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Ha-ha.

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There you go, Doomie. Much tastier than a dirty old couch.

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DOOMAGEDDON GRUNTS

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DOOMAGEDDON SNARLS

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Argh!

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Ow!

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Argh! Gah! Argh! Ahhh!

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Oh! Ow!

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OK, seriously!

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We are never buying chew toys from that voodoo shop again! Argh!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah. Huh?

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-Hee-hee!

-Puh! Argh!

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-Huh?

-Argh!

-Ow!

-Ahhh!

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DRILL RATTLES

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Morning, Frogg.

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And we'll make this the kitchen.

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-DRILL RATTLES

-Er, Voltar! What's going on?

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I've come up with my most brilliant plan ever.

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It came to me earlier today.

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Huh?

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VOLTAR GASPS

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We are going to open our very own restaurant,

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and serve our customers gross, doomhound flavoured food!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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You can't be serious!

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Now get to work, Frogg.

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We need to transform our super evil lair into a super evil restaurant!

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HE SIGHS

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VOLTAR GASPS It's beautiful!

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OK! So we finished your stupid restaurant.

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-Can I go read my book now?

-Ha! The only book you'll be reading

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is The Nincompoop's Guide To Waiting Tables!

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MAN WHISTLES Hop to it, Frogg. Chop chop!

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HE GROANS

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I get to be the cook!

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Doop-de-do-do-do.

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-SERVICE BELL RINGS

-One surprise and one hair-ball soup,

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ready to go!

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-HE GASPS

-Which one's the surprise

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and which one's the soup?

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Oh, hee-hee. Guess that's the surprise.

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Bone appetite! Ha-ha-ha!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Eugh!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Arggghhh!

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You're supposed to eat the food, not run away from it!

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Oooh, what's the point of making gross food

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if no-one's going to eat it?

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I think it needs more sock.

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Grrr!

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Nobody in their right mind is going to eat something

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that looks and smells like that!

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The sooner someone eats your stupid, gross food,

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the sooner you claim your - ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ay! - victory!

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And the sooner I can get back to reading my book in peace and quiet!

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Grrr.

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Where did you learn how to cook, Doktor Frogg?

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Er, I don't know! I guess cooking's kind of like mad science.

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Minus the random explosions and, you know, horrible injuries.

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Voila! One potage of doom hound split ends!

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RED MENACE GIGGLES

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It's what happy must taste like!

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Grr...eek!

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I know it looks like a dive,

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but you insisted we try some place new.

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Ha!

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Well then, let's see how they like your soup!

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Sure thing, Voltar.

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HE WHISTLES

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VOLTAR SNIGGERS

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Buon appetito!

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HE SNIGGERS NASTILY

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BOTH: Huh!

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MORE!

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What?! But it's made with doomhound hair!

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It tastes so good! We'll pay you anything for it.

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You heard the man and old lady, work culinary magic! Chop chop!

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On it!

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HE LAUGHS EVILLY

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Ha-ha-muah-ha-ha-ha!

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DING DING

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One consomme of pan-dimensional dandruff!

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HE WHISTLES CONTENTEDLY

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THEY LAUGH MENACINGLY

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One arugula toenail salad with almond vinaigrette drizzle.

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Hmmm!

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I'm a culinary genius! And I'm loving it!

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Woo-hoo! I'm rich and I'M loving it! Muh-hah-hah-hah!!

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HUBBUB OF EXCITED CHATTER

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FRENCH ACCENT: Fellow restaurateurs,

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I'm glad you could make it on such short notice

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to this emergency meeting of The Eating Alliance Of Doom.

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Force Fighters, Pronto Pizzas delivery guy,

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president and Maitre D' of Villains Jules Le Simian, thank you.

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And last but not least the cafeteria lady.

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The name's Helga!

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This Chez Voltar is muscling in on our turf.

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We haven't made sushi in weeks.

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And no-one seemed to notice our five minutes for free promotion!

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Chez Voltar needs to be put out of business...permanently!

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-ALL GASP

-Hey, it's just business.

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-Yeah!

-Yes. Absolument.

-Mm-hmm.

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To the food mobile!

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Erm...you mean my scooter?

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Yes, your scooter.

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VOLTAR LAUGHS EVILLY

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Who knew gross could make you so rich?!

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Hold it!

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The Eating Alliance Of Doom is here to shut you down.

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FOOD FIGHT!

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HEY!

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Those has-been restaurant owners will rue the day

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they messed with Chez Voltar!

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ATTACK!

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My potage! My flan!

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Quick, please!

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HE CRIES: Don't give up, minions!

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Ha-ha!

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COOK OFF!

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ALL: Huh! Cook off?

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You heard me. You, me, in a cooking competition.

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If I win, Chez Voltar stays open.

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And if we win?

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We close up shop forever.

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Hmm, we accept your sporting challenge.

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What are you doing, Frogg?

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Eating Alliance Of Doom is about to get served...

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some food! Muh-hah-hah-hah!!

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All right, folks.

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Each team has a limited time to cook their yummiest nummies

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and wow our judges!

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Cooks, are you ready?

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Ready!

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Force fighters super team combo cooking actualisation!

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Umph! Ready!

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Ha-ha!

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Let's cook some gross!

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Doomie, I need some slime!

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Where's that ear wax?

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Bleugh! This does not taste like potage.

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You're right, that's meat surprise!

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Oh, I thought we were making pizzas.

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We voted for sushi.

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Meat surprise!

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Time's up. Chefs, present your dishes!

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We give you this sushi pizza burger surprise...

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Eugh.

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Oh...

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Eugh!

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I knew we should have gone for the surprise pizza sushi loaf.

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I give you a doomhound slime-glazed roast

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with pan dimensional nail clippings,

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a light snot sauce with a slight waft of burp.

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IMPRESSED GASPS AND MURMURING

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A hair! Gross!

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Eugh!

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EVERYONE GASPS

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But you've been eating hair and fur this whole time!

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Yeah, when it was fancy doomhound hair, not disgusting, eugh,

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mad scientist hair.

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CRIES OF DISGUST

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I guess The Eating Alliance Of Doom wins.

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Ohhh.

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YEAH!

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Yes! Victory!

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WHAT?!

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Well, people did get grossed-out by our food, right?

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AH! No...wait!

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'Well, at least I'm still delicious.'

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