Robert's Memory Chips Justin's House

# Dustin' for Justin

# Dustin' for Justin

# Dustin' for Justin in... #

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

Well, hello, everybody, and welcome to...

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

Yes, indeed. Justin's House.

Now, you must forgive me. I'm just finishing tidying up.

Well done, Little Monster. We're almost done.

-HE GASPS

-Wait.

I see one last speck of dust just up here.

If I can get that...

-Ahh!

-CHILDREN LAUGH

Hello, everyone!

Hit it! Come on!

# Wiggle your bottoms Shake and grin

# It's Ju-Ju-Ju, Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju... #

-CHILDREN:

-Justin!

-Ha-ha!

-That's right. Robert? Where are you, Robert?

-Oh!

Hi, Little Monster.

Sir, I-I-I-I appear to be 'falmunctioning'. Malfunctioning.

That last knock you gave me

appears to have rattled my 'chetrats'. Ratchets.

I think I-I-I may be 'kenbro'. Broken.

Oh, dear! That won't do, Robert.

Well, maybe if we sing a song, it may put you right.

-You know, fix you.

-Oh, well, we could 'yrt'. Try, sir.

All right, well, fire up the old RMP 1 player, Robert.

Oh, firing up the 'PM-ra-ree-rom' player.

-Eh? And...

-ENGINE POWERS UP

That's it. Hit it!

-Hitting it.

-No, don't do that. I'll hit it. Hit it!

-Oh!

-Yay! That's better. Come on, Robert. Off you go. Whoo!

Hey, Little Monster.

Join in with us. Sing along. Oh, dear.

Here we go. Eh! Ooh!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

Come on!

# There's Robert the robot and Little Monster too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

-# Heeeeeee's Justin!

-Yay!

# And this is my place

Come on! Join in with us!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# We sing here and dance here Play silly games too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on my face

-# You're brilliant!

-Oh!

# You really are great

-What is going on with Robert?

-Here we go.

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Juuuustiiiin's...

# Justin's House! #

Robert? Oh, dear. How are you feeling now?

Well, not much 'terbet', sir. Better, sir.

Oh, dear. I think Robert is still broken.

We really must fix him.

Tell you what, come with me, Robert. That's it. I'll help you.

Come on then, old pal. Don't worry. We'll fix you.

Little Monster, it's good to see you. Look, we've got a broken robot.

Bring out the robot repair kit, please, Little Monster.

Thank you very much.

There we go, Robert. Don't worry. We'll sort everything.

That's it. Clear the area. That's it.

Come over here, Robert.

-Right, let's have a look in here, shall we?

-Whoo!

HE LAUGHS

Well, I don't know what these are for.

Um, what else have you got there, then? Oh!

Um, I don't think you need these. Right, let's see, now.

-Ooh!

-I've got these, Robert. What are these for?

Oh, those are my memory chips, sir.

They must have shaken loose when I fell.

They need to be checked in the memory checking device

then put them back in.

Oh, right.

So that's what this is for.

Ooh! Ha-ha! Look at that, Little Monster.

Right, we'll pop one of the memory chips in.

We'll have you as right as rain.

-Let's have a look.

-All right.

What do you think, everyone?

-CHILDREN:

-Ooh!

Yes, it seems all in all a very professional item, sir.

Well, yes, it looks very futuristic, doesn't it?

Why don't you switch it on and have a go?

We'll start simple. Why don't we start with...?

Oh, yes, basic dusting. Let's try that.

-All right.

-Right, here we go.

-MACHINE WHIRS

-Ooh! Ooh!

-Ooh, it's...it's...

-Little Monster.

-..p-p-p-pretty powerful, sir.

I think I'll just start with some light dusting.

Yes, let me see what I can do with it.

HE SCREAMS

-HE SCREAMS:

-Help, sir!

It's speeding up! It's speeding up!

-Stop it!

-Whoa!

-Stop it!

-Whoa! Ah!

-Stop it!

-I'll stop it.

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Oh!

Oh, Robert, this Dustomatic 3000 is really powerful.

Yes, it's safe to say the dusting setting

-is somewhat lively, sir, yes.

-Right.

Maybe we should try one of its other functions. It does lots more.

-No, sir, we should wait.

-Yes, let's see what this does.

No, no, no, don't!

-MACHINE WHIRS

-Ooh, the vacuum setting!

Oh! Ooh! Ooh!

What are you doing? I mean, Robert...

-Oh, sir!

-Ooh!

Ah! Little Monster!

Oh, it's got the cushion. Let go. Let go. Let go!

-Oh! Oh!

-CHILDREN SCREAM

-Oh, sir! Sir!

-Oh!

-Oh!

-You've got my bottom. I need that for wiggling.

-All right, sir. Let me get it off.

-Get it off. Get it off.

-Whoa!

Look what you've done to my trousers.

Oh, Robert! Honestly!

Well, this Dustomatic 3000,

it certainly gives one's pistons a good work out.

-I think you're right.

-I'm sorry, sir.

It's no replacement for Meredith.

Robert, give it a chance.

You've got to get used to its functions and modes. Yes.

If you look... Whoa! What's going on now?

-Stop playing.

-Hang on a minute.

-No, stop it. You'll break it!

-BOTH SCREAM

-No, it's all right.

No, it's... Ah, it...

-HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

-..looks like it might be broken.

Aw, what a great memory, Little Monster.

Well, this memory chip seems to work fine

so I can put it back in Robert. Come here, Robert.

Good, do hurry. I'm feeling very discombobu-bobu-bobu...

-All right. Yeah. Hang on a minute.

-..bobulated!

Bless you.

-That's it.

-Well done, sir. I'm feeling better already.

-Good.

-Ah! Oh, maybe not.

Oh, quick, Little Monster.

Keep checking those memory chips

and get them back inside Robert before he goes completely wonky.

Let me take you through how this works.

Pay attention, everybody.

The ingredients go in here.

The cakes come out here.

Mac, you and I will decorate them along here.

This is where you come in cos we need your help.

When you see a cake getting to the end of the conveyor belt,

-you need to let Justin know.

-Hello!

So, I need you to shout, "Catch the cake!"

-Can you do that?

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

-Start the machine!

-Aha!

-Here we go.

-Here we go.

-Got the icing.

Oh, our first cake, everybody. I'm going to decorate it.

-I'll put some sprinkles on.

-Very good. Very good.

-What do we shout, everyone?

-CHILDREN:

-Pass the cake!

Pass the cake!

-Oh, yes. We got that one.

-Phew!

-Lovely.

We're almost professional cake bakers.

I do sprinkles.

-CHILDREN:

-Pass the cake!

Got it again there. One more for the box, thank you.

-Sir, we're doing very well, aren't we?

-I know.

We've got one more to fill the box. Yes.

-What do you say now?

-CHILDREN:

-Pass the cake!

Oh, I got it. Hooray!

Robert, look, we filled the first box.

Amazing, sir. Do you think we can go a bit quicker?

Well, why not? I mean, shall we speed the machine up a little bit?

-Yeah!

-There we go.

-Little Monster, speed things up a bit.

No, no, no! Too quick! Too quick!

Little Monster, slow it down!

CHILDREN SCREAM

ALARM RINGS

Stop it! We need to stop it! Ah! Ah! Stop it!

-MACHINE POWERS DOWN

-Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Oh!

Ah, another great memory, Little Monster.

Another chip checked and ready to put back in Robert.

-JUSTIN CHUCKLES

-Come on, Robert.

That's it. In it goes.

Ah! Ooh! Whoo!

I never thought I'd say this, sir, but you're doing a great job.

And, in fact, I'm starting to feel better.

Oh, yes, I might have spoken too soon.

Oh, no! Quick, Little Monster! Quick! The memory chips.

We need to check them quickly.

-WHIRRING

-Whoa! What's that noise? Ah!

-It was me!

-Oh!

Look, it's our neighbour and explorer next door.

It's Mac. She's back.

-# It's Mac

-It's Mac

-# She's back

-She's back

-# Shout it, everybody. #

-ALL:

-Mac is back!

Oh, it's good to be back. Hello, everyone.

-Hi, Justin.

-Hi, Mac.

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Ah.

Whoa!

THEY CHUCKLE

How are you diddling, Robert?

Oh, well, I am diddling very well, Mac.

-Let's go for this.

-Ooh!

Oh! I got it right.

Yes, well done, Robert. You got it right.

He is broken, Mac, I'm afraid.

Robert's memory chips have fallen out

-and so he keeps doing things very oddly.

-So I see.

Yes, I'm trying to fix him. You can help, actually, Mac.

We need to check his memory chips

-and then put them back into Robert.

-I'll help you, Robert.

-Ooh, well, how about we check this memory chip?

-Ooh, good idea.

Right, let's see what this memory holds.

Here's my book, everyone.

Ooh, this is a good one. Ooh, it's a bit dusty.

-There we go.

-Hey! Ooh!

-Hey.

-Ooh!

-You're sitting on the duster.

-I was, yes.

What are you sitting over there for?

That's better. Look, we're book buddies.

CHILDREN SHOUT OUT

Yeah. I know. Look, Little Monster's reading a book too.

-We're all reading. Fantastic.

-Yes, apparently, we are, sir.

Listen, we can all read books together quietly.

All right, quietly. Shh!

Well, I'm trying to read. What are you doing?

-I've got to hold the book.

-I know, my arm's in the way.

-Yeah, but if I... Get it off.

-Here we go.

HE LAUGHS

CHILDREN LAUGH

This is a really funny book.

HE LAUGHS

Oh.

Ooh! What's happened now? Oh, dear. That's very sad.

HE SOBS

-Have you got a tissue, Robert?

-There you are.

-Thank you.

-That's all right.

HE TRUMPETS

-Thank you, Robert.

-That's all right, sir.

-Ah.

Ooh! "And they all lived happily ever after. The end."

-There we go. Wasn't that good?

-Oh, rattling ratchets.

Captain Robot will never clean up the universe.

-Shall I read another book, everyone?

-No, no, no.

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

-No, no, no.

Sir, listen, why don't you find something else to do?

Something perhaps a little quieter?

Right, I'll be as quiet as a church mouse.

HE SQUEAKS LIKE A MOUSE

That's not really that quiet, sir.

Maybe I'll go to the kitchen and make a nice cup of tea.

-That's a marvellous idea, sir.

-Right.

-Would you like a cup of tea?

-No, I don't want a cup of tea.

Right. OK, we have to be quiet. Everyone go, "Shh!"

-CHILDREN:

-Shh!

Right, I've got to walk on the floor very quietly. No creaking.

FLOORBOARD CREAKS

-CHILDREN LAUGH

-Shh!

FLOORBOARD CREAKS

CHILDREN LAUGH

HONKING

-Shh!

-Oh, sorry.

ALARM RINGS

-Shush!

-All right.

PIANO NOTES SOUND

Shh!

-CHILDREN:

-Shh!

Come on, everyone. Join in!

PIANO NOTES PLAY JUSTIN'S HOUSE THEME

Sir! Please!

BOTH: Ah, what a great memory.

Oh! Well, that chip's working just fine.

Right, we need to put it back in Robert now.

OK, Robert, old pal. Stand still, will you? Thank you.

What are you doing?

Ah! Robert! Hey, Mac, I can't plug it in.

-He won't stand still.

-Oh, this is serious.

Ooh, I think I might have something in my backpack that will help.

Great! Shall we see what Mac has in her backpack?

Ready? Here we go. One, two, three.

-ALL:

-What's in the backpack, Mac?

-Something like that, yes.

Don't want that and not that and... Ooh, not that.

Aha!

-A duster?

-Oh, that's not a duster, Justin.

It's a tickling stick from the Tickle Tack Tutu Boing

whether their motto is keep calm and tickle!

-You see, tickling solves all kinds of problems.

-Give it a go.

HE GIGGLES

Oh! Mac, stop it. That tickles.

You're overloading my tickling circuits.

HE GIGGLES

Ta-da!

-You see? Now he is still.

-Well done, Mac. It's worked. Ha-ha!

There you go, Robert. In it goes. There.

How are you feeling now, old pal?

Ciao! Let's tango!

Hang on a minute. You're not supposed to tango.

Oh, my goodness, Little Monster. He's still broken.

There's only one more memory chip left to check. Come on.

We'll have to check it and see if we can fix Robert. Oh, there you go.

-So, sir...

-Yes?

-..what is your most magical memory?

Um...

Ooh! I've got it. Snow.

-Snow?

-Yes. The first time I ever saw snow.

-Oh.

Can you remember the first time that you ever saw snow?

-CHILDREN:

-Yes!

-Oh, it was a beautiful moment.

It was the wintertime and it was a very, very cold night,

but it was a magical night too.

Hello, Little Monster. Are you coming to join us?

Now, I remember kneeling up on my bed looking out of the window

and there I saw my very first snowflake.

Can you remember your first snowflake?

It was so beautiful.

I looked at it very closely

and then it floated down from the sky

and landed on my nose.

-Oh, sir, that's very pretty.

-Like that.

And then I saw another snowflake

and then I saw another snowflake and then another one

and pretty soon, everyone,

the whole of Justin Town was covered in snow.

Whoa! It was the most magical memory.

My very first magical memory, Robert.

Oh, it was snowing everywhere.

Oh! Oh, sir! Oh, it's snowing!

It's snowing!

Oh! Oh, sir!

Oh!

And that was my first magical memory.

Oh! Oh, sir!

-Isn't that amazing, eh?

-Oh!

Oh, sir, that was wonderful.

-Ooh-hoo! I love that memory.

-One, two and cha-cha-cha.

Yeah, so did I, but we need to get it back into Robert pronto, Mac.

-OK, I'll get him into position.

-Right.

-Then you plug it in.

-OK.

And a-one and a-two and a-three!

Well done. Well done. There you go, old pal.

Oh! Oh! Thank you, sir. I'm so sorry, Mac.

I was completely out of control.

I'm starting to feel much better now.

HE SPLUTTERS

-Ah!

-Ah!

Oh, no! He's even wonkier than ever!

But I'm sure I put all the memory chips back in correctly.

Little Monster, what are you doing? This is no time for cake.

HE TALKS NONSENSE

-ENGINE POWERS DOWN

-Oh, no!

What did you do, Little Monster? Oh, hang on a minute.

Oh, I see. It's Robert's on/off button.

ENGINE POWERS UP

-Oh! Whee! I'm fixed.

-Oh, yay! Hang on a minute.

-Are you sure?

-Oh, yes, sir. Absolutely sure.

You see, when you put back in my memory chips,

all I needed was a reboot to work properly again.

-BOTH:

-Reboot?

-Yes, you...

-HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

-..switch me off and on again.

-Oh!

-Yes, it was Little Monster who fixed me.

-Oh!

-Little Monster, you're such a clever little monster.

-Ha-ha!

Well done, Little Monster. It's good to have you back, Robert.

-How about a song to celebrate?

-Oh, a wonderful idea, sir.

Ready to fire up the old RMP 1 player?

Well, actually, sir, we've had so much fun

looking at all the memories, why don't we watch AND sing?

-Great idea! Whoo-hoo!

-Yay!

Whoo! Yeah! All right!

-And drums!

-Drums!

DRUM SOLO

And piano!

PIANO SOLO

All right! Whoo!

# When you're down and feeling glum You need a buddy or a chum

# They'll make you laugh, help you smile

# And keep you giggling all the while

Guitar!

-GUITAR SOLO

-Whoo!

# On a wet and rainy day, friends invite you round to play

# Hide-and-seek, maybe bake Share a piece of chocolate cake

# Friends are the best things They're the ones who help you out

# Friends are the best things we can sing and shout about

And drums!

DRUM SOLO

# On a hot and sunny day, friends invite you out to play

# Kick a ball, fly a kite

# Hug your friends with all your might

-Piano!

-PIANO SOLO

Clap your hands!

# Friends are the best things They're the ones who help you out

# Friends are the best things you can sing and shout about

Whoo!

# Friends are the best things They're the ones who help you out

# Friends are the best things we can sing and shout about. #

-Whoo!

-Doo-doo-doo!

-Give yourselves a cheer!

Oh, that was a good one!

You know what? It's been fantastic

reliving some of our best memories with you.

Uh, hold on, sir. I have one more memory chip.

It's a very special one from all of our friends at home.

-It's all of their favourite memories from Justin's House.

-Oh, great.

And... Ah!

I like when they recycled.

That's probably enough now, sir. Pop it in the recycling box.

-Whoa!

-CHILDREN SCREAM

I liked when the newspaper flew in.

Whoa! What was that?

It was really funny.

BOTH: We love Little Monster.

I laughed a lot when Little Monster got the trophy and ran away.

My favourite bit was when all the slime came on Justin's head.

Argh!

My favourite bit was when Justin got bubbles in his face.

-No! No!

-It's a bubble overload, sir.

I liked it when Mac and Little Monster

dressed up as aliens.

Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!

-BOTH:

-We liked the cake machine.

CHILDREN SCREAM

I liked it when the cakes went everywhere.

My favourite part was when Justin fell in the swamp.

Argh! Oh! Oh, Robert!

I really liked the drummers.

-BOTH:

-We liked Ow-wee the baby dinosaur.

Ow-wee!

I liked the Oogie Boogie plant.

CHILDREN SHOUT OUT

When they weren't looking, the Oogie Boogie plant stepped out.

CHILDREN SHOUT OUT

-Hello.

-Hello.

THEY SCREAM

Oh, what great memories!

Thank you to Mac, Little Monster

and a huge thank you to Robert!

And a very special thanks to you for visiting us,

and we'll see you soon in...

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

-Bye!

-Bye!

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