin

# Dustin' for Justin

# Dustin' for Justin in...

# Justin's House! #

-Well, hello, everybody!

-Hello!

It's very lovely to see you here in...

Justin's House!

Do you think everything's looking spick and span today?

-Yes!

-Why, thank you!

Ooh!

-It's Little Monster! Say hello, everybody!

-Hello!

That is a wonderful house of cards, isn't it, Little Monster!

Thank you very much.

There we go.

This is the most peaceful fun

we've had in Justin's House in the longest time.

On days like this, Justin's House is the perfect place to live,

just you, me and...

Oh-ho-ho!

Oh-ho! Come on, everyone!

# Wiggle your bottoms Shake and grin!

-#It's J-J-Ju, J-J-J-Ju...

-Justin! #

Yay! Are you having a good time?

Yes!

Lovely to see you. Hi, Robert.

Little Monster, what's all this mess?

-You made the mess, sir.

-Me? No, I didn't.

-Yes, you did.

-Yes, I did.

-No, you didn't.

-That's right, I didn't!

Anyway, there's no time for all of that. Who wants to sing a song?

-Me!

-Me!

That's better. Come on, Robert.

-Fire up the RMP1 Player.

-Firing up, sir.

And hit it!

Hitting it!

Come on, everyone, up on your feet and dance!

"JUSTIN'S HOUSE" THEME PLAYS

Justin's House!

Yes! Indeed-o, Robert!

Sing along, everyone.

-# Justin's House!

-It's the place you want to play in!

-Justin's House

# You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House, yeah

# There's Robert the Robot and Little Monster too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# Heeeeeee's Justin! #

Yeah!

# And this is my place... #

Come on, everyone, sing along!

-# Justin's House

-The place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-The place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuustiiiin's...

# Justin's House! # Yay!

Well done, everyone. Great singing.

Hang on a minute. What's Robert up to?

DOORBELL CHIMES

# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

# Someone better answer it. #

Ahem, Robert, get the door, will you?

-Can't you get it, sir?

-No, I'm too busy. What are you doing?

-I'm busy tidying up your mess.

-What?

Waah! Oof!

DOORBELL CHIMES

Sir, this is no time to be having a rest.

-What?

-Coming!

I wasn't having a rest, Robert, honestly!

You just bumped me with your bottom.

-Who is it?

-No-one, sir.

It...aghargh-oh!

-What?

-There's the most enormous Justin Times out here.

Ooh! Well, sounds like there's some big news.

Bring it in, Robert!

Lift with the pistons, not the gimbals, Robert. Oogh!

-There we are.

-That's it, over there, yep.

-May I?

-Of course you can.

Aii-yah!

Aii-yah!

Aii-yah!

-BOING!

-Ooh!

Wow. I'll try and open the pages, Robert. Hggghhh...

Ow!

It's a very heavy.

No wonder it's so heavy. Look.

There are some houses for sale in the Justin Times today.

Wow! Look at this house, everyone.

It comes with its own swimming pool!

Ooh!

Not only that, it's got its own disco dance floor!

Ooh!

-Ergh...

-What's the matter, sir?

Well, our house doesn't have a swimming pool

-and a disco dance floor, does it?

-Well, no.

-It's bo-o-oring!

No, sir, it's really not. Don't you remember

the riveting sponsored silence I did last week? A replay.

CLOCK TICKS

Yes... It went on all week, didn't it, Robert?

Boring!

Oh, what are we going to do? I want a disco dancefloor.

All right, sir. We can disco dance here, can't we? Here we go.

DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

Come on, everyone! Dance along!

Thursday night is Bring Your Own Monster Night. Come on!

Whoa!

MUSIC STOPS

-Robert!

-Grease my gears! Are you all right, sir?

Yes, I'm fine. Can you help me up, please?

-Thank you.

-Yes, give him a hand. It's always difficult.

That's it. Well done.

That's it, one leg. The other leg.

-Come on, sir.

-Thank you.

Oh, I don't know!

-Oh, dear.

-You see, Robert?

It's too small in Justin's House for a disco.

Maybe not a disco, but what about a swimming pool? Come on, Sir.

-Show me your best doggy paddle.

-All right, OK.

-I'll jump in. Here we go.

-Sploosh!

Blblblblbl! Blblblblb!

Blblello, Justin!

Blblblblblb!

It's just like you're in a pool, isn't it, sir?

Oh, yes! This is great fun!

Ow! Stop it, Little Monster! You're soaking me!

That is it. No, no, no!

-Robert, I have decided to buy another house.

-Buy another house?

-What will you do with this house, sir?

-I'm going to sell it!

DUM-DUM-DAH!

You'll sell Justin's House? Justin's selling Justin's House!

Yes. I shall announce to everyone in Justin Town

that Justin's House is for sale!

Are you sure you've thought this through, sir?

Yes, no worries. Now, I'm going to go and make a For Sale sign.

We need to tidy the place up and you're the best at tidying.

Finally, you've come round to my way of thinking.

Tidy house, tidy mind, I always say. It's what robots do best.

-Leave this to me.

-Thanks, Robert. I knew I could rely on you.

I'm going to go and make (my For Sale sign).

-I'll be back in a minute!

-No, no, sir.

But... But, but, but...

I don't want you to sell Justin's House.

Oh!

-Aw!

-Aw!

Oh, dear, Little Monster.

Do you want Justin to sell Justin's House? No?

-Do YOU want Justin to sell Justin's House?

-No!

Oh, dear. My ratchets are rattling, my cogs are whirring. Oh!

I think I'm about to leak a bit of oil.

Ha-ha! No! Ha-ha-ha!

Stop it, Little Monster!

No, I don't want to have fun! Oh!

Oh, my goodness. You are brilliant, Little Monster.

Of course! Justin wants to sell Justin's House

because he thinks it's boring.

So we need to make it fun again! Great plan, Little Monster!

Now, what did you have in mind?

Oh, yes! The noisy neighbour.

Oh, yes, that's right. The vase of flowers with the water.

Oh, yes! The dusters! Great plan! High-five!

Right! And we need your help as well.

-Will you help us?

-Yes!

Oh, wonderful! We don't want Justin to know what we're planning

so if you see Justin, I need you to shout his name as loud as you can.

-Can you do that?

-Yes!

Wonderful! Let's practise. After three, you shout "Justin".

-One, two, three!

-Justin!

# Da-da-da-da-da-da... #

-Justin!

-No, no! Ssh!

Did somebody call?

-Uh, no, sir. I was just saying "Dustin' for Justin..."

-Ah!

-# Dusting for Justin... #

-Very good, Robert. I knew I could rely on you.

-Yes.

-Right, I'll get back to my For Sale sign.

-Why don't you do that?

-See you in a minute!

Yes. Right, Little Monster. We haven't got much time.

Let's see. Oh, yes! Dusters. Well done.

Dusters. Dusters! In they go. Oh, there they are.

Justin!

Hi, everyone. How are you?

I'm making my For Sale sign and I need some paint.

Does anyone know where I can get some paint? Have you seen any?

-No?

-There!

-Where?

Over here? Are you sure?

Oh, yes! There's a pot of red paint. Thanks, everyone!

See you later! Da-da-da-da... #

Well done!

Right, vase, water, flowers, vase, water, flowers. Right. Here we go.

Justin!

Hi! Sorry, everyone.

I've got the paint, but of course, I need a paintbrush...

CREAK!

Hang on a minute. What was that creaking noise?

-Robert!

-No! No!

-Who was it?

-Robert!

-Where?

Robert! What are you doing up there on the stairs?

Nothing, sir. I'm just... taking this vase of flowers upstairs

to make your room extra-specially tidy and fragrant!

Ah, I see. I knew I could rely on you, Robert.

Right, where was I? Oh, yes.

Does anyone know where I can get a paintbrush?

Have you seen one anywhere?

-There!

-Over here? Are you sure? Thank you. I'll have a look.

You're right! Look at that, a paintbrush. Brilliant!

See you in a minute. # Da da dai, da-dai... #

Oh! That was a close one, wasn't it, everybody? Yes!

Oh!

There we are. Ahahahey!

There we go, everyone. Look. Da da-da-da da-da-da-doi!

One For Sale sign. What do you think, Rob?

Well, it's a bit small.

-Eh?

-It's... It's perfect!

(No one's going to see it!)

Hmm, I think you're right. It is a bit small, isn't it?

Could you hold onto it? I'll sort that out.

I don't see how, sir. Oh!

There we are. What do you think, Rob?

-Oh, yes, it's very good, sir.

-Thank you.

I need to stick it into the ground outside.

Then everyone in Justin Town will see it. Back in a mo!

-Yes, all right.

-I will just go through here. Lovely. Oh!

Hang on, let's try this way.

Beep! Beep! Justin reversing!

There! Perfect.

Now everyone will see it.

Right then, all we need to do is wait for a buyer to call.

-BUZZING AND BLEEPING Oh!

-What was that?

The phone? Can anyone see the telephone? Where is it?

-Is that your bottom ringing!

-No, sir.

-Hang on, stand up!

I think that is Robert's bottom.

Oh, look, yes it was.

It is his pillow, here. Right, I will just... There we are.

Hello, Justin's House, Justin speaking, how can I help you?

Oh, you saw the For Sale sign,

and you are interested in buying the house?

You would like to come around straight away? I see.

You are really, really keen and you think the house is just for you?

Did you hear that, Robert?

Well, yes, why don't you come around straight away?

We will see what we can do. Oh, yes, I love you too.

I will love you even more if you buy the house today. Bye, bye.

Robert, did you hear that exciting news?

Someone is coming to see the house, everyone. Is everything ready?

Hang on, sir.

As ready as it will ever be, sir. I hope our plan works, Little Monster.

DOORBELL RINGS # Who is at the door?

# Who is at the door?

# Somebody should answer it. #

-Robert, get the door, will you?

-Of course, sir.

Hang on, woah, woah, woah.

In the history of Justin's House,

you have never rushed to get the door.

-Hello.

-We are not in.

-Well, who was it?

-Who was who?

-DOORBELL RINGS

-Hello.

-We are still not in!

-Hang on a minute. Who was it that time?

-Nobody, sir.

-DOORBELL RINGS

-Ah-da-da-da-da!

Hold your horsepower, young robot.

I'll answer the door this time, see who it is. Oh, hark thee!

Bear with, bear with. I am so sorry, darling, I cannot talk now.

I am just about to have a look around my new house!

I know, it is whizzer! Squeezy-bye!

Did you hear that, Robert? She called it HER new house. Wow!

It is a good start. Hello. Come on in. I am Justin.

-You must be Miss...?

-Round. But you can call me Wanda.

Mwah! Mwah!

-Hello, Wanda Round.

-Why, thank you.

Oh, please, where are my manners?

-Let's give Wanda a big welcome, say hello to Wanda!

-Hello!

-Oh!

-And welcome to...

-Justin's House!

Yes, that's our friends.

-Why, thank you! And I feel quite at home already!

-Ah!

Robert, did you hear that?

She said she is feeling quite at home already!

-Robert, where are you?!

-Justin, petal, is everything all right?

Oh, yes, I was just, um... hanging out in the kitchen.

Do you know, I have got such a good feeling about this place!

I cannot wait to have a look around, shall we? Can we? Shall we?

Of course. Where would you like to start?

-Um...you choose! No, I'll choose! Kitchen!

-Of course!

But don't go Wanda-ring off! Haha!

Oh, Justin, it is simply darling. I might repaint.

Is this your wish-dasher?

-Eh...what?

-Haha!

-Oh! Oh, no!

-Haha!

-Oh, no!

No, wait, I can sort that out!

What on earth was that?

Yes, good question. Nothing, I am sure it won't happen again.

Oh, heavens to Betsy! What an enormous fridge.

Yes, it can now hold 4,000 sausages.

-May I?

-Yes, of course, be my guest.

-Haha!

-Oh quick, Wanda!

Out of the way, I will sort it! Haha!

Oh, sorry about that.

Oh, let's dance!

Oh, dear. Oh, no. Hey-up! Haha!

Hey-up! Ho-up! Haha!

Hey! Hurray!

-I'm so sorry, Wanda!

-No, really, don't worry. I adore dancing.

I mean, who needs a disco dancefloor

when you can just dance, just like that?

-In your own kitchen. That's what I say!

-Absolutely. I totally agree.

-In fact, why don't we do some tap dancing on the taps?

-Get on with it!

Wait, that's Robert, where are you, Robert?

Upstairs!

-May I see your taps?

-Yes, of course.

-Sorry, I meant your tap taps.

-Oh, yes, of course. Taps, yes.

-I had them put in two years ago, you know?

-Oh, really?

-Do you mind if I have a go?

-Yes, of course, be my guest.

-Red or blue, red or blue?

-Monster!

-PIPES RATTLE

-Oh, it's not working. Oh.

-What's going on?

-Oh! Aaargh!

-Wanda!

Goodness me! Does that normally happen?

No, it doesn't normally happen.

In fact, I am sure I can fix it!

Ooh, Monster! I will just switch them off.

-PIPES RATTLE

-There we are. I am sure they are fixed now...

Aaargh!

Ah! Oh, dear. Oh, let's dance again. Haha!

-Oh, Wanda!

-I am so sorry.

Oh, please, let me apologise for the taps.

But, anyway, enough of the taps.

Here we are in the beautiful drawing room, or the "lounge"!

-The "lounge", it is lovely!

-Would you like to sit down?

-Yes, please.

There we are.

-SPRINGS BOUNCE

-Ah!

-Oiy!

-Oiy!

-Oiy!

BOTH: Doing!

Hello, Juan? Yes, the cymbal has crashed.

I repeat, the cymbal has crashed.

-It's so peaceful here.

-It is.

-DOORBELL RINGS

-There's Robert! Do excuse me.

-Robert, what are you doing?

-Come on in, Juan!

-Juan?!

-Come on, everybody.

A huge round of applause for Juan Man Band!

Why did you invite our really noisy neighbour, Juan Man Band, over?

Well, I thought he could come over for a cup of tea.

But he is going to put Wanda right off buying the house!

Wanda won't want to buy the house, oh, no!

He comes round most days, you know.

Thank you, Mr Juan Man Band.

Round of applause! Hooray!

Very good! There he goes!

-Ah!

-What were you doing inviting him around?

He's the noisiest neighbour we have got for miles!

Look, Wanda has got up! Oh, no!

-Robert, she is going to leave and she won't buy the house!

-We did it!

No, no, I was standing up to clap.

I thought Mr Juan Man Band was amazing!

An entire orchestra

and a squadron of ducks on just the two patchwork legs!

And the music! Such sweet music.

Music that would charm the cats from the trees.

-Yes!

-It is all fantastic.

It is just so much fun in...

ALL: Justin's House!

-And so I would like to say...

-Yes?

-Yes!

-Wanda said yes!

Oh, Robert, did you hear her? Yes to what?

-To buying the house, of course.

-Oh, yes.

-Does the Robert come with the house?

-Aargh!

Don't press the panic button, no need, Robert!

Thank goodness for that. Wanda, I am sorry.

-Justin's House is just not for sale.

-Hooray!

I mean, we have had so much fun today and I can't possibly sell it.

-Can I, everyone?

-ALL: No!

Waaaaah!

-Oh, dear.

-Oh, she is throwing a wobbler.

-She is not very happy.

Ignore her, sir, it is what she wants. Ignore her.

Calm down, calm down.

You're welcome to come over to Justin's House any time you like.

In fact, would you like to stay and sing a song with us?

Thank you, I would love to!

Robert, fire up the old RMP1 player and let's celebrate by hitting it!

Come on, everyone. On your feet!

-That is it, jump up and down, it's party time!

-Wonderful! Dance!

-Here we go.

-Let's see you wiggle your bottoms.

Here we go, here we go.

# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

# If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it

# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. #

All right! Now we're going to make some noise in Justin's House.

If you are happy and you know it, stamp your feet!

Come on, everyone!

Yes, here we go, here we go.

# If you are happy and you know it stamp your feet

# Stamp, stamp!

# If you're happy and you know it stamp your feet

# Stamp, stamp!

# If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it

# If you're happy and you know it stamp your feet

# If you're happy and you know it shout, "We are!"

# We are!

# If you're happy and you know it shout, "We are!"

# We are!

# If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it

# If you're happy and you know it shout, "We are!"

# We are!

# If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it

# If you're happy and you know it shout, "We are!"

# We are! #

Give yourselves a big cheer!

-And let's have a huge cheer for our special guest, Wanda!

-Hooray!

-And Robert!

-Oh, thank you.

-And Little Monster!

And a huge cheer for you!

And we will see you next time in...

ALL: Justin's House!

Bye-bye!

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