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-Hot dogs for everyone! -One ketchup packet! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
May I trouble you for a ketchup packet? | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:00:08 | 0:00:09 | |
Can I have a ketchup packet too, please? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
Gimme a ketchup now! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:00:17 | 0:00:18 | |
THEY CACKLE | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
Argh! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
It's like they sell everything here! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Toenail clipper sharpeners, used aluminium foil flatteners, ah! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:06 | |
Even a clown nose polishing department! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
But do they have a revenge on noisy neighbourhood kids department? No! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
HEAVY METAL BLARES | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
Argh! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
HE SHOUTS: I...can't...even... | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
hear...myself...mua-ha-ha-ha... any more. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
Yep! You've found it, savvy shoppers - | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
the accordion department's end-of-the-week clearance sale! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
OK, you twisted my arm! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
90% off! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Go ahead, take this snappy new Squeezemaster 3,000 | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
out for a test polka. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
Oh! Accordions are for dweebs! We're looking... | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
for revenge! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
< ACCORDION PLAYS | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
Red Menace, since when do you play the accordion? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
I don't know... | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
It's like I'm squeezing my soul out! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
SCREAMING | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Your soul stinks! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Nah, it's just no-one likes accordion music. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
Uh...I mean, I'm sure somebody...does. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
We'll take it! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
I have a plan... | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Muahaha... | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
ACCORDION PLAYS | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
Hey! Take five! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
HEAVY METAL BLARES | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
ACCORDION PLAYS | 0:02:39 | 0:02:44 | |
THEY SHRIEK IN PAIN | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
Dude! Make it stop! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
Accordion - 1, Future Hearing-Impaired Teens - 0. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
DING! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
Ah! That's it! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
With my just thought-up design for a mega-hybrid, squeeze-box doom | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
complete with satellite link, | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
we can annoy the world into submission | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
using POLKA POWER! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
Er...heh, sure, sure, knock yourself out, Frog. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
But I'VE got a truly diabolical plan to use Red's talent! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:23 | |
ACCORDION PLAYS | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
PEOPLE SCREAM | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Muahahaha! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Argh! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Eugh! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
CHILD LAUGHS IN GLEE | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
ACCORDION PLAYS | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
PEOPLE SCREAM | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Huh? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
Ack! Ow! Ah! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
CRASH! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Ta-da! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
Argh! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
Phew! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
Boy, using music for evil can really fill up an afternoon. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:19 | |
Behold! The Apolkalypse 3,000! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
World domination is but a folk tune away. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
Okie-doka, here comes a polka! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
HE PLAYS "Morning" by Edvard Grieg | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
BIRD CHIRP | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
I just need to... | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Argh! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
..make a few minor adjustments. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
CRASH! BANG! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
PARTS CRASH AND CACOPHONY OF NOTES | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Soon, the checkerboard will be ours! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
Maestro! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
One park-clearing polka coming up! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
But it sure would be nice | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
if just once my music didn't make the audience run away screaming. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:10 | |
HE PLAYS AN UPBEAT POLKA | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
Hey, they're moving, but not away from me. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
HE GASPS | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
They must like my music! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
And I just remembered something... | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
I don't! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
You've got star quality, kid! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Either that, or my hearing aid's on the fritz again. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Me? A star? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Howard Geisler, ex-agent to yesterday's has-beens. Stick with me | 0:05:46 | 0:05:51 | |
and you'll be playing bigger stages than the checker table. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
-Like the bowling alley and the bus station? -Slow down, big dreamer. | 0:05:55 | 0:06:00 | |
First we got to make a few minor changes. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
POLKA MUSIC | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
I'm proud of you, kid! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
You've come a long way since we first met way back when. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
You mean last Tuesday? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Uh, if you say so. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
I came up with a new name for you, too. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Well, what's wrong with Red Menace? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Red Menace, peh! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
It's not as va-va-voom as... | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
..Red Minacci! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Hi, everybody, I'm home. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
It's about time. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
And - action! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
Red...Minacci here, asking all my fans to buy my official t-shirt | 0:06:53 | 0:06:59 | |
from the fine folks at Voltar Co? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
And cut! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Anyway, I'm real sorry I haven't been around the lair much lately, | 0:07:06 | 0:07:11 | |
but I want you guys to know I'm still part of the team. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
The bigger star you become, the better for us! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
And how else am I going to move all this Voltar Co junk! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
I mean, quality merchandise. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Like this official Red Minacci bobblehead. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
And I can complete my grand plan for world domination. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
My Apolkalypse 3,000 is perfected. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:38 | |
AIR COMPRESSES | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
DING! DING! DING! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
POLKA MUSIC | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
THEY SCREAM IN PAIN | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Get your official Red Minacci memorabilia right here! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Eh, take it up with our complaint department. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
ROARING | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Muahahaha! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
I'm really glad my stardom is helping LOSE do... | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
whatever it is we're doing. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Anything for the team, right? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Look, just play your normal achy-breaky headache-makey show | 0:08:15 | 0:08:20 | |
and the Apolkalypse 3,000 will do the rest! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
Roadie person, clear out Red's dressing room! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
His groupies are eating the shrimp! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
HE GASPS | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
I happen to be a mad but brilliant scientist, | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
not just some showbiz lackey. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Do you want to be invited to the after party? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
The things I do for free cheese squares and pickled herring. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Kid, if this gig goes buffo, | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
you're a slam-dunk to headline the Polkapalooza tour. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
That's the dream of a lifetime! Well, at least the last two weeks. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:54 | |
With all that time on the road, you'll have to give up your day job. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
Wha... | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
You mean, leave the League Of Super Evil? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
Those two clowns and that weird pet you hang out with? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
Boohoo, I cry. You're on in five minutes! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
Old ladies and gentlemen, get ready to give it up... | 0:09:12 | 0:09:17 | |
er, at least sit up, for the one, the only, | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
the Pied Piper of Polka, the Liberace of Karachi, | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
Red Minacci! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
CROWD CHEERS WEAKLY | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
I'm sorry but I think I've lost the will to squeeze. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
-What?! -What?! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
BOOING | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
I still love making music, but, if it's a choice between polka stardom | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
and leaving my best friends behind, well... | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
ACCORDION BELLOWS | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Arrivederci, accordioni. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
So close! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
So much unsold junk... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
I mean, quality collectables, 90% off! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
DING! Argh! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
HEAVY METAL BLARES | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
This is all your fault, Red! Goodbye, world domination! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:29 | |
And hello, noisy neighbours! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
How could you make such an idiotic choice? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
I realised friendship is more important | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
than playing the accordion. But I think that I can express myself | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
even better with my latest musical passion. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
The pipes, they are a-calling! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
BAGPIPES PLAY | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
HE HOWLS | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 |