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And now for the "See, I told you!" muh-hah-hah. Muh-hah-hah-hah! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
Check. Can we get this victory thingy over with? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
I've really got to go to the washroom, muh-hah-hah! Muh-ah-ah! | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
Check! Ah, but could be tighter. And now, | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
the "Behold my totally awesome victory spin" muh-hah-hah! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Muh-hah-hah! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
Woah, woah! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
Check! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
Maybe not. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
Muh-hah-hah-hah! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
Huh? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
-E-e-ee! -Ooh-ah! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
-Huh? -Argh! -Oh! -Argh-h-h! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
COCKEREL CROWS | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
MECHANICAL TEETH WHIRR | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Yikes! Yow, yow, yow! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Bw-w-w-w-ww! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Gah-ah! LASER BEAM WHOOSHES | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
What...? Ugh-h-h! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Argh-h-h! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
HE SPLUTTERS | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Doktor Frog-g-g-g-gg! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
-Frogg! -Yeah, lookin' good, Voltar! -Good?! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Your useless inventions are cluttering my lair! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
Get rid of 'em! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
My brilliant evil inventions aren't useless! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
MIAOW! Oh, really? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
What about that?! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
This little guy? He's cute, but his back portion | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
has ten different... | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Like I said, useless! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Now, what will we throw out first? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
For an unlimited time... | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
-Huh? -..you can get this onion-scented towelette | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
and this smoke detector-detector, | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
with my no money back guaranteed, buy two, get none free offer. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
Change of plan! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
We'll make an infomercial like Evil Stevens | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
and sell your junk! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
People would buy my inventions? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Fro-o-ogg, people who watch infomercials will buy anything! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
Look! I bought two and got none free! Woo-hoo! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:19 | |
Tee-hee-hee-hee! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
We'll sell your evil inventions all across Metrotown, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:25 | |
nay, across the world! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Muh-hoo! Muh-hah-hah-hah! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
CROWD YELLING | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
Hee-hee, hee-hee, hee! I'm in! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Let the selling of junk... | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
begin! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Evil villain on a tight budget! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Are you an evil villain on a tight budget? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Tired of walking like a chump? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
There has to be a better way! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
'Make long walks a thing of the past, | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
'with Voltar Co's dangerous discount jetpack!' | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Ah-ha-a-a! Wo-o-o-oo! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
Fail to impress friends with second-rate laser beams? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
-LASER ZAPS -Wah-wah-wah-wah! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
It happens to me all the time! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
'We have a wide selection of lasers to meet all destructive needs!' | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
Ow-hoo-hoo-hoo! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
Bandango need shaving? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Oh, does it ever?! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Why not order a few of our turnip-powered super-shavers? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
-Grr-r-r-r. -Ah-h-h! No, wait! Ow, no, stop it! Oh, oh, please! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
Yours for three easy payments of 9.99, | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
and one slightly more difficult payment of 174,237. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
Evil villain on a tight budget! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Yes, one anti-sunshine supercream | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
and voice-deepening lozenge combo pack. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
PHONE RINGS Singing squid shemmies! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
I don't know what they are, but I want 'em! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Faux-leather titanium man-purses? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
ALL SPEAK AT ONCE | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
SCOOTER SCREECHES | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
BOOM! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Ooh! Hoo-ya! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
-LASERS ZAP -Ooh-ah! -Argh-h-h! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
SCOOTER SCREECHES | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Special delivery! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Oh, boy, my package is here! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
PHONES RINGING | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Ow-ah-ah-ah! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
We-e-ee! Yeah-ah-ah! Yes! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
The de-clutterification of the lair is making us rich! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:21 | |
Rich! Ha-ha-ha-hoo! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Ha-ha-ha-hoo! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
Oh, you know, 100 bills make the best money angels! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
My dear Frogg, do you have any more useless, untested, | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
possibly dangerous inventions to get rid of? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Do I ever?! Hee! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
And for an unlimited, non-exclusive time, | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
I offer YOU my famous buy three, get none free offer. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:43 | |
The nerve! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
I'm Evil Stevens! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
I'm the king of questionably functional, questionably safe, | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
evil inventions! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
This means WAR! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Ooh, Frogg, would you like diamond or ruby sprinkles | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
on your money milkshake? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Hmm, I'm not sure. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Which goes better with caviar? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
DOORBELL RINGS But...oh...! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Grr! I told them to deliver the indoor ocean tomorrow! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
Beat it! No pick ups! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
I'm not here to buy anything! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
I'm here to shut you down. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Oh, in that case, let me direct you to our complaint department. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
Ra-a-a-ar! Grr-r-r! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
You don't understand! I'm Evil Stevens! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
The President of Rotten Core? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
CRICKETS CHIRPING | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Eh, your competitor? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Hello? Ugh. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
'Buy two, get none free.' | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Hey, it's the guy from the television! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Yeah, yeah! And yesterday's news! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Ha! The only thing here that's yesterday's news | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
is your two-bit operation! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Our gadgets are WAY more useless and TWICE as dangerous as yours! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:59 | |
-Oh, really? -Really. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
-Re-he-heally? -Re-he-heally. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Re-he-he-he-heally? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Re-he-he-he-he-heally! | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Re-he-he-he-he-he-heally? | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Re-he-he-he-he-he-he-heally! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
-Seems like our competitive banter is evenly matched! -True! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
There is only one way to settle this! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Right! A sell off, this weekend at the Mad Science Fair. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:23 | |
And may the best worst salesman WIN! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:28 | |
Mm-hmm! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Wow! This is amazing! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
How did I ever live without this? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
-There must be a better way? -Oh-h-h-h! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Save it for the crowd, Red. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
-CONTRAPTION CLUNKS -Ah-h-h! Stupid auto-autographer! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
I need you to deal with my screaming fans! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
-BOOM! -Argh-h-h! Gah-ha! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
-CROWD GASPS -The wheel, the printing press, | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
penicillin, the internet, | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
and now, presenting the next leap in human ingenuity, | 0:07:00 | 0:07:06 | |
Evil Stevens! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Like anyone's going to buy from him! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
CROWD RABBLE | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
..selling, but I want three! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
That's great, thanks. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
If they think that's awesome, | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
wait until they get a load of Voltar Co's booth! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
Ta-da! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:26 | |
DANCE MUSIC BLARES | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Dance, you useless buckets of bolts! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
ROBOTS CLANK AND WHIRR | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Ooh! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
Feeling hot and bothered? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Try my air-conditioned underwear! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: -'Tell you what, I need those!' | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Edible earplugs! The revolutionary low-cal snack, | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
and irritating noisy underwear sound blocker! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
'Give me three! I want three!' | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Right, muscly-fying deodorant! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
Woo-ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
BOOM! Oh, my! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
SCREAMING | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Nuclear honey-ham glazer! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
LASER ZAPS | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Woof, woof, woof, woof! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
-SHOUTING -Why spend money on juggling lessons | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
when your very own Jugglebot can juggle for you? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
CROWD CLAMOURS | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
-BANG! -Foolish Mad Science Fair attendees! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
It is I, the mighty Skullossus! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Carry on. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
-SCREAMING -Hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
Voltan, Skullossus is Metrotown's biggest villain! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
He must spend a fortune on villain junk! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
I saw him as a walking coin first! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Excuse me, young man. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
-Out of my way, Granny! -I love spending my parents' money | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
without thinking! | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
Beat it, kid! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
-DOOMAGEDDON SNARLS -Argh-h-h! Oh-oh! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Ah-oh-ah! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
ALL SHOUTING | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
How does it do that? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
Eat tractor beam, Stevens! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
-TRACTOR BEAM ZAPS -I don't... | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
CRASH! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
-Hoo! Try my gravity inverter. -REMOTE BLEEPS | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
-Gah-h-h! Oh! -Oh, yeah? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Eat disco! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
GUN BLASTS | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
DISCO MUSIC PLAYS | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
Ah, I wonder what this does. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
Gah-h-h! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
'My dear Frogg, do you have any more useless, untested, | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
-'dangerous inventions to get rid of?' -'Do I ever?!' | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
Oh, no! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-MIAOW! -Aww! Cute. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
MECHANICAL CAT WHIRRS | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
BOOM! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
-Ah-h-h-h! -Ah-hee, ah-hoo-hoo! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
'At last, I have found what I was looking for!' | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
These are awesome! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Skullossus, awa-a-a-a-ay! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
Y'know, if we all would've worked together, | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
we could've sold tonnes of stuff to Skullossus! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Hey, if Rotten Core and Voltar Co join forces, | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
we'd be the biggest purveyors of villain junk, I mean, | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
quality merchandise, in the world! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
You just may be onto something, Stevens! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:37 | |
SOFT BACKGROUND MUSIC PLAYS | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Bye! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
Get back to work! I'm not not paying you to slack off! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:50 | |
-Gr-r-r-r-rr! -Ooh! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
-We're never using your contract fine-print reader again! Ever! -Ow! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
Ah-ah-ah, less chattin', more stackin'! | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Fro-o-ogg! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:03 | 0:11:08 |