Blocked Pipe Justin's House

THEY CHEER

CHEERING

# Dustin' for Justin

# Dustin' for Justin

# Dustin' for Justin in... #

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

Well, hello, everybody!

Hello!

And welcome to...

Justin's House!

Yes, indeed, Justin's House.

Now, I have been so busy today doing lots of extra tidying.

I should explain.

You see, we had a custard pie party last night.

Oh, it was amazing!

There was custard everywhere.

I'm not surprised it's taken all morning to clear up.

But don't worry because Little Monster has been helping.

Actually, shall we call Little Monster. After three?

-Ready? One, two, three...

-ALL SHOUT:

-Little Monster!

Oh, there you are, Little Monster. Wonderful.

Now, did you manage to get rid of the leftover custard?

Oh, very good.

Now, where did you put it?

Oh, wonderful, in the sink.

Not the sink?!

That's no place for leftover custard, Little Monster.

Oh, dear, I'm going to have a look.

Oh, no!

-Ow!

-Hey! Come on, everyone!

# Wiggle your bottoms

# Shake and grin

# It's J-J-J, J-J-J-J J-J-J-J-J...

# Justin's House! #

Good to see you. Are you having a good time?

Yeah!

Oh, Robert, are you still clearing up?

Justin, sir, I'm sorry, but you must be careful.

I know you don't mean to,

but wherever you go, you always make a mess!

Doesn't he, everybody?

-Yes!

-Yes.

Robert, I'm sorry. I just love to wiggle!

# Wiggle... #

How did I not see that coming(?)

Oh, sorry, Robert!

Look, why don't we cheer you up by singing a song?

-Who wants to sing a song?

-ALL:

-Me!

Oh, how you know me, sir. All right, yes.

-Singing a song would cheer me up no end.

-Come on, then.

Fire up the old RMP1 player.

Firing up, sir!

-Hit it!

-Hitting it, everybody.

Come on, let's see you dancing. Here we go!

-Justin's House!

-All right! Thanks, Robert.

Justin's House!

-Justin's House!

-Oh, yeah.

-Here we go.

-Here we go, everyone!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House!

# There's Robert the robot and Little Monster too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# It's...Justin!

# And this is my place

Come on, everyone, let's hear you!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House!

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

Yeah!

# We sing here and dance here Play silly games too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on my face

# Yooouuu're brilliant!

# You really are great

-Come on!

-Let's hear you!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuustiiiin's

# Justin's House. #

Whoo! All right! Give yourself a big cheer.

ALL CHEER

Come on, let's finish off that tidying.

Ah, yes, and I thought you'd need a bit of help

and an extra pair of hands,

so I'm going to help you tidy too.

-Well, if you don't mind, sir, that's very kind.

-That's fine.

Would someone pass me that tray there, please?

That would be very kind. Thank you very much. Excellent.

Oh, lovely. Thank you!

Little Monster!

Oh, hello, Little Monster! Thank you so much for helping us.

Right, I'll take all of the...

SQUELCH!

Robert!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Robert! Ah!

Oh, sir.

Oh, dear.

Sorry about that, Robert. Don't worry, I'll help.

-We'll start again.

-No, no, no, no...need, sir.

Justin, look, I know you're trying to help,

but when you do, you always seem to make a mess.

-Doesn't he, everybody?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

When Justin helps, he always makes a...

Mess!

There you go. Look, honestly, sir, it's fine. Allow me.

GURGLING

Was that your tummy, sir?

-I could make you a sandwich.

-No.

-GURGLING

-Huh?!

BUBBLING

Who was that, everyone?

-Little Monster.

-Was that you, Little Monster?

-BOTH: No, I don't think it was Little Monster.

-No.

Oh, Little Monster, that's an excellent idea.

If we listen and follow the sound, we can find out where it is.

Sir, you use that listening device, the stethoscope,

and I'll turn on my extra robot listening circuits.

Sorry, Robert, what was that?

-SPEAKS LOUDLY:

-I said my extra...

-Ah! I can hear you.

-Sorry.

-Shall we listen out for the gurgle?

-Let's have a listen.

-Right.

-GURGLING

-It's not coming from over here.

No, not there. Is it coming from out there, sir?

-I think it's coming out from out here.

-Let's look.

-Who's got a rumbly tummy?

-Is anybody out here gurgling?

-Who's got a rumbly tummy?

-Is anybody gurgling?

-I can't hear.

Are you...are you gurgling?

-Is it coming from over here?

-It might be up here, sir.

-Right, yes.

-Come on. Let's have a listen.

-I still can't hear anything.

-No.

Oh!

Little Monster, can you hear where it's coming from? Where?

Oh, the sink, sir!

Of course, the sink. Shall we have a listen?

Right. OK. Let's see now.

Aha!

Yes, it's coming from the... Oh, sink.

But you know what, I think the gurgling noise has stopped. Ha-ha.

SINK GURGLES

Whoa!

Oh.

Sizzling solenoid sloppy custard in...

Wait a minute.

Little Monster?

Oh, Little Monster,

is that the sloppy custard you poured down the sink

from the pie party?

I think it is, isn't it?

I think I know what the gurgling sound is.

What was it, then?

The pipes in Justin's House are blocked with old sloppy custard.

Ewww.

-Bleurgh-bleurgh-bleurgh.

-LAUGHTER

You know what, don't worry. I am a professional.

I shall unblock the pipes.

-Oh, no, no, no, no.

-Whoa!

Whoa! Argh!

Sir, I know you mean to be helpful,

but what happens when Justin tries to help?

-He always makes a...

-Mess!

Exactly, sir.

All right. Well, listen, I promise I won't make a mess, OK?

So, let's have a look, shall we, Robert?

-But, sir...

-Please, I am a professional.

-Are you sure?

I'm going to need a plunger. You have a brand-new one, don't you?

I haven't even used it yet!

-Oh, no.

-There it is. I'm going in, everyone.

I'm going to sort this blocked pipe out. Here we go.

HE BANGS

-Mop your brow, sir?

-Yes, please.

-IT SQUEAKS

Right, I'm going in again.

-HE BANGS

-Ah!

-Sippy cup, sir?

-Yes.

-Right, I'm going in again.

-All right.

HE BANGS

-Ah!

-More moppage?

-Yes, please.

IT SQUEAKS

JUSTIN SIGHS

Robert! Look, everyone, I've fixed the blocked pipe!

Ha-ha-ha!

Maybe I haven't fixed the blocked pipe.

No, sir, I did try to warn you.

Oh. What are we going to do? I mean...

Oh, I know!

Robert, I'm going to go under the sink

and have a look amongst all of the pipes.

I don't think that's a very good idea.

There's no other way. I'm going in. Bye, everyone.

-ALL:

-Bye!

Whoop-uh.

Oh, this isn't going to end well.

I need to call in some experts, people who deal with slop

and slime all of the time.

Right, um...

Now, sir, what's the number for the people who deal with slop and slime?

-Five.

-Five, yes. Right, OK.

'Brr-brr, brr-brr.' It's ringing.

'Brr-brr.

'Hello?' Oh, hello, yes.

Do you deal with slop and slime?

-HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES

-Oh, yes. I'll take that as a yes.

Could you come down to Justin's house?

We've got an excess of old sloppy custard in our pipes

in Justin's house.

-SQUEAKS:

-'Oh, no!'

Oh, you're coming right over? That's very kind of you. Goodbye.

HE MUMBLES IN SQUEAKY VOICE

Well, I feel very strongly about you too. Bye-bye.

They're coming right over.

-DOORBELL RINGS

-Oh!

# Who's at the door?

# Who's at the door?

-# Someone better answer it. #

-Everyone!

-ALL:

-Robert, get the door.

Well, I think you should get it, sir.

No, honestly, because I need to be by the sink

to listen out for another gurgle.

Of course. What was I thinking?

Robert's got to stay there and listen for gurgles.

Ha-ha-ha, silly me. I'll get the door.

Wait a second.

Did Robert just trick me?

Yes!

-Look, I'm here listening.

-Oh, all right, I'll get the door.

Let's see who it is.

Oh!

Look, everyone, it's Cook and Line from Swashbuckle! A big cheer!

ALL CHEER

-Hello, Justin.

-Hello, hello.

Hi, boys.

Did someone phone for some help?

-Yes, he did.

-Yes, that was me.

You see, the pipes of Justin's House are blocked with sloppy custard.

HOOK AND LINE: Ah, experts in slop and slime at your service, ma'am...

I mean, sir.

Oh! Are you sure they're experts?

Don't you worry, you can count on us.

-What are you doing?

-Get your hand out of it.

THEY GROAN

Deary me. All right.

Well, it's OK, lads,

because, actually, I have solved the problem.

Haven't I, everyone?

No!

It's as clean as a whistle. Look.

Ah, yeah, I see what your problem is.

You've got sloppy custard blocking your pipe.

-Yeah.

-Yes, I'm pretty sure I just said that, didn't I?

-Very true.

-So follow us over here

for us to explain to you how to unblock a blocked pipe.

That's great, I do love a good demonstration.

-Over there. No, more to me.

-Be careful!

-More that way.

-What are you doing?

-Ooh!

-STRAINS:

-I'll hold this, shall I?

Imagine, if you will, that this is a pipe from under Justin's House.

Very good, visual aids help so much.

Now, it should be empty but if someone has put...

Oh, let's say, I don't know...

-Oh, a custard pie down the sink.

-Yes.

I wouldn't do that.

I didn't do it, it was Little Monster.

Sure it was.

-So that's going to cause a blockage...

-Blockage.

..which is what makes this gurgly sound.

GURGLING

Oh, very clever.

So what we need to do is find the blockage

and then use something to push it out.

-Oh, may I?

-Yes, of course.

Meredith is excellent for most situations, sir.

I'll help you, Cook. I'll keep an eye on the blockage in the pipe.

-SHOUTS: OK!

-Argh, don't shout! Ow!

-Right, here goes.

-Yes.

It just doesn't seem to have worked.

Wait a second.

-HE BLOWS

-Argh!

-Eurgh!

-CHILDREN:

-Ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Does it always get this messy when Justin helps?

Yes. Does it always get this messy when Justin helps?

Yes!

So, before we can push the blockage out,

we need to find where the blockage is.

So we're going to go underneath Justin's House and find

-where the blockage in the pipes is.

-Yes, we are.

We are? Of course, we 'arrrr'!

'Arrrr'!

Lads, are you sure you should be going under the house on your own?

I mean, you might get lost.

Look, I am the professional here. I'll help you.

No, no, no, no, no, no, sir!

CHILDREN CHEER

Little Monster, perfect.

You can go underground with Cook and Line,

-show them around, can't you?

-Ooh, great!

Brilliant.

Right, bye-bye, everyone.

-ALL:

-Bye-bye!

-See you later.

-Wish us luck!

-Good luck.

It's very dark down here.

Oh, I think I found something!

-Yeah, that's me.

-Oh, yeah.

Everybody, I think Cook and Line are going to need a lot of help.

So keep an eye out for Little Monster to guide them around.

I think I'm a little bit lost actually.

Oh, where's Little Monster, everybody?

Where is she, can you see her?

-ALL:

-There!

-Where?

There!

Oh, Cook, she's at the sofa.

Right, stay there, I'll be right over.

-BOTH:

-Oh, dear.

-I think this is going to get very messy.

Hiya!

I didn't find the sloppy custard blockage, but I did find this.

What was it?

Oh, it's Norbert, my... Whoa!

Oh, Norbert, my teddy.

What were you doing down in the pipes?

-Whaaa!

-Argh!

I'm lost in the pipes!

Oh, right, everybody, where's Little Monster?

-ALL:

-There!

Oh, there she is.

Line, she's in the teapot picture in the kitchen.

OK, stay there. I'll come to you.

Oh, dear. Do you think I should help them, everyone?

No, no, no.

-So, news update.

-Yes?

We haven't been able to find the custard blockage

but I did find this.

Look, everyone, it's Croccy!

Sir, what are you doing?!

Stop making a mess!

BOTH: We're lost.

-Argh!

-BOTH: Argh!

Oh, you frightened the gears out of me then.

Right, everybody, can you see Little Monster?

-ALL:

-There!

-Where?

-ALL:

-There.

-Oh, she's in the home sweet home picture in the bedroom.

Stay where you are, we'll be right there.

I don't know about this. Everyone, do you think I should help now?

-All:

-No!

-No, no, no.

Sir, here we are.

Your pipes are full of old things. I found all these down there.

Argh!

Don't make a mess!

-Justin!

-Ah!

Oh, dear.

Now, the good news is, we know where the blockage of sloppy custard is.

Yeah. It's somewhere in this pipe.

The bad news is we can't actually reach it.

What are we going to do?

We just need to push it out.

Oh, no problem. I'll come and give you some help.

No, no, no, no, sir.

Honestly, I think we should leave it to the experts.

You've been working so hard.

-Why don't you have a relax, sir?

-All right, all right.

I'll go into the kitchen, I'll make a well-deserved sandwich.

What we're going to do is we are going to stick this

pole down this hole.

And along the pipes until we reach the blockage.

-Oh, very good.

-We just need something to push it out.

I think I can help you there, boys.

You see, ordinarily, Meredith is my go-to gal,

but for something like this, we require something more

heavy-duty.

Gentlemen, may I please introduce you to...

-..John McClean.

-BOTH: Wow!

If anybody can clear the blockage, John can.

Go to work, John.

-Right. Down a bit.

-Along a bit.

BOTH: And push.

-Ooh, I think I've done something.

-Let's give it a wiggle.

Ooh! Stop it! Stop it!

You're tickling me.

BOTH: And...push!

No, don't think we got the blockage that time.

-Let's try again.

-Hang on, hang on.

Before you do, lads I'm going to move out the way.

Out of harms way.

I think that's a very good idea, sir. Okey dokey.

BOTH: And push!

Oh, no, I definitely got something this time. It is massive!

Then let's give it a big wiggle.

That's too ticklish.

BOTH: And push.

Oh, no, still nothing. Wrong pipe.

-Last try.

-OK.

BOTH: And push.

GURGLING

Oh, what is that noise?

That's the sloppy custard blockage.

You mean....we found it?!

-I mean, we found it.

-Very good. Well done.

It's pretty jammed in there. I think we're going to need help.

No problem. Stand aside.

-CHILDREN:

-No!

-Robert, why don't you help us?

Yes, yes, I shall help you.

After three, everyone, push.

One, two, three...

Grrr!

-It's no use, we need more help.

-I'll help, everyone!

-CHILDREN

-No.

Little Monster can help, she's surprisingly strong for her size.

Everybody, we're going to push after three. Ready? One, two, three.

THEY GROAN

It's no good. We can't push it through. We need more help.

-Who else could help us, everybody?

-ALL:

-Justin!

Thank you, everyone. Yes...

Wait a second. I'm not going to come and help you.

All you'll say is, "You don't want to help us, Justin.

-"You're going to make a mess!"

-Sir.

-I'll be over here if you need me.

Sir, we need you.

-Really?

-Yeah, don't be silly, come on over.

-All right.

Yeah, there's literally no-one else.

Cheeky. All right, listen up and listen good.

We've got to hold on to this big pipe as tight as we can

and then after three, on my command, we all have to PULL.

I mean, push. Push, yes. Push.

Uh-hm. Right. Everyone ready?

After three. Count with us, everyone.

-ALL:

-One, two, three.

-PIPES DRAIN LOUDLY

-We did it!

-We did it!

-Yeah!

-ALL CHEER

-Well done, everybody!

Well done, sir.

-I can't believe it.

-Oh, that's amazing.

Oh, I feel so happy.

You see, everyone, I helped and I didn't make a...

-ALL:

-Mess.

Yes, that's right.

Argh!

Oh!

Ooh.

Eurgh.

Eurgh.

Um...

-Um...

-Justin, you've...

you've got a bit of, uh...

-..on your...

-Here?

-No, no, the other...

-What, here?

No, well...

Yeah, better, better.

Oh, Justin, well done.

Thank you for unblocking the pipe.

I know when you help you always make a mess,

but it's a lot more fun when you do help.

-Ah, was that lots of fun, everyone?

-Yeah!

-Who wants to sing a messy song?

-HOOK AND LINE: Me, me, me, me!

Come on, then. Fire up the old gunge tank, RMP1 player.

Filling it up now, sir.

-Hit it!

-Hitting it.

Come on, everyone. Let's see you dancing. All right!

-MUSIC PLAYS

-Copy me. Here we go.

# Here's a game that we can all play

# When I sing you sing the same way

# Copy me and you will see

# If you really are better than me

Are you ready, everyone? Here we go!

-# I say hey-hey-hey

-Hey-hey-hey

-# I say ho-ho-ho

-Ho-ho-ho

-# I go hi-i-gh

-Hi-i-igh

-# Lo-o-ow

-Lo-o-ow

Go, Robert!

# Hey, clearing the blockages

# This next verse is very tough

# Let's see if you're good enough

# Copy me and you will see

# If you really are better than me

Are you ready, everyone? Here we go.

-# We go yeah-yeah-yeah

-Yeah-yeah-yeah

-# Yo-yo-yo

-Yo-yo-yo

-# Fa-fa-fa-fa-fast

-Fa-fa-fa-fa-fast

-# Slo-o-ow

-Slo-o-ow

# Hey, clearing the blockages

# Hey, yeah, that was really fine

# Let's sing along for the very last time

# Copy me and you will see

# If you really are better than me

Are you ready, everyone? Here we go.

-# Loud!

-Loud!

-# Soft

-Soft

-# We go sweetly

-Sweetly

-# Squeak-i-ly

-Squeak-i-ly

Very good. Last time. Copy me, here we go.

-# Hey-hey-hey

-Hey-hey-hey

-# We go ho-ho-ho

-Ho-ho-ho

-# We go hi-i-igh

-Hi-i-igh

-# Lo-o-ow

-Lo-o-ow. #

That was fantastic. Give yourselves a big cheer.

ALL CHEER

Wow. Have you had a good time today?

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

Let's have a huge cheer for our very special guests, Cook and Line.

CHILDREN CHEER

How about our professional plumber Little Monster?

CHILDREN CHEER

And the best robot in the world, it's Robert!

CHILDREN CHEER

And finally, the biggest cheer of the day is for you!

ALL CHEER

We'll see you next time in...

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

I liked it when Justin got covered with custard.

I liked when Cook and Line helped.

I liked Justin when he used the plunger.

Carry on the fun on the CBeebies website in Justin's House!

BEEP!