Granny Justina Justin's House

CHEERING

# Dustin' for Justin Dustin' for Justin

# Dustin' for Justin In Justin's house! #

CHILDREN: Justin's House!

-Well, hello, everybody!

-CHILDREN: Hello!

-And welcome to...

-CHILDREN: Justin's House!

Yes, indeed. Justin's House. I am so happy to see you all.

Now, I am just making sure that the house is totally spick and span

because Katy from I Can Cook and Granny Justina

are visiting for tea and cake.

Yes, Little Monster's got a picture of Granny Justina.

Well, Little Monster, I am so excited

because Katy makes the most delicious cakes,

and, well, Granny Justina, she just gives the best hugs.

-I can... Oh!

-CRASH!

Hey!

Hello, everyone!

CHILDREN: Hello, Justin!

Come on, hit it! Let's dance! Up on your feet, come on!

# Wiggle your bottoms Shake and grin

# Yeah! It's J-J-J J-J-J-J

-# J-J J-J-J

-CHILDREN: Justin!

Hey, good to see you all here in Justin's House.

-Has anyone seen Robert anywhere?

-CHILDREN SHOUT

Oh, Robert, what are you doing there?

What have you got that on your head for? Let me help you. Hang on.

That's better. I don't know. Honestly...

Now, Robert, while we wait for our special guests,

-who wants to sing a song?

-CHILDREN SHOUT

-Robert, fire up the old RMP1 Player.

-Firing up, Sir!

-And...

-Hit it!

Hitting it, everybody!

Come on, everyone, let's see you dancing! Yeah! Whoo!

All right! Ha ha!

# Justin's house! #

Come on, everyone - sing it out, loud as you can!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's house

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in!

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# There's Robert the Robot And Little Monster, too

# And someone else We think you know who!

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

# He's...Justin!

# Yeah! And this is my place Sing it out loud, here we go!

-# Justin's House

-is the place you want to play in!

-# Justin's house

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in!

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# We sing here and dance here Play silly games, too

# But it wouldn't be fun If it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on my face

# You're brilliant!

# You really are great. #

-Here we go!

-Here we go!

-# Justin's House

-Is the place... Louder!

-# Justin's House!

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House!

-Is the place you want to stay in!

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House!

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

# Justin's House! #

-Give yourselves a big cheer!

-Well done, everybody.

Do you know what, Sir?

All of that singing has got me so hungry for caaaaake.

All right, calm down.

And I can't wait for Granny Justina to arrive for a big hug.

DOORBELL RINGS

BOTH: # Who's at the door Who's at the door

# Someone better answer it!

CHILDREN: # Robert, get the door! #

I would love to, everybody,

but I'm busy practising my hug technique for Granny Justina.

Oh, of course.

Never interrupt anyone while they're practising their hug technique.

-No.

-Save me one, yeah?

Wait a second! Has Robert just tricked me?

Yes!

I don't know...

Oh, Look, everyone! It's Katy from I Can Cook.

-Give her a big cheer.

-CHEERING

-Hello, Katy.

-Hello, everybody. Hello, Justin. Hello, Robert.

Hi, Little Monster. Is Granny Justina here?

I'm really looking forward to seeing her.

She'll be on our way any second,

-because she's got a big hug just for you.

-Yes! Fantastic!

Katy, may I ask, are those some of your delicious cakes in there?

-Certainly are, Robert.

-Mmm! Cakes!

All right. We all know that Robert loves cakes.

I don't know... Oh!

They do smell delicious. I can't... I can't handle any more!

I've got to tuck in. Let's go!

Oh!

-Oh!

-Justin!

We've got to go and finish decorating the cakes

-before Granny Justina gets here.

-Well, why didn't you say so?

Cake setter-uppers at your service.

Oh, yes, and I shall help, too!

Right, let's go and set up the cakes, then.

-Let's go. Come on, everyone!

-Yeah!

-There we are. Are you ready, Justin?

-I'm ready. Here we go.

-UPBEAT SAMBA MUSIC

-Plate.

Plate.

Another plate.

And one more.

Cake.

Cake.

Cake.

Cake.

Sprinkles, here we go.

Sir, you've got...

Oh! Justin! No!

-Robert. There you go.

-Thank you.

My cakes!

-Robert!

-Oh, sir!

I got them, I got them!

MUSIC CONTINUES

-MUSIC STOPS

-Oh!

-Wait!

-What is it?

-We can't eat the cakes without Granny Justina, can we?

ALL: No!

That was close! Yep, you're right, Katy.

We really should wait for Granny Justina to arrive, don't you think?

-OK, let's wait, then.

-All right, let's wait.

TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK...

JUSTIN YAWNS

-She really is taking a long time, isn't she?

-Yes.

-Yeah.

I forgot to put the cherries on top of the cakes. Oh, no!

Little Monster, will you help me put the cherries on the cakes

-while we wait? OK, let's go.

-Thank you, Katy.

-But hurry back with the cakes.

-I will.

Robert, out of interest, old pal,

when you sent the invite to Granny Justina to come over,

what time did you tell her to arrive?

But I didn't invite Granny Justina. I thought you did.

JUSTIN LAUGHS

But I didn't invite Granny Justina. I thought you did.

-But if I didn't invite her...

-..and I didn't invite her.

-BOTH: Then nobody invited her!

-Get over here!

What will we do? Katy's so looking forward to seeing

Granny Justina for one of her famous hugs.

And she's gone to such trouble to make those cakes.

We've got to do something!

-Are you OK over there?

-Yes, fine.

-Absolutely fine. Lovely.

-The cakes are looking brilliant.

Katy will be so disappointed if she doesn't see Granny Justina,

and if she doesn't, then we can't have our cake fest.

We won't be able to have cake.

Don't worry, because I have got a brilliant idea.

-You have?

-Yes.

How about I disguise myself as Granny Justina?

That is the most...

ridiculously brilliant idea ever! Then Katy won't be disappointed,

and we'll still get to eat those delicious cakes.

-See you in a minute, Robert.

-I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

-Everything OK, Robert?

-Oh, yes, everything is fine, Katy.

No problemo, everything is tickety-boo.

I don't want to interrupt you putting the cherries on those cakes.

-GRANNY VOICE:

-I'm ready!

Oh, hello!

Oh! I'm just coming down. That's it. Oh!

SHE CHUCKLES

Hello, everyone. Oh, right, there we go.

Oh! Look at all of our friends here. Who am I, everyone?

-CHILDREN SHOUT:

-Granny Justina!

Is that Granny Justina? Where's my famous hug?

Come here, Katy.

-Yes, lovely hug.

-That was a very strong hug, Granny Justina.

Oh, yes. Still got it.

Actually, you look a bit different, I'm not sure what it is.

-Maybe you're younger, somehow.

-Erm, oh, no. I'm not any younger.

-Am I, everyone?

-CHILDREN SHOUT: No.

Robert has just invented a new anti-ageing cream. Yes, well done.

Yes, that's right.

Brilliant! if you keep this up we're home, dry and filled with cake.

-AEROPLANE OVERHEAD

-What was that noise?

CRASH! CAT MEOWS

-It's me!

-Look, everybody!

It's the Explorer and neighbour from next door, Mac! She's back!

# It's Mac, she's back

# Shout it, everybody Mac, she's back! #

Oh, it's good to be back. Hello, everybody!

CHILDREN: Hello!

Mac, how good to see you! Would you like some of my cakes, too?

Wowzer, yes!

I've just got back from exploring, and I am really hungry.

Now, Mac, may I introduce you to Justin's genuinely real

and in no way fake granny, Granny Justina?

Oh, right, me! Yes. Hello.

Lovely to meet you, Mac.

-Oh!

-Oh, that's good!

-Oh, I say!

-What!

Wowzer! Granny Justina!

-Well, I didn't know that you knew our special handshake.

-Oh, yes.

Justin teaches me all the ways of Justin House.

-You and Justin sure do look alike.

-Er, yes. Yes.

-Justin gets his dangerously good looks from me, you know.

-Ooh!

-So where is Justin, by the way?

-Ah, yes. Swimming.

-He's brushing his hair.

-Yes.

-But enough of that.

Mac - why don't you tell us about one of your latest adventures?

-Yes!

-Yes. Who would like to find out what Mac has got in her backpack?

-ALL:

-What's in the backpack, Mac?

Ooh, well! I have got the most perfect thing for the cake fest.

Ah, let's just have a look in here. And here.

I have been exploring the cream caves of Creamington,

-where the cream keepers collect their creamiest cream!

-Wow!

And I brought some back with me. Oh, it goes great with cake!

Oh, it sounds wonderful, Mac. Can I have a look in your backpack?

Ah!

-Oh, I'm so sorry, Granny Justina!

-Let me take another look and I'll...

Ooh!

-Come here.

-Look, everyone.

Why don't we have the cakes without the cream today?

-Take a seat. I'll bring them over.

-Lovely idea.

-Yes, thanks, Katy.

-Let's tuck in.

Oh, that's a great idea. So Mac, how you doing, old pal! I mean... Oh!

-Yes, how are you, young lady? Ooh!

-Hang on a second!

-Yes?

-You're not Granny Justina!

-No, I'm not. It's me. Justin. Look!

Oooooh!

-Oh, it IS you, Justin.

-Yes.

Katy and Granny Justina were meant to be coming over

for tea and cake, only Justin and I forgot to invite Granny Justina.

That's right, so I'm pretending to be Granny Justina

-so Katy can have her hugs.

-Oh, right.

-So you're PRETENDING to be Granny Justina.

-Yes.

-Oh.

-Ssssh!

Just pretend.

-Er, Katy? Are the cakes ready, love?

-They are.

-We're really hungry.

Come on, then. Let's go and sit down

-and have some lovely cake and tea.

-Ooh, yes.

-Shall we?

-Ah!

-Yes.

Ooh! Hey! O-hoo-hoo! Er...

ALL: Oooh!

-Here we go.

-Here we go. Oh, yes.

-Finish these ones off, quick.

-Oh.

-And look, it's Little Monster. Hello, Little Monster.

Are you wanting one of my famous hugs? Oh, lovely to see you.

-That's lovely. Let's have a nice relaxing...

-Oooh!

Um, Katy! Katy! Perhaps we need some more plates in case we want seconds.

I think that they are just in the cupboard down there.

-Look! Little Monster has taken my wig!

-Where's the wig gone?

Where is she? Can you see her?

I missed her!

-I got it!

-Put it on! Oh, quick. I can see the tag.

-All right.

-I've got the spare plates.

-Oh!

-Here we go.

-Oh-ho-ho! Lovely. Yes.

-Lovely.

-Are you OK?

-Oh, yes. I've just got a healthy glow about me.

Yes, anyway. Is it time to, er, eat some of these delicious cakes now?

-Well, I...um...

-There we are. Yes.

Ready? Here we go.

WAIT!

-ALL:

-What?

We can't have the cakes without Justin.

-Oh, yes, of course. We need Justin here, don't we?

-Yes.

-Well - ahem!

-Maybe I'll go and get him, all right?

-All right.

-Won't be a minute.

Bye-bye, everyone!

-Ah, hi, everybody! Justin's back!

-D-d-d!

-What?

-Er, Katy, Katy!

Er, perhaps we should have some tea with our cake

and the teacups are just in the cupboard down there.

-Going well, isn't it?

-Sir, your wig!

-What now?

I haven't got my wig... Ahh! I've still got Granny Justina's wig on.

-BOTH:

-We know!

-Well, what are we going to do?

-I don't know!

-Catch!

-Well, I don't want it!

-Ooh, Robert! Catch!

-Got it! Here we go, everyone.

-Oh, that's lovely.

-Ooh!

-Robert, you look a bit different.

-Yes, you know.

-Just trying a new look.

-Right.

-Anyway, enough of that, Katy.

-Shall we get on with eating the delicious cakes?

-Oh, yes. Yes.

-That one there's yours.

-There we are. Right. Here we go, everyone.

WAIT!

-ALL:

-What?

We can't have the cakes without Granny Justina!

Oh, yes. Of course. Granny Justina!

Yes. She went to go and get you, Justin.

-I'll just tell her you're back.

-No, no, no! Wait. Please, Katy.

-Sit down. You've done lots of work.

-OK.

-I'll go and get Granny Justina.

-See you later, everyone.

-Yes. Bye.

Ah! Oh!

-Aaaa!

-What, what?

-Sizzling solenoids! Y-y-yuh!

Oh, yes. Cool, cool! Thumbs up!

Er, perhaps we should use the other teapot.

-The spotty one.

-What's the problem, everyone?

Sir, you forgot your wig!

Ooh! I forgot my Granny Justina wig! Quick! Give it to me!

-Hud-do-do-doh!

-Heh!

-Hud-do-do-doh!

-It's stuck!

-Stuck? What are we going to do? Help!

-Oh, no. Bucket, bucket!

Oh, yes. Put the bucket on, quick! Oh!

-It's full of rubbish.

-Never mind, put it on!

-Oh! Ha-ha!

-Got it.

-Oh, right, right. Got the tea.

-Oh, Granny Justina!

-I say, that's a new look.

-Oh, yes. Thank you, yes.

This is my new bucket hat

and it's part of the granny fashion range this season. Yes. Ha-ha!

Oh, that's lovely.

Right, shall we eat these delicious cakes?

-I think we should, yes.

-Ah! There we are. Right.

-You ready, Robert?

-Just about, yes.

WAIT!

-ALL:

-Oh, what?

Don't tell me - we can't start without Justin.

-Of course.

-I'll go and get him.

I don't know... Urgh!

I'm all right. Right, off I go. Oh, um, Katy.

Is that young lady over there waving at you?

-RIPPING

-Argh!

Oh, dear! Ahem. Ooh! Ooh!

Ah, that's better. Now, I've just said hello to Justin.

OK, ask if he wants some cake.

Ah, yes, I didn't ask him that. Won't be a second.

Hi, everybody. Ha-ha! Ahem, I mean, hi, everyone.

I really don't want any of your cake. Thank you!

-Yes, you see - you heard it, Katy. He doesn't want any cake.

-Yes.

-And all the more for me...veryone else.

-OK.

-All right, well, if you guys are sure.

-Oh, yes.

-Absolutely...positive.

-All right.

-Let's sit down and eat some cake.

-Oh, good idea.

-Of course.

-I think I could do with a lie-down.

-Ah!

-Let alone a sit-down.

-OK, then.

-There we go.

-Oh, lovely.

-Finally.

-Yeah, here we go.

-Ah. DOORBELL

# Oh, who's at the door?

# Who's at the door? Someone better answer it. #

Oh, Robert. Get the door.

I'd love to, but you see, Justin usually gets the door,

because it is his favourite thing.

Er, yes, but Robert - as we all know,

Justin is asleep in your workshop, isn't he?

That's right, but you see, it was such a convincing granny disguise,

-I thought you actually WERE Granny Justina!

-Oh, hold on!

Did I just hear you say something about a Granny Justina disguise?

-Ah!

-Did you hear that, Little Monster?

-No, no, no.

-Robert's just got his wires crossed.

-Yes.

I probably need my batteries changing.

-DOORBELL

-I'll go and get the door.

-Good idea.

-Now is this a disguise, or not?

-Oh, Katy from I Can Cook.

I don't believe you. Honestly!

Of course I'm Granny Justina, aren't I, everyone?

ALL: No!

I am the one and only Granny Justin...!

ARGH!

Hello, dear! Hello, everyone!

ALL: Hello, Granny Justina!

Oh, hi, Granny Justina. How are you?

I'm very well, but Justin, dear, tell me this.

Why are you dressed up like me?

Ah, good question. Well, the thing is...

ALL TALK AT ONCE

Wait! I can explain.

ALL: You can?!

Yes, I can. You see, Granny Justina, what happened is Justin was dressing

up as you because he didn't want to upset me that you weren't here

because Robert and Justin didn't invite you.

-I see!

-Sorry, Granny Justina.

Katy, did you know all along?

Yes.

ALL: But, how?!

I knew when you gave me that hug.

It was a lovely hug, Justin, it really was,

but it wasn't a Granny Justina hug.

No! Come here, you!

Aww, Granny Justina, the best hugs ever!

-That is more like it.

-I'm sorry I was pretending, Granny Justina.

Katy, why didn't you tell us?

Because it was so much fun, wasn't it, everyone?

ALL: Yes!

-Why don't we just have a big group hug, eh?

-Let's coorie in!

Oh, that's fantastic! But hang on.

There's just one more thing that I want to ask.

If Robert didn't invite Granny Justina here,

and I didn't invite Granny Justina, then who do you think,

everybody, DID invite Granny Justina?

-ALL SHOUT

-Who?

-Who?

You're right! It was Little Monster, of course!

-Oh, Little Monster!

-Come here, Little Monster, let's have a hug.

Oh, fantastic! A big cheer for Little Monster!

ALL CHEER

Well, now we are all here,

can we finally sit down and eat some of this delicious cake?

Right. Oh, that's lovely.

Oh, wait!

ALL: What?!

Well, you know, Justin, my favourite thing about coming

to your house is having a song and dance with all your friends.

Oh, of course. We have to do that first, what were we thinking?

Put it down! It's all right, we'll come back to the cake.

-Come on, everyone, let's do one last dance.

-Here we go!

-Ready?

-Robert, fire up that delicious RMP1 player.

-Firing up, sir!

-And hit it!

-Hitting it!

-MUSIC PLAYS

Come on, let's see you dancing!

Yeah!

All right, here we go!

# Come along, sing along

# Play along with our instrument song Go, Justin!

# You can be a pop star with the rock guitar. Let's see you!

# Come along, play along

# Play along with our instrument song

# You can get a cool tone from a slide trombone

# You can play high and low on the piano. Here we go!

# You can be a smash with your cymbal crash

# You can play rum-te-tum on your rock'n'roll drums

# You can be a pop star with the rock guitar

Let's see you!

# Come along, play along

# Play along with our instrument song

# Come along, play along

# You'll play along with our instrument song! #

-Well done, everybody!

-Have you had a good time today?

ALL: Yes!

Thank you so much for coming.

Let's have a huge cheer for our special guests.

-We've got Granny Justina and Mac!

-CHEERING

-Little Monster!

-CHEERING

-Katie and Robert! And you!

-CHEERING

And we'll see you next time in...

-ALL: Justin's House!

-Bye-bye!

I liked it when Justin dressed up.

I liked it when Little Monster took Justin's wig.

Robert made me laugh.

You can carry on the fun on the CBeebies website in Justin's House!