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Simon says, touch your nose!
Now, lift this sofa up as high as you can.
I got it, I got it!
I didn't say, "Simon says."
-Frogg says, call an ambulance!
Voltar, it's finally here!
My hardly-ever-henchman appreciation day!
Get off my bed!
Silly Voltar! Everyone knows that for henchman appreciation day,
I get to wear the antennae of leadership,
and yell orders at you.
Now, I order you to get ready for some henchman appreciation fun!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, ha-ha-ha!
It's henchman appreciation day, remember?
As temporary henchboss, I get first dibs on the bathroom.
Oh, and don't forget
my henchman appreciation picnic breakfast in bed!
That's an order! He-he-he-he!
Hmm! This flapjack batter in a mug is even better
than the bag o'dry oatmeal you made last time, Doktor Frogg.
-Oops, Voltar, it's time for your "Red Menace is the greatest" speech.
Oh, yeah. Oh, right.
-I wrote you a real good one!
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Red is a great guy.
"Wait for applause."
"Frogg and I are grateful of his great greatness,
"isn't that greaty great great?" Oh, the end.
CAR HORNS BLARE
As temporary henchboss, I call dibs on the bubble wrap!
Yah! Ha-ha! Whoah!
Forget your bubbly wrap, Red,
this knotty pine will make a perfect TV stand.
Zirconium-plated outer shell?
Nuclear plasmonic power core?
Chrome-plated cup holders, oww!
This baby's put together!
Oh, we're keeping that.
It is with great pride...
..and a 12 billion price tag,
that I give you...
..the army's latest top secret weapon
in the fight against evil super villains.
This weapon is so top secret,
that even I don't know what it looks like.
No, no... Wait, Sir, there's no...
-Er, Sir, it must have fallen off the truck during transport.
-Are you sure? It's not invisible?
-Erm, positive, Sir.
I can't believe our luck!
With this device,
we'll be the most powerful super villains in Metrotown!
-Maybe even the whole tri-city area! Muh-hah...
As supreme commander, I do the muh-hah-hah-hah-ing around here!
Actually, Voltar, it's still henchman appreciation day,
which means I'm in charge,
and I say we should return the gizmo to its rightful owners.
We're going to plaster the neighbourhood
with these "found" posters I made.
It'll be fun!
I even put asparagus-flavoured adhesive on the back! Yummy!
Set up unit-wide search pattern!
Sir, we've found this.
"Found. One futuristic gizmo capable of burning a hole
"in the earth's crust. Contact Red Menace,
"leader of the League Of Super Evil, at 217 Happy Valley Road.
"Will need proof of ownership."
We must re-acquire the weapon before it falls into the wrong hands.
Saddle up, men! We're moving out!
-I believe you have something of mine?
Hmm, I see. Do you have any proof that the item in question is yours?
Err... I seem to have left the receipt in my other uniform.
Well, then, just a couple of questions. What colour is it?
Er... I don't know.
-Is it bigger than a tuna?
-Does it smell like a tuna?
-No. I mean, yeah. I mean... It might?
Sorry. Wrong answer.
-Boy, do I love that thing!
I will not let this gizmo fall into the wrong hands!
Red, I order you to stop them with the multi-plasma thingy!
First, you can't order me today,
and second, it doesn't belong to us. We might break it!
And third, I have a better idea.
Sir, the target vehicle has entered a dead-end street.
We have them!
-Er, cluck, cluck. Cluck...
Did you see a golf cart
carrying a top secret military weapon come this way?
Hmm, can't say I have.
Been spreading manure all morning. How about you, Abigail?
Ee-ay, ee-ay, no!
Move out, men. Those villains have given us the slip.
OK, guys, looks like we're going to have to lay low
-until we can find the gizmo's owner.
How do chickens do that?
Ow, oh, ow, urrgh! Aaargh!
Stupid chicken zipper! This is all your fault, Red.
You guys are just cranky cos you missed breakfast.
Lucky for you, bush survival was part of my super henchman training.
That's a stink beetle and tree fungus salad,
with a light pond scum vinaigrette.
That's it. Henchman appreciation day is over!
Which means you are no longer the temporary henchboss!
But it's not six o'clock yet.
I don't care!
I am taking the gizmo and going back to the lair.
Frogg, give me a hand!
It's them! Fire at will, men!
-Ow, ow, stop it! Oh!
Don't just stand there, Red. Do something super henchmanny!
But I'm no longer henchboss, remember?
OK, fine, you're reinstated. Now, do something!
Those weapon-pilferers have given us the slip again!
We should be safe here,
as long as nobody makes any sudden movements or loud noises.
Er, yeah, whatever, Red.
Ah, stop it, stop it! That tickles!
THEY ALL SCREAM
Don't worry, Doktor Frogg. A good henchboss is always prepared.
Sir, they seem to hold evil dominion
over the flying creatures of the forest.
We're under attack, men. Take cover!
Woo-woo! Muh-hah-hah-hah! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
We're in over our heads, trooper. Activate the self-destruct sequence.
If the army can't play with a cool weapon, then no-one can.
I don't believe it!
No broken bones, no contusions, no dents in my claws,
that never happens when Voltar's in charge!
People and gizmo-saving is what temporary leaders do.
You know how hard it is to run in a chicken suit?
Oh, six o'clock already. Boy, time flies when you're having fun!
Muh-hah-hah! That means henchman appreciation day is over,
and I'm back in charge!
I hereby decree that we are keeping this plasma shooting doo-hickey,
because it can melt holes in stuff, and has cool flashing numbers on it!
Red, I order you to take us to the hospital.
Ha-ha! Yes, Sir, team leader.
Ah, you know, I kind of miss being a henchman.
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