And the Loser Is... League of Super Evil


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HE WHISTLES HAPPILY

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-BEEPING

-That's not good!

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-BEEPING

-Ohh!

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HE SCREAMS AND RANTS

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Ahem! Excuse me.

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AAAAARGH! NOOOOOOO!

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EVIL LAUGHTER

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After all those years of being ignored,

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I can't believe I'm actually up here!

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I'd like to thank the Academy for honouring me with this Eviley award,

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I guess being a master of evil and malenovence... malevon... male...

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Ooh, let's change it to badness.

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Hmm... I guess I have to change the rest of this page too.

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Oh no, those ridiculous super villain awards are tonight?!

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-You betcha!

-You realise he wasn't nominated again.

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-I just didn't have the heart to tell him.

-It's the same every year!

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Voltar gets himself all worked up, finds out he wasn't nominated,

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and we have to deal with a three-week long temper tantrum.

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Waaaah! Waaaah! Haaaah-hah!

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HE SCREAMS AND RANTS

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Oh! We can't let that happen again!

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We are going to rig that award show.

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And give Voltar his first Eviley ever.

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I don't know, sure I think Voltar deserves an award but cheating?!

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Oh, my, my... Mwah! Mwah!

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(Let's do this!)

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JEERING AND BOOING

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Look at that crowd! Wait till they feast their eyes on the Great Voltar!

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They will freak! Yahah!

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-Hey, why aren't we stopping?

-Um...

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Because we...need to use the VIP entrance! Ha!

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We don't want you crushed by your loving fans!

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Oooh, yeah! The VIP entrance!

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Good thinking, Frogg.

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Phew!

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I think it's brilliant they disguised the VIP entrance

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as a garbage chute. Great way to keep out riffraff.

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What?! THESE are our seats?!

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Of course they are.

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Um...this way you can look down on the lesser villains.

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Touche!

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-'Villains and villainesses...'

-It's starting!

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'..welcome to the 47th Annual Eviley Awards!

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'Please welcome your diabolical hosts, the Cougar and Skullossus.'

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CHEERING

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We are here tonight to celebrate the very best of the bad.

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-Since the beginning of time good...

-BOOING

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..and evil have waged a never-ending battle...

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Aye, yawn! I'm going to use the little villains room.

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You know, skip all the boring talky bits.

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Doom, Red, do you need to visit the little villain's room as well?

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No thanks, I went before we left.

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Are you SURE you don't need to go to the bathroom, RED?!

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Oh! Right!

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I do need to go, again!

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Suddenly...

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-(Too much hot chocolate.)

-Be quick.

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You don't want to miss my speech.

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I trimmed it down to an even half hour.

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OK, here's the plan.

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We insert this slip with Voltar's name in a winning envelope and

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he gets his award. Simple!

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What category do we want him to win, guys?

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Voltar won't care, as long as gets an awar... Huh!

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Whoa-aah!

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Admiring our impressive security system, oui?

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You'd be surprised how many super villains try to rig these shows.

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-Oh, man!

-Don't worry, guys,

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we'll just do what Voltar always does - come up with a plan.

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And the award for the Best Evil Laugh goes to...

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HE LAUGHS EVILLY

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Doomdriver.

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My laugh was way more evil. Doh!

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Just great!

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-May I help you?

-Ah, envelope inspector?!

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Guards!

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-Wahahha!

-Hey.

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CRASH! SPLAT!

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I think we need a better plan.

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And the award for Best Villain

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under three feet tall, dressed in red, goes to...

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Yes! Yes! This one's mine for sure!

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-Kindercreep.

-What?!

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I am way shorter than he is!

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And he's more of a light burgundy.

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-SPLASH!

-Yoohoo, hello, boys.

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Would you all do me a favour

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and scoo-oot so I could get to that cute little safe?

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GROWLS

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Oh!

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Thanks, boys. Huh?!

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You'll have to do better. You're the third villain I've caught tonight.

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Eeek! Oooh...

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SLAP! THWACK!

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..and the winner for the best Evil Name that contains the letter V...

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Aha-ha! Finally!

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-I was getting worried there for a second.

-Dr Publican Von Pamploon III.

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HIM?! This is just crazy!

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Unless... Of course!

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It all makes sense now.

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Someone must be tampering with the ballots.

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That's why I haven't won!

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And now playing this year's tribute to villainy, Ros Godlington.

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Are you ready to rock?

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CHEERING

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SOFT GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS

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The tribute to villainy! They always play it before the last award!

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GULPS: The show's almost over!

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People, people, people, what are you doing back here?

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Your dance started ages ago. Get on that stage!

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Go, go, go, GO!

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Doom! Cut the power.

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Red, run!

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Oh no! Ow!

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Got it!

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Done?

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Done!

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Oof! Ow!

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We did it! Woohoo!

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Aha! I knew it!

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What is he doing?

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Mister, these awards have been fixed, look!

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-Oh...

-How do those cheats always manage to sneak one in?

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-You did the right thing by coming to me, little boy.

-Um...

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you're welcome.

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We need to get that envelope to the Cougar.

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Hey!

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Guards, attack!

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SCREAMS

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-Good fetch, Doom.

-Guards!

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-Attack!

-Waaaah!

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-Aaaargh!

-Yah!

-Ooooh!

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Yaaaaah!

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And now for the final award of the evilning...

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Whoaaaaaah!

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Ah... Hi, there. You're all upside-down... Weird.

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My show! She is ruined!

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Bah! Finally!

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What are you guys doing back here?

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Oh, who are we kidding?

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-Voltar, we have something to tell you...

-And now it's time...

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to present the Super Villain Lifetime Achievement Award.

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This villain may not be the tallest,

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or the most feared villain among us,

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but he is without question,

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the most driven, dedicated, and determined super villain

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I have ever had the pleasure of working with.

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SOBBING

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Ladies and gentlemen, the Lifetime Achievement Award goes to...

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the Great Voltar!

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-Huh?!

-AUDIENCE GASPS

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-Phew!

-MUTTERING

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Thank you, thank you, you are too kind.

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Thank you.

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GROANS FROM THE AUDIENCE Ahem...

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I was born to a poor...

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..family... HE DRONES ON

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Yaaarrr...

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Who do you think was supposed to win the Lifetime Award?

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-Why! Why - my lifetime!

-HE RANTS

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