Just Us Justin's House

MUSIC

QUACKS

NEIGHS

THEY CHEER

ROBERT YAWNS

# Dusting for Justin

# Dusting for Justin

# Dusting for Justin in Justin's... #

I can't hear you!

One more time. Oh!

Sizzling solenoids. Where is everybody? There's nobody here.

Oh, Little Monster! Wake up!

Wake up! Little Monster, where is everybody?

D-d-d... What are you doing? No, don't go back to sleep!

Where is everyone?

Actually, I think my batteries could do with a recharge as well.

All right. Powering down.

JUSTIN YAWNS

-Robert!

-CABBAGES!

Hi, everybody! I'm here.

YAWNS

-Hit it!

-No, sir, wait! Oh, dear.

# Wiggle your bottoms Shake and grin

# It's J-j-j-j-j-j-j J-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j

# Justin! #

-Oh, hello.

-Hello.

-Where is everybody?

-I was trying to tell you, sir. Nobody's here.

Well, I mean, what are we going to do?

-Well, I don't know. May I?

-Yes, of course.

-All right.

-THEY YAWN AND GROAN

BOTH YAWN

Oh, Robert. I just had the funniest dream.

I dreamt all our friends came to visit us and we had lots of songs

and funny dances and lots of fun.

And the singing, sir. Don't forget the singing.

YAWNS You're right, Robert.

We always sing a song... YAWNS

..with all of our friends, don't we?

Why don't you fire up the old cradle and...

-Hit it.

-Firing up, sir.

-And hitting it now.

-Let's go. DOORBELL RINGS

# Justin's House!

-All right!

-# Justin's House!

-Whoo! Yeah!

-# Justin's House!

Yeah, ready. Here we go, everyone! DOORBELL RINGS

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House... #

# There's Robert the robot and Little Monster too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face

-# He-e-e-e-e-e-e's Justin! #

-Yay!

# And this is my place... # Come on, everyone, sing along!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House

# We sing here and dance here Play silly games too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on our face

# Yo-o-o-ou're brilliant

-# Yes, you are

-You really are great

# Little Monster!

-# Justin's House!

-Is the place you want to stay in

-# Justin's House!

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House!

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House! #

-One more time.

-I think they want to, sir.

-# Justin's House!

-Is the place... # Come on! Sing it!

-# Justin's House!

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House!

-The place you want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here in

-Justin's House!

# Everybody's welcome here in Ju-u-u-usti-i-i-in's...

# Justin's House! #

Give yourselves a big cheer! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

SNORES

-Oh, yeah.

-Eugh!

# Justin's House! # Come on, everyone.

Oh, sir, do excuse me for snoozing on your shoulder.

I've no idea why I'm feeling so tired today.

My batteries feel well and truly drained.

And I don't understand where all of our friends are, Robert.

I mean, they're still not here.

Unless... I know! They must be hiding!

-Hiding? But where?

-I don't know but we're going to have to find them.

-Come on, Robert. Off we go.

-Right.

-Ah-ha!

-Now, where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are.

-Oh, sir!

-Such mess!

-Let's see now.

I'm sure they're not hiding on the shelves.

-Let's have a look. They're not over here.

-Oh, sir.

Oh, Little Monster. Have you seen our friends anywhere?

They're very good at hiding, aren't they?

Sir, I'm not sure they're hiding at all.

Me neither. In fact, all of this seeking and looking about

has made me very tired.

I may just have a little lie down, Robert, and see if...

SNORES

Sir, we need to stay awake in case our friends arrive...

YAWNS

JUSTIN MUMBLES

Oh, that's a good idea. Hope they get here soon.

I miss playing with our friends.

THEY YAWN Such good times.

Goodnight, Little Monster. THEY SNORE

-Come over here.

-What, sir?

-All of our friends have dressed up for you.

-ALL: Yes!

-So they have.

They're wearing really funny, zany, clowny outfits. Aren't you?

-Don't you look wonderful?

-Yes!

-You look amazing.

Right. Is everyone ready to make the funniest faces ever?

ALL: YES! We'll start with the fizzle-wizzle scruncher. OK?

Ready, everyone? One, two, three, go!

JUSTIN LAUGHS

Yes, yes, yes. Hilariously funny, sir.

Ah. OK. Don't worry, everyone. Let's go for the smiley-wiley, OK?

Ready, everyone? Smile away!

-Oh, that's so funny!

-Yes. Yes. Absolutely hilarious.

Is Robert laughing? ALL: No!

-This is harder than I thought.

-It's hilarious.

All right, everyone. It's plan B.

Get ready to do your best monster faces.

Come on over here, Robert.

We're going to need Little Monster's help. Here she is.

There we are.

OK, Little Monster.

Everyone else, give Robert your best funny monster faces.

I'm not going to laugh. I'm sorry.

This is the funniest face-off ever, isn't it, everyone?

Whoa! Lug nuts!

Oh, Robert. You've been sleep tidying again.

-Good job, Robert.

-JUSTIN SNORES

-Oh, dear. Sir, wake up!

-Whee, yeah! Whee, yeah!

Whoa! Little Monster, Robert. Are our friends here yet?

No, sir. Not yet.

Well, wake me up when they get here.

-No, sir. Wake up!

-Yeah! Whoa!

Wait a minute. I've just had a brilliant idea.

While we're waiting for our real friends to arrive,

why don't I download a noisy friend app?

That way it can do all of the laughter and cheering

and all of the wonderful sounds our real friends do.

That's a brilliant idea! Now, let's give it a go.

I'll be me and Little Monster and Robert, you can be our friends.

Very good, sir. Downloading Noisy Friend App.

ROBERT MAKES STRANGE NOISES

ROBERT LAUGHS

Justin's House!

-Get the door!

-SQUEAKS

-Noisy Friend App downloaded.

-OK, good work.

Now, normally our friends laugh loudly at my hilarious jokes.

-If you say so, sir.

-Yes, they do. So here goes.

-Get ready for the best joke ever.

-Prepare to laugh hilariously, sir.

This is exciting. What do you call a monkey with bananas in his ears?

-LAUGHTER

-Hilarious joke, sir.

-No, no. I haven't finished yet, Robert.

-Sorry, sir.

ALARMS Whoa! What's going on?

I'm sorry, I'm having a bit of trouble with it.

RANDOM NOISES

Oh, Robert! Quick, delete the whole app.

Delete the app. Delete the app. Delete the app.

NOISE SLOWS AND STOPS

How was that for you, sir?

-It was exhausting, Robert.

-Yes, I don't know what happened, sir.

It almost drained my batteries entirely.

YAWNS

Thank you for trying, Robert, but whilst that was fun,

it's much more fun laughing with our real friends.

-I couldn't agree more.

-THEY YAWN

Oh, dear. SNORES

I think I've seen it. Wait a second! Ahem!

I need to get a bit closer.

That looks like my tent, only smaller. Is that my tent, everyone?

-ALL: YES!

-I'm terribly sorry, sir.

-Don't worry, Robert.

You know, you've got to remember, a rambling ranger never...

ALL: Gives in! ..gives in, that's right!

Oh, yes. I'll squeeze into that tent, won't I, everyone?

ALL: NO! What do you mean, no?

I didn't get my Squeezing Into Small Places badge for nothing.

Yes, I remember. It took me two days to get you out of there, sir.

Get out of it! Right. Where's the tent? Here we go.

I think I'll start with my feet first.

-Would you like some accompaniment, sir?

-That would be lovely.

-Thank you, Robert.

-Here we go.

-MUSIC

-No more mess...

-HORN

-Oh!

-Oh! What was that?

Was that all of our friends?

-It's me!

-Well, it's certainly one of our friends, sir.

It's the explorer next door. It's Cat! She's back!

Wahoo!

-# It's Cat!

-It's Cat!

-# She's back!

-She's back!

-# Shout it everybody

-Cat is back! #

-THEY ROAR

-Hi, Justin. Hi, Robert.

Hi, Little Monster. Oh, it's good to be back.

I've just got back from a huge adventure

and I'm completely exhausted.

Whoa!

Well, you're always welcome to relax here, Cat.

Good to see you, Cat.

I was starting to think nobody was going to visit us today.

-Where is everybody?

-I'm afraid they're not here, Cat.

It's very unusual. They are very, very late.

Well, maybe you forgot to send the invites out, Robert.

Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat. No.

I invited everybody personally.

Maybe we should send out some more invites, just to be sure.

-Thank you.

-Great idea, Justin. I'll help.

-No!

-Here you go. Lovely.

-I invited everybody already.

THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE

Let me do it! Whoa!

Oh, Robert! Now look at the mess you've made.

-Me?

-Oh, come on. Let's tidy up.

-All right.

-Thank you, everybody.

-YAWNS

You know I always like to try and keep a tidy and...

-YAWNS

-..spotless house for our friends.

THEY ALL YAWN

Do a bit more tidying and then...

Don't worry, Robert. It's your special day.

We'll have this place cleaned up in no time, won't we, everyone?

THEY CHEER Yeah, we will.

-This time I will help.

-Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Robert, relax and... What does he have to do, everyone?

-ALL: Take it easy!

-I'm trying!

Don't worry, we'll get it tidied up.

In fact, you've got a secret cleaning substance, haven't you?

-Watch this, Robert.

-We'll have this place shipshape in no time.

Yeah, we will! Everybody take a mop. You all need one.

-There you go, Justin.

-Thank you very much. Have you got one?

-OK. There you go, Justin. I need one.

-You need one.

-There you go, Justin.

-You need one over there.

-And then one for Justin.

-Oh, thank you. You have that one.

Thank you, that's great.

Enough with the mops!

LAUGHTER

So, what's the modern pirate about town using

as a cleaning product these days?

Only the most modern and sophist-om-icated item there is -

-seaweed!

-Oh!

-Brilliant!

-Seaweed? You can't clean up mess with seaweed!

Oh, yeah? OK, case and point, that mess over there.

-What, you mean my special Robot Day card?

-Uh-huh.

-Huh!

-ROBERT GASPS

And now it's gone.

Magic!

Oh, that is brilliant!

Right, let's get cleaning!

That's it, off you go. Relax. Relax.

Very good.

Come on, lads, off we go. Ha-ha!

MUSIC PLAYS Yeah!

-ALL:

-A-harr!

A-harr!

Ugh!

Oh!

LAUGHTER

Come on, lads.

Let's do this!

-ALL:

-A-harr!

A-harr!

A-harr!

Ta-da!

What do you think, Robert?

Pretty clean and tidy, hey?

-AUDIENCE:

-No!

ROBERT CRIES

JUSTIN GIGGLES

Oh, thanks for waking me up, Little Monster.

Are our friends here now?

-No, sir.

-Oh.

And I still don't understand why my batteries feel so drained.

-CAT YAWNS

-Wait, Robert, now you mention it,

I think I've got something in my cat-pack

-which might explain everything.

-Ooh!

Shall we find out what's in Cat's cat-pack?

-After three - one, two, three.

-BOTH:

-What's in your cat-pack, Cat?

-Oh.

-Uh, it is in here somewhere.

-Ah-ha!

-Oh!

Wow, what's that?

I once visited the Tick Tock tribe of Click Clock Cove.

Wow! That's amazing.

Sir, the Tick Tock tribe make tiptop clocks.

Wow, let me have a look. Oh, yes, it's very ornate.

-CLOCK CHIMES

-Wait, Justin!

-Aah!

-CAT LAUGHS

-Oh!

-I forgot to say it's a water clock!

-Oh!

But hold on a mechanical minute.

Sir, the clock, it says it's the middle of the night.

-CAT GASPS

-Exactly, Robert!

And Tick-tock clocks are never wrong,

so it must be the middle of the night.

-OWL HOOTS

-Oh, I thought I was a bit sleepy.

Oh, no wonder our friends aren't here yet.

They're not too late at all, we're up too early.

Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.

I was so excited about all of our friends visiting

I must have got us up too soon.

-Oh!

-No wonder we're all so tired.

-CAT YAWNS

-Actually, I'm really tired, too.

It was a very long trip back.

Oh, well, I can't wait to have more fun with our friends...

So much fun with our friends.

JUSTIN SNORES

-Hi, everyone! AUDIENCE:

-Hi!

LAUGHTER

This really is a very funny comic.

Surprise!

Yay!

Woo! JUSTIN LAUGHS

-ALL:

-Justin is the messiest in Justin's House.

I think that Justin should help Robert tidy up

because, then, that means it's fair.

My favourite bit was when Justin was cleaning

and all he was doing was making a mess.

LAUGHTER

-It's good, isn't it, Robert?

-Oh!

-No, no, sir.

-Don't worry, I'm all right.

You sit, take it easy.

LAUGHTER There we go.

That's good, isn't it?

Very good. Am I doing well?

Oh! LAUGHTER

My favourite bit was

when Justin got the gunk on his face.

My favourite part was when Justin spilt gunk all over him.

It was funny when Justin got gloop all over him.

I need a big squeeze, you guys. After three, everyone. Ready?

-ALL:

-One, two, three.

-That's it.

SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER Oh!

LAUGHTER

Ah!

LAUGHTER

I like watching Justin's House

because it reminds me of playing with my friends.

I like it because I get to be silly.

I loved it when it was snowing.

-Snowballs!

-Woo!

Oh! Snowballs! Come on! Oh!

-Who's throwing at me?

-Oh, yeah!

Snowballs!

I don't believe it!

Snowballs!

Here we go!

JUSTIN SNORES

-AUDIENCE:

-Wakey-wakey!

-Oh!

-Oh!

There you all are. Hello!

-Oh, it's so good to see you all. Oh, we missed you.

-We certainly did.

Everything's better when you share it with friends, isn't it, everyone?

-EVERYONE:

-Yes!

-Also, it's good to share a song.

-Who wants to sing a song?

-Yes!

-Oh, me! Me, I do.

Robert, fire up the old RMP1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

-And what do we say, everyone?

-ALL:

-Hit it!

MUSIC PLAYS Yeah, let's go!

Let's see you dancing! All right!

Woo, yeah! Whoa, yeah! All right!

Drums!

Woo! All right!

Piano!

# When you're down and feeling glum, you need a buddy or a chum

# They'll make you laugh Make you smile

-# Keep you giggling for a while. #

-Play the guitar, everyone.

# On a wet and rainy day

# Friends invite you round to play

# Hide and seek, maybe bake Share a piece of chocolate cake. #

-Woo!

-Cake!

# Good friends are the best thing They're the ones that help you out

# Good friends are the best thing you can sing and shout about. #

-Go!

-Drums!

# On a hot and sunny day

# Friends invite you out to bake Kick a ball, fly a kite

# Hug your friends with all your might. #

-Come on!

-Piano!

Let's sing and play the piano, everyone!

All right!

Woo!

# Good friends are the best thing They're the ones who help you out

# Good friends are the best thing we can sing and shout about. #

Play the guitar, everyone!

-Drums!

-Drums!

Piano!

Come on, clap your hands!

# Good friends are the best thing They're the ones who help you out

# Good friends are the best thing you can sing and shout about

# Good friends are the best thing They're the ones who help you out

# Good friends are the best thing you can sing and shout about. #

Yay!

-Give yourself a big cheer!

-CHEERING