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One zap from your laser thingumajiggy and I will be...

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Completely indestructible.

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How do I make sure I am invincible?

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We all know your track record isn't exactly spotless.

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EXPLOSION

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Catch my drift?

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Hey! Ooh!

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Ow!

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VOLTAR CHORTLES

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Ah! Oh!

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VOLTAR SNIFFS

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It's evil! Argh!

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What are you guys doing?

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Eating breakfast.

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You're super villains, how could you?

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Because it's the most important meal of the day.

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A bowl of brown stuff.

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Yeuch!

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Every day it's the same thing. "Wake up early,

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"drink your orange, don't forget your vitamins."

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Breakfast is not evil!

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Glory Guy reminds all you little heroes to always wake up early

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and eat a healthy breakfast full of healthy vitamins

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for a glorious day...

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-See what I mean.

-Yeuch!

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Real super villains wake up at noon and eat pizza and ice cream.

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Yeah!

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The great Voltar will put an end to breakfast's reign

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of early morning tyranny.

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Behold the common egg.

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-A delicate...

-Yucky.

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..cornerstone of the Metrotownian breakfast.

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-Yummy!

-And first step towards breakfast's doom.

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-Red?

-Hmm?

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-If you could be so kind.

-Wow! Thanks, Voltar.

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You know I can't start my day without my nutritious morning egg.

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TING!

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-CLANG!

-Hmm!

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Argh!

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Wait! You're using my Invinci Ray to zap eggs!

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-Invinci Ray?

-Well I was going to use it to make myself doomhound-proof.

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SNARLING

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CHORTLING

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SHOUTING

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Using it to make eggs impervious to damage is a million times more evil.

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-Don't you agree, Frogg?

-No eggs in breakfast.

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-Simple.

-What about toast, cereal, orange juice and milk?

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Oh, they're on the list.

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-Or pancakes?

-We'll have them for lunch.

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Oh! Does your evil know no limit, Voltar?

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No, Red, it doesn't.

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VOLTAR CHUCKLES

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-Oh!

-ZAPPING

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Poom!

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Poom!

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This is taking for ever.

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It's the only way to be sure, Frogg.

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Sweet glory! The Beacon of Breakfast!

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Breakfast is in trouble.

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Glory away!

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Give us the eggs and we'll spare the toast!

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Ya-ha!

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Sweet glory, an uncrackable egg

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which would make that an Invinci Ray.

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RINGING

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Kerpow!

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My Invinci Ray. That's OK.

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I'll just build another one with my blueprints.

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My blueprints!

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My copy of the blueprints.

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My favourite blueprint-writing pen.

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Man, I really should stop keeping those things together.

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Now to give you a taste of Glory!

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Argh...

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HORNS TOOT

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Is it over?

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That was...unusual.

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Yaha!

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THUD!

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CHUCKLING

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You're invincible.

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Ooh...

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Really?

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Ya-ha! Take that.

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And this and a one of these and a couple of these.

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SHOUTING

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Kerpow.

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Oh.

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-CRASH!

-Check, please.

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THEY GASP

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I never eat breakfast.

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VOLTAR CHORTLES

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These eggs were over too easy.

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Orange juice is next.

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I've, I've let the city down.

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I let breakfast down.

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Glory Guy, our city's greatest hero,

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suffered his first defeat ever this morning.

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The victor, a small breakfast-hating super villain.

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A disillusioned Glory Guy has locked himself in the Halls of Glory

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refusing to fight evil.

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'Some speculate he's drowning his sorrows in ice cream.'

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Hey! I'm drowning them in gallons of butterscotch ice cream.

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But perhaps most alarming, the indestructible super villain

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continues his anti-breakfast rampage unopposed.

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Open fire!

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VOLTAR CHUCKLES

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The city's breakfast authorities have called a press conference.

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It is with a sad heart that I must inform you

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that we've agreed to surrender breakfast -

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our beloved early morning meal is no more.

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HE CRIES

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The indestructible super villain responsible...

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whom we have no hope of defeating, demanded to say a few words.

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Thank you, Mr Sergeant. Ah-hmm.

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The victory is mine, that is all. HE LAUGHS

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Can you believe it? Someone's finally surrendering to us.

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Must...help...breakfast!

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Oh, I know I should do something, but...

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nobody cares. Ah.

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"Dear Glory Guy,

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"I've been sad since breakfast got destroyed.

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"My day's just not the same

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"without my hard-boiled egg and bowl of brown stuff.

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"Though my friend might not like it, please do something about it.

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"I still believe in breakfast and I believe you can save it, Glory Guy."

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That little girl is right.

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I have to do something.

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'Watch out, brunch, cos you're next.'

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Not on my watch.

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Glory away!

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Cease this madness at once!

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Glory Guy.

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I mean... Oh, no, Glory Guy.

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Oh, it's just you.

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As long as people still believe in the virtues of a healthy breakfast

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Glory Guy will be there to defend them.

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Do your best, hero.

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-Huh!

-THEY GASP

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HE CHORTLES

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CRACKING

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-Yes!

-But that's impossible.

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-How many times did you hit that egg before it cracked?

-Hmm.

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-INDISTINCT:

-2,200,452.

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Maybe the sub-atomic shield works off after sustaining

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exactly 2,200,452 hits.

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So how many hits has Voltar taken so far?

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OK...

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HE MUTTERS TO HIMSELF

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2,200,451.

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CRASH!

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Mummy, I don't want to have breakfast. Urgh.

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Ah!

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We will be on our way now, Mr Glory Guy.

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Eh!

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Thanks for saving breakfast, Glory Guy.

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Get cracking, troops. Breakfast is saved.

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APPLAUSE

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Remember, kids, good little villains

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wake up at noon and eat pizza and ice cream.

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You there! Stop twisting the minds of future generations.

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Victory!

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