Dance Competition Justin's House

CHEERING

CHEERING

# A dustin' for Justin A dustin' for Justin

# A dustin' for Justin in... #

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

Hello, everybody!

Hello!

And welcome to...

Justin's House!

This is just the sort of day I like.

Nice, quiet tidying before I put my feet up.

No plans at all.

Oh, Little Monster, there you are.

Hello. I'm just having a bit of a tidy

and once I've got this place spic and span,

you never know, I might even have a bit of a snooze.

Oh, of course, yes, you can't snooze without Teddy!

In fact, I think I'll just settle down here and...

HE SNORES

-Robert!

-Oh! Oh!

-Ha-ha!

Hello, everyone!

CHEERING

Come on, hit it, let's dance. Here we go!

# Wiggle your bottom

# Shake and grin. #

It's Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju...

Justin!

Oh, lovely vocal warm-up, everyone!

Warm-up, sir? I was just saying what a nice, quiet day it is.

There's no need to warm up for that.

Talking of warm-ups, we should sing a song.

-Oh, very good, sir.

-Who wants to sing a song?

-ALL:

-Yes!

All right, fire up the old RMP1 player!

Firing up, sir.

-And...?

-Hit it!

-Hitting it, everybody.

-Come on, everyone, sing along.

-# Justin's House! #

-Yeah. All right.

-# Justin's House! #

-Here we go.

Oh, right, let's hear you.

# Justin's House Is the place you want to play in

# Justin's House You're my special guest today

# Justin's House It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House!

# There's Robert the Robot And Little Monster too

# And someone else But we think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# He's Justin!

# Yeah, and this is my place... #

Come on, everyone, sing along!

-# Justin's House... #

-I can't hear you!

-# Justin's House!

-You're my special guest today

# Justin's House! Is the place you want to stay in!

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House!

DING DONG!

# We sing here and dance here Play silly games too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# Funny and sunny Put a smile on my face. #

You're brilliant! Yes, you are.

You really are great.

Here we go! Loud as you can.

-# Justin's House!

-It's the place you want to play in!

-# Justin's House!

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in!

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House!

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

# Justin's House! #

-Well done, everyone.

-Well done, everybody!

Oh, Robert, what a fantastic day it's going to be today!

Why, sir? What are you so excited about?

Well, Robert, you see, it is time to tell you.

Drumroll, please.

Today, I have entered myself and Robert

into the Justin Town Dance Competition!

Diddling diodes, you've done what?!

I've entered us into the Justin Town Dance Competition.

It's happening right here in Justin's House!

The other dancers are on their way.

Oh, rattle me ratchets! What are we going to do?!

I haven't finished tidying and it's hardly a sprung floor.

There's nothing for it...

No, no, calm down, Robert.

There is no need to press the panic button.

You see, we'll dance as a pair and there'll be another dance pair

and there'll be a judge to find out

who's the best in the dance competition.

Oh, when you put it like that, it sounds rather fun!

Yes, all right, then, I have been known to enjoy a good wiggle.

I know, Robert. Let's see that wiggle.

Oh-h! Come on, everybody, let's see you wiggle.

Come on, everyone, wiggle your bottoms.

-That's it.

-Wiggling away.

-There we go.

-Oh-h!

Sir, now, you must calm down.

You have a tendency to get a little TOO excited.

-Sorry, Robert.

-If we're going to get the dance moves right,

we need to stay focused.

And if we're going to win, we must practise!

Practise? We don't need to practise!

I was born to dance!

Watch this spin, everyone.

Hey-up! Oh-h!

Look, we need to take this seriously.

Oh, look, Little Monster, you look fantastic in your new outfit.

Look, this isn't about outfits!

If we're going to stand any chance of beating the other couple,

we need to learn some proper dance moves.

Right, that's it, I am downloading a dancing app.

Oh, sounds exciting.

# Everybody dance... #

-Oh, dear!

-What's wrong, Robert?

Well, there are hundreds of different types of dancing, sir.

I mean, for example... there's tap dancing.

Ah, no need to worry. I know all about tap dancing!

Right, first of all, we need some taps.

Da-da!

And a one, a two, a three, four, five.

I put that on like that.

Oh, no!

LAUGHTER

-Oh, sir, no, that is not tap dancing, sir.

-What's tap dancing, then?

Let me show you, everybody.

Here we go, then we can try it together. And...

OK, I'll show you a little bit, then we'll try it together.

This is tap dancing.

I know, yeah.

OK, let's try it. Toe, heel, toe, heel.

Toe, heel, toe, heel. That's it, you're doing it! Keep going!

That's it, that's it!

-Take it, Justin.

-I can't, I've got a bucket on my foot.

-No, that's not tap dancing.

-What do you mean? Ah!

-Oh, Robert!

-Deary me.

What did I just say about getting too excited?

I'm sorry, Robert.

I do get excited every time I dance. I can't help it.

Come on, tell us about another type of dance.

Let me see what I can find.

-Oh, rock 'n' roll.

-Rock 'n' roll?

-Yes.

-Wow!

Oh, that's another dance I know all about.

-Would you like to see my rock 'n' roll dance?

-ALL:

-Yes!

What are you doing with that enormous rock, sir?

I'm going to show you something. Here we go. Ow!

Oh, my poor foot. Here we go. Rock 'n' roll.

Rock 'n' roll. Join in, everyone.

Rock 'n' roll, and again. Rock 'n' roll.

Oh!

-Oh, sir.

-Robert, help.

-Get this rock off me.

-That is not what rock 'n' roll is.

This is rock 'n' roll. Here we go, everybody.

Join in with us, everyone.

Come on, everyone. Let's see you dancing.

All right.

Spin me round. Yeah, all right.

Yeah! Play the guitar.

That's not rock 'n' roll dancing.

Come on, everyone.

-Sir!

-Yeah!

-Oi!

-What are you doing?

-Come here.

Now, what did I say about not getting too excited?

Sorry, Robert. I do get excited.

Sir, we're going to slow things down.

Let me see what I can find.

-Oh, the waltz!

-The waltz?

-I'm a master of the waltz.

-Oh, I say, sounds romantic.

Come on, everyone, join in with us.

-That's it, find a partner.

-Follow my lead, sir. Here we go.

Oh, yes, Robert.

Oooh!

-Robert!

-Well done, sir, you're waltzing beautifully.

I'm so excited, I could just go...

-Come on, let's see you dancing.

-What are you doing?

-Yeah, all right.

-What are you doing?

-Come on, jump up and down.

-This is not the waltz.

-Sir!

-Come on.

Now, look, if we want to win this competition,

you must calm down so that you can get the dance moves correct.

-Now, are you calm?

-I'm excited.

-Are you calm?

-I want to dance.

-Are you calm?

I'm calm.

And you're back in Justin's house.

-What happened, Robert?

-DOORBELL RINGS

-ALL:

-Who's at the door? Who's at the door? Someone better answer it.

Robert.

Hang on a minute, sir, I think you should get it

because I've got to put on my dancing competition outfit.

That is true.

Robert needs to get dressed for the dance competition.

Hang on a minute, everyone. Has Robert just tricked me?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Oh, wow, look, everyone.

It's the famous dancer, Mr Leo Tard.

Give him a big cheer.

Hello, Mr Leo Tard, are you here to host our dance competition?

Oh, yes, I am, darling, that's why I'm here.

So, let's get ready for the show, darlings. Take my coat.

-Robert, Robert!

-I'm coming, I'm coming.

-Oh, where did he go?

-What are you doing?

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

are you ready for the Justin Town Dance Competition?

-ALL:

-Yes!

OK, so, let's begin.

In today's Justin's House dance competition,

you will be performing in three different dance styles.

Three different dances?

And whoever dances the best will win the Justin Town Dance Competition

and the Justin Town Dance Competition Trophy.

-Oh, Robert, the trophy. It's so beautiful.

-It's so shiny.

May I now introduce to you

the first pair dancing in today's competition?

Please give a Justin's House welcome to Blake and Charise!

-Hang on a minute.

-How long have they been up there?

You didn't tell me we've got lodgers.

-Oh! Wow!

-We're in trouble.

Thanking you. Now, introducing our second pair of competitors.

That's us, that's us.

Ladies and gentlemen, give a massive Justin's House welcome to

Justin and Robert.

Hi!

-I'm first.

-Get off!

-Hang on a minute. Hi.

Amazing.

Now, I have chosen the judge who will decide who is the best dancer.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

give a massive Justin's House welcome to Little Monster.

-Little Monster.

-Good choice.

Robert, Little Monster is judging the competition.

I think we've got a really good chance.

Now, let's begin the dance competition with dance number one.

This dance will be...

The waltz, the waltz, let it be the waltz,

-we're really good at the waltz.

-If you say so, sir.

-Irish dancing.

-Irish dancing? What's Irish dancing?

Well, it's a little bit like the tap dancing

we did earlier, but keep your arms pinned to your sides

-and try and keep up. Follow me.

-I say!

IRISH MUSIC PLAYS

-What now, Robert?

-Round we go, sir.

-What are they doing?

-We need to jump higher, sir. Keep jumping.

-Grab their hands. That's it.

-Hey!

-Well done, well done.

-That was incredible, darlings.

You were jumping higher than dancing kangaroos!

But let's find out what our friends thought.

Give a big cheer if you enjoyed the Irish dancing!

ALL: Yeah!

Amazing. Now let's see what our judge thought.

We're going to go to Little Monster who will decide who won

dance number one. Little Monster.

Hi, Little Monster, we love you.

The winner of dance number one is...

-Justin and Robert.

-Hooray.

Robert, did you hear that?

We won the first dance. Little Monster, thank you.

It's very good, but don't get too excited, we haven't won yet.

So, Justin and Robert are in the lead after dance number one

but that could all change after dance number two.

The next dance they will be performing is...

The waltz, the waltz, let it be the waltz.

We're really good at the waltz.

-The tango.

-The tango? What's the tango?

Come here, sir, come here.

Oh, they're very good.

I don't think I can do that, sir.

TANGO MUSIC PLAYS

Oh!

-Wait in there, sir.

-What are we going to do?

-Hold on to me and try and keep up.

-Here we go.

-Here we go.

TANGO MUSIC PLAYS

They're coming! Out the way, out the way.

All right, we can get back in this, sir. Here we go.

What are you doing?

Can't hold you.

-I've dropped my rose.

-Quick, the rose, the rose.

Give them a massive round of applause.

APPLAUSE

Oh, my goodness, darlings,

the tango is a dance that we do standing up,

-not laying in a heap on the floor.

-We can explain.

Now, friends, let's see what you thought.

Make some noise, cheer loudly if you enjoyed the tango.

-ALL:

-Yes!

Amazing! Once again, let's see what our judge thought.

It's over to Little Monster.

Who has won dance number two?

Oh, oh...

Thank you.

I can't look!

The winner of dance number two is...

Blake and Charise!

-Oh, well done. Well done.

-I don't believe it.

We lost the second dance and we danced like a dream.

Yes, I'd have said it was more of a nightmare, sir.

So, the dancers have won one dance each. Whoever wins the final round

will win the Justin Town Dance Competition

and the Justin Town Dance Competition Trophy!

Now, my darlings, for the final dance of the competition,

it will be...

Let it be the waltz, we're really good at the waltz!

..the waltz!

-Oh, oh, sir.

-Hooray!

Try to stay calm and don't do anything silly.

Remember what happened last time.

-I'll be calm.

-All right, you can do this, sir. Here we go.

WALTZ MUSIC

-There's a turn.

-Yes.

-Now, stay calm.

-Oh, lovely, Robert.

-Well done, sir. You're doing beautifully.

-Yes.

-Keep it up. Here we go.

-All right.

-That's it, sir.

-Keeping calm.

-You're doing marvellously, sir.

-Thank you, Robert.

-Beautiful.

-You're doing it, sir!

-I am!

-You're waltzing.

Oh, I'm so excited.

-Come on, let's go, everyone!

-What?

GANGNAM STYLE-TYPE MUSIC

-No!

-What is this?

All right!

-No!

-What is this?

-Come on.

-What are you doing?

-Stop it!

-Oh, yeah!

-Stop it!

-Behave!

Oh, my goodness!

Never in all of my life

have I ever been involved in anything quite like this.

Now, Little Monster, have you decided who has won the competition?

Thank you very much.

-The winner of the Justin Town Dance Competition...

-Yes...

-..and the Justin Town Dance Competition Trophy is...

-Ohh...

..Blake and Charise!

-Well done!

-Hooray. We've won!

I'd like to thank my mother and my dog, Bluebell, and I...

Wait a second! We didn't win, did we, everyone?

-ALL:

-No!

-No, sir.

I tried to explain, sir, you just got too overexcited.

First you did this...

GANGNAM STYLE-TYPE MUSIC ..and then you did this...

GANGNAM STYLE-TYPE MUSIC

And I don't even want to talk about...

GANGNAM STYLE-TYPE MUSIC

Well, you forgot, I did this as well.

GANGNAM STYLE-TYPE MUSIC

-But what's your point?

-Oh!

Now, Little Monster,

it's that time when you must present the shiny trophy to our winners.

Blake and Charise, step forward, please.

Little Monster, take it away.

-Oh!

-Little Monster!

Where she's gone, everybody? Can you see her?

-I'm sorry, Mr Leo Tard.

-She's up there. I see her.

Where is she? I don't know.

She's in the clock. I'll get her.

-Did you get her?

-Where is she?

Can you see her?

Oh, quick, I'll get her.

-Give it back, Little Monster.

-Get it, sir.

Hurgh! Hnngh! Arrgh!

Don't worry, everyone. I've got the dance trophy.

It's so beautiful and shiny and I'll just... Hooray!

-Sir...

-Oh, yes, you're right, Robert.

We didn't win the trophy.

Blake, Charise, well done to you.

-I...

-Sir...

-A big round of applause for Blake and Charise!

-ALL:

-Yay!

Sir, come here.

I am very, very proud of you.

We may not have won the dance competition

-but you were a very good loser. That's just as important.

-I know.

And everyone enjoyed the dancing, didn't we, everyone?

-ALL:

-Yes!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-You just got too overexcited, didn't you, sir?

-I did.

Darling, it happens to us all.

I was dancing once and I got a little bit overexcited myself,

and I did a very simple move and split my trousers,

something like this.

TROUSERS RIP

-Oh!

-Oh!

-Let's have a look.

-Oh, no!

-That's what you call the splits! Oh, dear.

-Very good, sir. Very good.

Well, don't worry about it. The dance competition may be over

but that doesn't mean we have to stop dancing, does it, everyone?

No!

JAUNTY TUNE PLAYS

-# Let's wibble!

-Yeah!

# And wobble

# It's lots of fun to do

# And let's wobble and wibble

# You can join in too.

# If you're feeling down, if you're feeling low

# Jump in the air and go, go, go

# Let's wibble and wobble

-# It'll make you feel as good as new... #

-Copy us, everyone.

Jump to the left, come on, come on

# Jump to the right and make you feel all right

-# Touch your toes!

-Oh!

# You know how it goes

# Jump in the air and go, go, go! #

Here we go!

# Let's wibble and wobble

-# It'll make you feel... #

-Come on, everybody, let's do some dancing!

-Here we go.

-Who's going to dance?

All right! Yeah, let's dance!

-Come on, everybody. Good wibbling-wobbling.

-There we go.

Here we go.

# Let's wibble and wobble

# It's lots of fun to do

# Let's wobble and wibble

# You can join in too

# If you're feeling down, if you're feeling low

# Jump in the air and go, go, go

# Let's wibble and wobble

# It'll make you feel as good as new

# Let's wobble and wibble

# It'll make you feel as good as new! #

Air guitar, everyone. Come on, let's see you.

-Air guitar. Come on.

-Yeah! Have you had a good time today?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Thank you so much for coming. Let's hear it for Blake and Charise.

CHEERING

Mr Leo Tard! Little Monster!

Robert! And a huge cheer for you!

CHEERING

-Hooray!

-And we'll see you next time in...

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

-Bye!

Even though Justin and Robert didn't win, they still have fun dancing.

I laughed a lot when Leo ripped his trousers.

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ALL: Justin's House!