Robot Day Justin's House

Quack, quack, quack!

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Baa!

APPLAUSE

# Dusting for Justin

# Dusting for Justin

# Dusting for Justin

# Dusting for Justin in... #

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

Well, hello everybody.

-ALL:

-Hello!

And welcome to...

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

-Yes, indeed.

And what a clean and tidy House it is today.

There's nothing I like more than making sure everything

is clean and tidy and spotless for Justin.

-It's one of my favourite things in the world.

-Little Monster!

What? Little Monster?

Oh, yes. It's Little Monster.

-Say hello to Little Monster, everybody.

-Hello!

Hello, Little Monster.

Little Monster, I've just tidied up this bit

and I've told you before about digging things from the garden.

Oh, dear. Wait a minute.

Flowers?

For me?

Oh, thank you.

And a card!

Oh, look at that, everybody.

How pretty! Shall I have a look inside and see what it says?

-ALL:

-Yes!

-All right.

Oh, "Dear Jobert". Really?

"Happy Robot Day. Love, Little Monster."

-Aww!

-Oh! Little Monster, you remembered.

Come here, you little sausage.

Mwah! Oh, thank you. Do you know what?

I should probably explain, everybody.

You see, today is Robot Day,

when you're supposed to think of that special robot in your life

and give them a day to remember.

Yes, indeed.

Shh!

-ALL SHOUT

-What?

Justin!

Oh, no, no, no.

Justin never remembers. No.

Every year, it's always the same.

Justin never, ever remembers Robot Day.

Robert! Surprise!

Whoo!

Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!

Hi, everyone. Let's hit it! Come on. Here we go.

# Wiggle your bottoms Shake and grin... #

Everyone!

# It's J-J-J, J-J-J

# J-J-J-J-Justin! #

Yay!

-Are you having a good time? ALL:

-Yes!

Ah, lovely to see you. Hiya, Little Monster.

Ha-ha, ha-ha!

And hello to you, Robert, on your special day.

It's Robot Day.

A big cheer for Robert.

ALL CHEER

Sir, you remembered!

I know. Yes, I OCCASIONALLY have forgotten in the past.

-Every year.

-All right!

But that's why I want to make your special day today extra special

and a day to remember.

Thank you, sir!

Now, Robert, what would you like to do first?

-I think I'm going to finish my cleaning and tidying.

-Uh-uh-uh!

Robert, it's your special day, remember. It's Robot Day.

-Do you think he should be dusting and tidying? ALL:

-No!

No, I'll look after Meredith, thank you.

-And hand over the other one.

-I don't know what you mean, sir.

Open your box up. Come on.

Aha!

-There it is.

-Yes, there's mini Meredith. Thank you.

Mini Meredith. Very good.

Robert, and the other one. Come on.

How Do you know about Tiny Tracy?

Ooh!

Ooh. Right.

Aha!

There it is.

-Thank you very much.

-Be gentle.

There we are. Now, what better way to start your Robot Day

than with a song with our friends?

That would be a lovely way to start the day.

I can do the cleaning and tidying after.

-Go on. Let's start with a singsong.

-Who wants to sing?

-ALL:

-Yes!

OK, Robert. Come on. Fire up the old RMP1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

-And what do we say, everyone?

-ALL:

-Hit it!

-Hitting it now!

Come on, let's do this. Yeah. Here we go.

All right. Everybody dancing.

-No dusting, no dusting.

-It's a reflex action.

No, no, no. Stop it. Come on, everyone. Let's hear you.

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here in

-Justin's House. #

Whoo! Yeah!

# There's Robert the Robot and Little Monster too

# And someone else - we think you know who

# He's funny and sunny has a smile on his face

# He's...Justin!

# And this is my place! #

Woohoo! All right! Yeah!

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guest today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here in

-Justin's House

# We'll sing here and dance here Play silly games, too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny put a smile on my face

# You're...

-# Really great!

-You really are great. #

Let's see you dancing. Come on! Here we go.

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here in

-Justin's House. #

One more time, everyone.

It is Robot's Day.

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-Is the place you want to stay in

-# Everybody's welcome here in

-Justin's House

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

# Justin's House. #

Give yourself a big cheer. APPLAUSE

Oh, brilliant.

What a marvellous way to start Robot Day.

I'm just going to clear up. Just these few things.

What are you doing?

And then we can really, really start to enjoy ourselves.

Uh-uh-uh! Thank you very much.

I'll take that, thank you.

Robert, it's your special day.

It's Robot Day, isn't it, everyone?

-ALL:

-Yes.

There'll be no cleaning or tidying for you.

LAUGHTER

I don't mind cleaning and tidying. I was telling everybody.

Cleaning and tidying is one of my favourite things.

Robert, you need to take it easy!

-Ooh!

-What does he need to do, everyone?

-ALL:

-Take it easy.

Take it easy. See?

I suppose it would make a change to put my feet up for a minute.

But if I'm not going to do the tidying, who's going to?

Well, I didn't want to say, Robert,

but who do you think should do all the tidying and cleaning?

-ALL:

-Justin!

Yes, little old me! Aw!

This should be interesting.

And you're going to do it on your own, are you?

Well, not all of it. I have asked the help of Little Monster.

D'you think she should help me?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Aw, Little Monster!

You look fantastic. I mean, Robert, what could possibly go wrong?

-And it begins...

-Ha-ha!

Now, you just sit back there and relax.

I'm going to put my pinny on.

There we are. LAUGHTER

-Nice, sir.

-Thank you. What are you laughing at?

-It's not funny!

-It's pretty.

This is my little apron.

I don't know. Right, I need to put these on, too.

-Very good. I've got my own.

-Oh, yes.

Right, are we ready to dust and clean, everyone?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Let's get cleaning!

# Cleaning for Robert

# Dusting for Robert

# Cleaning and dusting for Robert

-# On...

-Robot Day! #

Yes!

# Robot Day, Robot Day Robot Day... #

Here we go!

THEY LAUGH

Ooh, ooh, ooh! Sorry.

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Good, isn't it, Robert?

Oh, sir!

Take it easy!

There we go!

Good, isn't it? Very good!

Am I doing well? Ho-ho! Oh!

Don't worry, I'll be fine. Yeah, we'll be all right.

Sir, sir!

-Oh, sir!

-Don't worry. I'm doing well, aren't I?

Oh, ooh!

There we go.

Ooh!

Leave Dave alone!

I'm doing very well.

Oh, sir! What are you doing?

Oh, no!

Ta-da!

Oh!

Er, sorry, Robert.

Don't think I don't appreciate your efforts. I mean, I do. I...

I really, really do, but I mean, look at the mess you're making.

-Why don't you just let me finish off the tidying?

-Hang on a minute, no.

You're supposed to be relaxing and taking it easy.

but sir, I like cleaning and tidying,

and how can I clear up all this mess without a broom?

Robert needs to relax, doesn't he?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Yeah. You need to take...it...easy!

Oh...!

Oof!

Oh, well, sir, I'm not sure I CAN take it easy

with all of this mess.

Don't worry. Little Monster and I came up with a brilliant idea.

We've got two friends we're going to call

to come over to help us to dust and clean. Shall we call them?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Friends? What friends?

Don't worry, Robert! Relax. You're in safe hands.

-All right.

-Now what's the number, Little Monster?

Oh, yes. That's your thumb so it must be one. OK, here we go.

KEYPAD TONE Oh, it's ringing. Here we go.

PHONE RINGS

Hello. "Hello, Justin. What do you want?"

Well, I was wondering if you could come over.

You see, it's Robot Day. "Oh! Is Robert relaxing?"

Yes, he is, and we need your help to dust and clean.

I've made a bit of a mess. CLEARS THROAT

Would you like to come over and help us?

"I'd love to, Justin. See you soon." Oh, OK. Bye. "Bye!"

They'll be over in three ticks.

TICK-TICK-TICK

DOORBELL RINGS Come on, everyone.

# Who's at the door? Who's at the door?

-# Someone better answer it. # ALL:

-Robert, get the door!

Well, I would love to get it, everybody,

but you see I'm being very busy

figuring out the best pose to take it easy.

-There we go. Nailed it.

-Yes, OK, Robert.

Never interrupt a robot when he's relaxing on the couch.

Hang on a minute.

-Did Robert just trick me? ALL:

-Yes!

I suppose it IS Robot Day. We'll let him off this time.

Right. Let's see who it is.

Oh, look, everyone!

It's Cook and Line from Swashbuckle! A big cheer.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Justin!

-Hello. Thank you for coming. BOTH:

-Happy Robert Day, robot!

-BOTH:

-I mean... Happy Robot Day, Robert!

We got you some treasure. Ta-da!

-I wrapped it myself.

-Thank you! What is it? Silver? Gold?

-One of Gem's jewels?

-Even better!

It's a slimy seaweed sandwich

that I've been treasuring in my pocket all week!

And I added me extra slime in it just for you on your special day.

Oh. Well, thank you so much. I mean, it's so...

-SNIFFS

-..ni-i-i-ice of you.

Well, I mean, how could I possibly resist?

-Oh, look over there. Is that a flying squid?

-What? Where?

Om-nom-nom-nom. Oh, oh. Oh, lads. That was quite exceptional.

Thank you so much. Yes. Lovely.

So, how are you enjoying your Robot Day, Robert?

-Yeah, you having a relaxing time?

-Chilling out?

-Taking it easy?

-Not exactly, no.

-Of course he is! He's having a fantastic day.

He's taking it easy, putting his feet up, no dusting,

no cleaning and Little Monster and I are just about to prepare

-Robert a special Robot Day tea.

-Oh!

A Robot Day tea? That sounds more like it!

-BOTH:

-May we?

-Please, lads. Please.

BOING!

BOING!

BOING!

BOING!

-Got to watch out for that, lads.

-All ready for my tea and cake.

-Tea?

-Yes, please. Milk and two sugars.

-No problem. Just coming right up.

Wait a second, Cook, Line. I called you up to help me clean and tidy.

Not sit there and eat cake and tea. Come on over here, you two.

-All right. Us pirates are always ready to help.

-We are? Oh, yeah.

We arrgh!

-Is there anything I can do to help, sir?

-No, Robert.

Just put your feet up. Relax.

Uh-uh. That's not for you, thank you, Cook.

Now you can go over there and help Robert relax.

-You know, with some of your spa sea treatments. BOTH:

-Aye, aye, captain.

-BOTH:

-I mean ma'am. I mean Justin.

-Get out of here! Over there.

-OK, OK. Right.

All I want you to do, Robert, is lay back...

-ROBERT BEEPS AND BUZZES

-..and relax.

-Oh!

-Let Cook and Line loosen up those sprockets.

-Sprockets!

-Yeah, I'm not sure this is a good idea.

-Worry not.

Captain Sinker loves our spa treatments.

-More like our slop treatments!

-I don't like the sound of that.

Now, Robert, I want you to close your eyes.

-Listen to the soothing sounds of the sea.

-Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!

Now, lets stretch deep into those inner bolts.

-And stressed out spigots.

-Ooh!

-LOUD BOING

-Oh, actually, lads.

Now you mention it, I think my spigots were quite stressed.

That's lovely, boys. I've never felt quite so...

SNORES

Oh, Robert! Your special tea and cake is ready!

-BOTH:

-Shh!

-What? Oh, look!

-Is Robert asleep, everyone? ALL:

-Yes!

Wow. Cook and Line's spa sea treatments really did work.

Well done, guys.

I suppose Robert can have his tea and cake a bit later on, can't he?

Aw, look at him. He's all fast asleep.

No! Little Monster, wait!

You can't take the cake! Where did she go?

-Where did she go?

-Where did she go?

-THEY SHOUT

-# Little Monster... #

Where did she go? THEY SHOUT

# Little Monster...

-Where is she now? Where?

-# Little Monster... #

THEY SHOUT

Argh! What's happening? Is this part of the treatment?

-How are your spigots?

-You good and relaxed now?

Never mind me spigots!

Nibble me neurons! How long was I asleep? look at this mess!

Don't worry, Robert. Don't worry. It's your special day.

We'll have this place cleaned up in no time, won't we everyone?

-ALL:

-Yes!

-Yeah, yeah. We will.

-Yes. Yes. This time I will help.

-Ah-ah-ah-ah.

Robert. Relax and... What does he have to do, everyone?

-ALL:

-Take it easy!

-I'm trying!

-Yes, don't worry. We'll get it tidied up.

In fact, you've got a bit of a secret cleaning substance,

-haven't you?

-Don't you worry.

-Watch this.

-We'll have this place ship shape in no time.

-Yeah.

Everybody take a mop. You all need one.

-There you go, Justin.

-Thanks very much.

-Have you got one?

-There you go.

-Oh, thank you.

-I need one.

-You need one.

-There you go.

-Thanks very much.

-You need one. And then one for Justin.

-Thank you.

-Hang on, you haven't got one.

-You have that one there.

-Thank you, that's great. Lovely.

-ENOUGH WITH THE MOPS!

So, what's the modern pirate about town

using as a cleaning product these days?

Only the most modern and sophisto-ma-cated item there is.

-Seaweed!

-Oh, brilliant!

You can't clean up mess with seaweed!

-Oh, yeah? Case in point, that mess over there.

-What?

-You mean my special Robot Day card?

-Uh-huh.

LOUD SPLAT

-And now it's gone!

-Magic!

Oh, that is brilliant! Right, let's get cleaning!

That's it. Off you go. Relax. Relax.

-There you go.

-Come on, lads. Off we go! Yeah!

MUSIC

ALL: Ah-harr!

ALL: Ah-harr!

Come on, lads!

Let's do this!

ALL: Ah-harr!

ALL: Ah-harr!

ALL: Ah-harr!

Duh-duh! What do you think, Robert?

Pretty clean and tidy, eh?

-ALL:

-No!

ROBERT WAILS

Robert, please. You don't have to thank us.

I mean, sir, don't think I don't appreciate your efforts but,

-I mean, look at the mess!

-Mess? What mess?

-All I can see is lots of lovely green seaweed!

-No, guys.

Robert's right. We need more seaweed. That's the one.

-Do you think we need more seaweed? ALL:

-NO!

-No, no! Not more seaweed!

You know what, I think our friends are right. Look.

The place is messier than ever.

Robert, do you think it's my fault a little bit?

-Yes!

-ALL:

-YES!

Oh, dear. I was trying to do my very best to make it so special

on your special day. You know, Robot Day!

It's not quite how I thought my Robot Day would turn out, sir.

You're right, Robert. Of course. It is YOUR special day.

And that means that YOU tell us what YOU would like to do.

If you really want to know, sir,

cleaning and tidying is one of my favourite things in the world.

-Really?

-Yes, really. I do like cleaning and tidying.

-Really, really?

-Yes. Really, really.

And what I'd really, really, really like to do

is get this place sparkling new and tidy.

Well, in that case, Robert, you can! CHEERING

-BOTH:

-You can!

-Wait, he can? Yes!

-Oh, that's wonderful. Thank you, sir.

But, Robert, is it OK if me, Cook and Line help you tidy up?

Oh, yes, sir. It's better than OK.

It'll be like a cleaning and tidying party.

Or a tidying and cleaning party.

-Even better!

-Wait, hold the phone.

A party consisting entirely of tidying and cleaning?

That's what I call a Robot Day!

Come on, dust off the old RMP1 player.

-Spick and span as we speak, sir.

-And let's have a party!

-What do we say, everyone? ALL:

-Hit it!

-Hitting it now.

MUSIC Come on, let's see you dancing!

All right. Thank you.

Yay! Whoo!

# Wave your arms Let's see you wave your arms

# Come on, stamp your feet

# Wiggle your bottoms Yeah

# To the party beat Whoo!

# Can you feel the party beat?

# It's the sound of dancing feet

# Jellies wobble Balloons go pop

# Pass the parcel till it's time to stop

-# Here we go

-Come on

# Wave your arms Yeah

# Come on, stamp your feet Whoo

# Wobble your bottoms

# To the party beat. #

Whoo! Come on, Robert. Here we go!

# Come on in join the party beat... #

Whoo! Let's see you dancing!

# Move your feet Whoo!

# Throw the seaweed Dance and shout

# Have some cake and blow the candles out. #

Come on, let's see you dancing!

# Wave your arms

# Come on, stamp your feet

# Wiggle your bottoms

# To the party beat Yay!

# Wave your arms

-Yeah!

-# Come on, stamp your feet. #

Here you go, Justin!

# Wobble your bottoms Whoo

# To the party beat

# It's Justin's party beat. #

Yay! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Have you had a good time, everyone? ALL:

-Yes!

Thank you so much.

Let's have a huge cheer for our special guests Cook and Line!

CHEERING

Little Monster! CHEERING

And the biggest cheer ever for my very best friend,

it's Robert on Robot Day!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And give yourselves a big cheer. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And we'll see you next time in...

-ALL:

-Justin's House!

When Justin pushed Robert down on the sofa!

My favourite bit was when Justin was cleaning.

When Justin put all seaweed on Robert.

My favourite bit of Justin's House was where he...the party at the end.