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He's perfected my electronic pant-remover camera.

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All of Metrotown will suffer from the humiliation of over-exposure!

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He-he-he!

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Aw, it feels good to be evil!

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And a little breezy.

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Why does this keep happening to me?!

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He-he-he!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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-Eh?

-Uh?

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Ha!

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Ooh, the havoc that shall be unleashed!

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When everyone in Metrotown

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is walking around with toilet paper stuck to their shoes!

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"Two plies of evil in every sheet".

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CHEERING

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When you're evil, the whole world wants a piece of your badness.

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All right. One at a time, please!

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Ooh!

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What?

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Here to introduce their brand-new action figures.

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The Force Fighters B.

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Rose kung fu chop!

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See, bro, green!

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Judo grip!

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Golden rod!

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Tornado kick!

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Periwinkle. Motivational speaking action.

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Believe in yourself, and you can do anything!

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ALL: Force Fighters B!

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Each sold separately.

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Ah!

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Why don't you do a ME action figure?

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Erm, because no-one would buy one?

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HE BURPS

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Voltar. Look what I got!

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Magenta, in a sweet attack helicopter.

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Bub-a-bub-a-bub, tchow! Pow!

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Actualise!

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Oh, you and your little pastel pin-head pals

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can actualise, all right.

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Right into oblivion!

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OK. So what else d'you want me to build

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into your League of Super Evil action figures?

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For the last time, Frogg, they're "Loserines",

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and I want them to have that kung fu and judo stuff.

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Only grippier and "fu-ier".

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-"Fu-ier". Check.

-And that motivational speaking thing, too.

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But only motivated for evil!

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Nice touch. Anything else?

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I want it to fold my laundry, clip my toenails, and make me a sandwich.

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I'll get right on it.

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BOTH: Oh!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Behold, the Loserines!

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Equipped with dangerously-experimental

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aggression chips,

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giving them unique abilities, and personality.

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"Dangerously-experimental aggression chips"?!

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Couldn't that be a little... dangerous?

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Of course not, Red!

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See, I also fitted them with these loyalty chips.

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70 percent discount. 60 percent effective.

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That makes the odds of betrayal so small,

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they're not worth calculating!

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And now, without further ado, Loserines,

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portomenticalise!

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Doktor Frogg, with expendoclaws,

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and hypno mind control!

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Doomageddon. Realistic fluctuationary action.

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Red Menace.

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Brushable hair, and built-in cupcake-scented room freshener.

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Ha-ha-ha! That was my idea.

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Woo! What's my good part?!

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And, Voltar! With improved kung fu grip, practical cognisance,

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and full sandwich preparation capability!

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Ah! Guh!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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ANY kind of sandwich?

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Any kind. Existing, or yet to be imagined.

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Prepare for total Evil victory!

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My loyal Loserines.

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You will defeat the Force Fighters in the sandbox.

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Defeat them in the toy box.

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On shelves,

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and in front yards!

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Huh!

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Ah, he-he! How did that get in there?

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ALL: To supreme victory!

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ALL: Hurrah!

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HE SNIGGERS

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Let's make Sushi!

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Prepare for the daily special!

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Force Fighter, served up Loserine-style!

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Oh! Why can't we all just get along?

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ALL: Wow!

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It's brushable!

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Victory!

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Whoa! I WANT one!

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Of course you do!

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We will build more Loserines!

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The urchins will play with them in the park.

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Play with them in the bath...

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OK. I get it! I'll go fire up the assembly line.

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Ew?

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Why does that keep happening?

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And now, a sandwich, to celebrate.

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Milkshake?!

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With a cherry on top.

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Pedicure.

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And there is some lint stuck in my belly button, too.

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Ahem! Garcon!

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Time

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for a change of plan!

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Mm, cupcakes.

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-Wah-hah-ha!

-What's the matter? Did you see a spider again?

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Huh?!

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Uh, wasn't there a lot less of these guys before?

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HE GROANS

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Hey! What gives?

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Change of management.

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Face it, we're no match for their realistic flagellatory capabilities

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and brushable hair.

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Time to fight plastic with plastic!

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Turn on Mall-o-Mart!

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Excellent!

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Soon the world shall tremble beneath our tiny plastic feet.

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-DOORBELL RINGS

-Oh, for...

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Carry on, minions. I've got this.

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Oh. What do YOU want?

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Oh, you mutinous miniatures!

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Prepare to be discombobulated

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by the real League of Super Evil!

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Ha?! You and what army?

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This one.

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HORN BLOWS

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We did a little toy shopping.

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Yeah. And I had a few spare

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dangerously-experimental aggression chips.

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Ah-huh! Ah-huh-huh!

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Soon we will conquer the world!

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Then we'll see who'll be picking lint balls out of whose belly button!

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-Charge!

-Charge!

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I am going to squash you like a plastic bug!

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Soon, you'll be begging for mercy...

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Yah!

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We shall conquer you!

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No ifs, ands, or buts about it!

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Bla-ha! Bla-ha!

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Smells like cupcakes,

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only better!

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I've got one word for you, mister!

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Sprinkles!

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Aw!

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Feel the wrath of my mind control!

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No!

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It's so brilliant to be a zombie!

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HE SOBS

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Hey, wait a minute. You're just a stupid toy!

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Yay-hey. Ha! HA!

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Victory is ours!

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Drat!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Uh! Uh! Victory!

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CHEERING

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ALL: Way to go!

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Now we've got our diminutive doppelgangers out of the way,

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we can get back to spreading evil across the neighbourhood!

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Spreading evil across the neighbourhood doesn't sound nice!

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We're putting our foot down!

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Can't you tell right from wrong?

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Eurgh! Frogg, how long would it take to build another army of Loserines

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to kick THEIR butts?

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Uh?

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OK, then!

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How long till their batteries run out?

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