LOSE vs Lair League of Super Evil


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Twist to the left... ARGH!

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Say, "Frogg is the evillest genius ever."

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Genius!

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Cheese-ness.

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Genius!

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Cheese-ness.

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No, no, no,

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say "genius".

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Cheese-ness.

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Eh, close enough.

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Genius!

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ALL: Genius! Genius! Genius!

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EVIL LAUGH Huh?

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Hee-hee!

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-Huh.

-Huh?

-Ahh! Oof!

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Wah!

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# League Of Super Evil

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# Voltar!

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# Doktor Frogg!

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# Red Menace!

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# Doomageddon!

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# League Of Super Evil! #

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-Whoa!

-Cool bike, man!

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Yeah, I know what you're all thinking.

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And, yes, this is an Abominator BMX.

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Ultimate Evil edition!

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Voice-activated speedometer!

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Foghorn! Wheels!

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Handlebars!

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Flag on a pole!

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Wow! This bike's got everything!

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Showing off your bike like that is a bad idea, Voltar.

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I think it may be attracting the wrong kind of attention.

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Pff! What are you talking about, Frogg?

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Look at the way those kids are drooling over your bike!

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Why, they'd do anything to get their grimy little hands on it!

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Argh! None of you can ride it! None of you can touch it!

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It's mine!

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MINE! MINE, YOU HEAR?

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Get off my driveway!

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FOGHORN BLARES

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VOLTAR MUTTERS My bike! My bike!

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No! NO! Not my Abominator BMX, Ultimate Evil edition!

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Argh!

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I sure do love riding your bike, Voltar.

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Agh!

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-We ALL do!

-THEY LAUGH

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ALL: You'll never ride it again!

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No-o-o!

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Oh! It was just a dream. Hee-hee-hee.

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Nice bike, Voltar! HEE-HEE, HEE-HEE-HEE!

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No-o-o!

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SNORING

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FOGHORN BLARES

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They're all after my bike, Frogg!

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They all want it! They're not gonna get it!

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You are gonna keep it safe, Frogg. Build some traps! Tighten security!

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You know, scientif-y stuff!

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Why can't you just get Red and Doomageddon to guard it for you?

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I can't trust Red, he'd let everyone ride it!

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Doomageddon would eat it, like he does everything else.

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HE BELCHES

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No! The burden of keeping my bike safe rests on your shoulders, Frogg.

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Really?

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HE CACKLES

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OK, a little more... Twist to the left.

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HAMMERING AND SCREWING

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It's alive! ALI-I-I-VE!

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Hey, keep it down in there, some of us are trying to sleep!

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COCKEREL CROWS

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In only one night, I have done the impossible!

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I give you now Dr Frogg's Lair of Supreme Evil Security System!

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HE CACKLES

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I feel safer already!

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But the living room looks exactly the same!

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Initiate Couch Defence protocol!

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How d'you do that?!

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Follow me... and all will be revealed!

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FROGG CACKLES

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That one needs a little oil.

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Meet Lair-y, our lair's brand new security computer.

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Good morning, gentlemen.

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I trust you all slept well.

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HUH? I found the central processor while dumpster diving!

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How's that chunky-looking thing keeping my bike safe?

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Lair-y, if you would be so kind?

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Thanks to my creator, Dr Frogg,

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this garage features state-of-the-art security sensors

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and defensive equipment. I assure you that your Abominator BMX,

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Ultimate Evil edition, is quite safe.

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Lair-y, I don't care about your fancy securities and stuff,

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I just want you to make sure that no-one touches my bike, ever.

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Are you quite sure, Voltar?

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JUST DO IT!

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Very well. Security system activated.

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Well, that was easy. And now, to celebrate with a ride on my...

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ALARM BLARES Eek!

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Intruder alert! Step away from the bike.

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-Frogg?

-Eh. Heh-heh. It's OK, Lair-y, it's only Voltar.

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Yes, most powerful and ingenious creator,

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but Voltar's orders were quite specific.

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TAPE REWINDS

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'I just want you to make sure that no-one touches my bike, ever!'

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-Got a point, you know?

-I never said that!

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I am sorry, gentlemen, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

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Make me!

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ALL: YARGH!

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LOUD CRASH

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Security threat deleted!

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Have a nice day.

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Lair-y, you let us in right now!

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Negative, Voltar.

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The laws of probability lead me to believe

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that you would attempt to touch the bicycle again.

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Oh!

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Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

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-Help!

-Launch sequence engaged.

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Lift-off imminent.

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VOLTAR SCREAMS

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Woo-hoo!

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-Agh! Ouch!

-Shh!

-Sorry!

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Hey! This isn't the garage.

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Hoo! That's a tight squeeze, ha!

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Agh! Voltar, watch out!

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Ow!

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-ALARM BLARES

-Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

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-THUMPING AND BASHING

-Please, no! YARGH!

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Red Menace, bust those doors down.

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But if I break down the doors, the house'll get drafty!

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If you do it, I'll let you ride the bike.

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Let's do this!

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YAAARRRGGGHHH!

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LOUD CRASH AND GLASS BREAKING

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Oops! Heh-heh! Sorry, Steve.

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YAAARRRGGGHHH!

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LOUD CRASH

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Persistent,

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aren't we?

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Good boy, Doomageddon!

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Activating level one security protocol. Open fire.

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We're...gonna...die!

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We...we made it!

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WE MADE...

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Agh!

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..it.

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-DOORS SLAM

-Oh!

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-DOORS SLAM

-Agh!

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That's far enough, gentlemen.

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Eek! My bike!

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Lair-y! What are you doing?

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I am sorry, Voltar, but you leave me no choice.

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To ensure that no-one will touch your Abominator BMX,

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Ultimate Evil edition,

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I must destroy it,

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-in ten!...

-Agh!

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-..Nine...!

-Red!

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-Huh?

-..Eight...!

-How deliciously evil!

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..Seven...!

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Four! Seven...!

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ALL: Huh?

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..6! 32!

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You're eating the central memory bank processors!

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Doomageddon is making Lair-y stupid!

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I's gonna be bustin' up that bike-cycle, real good!

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Woo-hoo! Keep it up, Doomageddon!

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HE BELCHES

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I-i-ice cream.

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Ha! In your computer face! YES!

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-HE SOBS

-Goodbye, my creation.

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But if Lair-y's gone, who's holding up the fridge?

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Oh. Sorry about the bike, Voltar.

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This is the best thing ever!

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No-one's gonna wanna steal a bike this mangled!

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Open our fully UN-automated garage door, Red Menace,

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I...have a bike to ride!

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HE CACKLES

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Why didn't we just use our bike lock?

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