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This will be the most evilest group shot ever!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Now, nobody move until the picture is taken.

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CAMERA BEEPS

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HE SNEEZES

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Best group shot ever!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Huh?

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Oh! Yes!

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Woo-hoo!

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I was cleaning that sticky space under our couch cushions

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and I found a booklet of discount coupons!

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Coupons? Let me see.

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Buy five pony rides and the sixth one's free. Useless.

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10% off unstable uranium. Useless.

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Half off a back-scratcher

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with the purchase of one other. Useless.

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A free wig at Toupee Tony's. Usel...

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A free wig at Toupee Tony's!

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-Sweet.

-It's just a wig.

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Correction, Frogg, it's a FREE wig.

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You're just jealous because it's mine.

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Think of all the evil we can unleash with a collection of free wigs!

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-< Get him!

-Get him!

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Get him!

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CLEARS THROAT He went that way.

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-Get him!

-Go!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah.

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To Toupee Tony's!

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I can't decide which one I want. Mop-tops, beehives and 'fros.

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-Oh, my.

-They're all so wonderfully evil.

-Can I help you?

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Indeed you can, my good man, indeed you can.

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I'm here for my free wig.

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I think I'll take...that one.

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Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but your coupon's no good.

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It expired yesterday.

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What?!

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They're all expired.

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What?! My free wig.

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Sorry, Mister, but there's nothing I can do.

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-If today was yesterday, that coupon would still be good.

-But it's today.

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Of course!

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Minions, I have an idea.

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What?!

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Let me get this straight.

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You want me to build you a time machine

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-so you can travel back to yesterday to get a wig?!

-Correction.

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To get a FREE wig!

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Now, chop-chop, time machine building time.

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And you think I can just go to my lab and rip something like that up?

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Hey, Frogg, why don't you make me a time machine?

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Oh, OK, Voltar, here you go. Would you also like a sandwich?!

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-That would be nice.

-Oh...

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BANGING AND DRILLING

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Here, done.

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That's a time machine?!

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It's a boring old watch... And where's my sandwich?

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This boring old watch will allow the wearer to go back in time

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and also has a garage door opener, a toenail clipper

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and an MP3 player with extendo disco ball.

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Ooh, shiny.

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Yes! Hah-hah!

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I'll see you later, minions. Or should I say earlier?!

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Voltar, stop!

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Don't take time travel lightly.

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A wrong move in the past might cause a temporal shift

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of drastic proportions.

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Yea, yeah, yeah, but I still get my free wig, right?

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Woah! This is awesome.

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I think I'll take...that one.

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Oh, I'm sorry sir, but your coupon's no good.

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-It expired yesterday.

-What?!

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-They're all expired.

-But my free wig!

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Sorry, Mister, but there's nothing I can do.

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Now, if today was yesterday...

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Voltar?

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Woah...coffee break! Waaaaah!

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Huh?

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Oh, man! This is an hour-and-a-half ago!

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Frogg, your stupid time machine didn't send me back far enough.

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-Time machine?! Time machine?

-Yes. And you owe me a sandwich.

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You're Voltar, but from the future.

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-What's it like?

-The marvellous things I have seen in the future.

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Television remote controls, cordless telephones, electric razors.

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-Wow...

-So, you're future me, huh?

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And you're past me, huh?

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If you are me... We'd both think the same things... At the same time.

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BOTH: Unicorn... Pickle... Cheese.

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Underpants...monkey butler. Awesome!

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Wait a minute, are you holding a free wig coupon too?

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Are you thinking what... I'm thinking?

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Of course I am, I'm you.

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If we keep going back in time and collecting more Voltars

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with more free wig coupons, we could have as many free wigs as we want!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Voltars, wait. Certainly my future self must have warned you

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-of the catastrophic ramifications...

-Yeah, will tear space, whatever.

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- It's time to go. - To the coupons!

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- Woah, this is awesome. - It gets old fast.

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I want my free wig.

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Yup, it's good, so go ahead and pick your wig.

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WOLF WHISTLE Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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-I want my free wig.

-Sorry, but only one free wig per customer.

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We know.

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-Aaagh!

-Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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That's right, mee-ee...s, it's a free wig fiesta!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Maybe Frogg was right about the space tearing thing?

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Maybe... But more importantly, you look awesome in that mullet.

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Oh, why thank you.

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ALL: Muh-hah-hah-hah! Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Voltar's sure been gone a long time.

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Probably eaten by a dinosaur or something.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Oh no!

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ALL: Hello, minions.

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Miss us?

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But, Voltar, I told you.

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Yeah, we'll tear space, whatever.

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An army of mee-ees! A league of super Voltars.

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-Er...

-OK, mee-ees.

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Time to hand over my free wigs.

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YOUR free wigs?!

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Don't you mean MY free wigs?

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What?! As your supreme leader, I demand you hand over my wigs.

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Nice try.

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I'm your leader and all these wigs are mine.

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Um, guys, a little help.

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Mine! Mine! Mine!

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Look at that. It looks like the universe is imploding on itself.

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What a surprise.

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Frogg, do something.

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Say it.

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What?! All right. I'm sorry I broke time.

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Good. Get these Voltars back into the portal.

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-DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

-I love this song!

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Red, Doom, get these Voltars back to the past.

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DOOM GROWLS

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Put me down!

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THEY SCREAM

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Sorry, Voltars.

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That's all of them.

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THUNDER BOOMS

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Doktor Frogg, time still looks a little broken to me.

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Did we miss one?

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DOOM WHISTLES

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Found him.

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Let me go, I'm... This is Voltar, guys.

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-Look at the wig.

-Hmm... Sorry, Voltar,

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that sounds like something a past Voltar would say.

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You are so past grounded, Mister.

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Aaagh!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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-It worked.

-Phew, that was close, huh, Voltar?

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Um, Voltar?

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Guys, I think we threw out our Voltar.

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I'm sure he'll be fine.

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DOOM LAUGHS

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It's only a matter of time before my minions come to rescue me.

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Don't count on it, sonny.

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Oh!

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