Robot of the Year Justin's House

CHEERING

-ELECTRONIC BEEPING

-Oh, right.

# A dustin' for Justin

# Dustin' for Justin

# Dustin' for Justin in... #

ALL: Justin's House!

Where are you all? Where is everybody?

AUDIENCE SCREAMS

Oh! Oh! Oh, there you are, I'm so sorry.

Oh, hello, everybody!

ALL: Hello!

And welcome to...

-ALL: Justin's House!

-Yes, indeed, Justin's House.

Now, look, I would love to stop and chitchat,

but I have this very, very long list of chores I need to do.

Now, where's the list... Oh! Where's me list? I've lost me list.

Oh! It's Little Monster.

Thank you, you've got it. Say hello to Little Monster, everybody!

ALL: Hello, Little Monster!

Oh, thank you for my list. Oh, that's lovely.

Right, let's see what's first.

So, erm, yes, give dinner to Little Monster

and put the washing in the washing machine.

I can do that. So, if I give dinner... Whoa!

LAUGHTER

Oh, dear. Oh, come on, Robert, you can do this.

So, what was that? That was give dinner to the washing machine...

Right. All right.

AUDIENCE: No!

There you go, enjoy. And put the washing on Little Monster, right.

Here we go.

AUDIENCE SCREAMS

LAUGHTER

Oh, I'm sorry, Little Monster.

Did I get that wrong, everybody?

ALL: Yes!

Oh, I'm so sorry. Right, Oh, dear, what's next on the list?

I'm all of a muddle today.

Hey!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Here we go!

# Wiggle your bottoms, come on

# Shake and grin

# It's Ju-ju-ju, Ju-ju-ju-ju

# Ju-ju-ju-ju-ju... #

-ALL: Justin!

-How are you doing, everyone?

-Are you having a good time?

-ALL: Yes!

Has anyone seen my old pal Robert anywhere?

AUDIENCE SHOUTS

Where is he?

ALL: Behind you!

Ah! Oh, there he is. What's he doing there? Ahem, hello?

BOTH: Whoa!

LAUGHTER

Oh... Robert, what are you doing with this long list of things to do?

Oh, well, sir, yes, it's my long list of chores.

There's so much to do, but don't worry,

you sit down and relax. I've got everything under control.

Right, what's next?

So, yes, put slippers on Justin and dust Dave. I could do that.

-There we are. Slippers, please.

-Let's put the slippers onto Dave.

-Where are you going?

-There we are.

-And let's dust Justin.

-Oi!

-Get out of it! Get out of it!

-Oh, I'm so sorry.

-Did I get that wrong, everybody?

-ALL: Yes!

-Oh.

-What is the matter with you, Robert?

Oh, sir, I'm all of a muddle today.

You see, the problem is this.

-It arrived in the post this morning.

-Oh! A letter.

I love getting letters. Let's have a look, see what it says.

"Dearest Robert T Robot Esq..."

Who's that? Erm...

-That's me!

-Oh, yes, of course.

Why didn't you say, "Dear Robert"?

Right, "Congratulations, you have been nominated for..."

HE GASPS

"..the Robot Of The Year award", everyone!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Robert, you're bound to win.

I mean, Robert is the best robot in the world, isn't he, everyone?

ALL: Yes!

Oh, thank you, but the Robot Of The Year award is a competition

with lots of very hard robo tests, you see, and it's happening here,

today in Justin's house.

The judges are on their way here now. Oh...

Calm down, calm down.

There's no need to be nervous. What do I do when I'm nervous?

I don't think listing 10 of my favourite cheeses

-is going to help me, sir.

-No, I like to sing a song.

-That's true.

-Why don't we sing a song with our friends?

That will help you become less nervous.

That's a marvellous idea, sir.

All right, fire up the old RMP-1 player.

Firing up, sir.

-AUDIENCE YELLS

-Hitting it, everybody!

DOORBELL RINGS

-ALL: Justin's House!

-Here we go. I can't hear you!

-ALL: Justin's House!

-All right!

-Sing along!

-ALL: Justin's House!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-The place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome in Justin's House!

# There's Robert the robot and Little Monster, too

# And someone else, we think you know who

# He's funny and sunny, has a smile on his face

# He's...

# Justin!

# And this is my place. #

Come on, everyone, as loud as you can!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-The place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House!

# We sit here and dance here, play silly game, too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny, put a smile on my face

# You're brilliant!

# You really are great! #

Come on, let's hear you sing!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-The place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House! #

-One more time?

-Yes, keep the judges at bay.

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-The place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuustiiiin's...

-# Justin's House! #

-Give yourselves a big cheer!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Well done, everybody.

How about you, Robert?

-Are you feeling less nervous now?

-Well, yes.

Yes, I am, yes. I...

-ELECTRONIC BLIPS

-No, no, no, no, I'm not.

Oh, dear! The judges of the Robot Of The Year

-will be here at any moment, sir.

-Oh!

What am I going to do? I'm going to make a mess of everything.

There's only one thing for it!

No, no, no! Wait!

THEY SQUIRM

-MECHANICAL SQUEAK

-Ah!

Robert, there is no need to panic. Is there, everyone?

CHILDREN SHOUT

-Oh, I have got a fantastic idea.

-PING!

-Oh, no.

-Have you got those tools still that you bought the other day?

-Why, yes, I have, sir, thank you for asking.

-Oh, good!

-I need them.

-Right. What... What? No.

-I've only just bought those tools.

-BANGING

Little Monster, what is he doing in there?

DRAMATIC MUSIC

-ROBOTIC VOICE:

-Hello, everyone.

I am a robot.

-Hello, Robert, how are you today?

-Sir, is that you?

-NORMAL VOICE:

-Yes, it's me. What you think of my fab costume?

-Do you like it, everyone?

-ALL: Yeah!

Now, hang on... Hang on, hang on.

This idea of yours, it's not what I think it is, is it?

Robert, you see, the Robot Of The Year judges will be here

at any minute and you're too nervous

-to do all of the challenges, aren't you?

-Well, yes, I am.

Well, I thought I would pretend to be you

and I can do all of the challenges for you,

then you're bound to win the Robot Of The Year Award.

-Is that a good idea, everyone?

-ALL: Yeah!

Oh, oh, no, but the thing is, what I mean to say is...

-AS ROBERT:

-Oh, oh, no, but the thing is, what I mean to say is...

No, I absolutely protest.

-I absolutely protest.

-For a start, you don't even sound like me.

-For a start, you don't even sound like me.

-Exactly... Oh!

I see what you are doing. Very clever, sir, ha-ha-ha!

Well, all right, you may sound like me

-but you certainly don't walk like me.

-What are you talking about?

-I can walk like a robot, can't I?

-ALL: Yeah!

Right, I'll give it a go. Here we go. Ahem!

CREAKING

CRANKING

Sir, you're walking like you've got

a bit of a leaky washer, to be honest.

I'll tell you what, everybody, I'll show you how you walk like a robot.

Copy me. Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.

Oh, that's it. Everybody be a robot. That's right. Oh. That's it.

That's it, everybody. Right, now grab your dusters and dusting!

JUSTIN LAUGHS

And dusting, dusters, dusters, dusters, dusters.

-And pour the tea, pour the tea, pour the tea. And serve.

-Oh!

Ah!

Fantastic, sir, you were excellent. Maybe you could be me after all.

Aha, I thought so.

But, wait a minute, I have seen a flaw in your plan.

If you're pretending to be me, then who is pretending to be you?

Oh, that's easy, if you just... If... Using mainly balls of paper...

-You've not thought of it, have you?

-No.

-Right, don't worry, sir, if you're being me, I shall be you.

-What?

-Downloading Justin app.

-Do you think Robert can be me, everyone?

ALL: Yeah!

ROBERT WIBBLES

-Wahey! I'm Justin.

-Hello, everyone.

# Wiggle your bottoms Shake and grin

# It's J-J-J-J-J-J-Justin! #

ROBERT WIBBLES

-Robert, I don't do that. Do I, everyone?

-ALL: Yeah!

Ho-ho-ho! Oh, I think this is going to be fun, sir.

DOORBELL RINGS

# Who's at the door, who's at the door? Someone better answer it... #

Everyone shout!

Oh, well, you see, I'm Justin. You're Robert, get the door.

Oh, yes, sir, what was I thinking about? I must get the door

and I must do some dust... Wait a second, is Robert just tricking me?

ALL: Yeah!

HE WIBBLES

Let's see who is at the door, shall we? Oh, look, everyone.

It's Sid and Rebecca, a big cheer.

CHEERING

Good to see you. I mean...

-AS ROBERT:

-Hello, Sid and Rebecca.

Welcome to Justin's House.

We are not just Sid and Rebecca, I am Doctor Sid.

And I am Professor Rebecca

and we are the judges for the Robot Of The Year Award.

Oh, I say, Robert, don't be rude. Take the lady and gentleman's coats.

Oh, yes, may I? Yes, thank you. Thank you, sir.

-What shall I do with the coats?

-Put those over there.

Oh-ha-ha-ha-ha! Robert, sometimes I think you're wired backwards.

Yes, well, maybe we should get started.

This is the Robot Of The Year Award.

No, that's me, I'm Robert.

Right, before we decide whether Robert should win,

you have to go through a series of tests.

Yes, we have three super-hard robot tests.

Oh, three super-hard robot tests. I mean...

-AS ROBERT:

-Marvellous, bring them on.

As you know, all robots should be good at carrying things.

So, test number one, Robert,

you need to carry as many of these boxes as you can.

-Oh, dear.

-Easy-peasy. My robot can carry loads, pile them on.

One...

two...

three...

Oh, dear. Getting high.

..four...

Do you think there's room for another one?

-Steady yourself, steady.

-Oh, dear, here we go.

-Easy, Robert, easy.

-I think I'm doing it.

There! Oh, stop it, stop it.

Well, I didn't realise robots were ticklish.

Oh, yes, Robert's so clever,

he copies all sorts of human behaviour, like sneezing...

A-A-A-Atishoo!

Oh, that's better. Atishoo!

Thank you. And laughing.

Oh, yes! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ahem!

And crying.

Oh, boo-hoo-boo-hoo-boo-hoo!

Yes, look at that, almost human.

Yes, well, he did manage to pick up a few boxes, I suppose.

TOGETHER: Yes!

Anyway, let's move on to test number two.

-Superfast cleaning.

-What?

To be Robot Of The Year,

you need to clean Justin's house at superfast speed.

Excuse me, madam, sir. Robert, did you hear that?

I've never cleaned anything in my life, let alone Justin's house.

-What do I do with these?

-Don't worry, I'll give you instructions.

OK, Robert, ready, steady and go.

-Robert, mop the floor.

-Mop the floor.

-Now clean the kitchen.

-Clean the kitchen? What do I need for that?

I need some soap and sponges. Where am I going to find those?

-Are they in the kitchen?

-No, they're here.

-Oh, yes, lovely.

Little Monster... What are you doing?

Little Monster, stop throwing the sponges at me.

-Vacuum the floor, vacuum the floor.

-Now, what do I do?

-VACUUM CLEANER WHIRS

-Agh! Agh, Robert!

-Careful, careful.

-Oh, it's going very fast.

-Careful.

Oh, my botty! I need that for...

-VACUUM CLEANER STOPS

-Oh! Oh!

-Now, quickly, sir, dust.

-Oh, oh, oh, now, sir, tidy up.

-Time is nearly up.

Five, four, three, two, one, stop cleaning!

-Ta-da!

-Oh, well done, sir, you did very well indeed.

Well, you did manage to go very fast.

The only problem is that the place is still a bit of a mess.

Ah, that's me, Justin.

That's my fault, because, you see, I like the place messy. Wahey!

I mean, the messier the better! Wahey!

TOGETHER: Interesting.

-Quick, over here.

-Yes, what is it, sir?

-We're getting away with it.

They don't realise that I'm pretending to be a robot.

PLANE ROARS

What was that noise?

It was me!

Oh, look, it's our neighbour and explorer next door - it's Mac.

A big cheer!

CHEERING

# Oh! It's Mac, she's back Come on, everybody, Mac is back. #

Oh, it's good to be back. Hello, everyone.

Robert, she may realise that I'm pretending to be you

-and you're pretending to be me.

-Oh, Justin, is that you?

Oh, of course it's me - Justin. Who else am I going to be?

Oh, good! Hi, Justin.

-I'm so sorry, Mac, let me take your backpack.

-That's quite OK.

You know what it is? It's my flying goggles.

Well, they're all muddy and I can't seem to see a thing.

She can't see us, sir.

-Oh, phew!

-And I thought I'd pop by

because I knew that Robert could give them a nice good clean.

Yes, indeed, Mac. Robert, she needs your help.

-And a good robot always helps.

-Oh, yes, there it is.

# Justin, oh, Justin! Dusting for Justin! #

-Oh, there we are.

-Oh-ho-ho! Oh, thank you.

Hang on. You're not Robert.

-What was that?

-Nothing.

Oh, Mac, we haven't asked you what's in your backpack yet.

Have we, everybody?

Right, after three, we're going to ask - one, two, three...

ALL: What's in your backpack?

Oh, OK, well, actually, you're going to love this. Let's have a look.

-I have... Not that.

-I'll tidy that later.

I've been to the shoe-tastic shoe shop Shoeshine,

famous for their extremely long shoelaces.

A genuine shine-tastic Shoeshine shoelace.

Yes, hang on. You're not Justin.

Oh, Mac, look at Robert.

-Look over at Justin.

-Look over there.

Yes, well, lovely to see you, Mac.

I'm sure you're very busy now, going off on your next adventure.

-There we are. Let me open the door for you.

-Bye.

-Bye.

-Uh-oh.

-That was not a very robot-like way to treat your guest.

-Ah, yes, I can explain.

-I know exactly what's going on here.

-TOGETHER: You do?

-Yes, clearly, he's broken.

Er...

Yes, clearly, he is broken.

Yes, what he needs is a good dollop of robot oil.

Oh, thank goodness, finally someone talking sense. Wait a minute!

-Robot oil?

-Yes, a good dollop of robot oil

and we'll get you fixed right up.

-Oh, OK, Rebecca.

-OK, here we go.

Eugh! Eugh!

-Oh, oh, oh!

-More?

ALL: Yeah!

-No, no, no.

-I think we should.

-No, oh, Rebecca, no.

A little bit more?

ALL: Yeah!

No! Eugh!

I think a little bit more!

ALL: Yeah!

Sid, no!

I can't take it any more. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

We've put him through enough, the poor man...

TOGETHER: Man? Don't you mean robot?

You don't have to pretend any more.

It's time I stopped being nervous and started being brave.

-Will you guys please tell me what's going on?

-Mac, perfect timing.

I think you should hear this as well.

Everybody, I know you're not going to believe this,

but, you see, he is not Robert...

THEY GASP

..I am.

-I know.

-He's right, you know. And I...

..am Justin.

Wahey! I'm sorry for tangling you up, Mac, but we thought

you'd recognise us, you know, we were supposed to be in disguise.

Oh, that's OK, Justin, but just tell me, why were you both in disguise?

TOGETHER: Yes, we want to know too.

Justin was pretending to be me cos I was too nervous

to do all the tests for the Robot Of The Year Award.

-Oh, it was my idea. Wasn't it, everyone?

-ALL: Yeah!

I just wanted Robert to win the gold robo badge.

I mean, he's my best pal. He's the best robot in the world.

Isn't he, everyone?

ALL: Yes!

I guess it does take a brave robot to speak up and tell the truth.

And if Justin was prepared to go through all that for his friend...

Then he must be a very special robot indeed.

Oh, does this mean that Robert has won Robot Of The Year Award?

Not so fast. There is one test left, remember?

Test number three, which is to sing the robo cokey.

Step back. The robo cokey? I love the robo cokey.

-Everybody, do you want to sing the robo cokey with me?

-ALL: Yeah!

So, firing up the RMP-1 player. And what do we say, everyone?

ALL: Hit it!

Yes, we say, "Hit it!" Here we go. Right, we're putting our arms in.

# So you put your robo arm in

# Your robo arm out

# In, out, in, out

# You shake it all about

# You do the robo cokey and you turn around

# That's what it's all about. #

Everybody now.

# Oh, the robo cokey

-# Oh, the robo cokey... #

-Very good.

# Oh, the robo cokey

# Knees bend, arms stretch Beep, beep, beep! #

Right, now we're going to put our legs in, everybody.

# So you put your robo leg in, your robo leg out

# In, out, in, out, you shake it all about

# You do the robo cokey and you turn around

# That's what it's all about... #

Everybody now.

# Oh, the robo cokey... #

-Just kids.

-# Oh, the robo cokey... #

-Now the teachers.

-# Oh, the robo cokey. #

Very good.

# Knees bend, arms stretch Beep, beep, beep! #

Right, you lot are amazing. I think we can take it up a notch.

Everybody, pretend you've got a robot duster.

We're going to do some serious dusting here, everybody.

Are you ready? Here we go.

# You put your duster in

# Your duster out

# In, out, in, out Shake it all about

# You do the robo cokey and you turn around

# That's what it's all about... #

Everybody now.

# Oh, the robo cokey

# Oh, the robo cokey

# Oh, the robo cokey

# Knees bend, arms stretch, beep, beep, beep! #

We're going to put our whole selves in now.

# You put your whole self in

# Your whole self out

# In, out, in, out Shake it all about

# You do the robo cokey and you turn around

# That's what it's all about... #

-Everybody now.

-# Oh, the robo cokey

-# Oh, the robo cokey... #

-Very good.

# Oh, the robo cokey

# Knees bend, arms stretch Beep, beep, beep! #

-Right, faster!

-# Oh, the robo cokey

# Oh, the robo cokey

# Oh, the robo cokey

# Knees bent, arms stretch Beep, beep, beep

# That's what it's all about. #

CHEERING

Well done, everybody.

Rebecca, has Robert done enough to win the Robot Of The Year Award?

Well, I think we should let everybody decide.

What do you think, everyone?

-Has he done enough to win the Robot Of The Year badge?

-ALL: Yeah!

Well, in that case, I declare Robert Robot Of The Year.

CHEERING

Fantastic, let's have a huge cheer for our very special guests,

Sid and Rebecca.

CHEERING

Let's have a big cheer for Mac...

CHEERING

..for Little Monster...

CHEERING

..and the biggest cheer ever for the Robot Of The Year, Robert.

-CHEERING

-Oh, thank you, thank you.

I only have a few words...

-And we'll see you next time in...

-ALL: Justin's House!

-Bye-bye.

-Bye.

My favourite was Rebecca throwed the oil over Justin.

My favourite bit was when Justin was cleaning the house up.

You can carry on the fun on the CBeebies website in...

ALL: Justin's House!

HONK!