Kazoops! Special: Middle of Somewhere Kazoops!

Hi, I'm Monty.

# He's a boy with a big imagination... #

And this is Jimmy Jones.

# Meet the pig who's truly a sensation... #

He's my best friend.

# He's always wondering why

# Kazoops

# Kazoops

# Kazoops

Come on, let's go.

# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say... #

Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

# Just imagine, and they're on their way... #

Woohoo!

# On an adventure of discovery and play

# Kazoops

-# Kazoops. #

-Just imagine...

Monty, Jimmy Jones, Flora,

grab your bags and wave goodbye,

it's time to go on holiday!

Woohoo! Coming, Mum.

Come on, Flora.

Thanks for inviting me on your holiday, Auntie Violet.

Oh, it's our pleasure, Flora.

-Great to have you aboard.

-OK, everyone, buckle up.

-We'll see you there, you two!

-Mm-hmm.

Hang on to your helmet, Jeanie!

Hee-hee-hee! Ready, Gran.

ENGINE SPUTTERS

Oh. Oh! Gah!

-That doesn't sound good.

-Oh, you'd better drive ahead.

-We'll catch up once I've fixed Old Pat.

-OK, Gran.

Come with us, Gran - we can make room in the car for you both.

Move over, Jimmy Jones.

-Sorry, Monty, there's just no room.

-Oh...

-Keep in touch on your phone.

-OK!

-See you poolside!

OK, good luck!

I wish we could all travel together.

It's not the same without Gran and Jeanie.

Hey, Gran will get the bike fixed in no time.

-Oh...

-Everything all right, Flora?

-Yes, just thinking.

-SNORTS AND GRUNTS

SAT NAV: Please make a U-turn and go in the opposite direction.

Er, no, that's where our house is.

The fish are complaining about the yoghurt again.

Oh, dear, I think the sat nav's on the blink, Stan.

-Let's have a look at the map.

-I'm sure it'll be fine in a minute.

Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.

-Ha-ha!

-Ha-ha!

-Er, where is the map?

-I didn't bring it.

-What?!

-Because we have a sat nav.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Don't worry, I shall use my sense of direction.

Next stop, the holiday camp.

Woohoo!

Oh! Come on, girl.

Do you think we'll be on our way soon, Gran?

Old Pat hasn't let me down yet.

Hmm.

Nice octopus tree.

Really? Where?

Whoa!

-Are you sure this is the right way, Stan?

-I think so...

Whoa!

-Oh, look out for that mud, Stan!

-Oh! Hey!

Oh, dear.

Gah! Mud...

Must...push...

-Oh...

-Hmm.

It's SO stuck.

I'd better call Gran and let her know we're stuck.

-BEEP

-Oh, there's no signal!

So how will Gran and Jeanie know where to find us?

-I'm not really sure.

-We're stuck in the middle of nowhere.

How can we be nowhere?

Look around - nothing and nobody.

Hmm, I've never taken a photograph of nowhere before.

-CLICK!

-Ooh!

Hmm.

-Ah...

-SNORTS AND GRUNTS

Mum thinks we're in the middle of nowhere,

but, hang on, is there really such a place?

SNORT!

I mean, surely everywhere is a somewhere, right?

Kazoops, Jimmy Jones!

Are you ever actually in the middle of nowhere?

Just imagine...

We really are in the middle of nowhere, Jimmy Jones.

Wait, maybe it's not as deserted as it seems.

It's Floyd the flamingo!

# It can feel like you're in the middle of nowhere... #

Ooh!

# But you're always there in the middle of somewhere... #

Come on, Jimmy Jones!

# Because everywhere is someone's home

# Everywhere is somewhere, you know

# There's a lizard on a rock lying in the sun

# That's what he likes to do for fun

# When it gets cold he goes downstairs

# To a nice warm home down there

# A monkey likes to swing from the coconut tree

# And he only stops when he's getting thirsty

# He'd never want to live any other place

# Look at the smile on his face

# It can feel like you're in the middle of nowhere

# But you're always there in the middle of somewhere

# Because everywhere is someone's home

# Everywhere is somewhere, you know

# A busy little crab lives down on the sand

# Scurrying around the only way a crab can

# The water is clear and the sand is white

# He's having a lovely time

# If you stop and look around

# There's always life to be found... #

-Hi!

-# You might be somewhere far away

# But it's nice to know you're somewhere

# It can feel like you're in the middle of nowhere

# But you're always there in the middle of somewhere... #

Oh, that is so cool.

# Because everywhere is someone's home

# Everywhere is somewhere, you know

# Right in the middle of somewhere we'll go. #

Ha-ha-ha!

-Do you know, we aren't in the middle of nowhere.

-Oh?

We're in the middle of somewhere,

because everywhere can be a home for someone.

-So this might be someone's home.

-Sure! Someone who could help us.

SNORTS AND GRUNTS

You know, I think you might be onto something, Monty.

-This track must lead somewhere.

-Come on!

OK, well, I'll just stay here and look after the car, then.

Bye, Uncle Stan.

Bye.

-Gah! Come on, girl.

-Fingers crossed.

Arms crossed.

Eyes crossed.

ENGINE TURNS

Alive! Old Pat is alive.

Woohoo! Yeah!

-Ooh!

-Oh!

SNORTS AND GRUNTS

-What a pretty butterfly.

-Ha-ha, keep up, Jimmy Jones.

Looks like you were right, Monty.

Let's see if there's someone in who can help us. Hello?

SNORTS AND GRUNTS

What is it, Jimmy Jones?

ENGINE ROARS Whoa! What was that?

What is it, Auntie Violet?

My instincts tell me whatever is in that barn is OK.

What's an instinct?

It's like a feeling inside that tells you

-if something is good or bad, safe or not.

-Hmm.

Kazoops, Jimmy Jones, can instincts really tell you

if things are good or bad?

Just imagine...

Look, Zappa the robot. How are you doing?

# Walking along there's a ladder up ahead

# We could walk right underneath or go around instead

# Instinct says it's safe to stay out of the way

# Gee, I'm glad I did - I'd be covered in paint... #

Around the ladder. Good instincts!

# There is something in the air Rain is coming soon

# Even though the sky is mostly blue

# Instinct says to run for cover Head under a tree

# Sure enough, the rain starts suddenly... #

I had a feeling that was going to happen.

# Follow your instinct It's looking out for you

# It's that little voice that tells you what to do

# Your instinct's there to guide you, it's your shining light

# Listen to your instinct and you'll be all right... #

I guess robots don't have instincts.

# If you see a dinosaur Instinct might say run

# Then change its mind when it sees someone fun

# Instinct, it looks like something could be afoot

# If you're feeling game It probably will... #

Do your instincts say it's safe?

# Follow your instinct It's looking out for you

# It's that little voice that tells you what to do

# Your instinct's there to guide you, it's your shining light

# Listen to your instinct and you'll be all right... #

The baby ducks' instincts tell them to follow their mum.

And how to swim on top of the water.

But the fishes' instincts tell them how to swim UNDER the water.

And your instincts always help you find food, Jimmy Jones.

# Follow your instinct It's looking after you

# It's that little voice that tells you what to do

# Your instinct's there to guide you, it's your shining light

# Listen to your instinct and you'll be all right. #

You have great instincts, Jimmy Jones.

SNORTS AND GRUNTS Ha-ha-ha!

So, instincts really can help you decide

whether something is good or bad.

DOOR CREAKS

# La-dee-dee. #

-Hello, my dearios!

-Hi!

-Hiya!

-Hello!

SNORTS AND GRUNTS Ha-ha, onions! I should have known.

SNORT, SNORT!

Jimmy Jones' instincts told him there was food in that barn.

-And that it was all friendly.

-SQUEAL!

-Oh, welcome to Tricklebank Farm.

-Hello.

-Sorry to disturb you.

-Oh, nonsense, visitors are always welcome here.

-SNORTS AND GRUNTS

-Ho-ho! He's a cheeky one.

That's Jimmy Jones, and this is Flora.

-Hello.

-And I'm Monty.

-And I'm Farmer Tricklebank. You nearly missed me.

Oh! I was just off to harvest my hayfield.

Can I take a picture of your tractor, please?

Mm, snap away.

Mm-hmm.

We were wondering if you could help us. Our car's stuck down the lane.

We're on our way to a holiday camp. But we're lost.

And worse than that, Gran and my sister Jeanie aren't with us

-and won't know where we are.

-Oh, what a pretty pickle.

So we would really appreciate your help pulling our car free.

Of course, my dearios!

Hop aboard and show me where you are.

ALL: Thank you! SNORTS AND GRUNTS

Come on!

SNORT, SNORT!

Up you get, Jimmy Jones.

Hold on tight, here we go!

-Are you OK, Flora?

-I'm having a lovely time.

It's just, I feel bad about being in the car instead of Gran and Jeanie.

Why do you feel like that?

Well, Monty's really missing them, and I'm here instead of them.

Oh, it's such a squeeze with Jeanie and Gran in the car too,

so it's much easier for them to follow us on Old Pat.

I just think Monty wishes they were here instead of me.

You know, Flora, sometimes things aren't what they seem.

Ha-ha! Gotcha!

-Maybe ask Monty how he feels.

-Hmm... Maybe.

-Ready, Farmer Tricklebank.

-All righty. Come on, old girl.

ALL: Hooray!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Ho-ho! There's life in this old tractor yet.

Thank you so much.

Woohoo!

-How long until we catch them up, Gran?

-Ha-ha!

With your father driving,

we'll be with them before you know it.

Your farm is so beautiful, Farmer Tricklebank.

You're not wrong, young Flora. But it's hard work, too.

Every year it gets tougher to do it all by myself.

Oh, well, have a lovely holiday, my dearios!

-We will. Good luck with the harvest!

-Bye!

-Goodbye!

-Goodbye!

-Ready, then, everyone?

-Yes.

-Yes, Uncle Stan.

I really wish we had a map, Stan.

Mm... Time to go!

-Wasn't Farmer Tricklebank kind?

-Yes.

-And her farm was so lovely.

It was, wasn't it? Dad, will the holiday camp be as nice as the farm?

Yes, it'll be the perfect holiday. There will be a pool with loungers.

-But is that what makes a holiday perfect?

-What do you mean, Mont?

Can't doing something different from what you do at home be just as good?

-Well, they do say a change is as good as a holiday.

-Huh?

It means doing something different can feel as lovely

and relaxing as a holiday.

Hmm.

The pool and loungers do sound like a great holiday, Jimmy Jones,

but if Mum says a change can be as good as a holiday, maybe we don't

need the pool and loungers as long as we're doing something different.

SNORTS AND GRUNTS Kazoops, Jimmy Jones!

Is there another way we can have a great holiday?

Just imagine...

Whoa, Jimmy Jones, where are we? SNORTS AND GRUNTS

Are onions all you think about?

# Sometimes it's nice to clean up your spaceship

# And change things around

# Then when you're done it feels brand-new

-# What a refreshing thing to do... #

-Cool!

# Fly a kite because you always wanted to fly one in the air... #

Oh, yeah!

# What a nice change to try something different

# I'm so relaxed watching it up there... #

Got you, Suzy!

# A change can be as good as a holiday

# A change is as good as a rest

# A change can really be such a perfect way

# Of feeling all refreshed... #

We've never done this before, Jimmy Jones!

# Take a tap class, it's a break from the usual everyday routine

# It turns out that you're quite a natural

# You're better than you ever dreamed

# Try something challenging like white water rafting

# Or stand on the other leg

# An oil change can be quite refreshing

# A swim in a shoal instead... #

Ha-ha! Woohoo!

# A change can be as good as a holiday

-# A change is as good as a rest... #

-Oh, yeah!

# A change can really be such a perfect way

# Of feeling all refreshed... #

There's so many ways to take a break.

SNORTS AND GRUNTS Yes, including eating onions.

# A change can be as good as a holiday

# A change is as good as a rest

# A change can really be such a perfect way

# Of feeling all refreshed

# A change can be as good as a holiday

# A change is as good as a rest

# A change can really be such a perfect way

# Of feeling all refreshed

-# All refreshed. #

-Whee!

Woohoo! Ha-ha!

-Stop the car!

-What's wrong, Monty?

A change really is as good as a holiday!

What do you mean, Monty?

It doesn't matter where you have your holiday

so long as you are doing something fun and different.

Maybe we could have a holiday right here,

helping Farmer Tricklebank with her hay harvest.

-Yes, I've never harvested before.

-But what about the pool?

-Farmer Tricklebank needs our help.

-Hmm, she did look tired.

And the loungers?

Doesn't matter where we holiday, so long as we're all together.

Oh... But we aren't all together, are we?

Jeanie and Gran aren't here.

PHONE RINGS

It's Gran! I've got a signal.

-Yes!

-Hey, Gran.

Yes, Old Pat's running like a dream, ha-ha. Where are you?

Yes, we have the map right here.

OK, Jeanie, check to see if there's a farm on the map.

-Erm, I can't see a farm anywhere.

-Oh, dear.

Oh, all I can see are trees and fields.

Hm...

Oh...

-I'm sorry, Monty.

-What about?

Gran and Jeanie would be here right now

if I hadn't taken up their space in the car.

Hey, I love having you here, Flora!

I wish we were all together, that's all.

-So you're glad I'm here?

-Of course! I'm just worried.

How's Mum going to explain where we are if we're lost?

Hmm...

Maybe there is a way we can lead them to us.

Oh, hello, my dearios! Stuck again?

Ha-ha!

No, we wondered if you'd like a hand with the hay harvest.

-It would make a lovely holiday.

-But what about your holiday camp?

The pool, the loungers?

Yes... I mean, no.

We all thought this would be much more fun.

You know what they say...

A change is as good as a holiday.

Then I'd be delighted if you stayed and helped.

But what about your gran and Jeanie?

-We've got a plan.

-You have?

OK, and now you'll see a little lane near a tree

that is shaped like an octopus.

I can't see the tree.

-Look, Gran, there it is!

-Ho-ho! Got it.

-Oh, what a great idea, Flora.

-Thanks, Auntie Violet.

I just realised all the photos I took

could lead Gran and Jeanie to us.

Argh... Phew!

You do this on your own every year?

Aye, and for the past 30 years.

Wow.

Ah! Gran and Jeanie, they're here! Woohoo!

Well, we've finally found you.

Welcome to our new holiday.

We're helping Farmer Tricklebank harvest her hay.

-Cool!

-Hello, my dearios!

Ha! And a big hello to you, too.

Hooray for the middle of somewhere!

Ha-ha-ha!

# A change can be as good as a holiday

# A change is as good as a rest

# A change can really be such a perfect way

# Of feeling all refreshed... #

Just imagine...