Hurty Dancing League of Super Evil
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LAUGHTER | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
PUPPIES YAPPING | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
No, this can't be! | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
Everyone's nice! | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
Friend! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
It was just a dream. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
Wait, how do I know I'm not dreaming right now? | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
That works. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
ASSORTED GRUMBLING | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Voltar sure is taking an awful long time for his... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:09 | |
Evil scheming. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
A victory! All right, who's next? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
Hey, Voltar. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
-Aren't you forgetting something? -No. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
My pants of ultimate evil! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
It's an emergency! It's gone. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
Don't worry, Voltar. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
You can replace your belt with some really long spaghetti. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
Or a measuring tape. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Or a boa constrictor. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Ooh, good one. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! That wasn't just any belt. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
It was my Little Evil Genius limited-edition Tactical Pant Protection System. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:57 | |
It had an AM radio, a broken flashlight and some dental floss. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:03 | |
It was one of a kind! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
There, there. When I'm feeling blue, you know what I do? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
-Blow something up? -No, I watch TV. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
-Just relax and I'm sure that belt will turn up. -Oh! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
I think it just did. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
It's time for the annual super-villain non-charity Dance-O-Rama! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
What?! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
How did SHE get MY belt? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Totally didn't find it on a bathroom floor. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
That no-good super... Super-thief stole MY belt! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:38 | |
The top dancers of the Dance-O-Rama get a chance to dance | 0:02:38 | 0:02:43 | |
with the Cougar and be crowned the evilest dancer in town. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
That's it! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
We're going to break into the Cougar's hideout and steal the belt?! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
-No, -I -will enter that stupid dance contest | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
and steal my belt back from the Cougar. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
If Voltar is going to win this thing, | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
he'll need some better moves. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Yeah, and a belt. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
'80s MONTAGE MUSIC | 0:03:14 | 0:03:19 | |
YODELLING | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
(BREATHLESSLY) I think I'm ready now. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Adequate, but you missed your soft step in the fourth measure. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
-BUZZER -Next. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Next! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-OK, OK, why am I always the one wearing the dress? -Shhh! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
Don't mess this up, Frogg - I NEED my belt back! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
Uh-oh. Voltar's belt's a little too al dente. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Ta-daa! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
That was a skilled display of evil dancing. You're in the competition. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:51 | |
Yes! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
-You, not so much. -BUZZER | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
Welcome one and all to the annual super-villain non-charity Dance-O-Rama. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:09 | |
Please welcome our lucky dancers - Humongo, the Gynorman. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:16 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Doom Driver! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Kat Chatsworth. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
Never tell you how I got these dancing shoes, | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
I was at the Mall-o-Mart and I had a fun cashier didn't want to... | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
HE SNORES | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Commander Chaos! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
And last and certainly least, the Great Voltar. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:59 | |
One, two, cha-cha-cha. Three, four, cha-cha-cha. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
One, two, cha-cha... | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
CRICKETS CHIRPING | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Yay, Voltar! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Anyways, each evil dancer must wow the judges | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
with their technique and evil flair. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
The top two dancers will get to take on last year's champion, | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
the Cougar, in the ultimate dance-off. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:25 | |
Mwah. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
May the evilest dancer win! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
She's getting old and over it. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
Don't worry, guys. We'll get Voltar's belt back. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
Oh, we're doomed! Our only hope to win is sabotage. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
Our first number, a belly dance, | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
as performed by Emperor Humongo, the Gynorman. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
No belly can resist the power of my microscopic cyber tickle fleas! | 0:06:56 | 0:07:01 | |
BUZZER | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Disqualified! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Who's next? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
Ah, Kat Chatsworth, and I've got just the thing. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
This is a pas de chat pose which is French for cat step, which reminds me... | 0:07:16 | 0:07:21 | |
OK. Less babbling, more dancing. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
Hey, Chatsworth. How's your cat, Mimzy? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
Mimzy! Oh, I'm so glad you asked. I've been feeding her... | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
No! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
..water and tuna sandwiches on rye, hold the pickle... | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
That's why I managed to file my taxes two days early this year... | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
LOUD SNORING | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
What? Disqualified! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
BUZZER | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
HE YAWNS | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
Two down...and two to go! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
What! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
And I guess that makes three down. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
How can this get any worse? Ugh. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
The Great Voltar. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
Just remember what I taught you and you'll be fine. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Or you could just let my patented auto-dance shoes do all the work. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:17 | |
Go with the shoes. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
COUNTRY HOEDOWN MUSIC | 0:08:19 | 0:08:24 | |
Wow, that kid just blew my cybernetics socks off. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:48 | |
Since you are one of two dancers left, you are a finalist by default. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:56 | |
Yay! Default! | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
We are down to the last two and the moment we've all been waiting for - | 0:09:00 | 0:09:06 | |
Voltar versus Commander Chaos versus the Cougar | 0:09:06 | 0:09:11 | |
in a triple-threat dance match. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Come on, boys. Let's see what you got. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Mind if I have this dance? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Broken flashlight! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Hmm. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Not the dental floss! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
Mine now! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
Victory! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Thank you, thank you. You are too kind. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
COLLECTIVE GASP | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Mooning the audience! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
-That is the evilest display of dance -I -have ever seen. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:26 | |
We have a winner! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
Oh, man, she stretched it! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Don't worry, my precious. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
I will never leave you on the bathroom floor ever again. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:39 | |
-A bathroom floor? -Oh, boy. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
Congratulations. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
Here is your giant non-charity cheque for a zillion dollars. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:53 | |
Whatever you have to say, Monkey, it can't be important as my belt. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:59 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 |
