Could Dinosaurs Ever Come Back? Little Howard's Big Question


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Big Howard, I don't want to worry you...

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-Oh, you've not spilt your drink?

-Er, no.

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-Have you swallowed a wasp?

-No.

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The country's at war?!

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I don't think so. Do you worry about those things?

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Constantly. It's called being a grown up.

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-Blimey! No wonder you're going bald.

-What?! Don't tell me that!

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-I'll have to worry about that!

-And the small dinosaur on the table.

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Sorry, dinosaur?

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Yeah, dinosaur.

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Where is it?

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Oh, it's going off.

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When you say small dinosaur, what, what exactly do you mean?

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Well, I mean, it was a dinosaur. Only very small.

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Right. What sort of dinosaur?

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It was triceratop-docus rex. I'd recognise one anywhere.

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Is this one of your jokes?

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-Like when you thought you saw a bandersnatch in the attic?

-No.

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I was up there for five hours with a butterfly net.

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-No, it's really real.

-Really?

-Really.

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Hang on a minute. It said in the news

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that there was a lizard escaped from the reptile house, at the local zoo.

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It might be that. You keep watch. I'll go and get the newspaper.

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-What if it attacks me?

-Well, keep hold of it.

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Or make sure it keeps hold of you.

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Here it is.

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-Behold, the dino catcher!

-How on earth did you...?

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Just a little something I knocked up.

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It says here a lizard escaped from the reptile house, at the zoo last

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night. And is believed to be at large in the Purley area.

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Members of the public are advised not to build large traps,

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-to try and catch it.

-Oops.

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-If you see it, call the reptile police.

-Brilliant!

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Right, where is he?

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All we need to do now is tempt him into the trap.

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-Oh, I think I can see his tail.

-What do dinosaurs eat?

-Lizards.

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Where do we get lizards from?

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No, no. I mean, it's not a dinosaur, it's a lizard. What do lizards eat?

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-Er, cakes?

-No.

-Oh, come on! Everything eats cakes.

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It's a Victoria Sponge!

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I thought they ate grubs or something. It's... I,

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I don't know how that works.

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What shall we do now?

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Call the reptile police at the zoo.

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Well, done. You've done a good job.

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Very professional bit of trapping. Good idea with the sponge cake.

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Big Howard said it wouldn't work.

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-He thought it was a dinosaur.

-Well, sort of dinosaurs.

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Dinosaurs are pre-historic reptiles, with scaly skin.

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-So, quite a lot like a lizard.

-Told you!

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-It's not actually a dinosaur, though, is it?

-Well, no.

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Told you, ha, ha!

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Could I hold him?

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Yes, you could. They're very placid creatures, unless they're alarmed by

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-sudden movement or noise.

-KLAXON BLASTS

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I, Little Howard, have come with another one of my big questions!

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-Could the dinosaurs ever come back?

-I do wish you wouldn't do that.

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-What did he say?

-He said, I do wish you wouldn't do that.

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Don't worry, he's more scared of you, than you are of him.

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Are you sure?

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'Prehistoric Purley hit headlines today

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'When a fossilised crinkle cut chip was found in the tarmac.'

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KLAXON BLASTS

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# I love monkeys

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# I love monkeys

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# All those happy little chirpy little monkeys

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# With their tails

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# And their bananas

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# I think that if we were all monkeys we'd have happier mananas

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# Give me monkeys Lots of monkeys

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# For you know that it's the monkeys I adore

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# If my love said that she did not love those monkeys

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# I wouldn't love her any more

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# Thank you very much! #

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ROARING

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Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah!

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Euurrgh!

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Brilliant, a dinosaur!

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He just ate one of the monkeys. You love monkeys!

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When have I ever said I love monkeys?

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The song?

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Oh, yes, yes. I do. But dinosaurs are even better.

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-Why don't you sing, "I love dinosaurs"?

-(Monkeys are cheaper!)

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Now, don't worry, this won't hurt a bit.

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-Ow!

-When are we going to answer my big question?

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I'm a little bit busy at the moment.

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-What are you doing?

-This one will hurt quite a lot.

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-Ow!

-Is she giving you Botox in your Botox?

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No, she's giving me nine inoculation injections, just in case that lizard

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gave me a tropical disease.

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-How many injections is the lizard getting?

-One big one, hopefully. Ow!

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Is one of them to stop you turning into a dinosaur?

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It's a lizard! I don't think lizard bites work like vampire bites.

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I'm sure I'll be fine. Ow!

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Nurse, could you leave the needles in?

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And then his bum will look like a hedgehog.

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That's a bit unorthodox. But sounds like a laugh. So yes, we'll do that.

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What?! No, no, you could not! No, she can't do that.

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Do you have to sit gawping?

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Well, I need an answer! Could dinosaurs ever come back?

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Dinosaurs can't come back, Little Howard.

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They died out millions and millions of years ago.

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Oh, this next needle looks enormous.

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-She's going to have to take a run up for this one.

-You are not helping!

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This one will be excruciatingly painful.

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Do we have to give me these injections in my bottom?

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We normally do them in your arm. But your friend

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-said you'd prefer them in your bottom.

-What!? You...

-Hold still.

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You little... AHHHHH!

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I'll go and talk to Mother. Mother, could the dinosaurs ever come back?

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Certainly. How about Tuesday afternoon?

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-Brilliant!

-What's brilliant?

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Whenever you think anything's brilliant, it's usually awful.

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-Mother's bringing the dinosaurs back, on Tuesday.

-How?!

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She could get the bus. Or her mother could drop her.

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How could an entire species get the bus back from extinction?

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-And who's the mother of all dinosaurs?

-Pat, from EastEnders?

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Mother, why are telling Little Howard

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he can bring the dinosaurs back?

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-Oh, the dinosaurs! I thought you said Jenny.

-What?

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-Easy mistake to make.

-What?!

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You know, Jenny!

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I thought you asked if Jenny could come round. Lovely girl.

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"Jenny" doesn't sound anything like "dinosaur"!

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Ah, but it does in German.

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-Oh!

-I think I'm going to go back to bed.

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Are the dinosaurs coming on Tuesday, or not?

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I need to know whether I should tidy my room.

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They are definitely coming round on Tuesday.

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-Go tidy your room.

-She said Jenny was coming.

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Oh, no. Jenny's been extinct for over 65 million years.

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Oh, for goodness sake! Ow!

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So, this picture is an example of a long extinct, giant lizard,

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who lived between the triassic period, 250 million years ago,

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and the cretaceous period, 65 million years ago.

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And this is picture of Jenny, who lives round the corner.

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Right you are. I've got it.

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Good. Now...what's...this?

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Um...hmm...no.

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What about this one?

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That is an ichthyosaur. They were giant marine reptiles,

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who ate turtles and squid. And that's a lovely girl, Jenny.

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I know her mother from Bingo. She won £50 last week.

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Oh, yes, hello, hello, Mother Helpline, yes. Yeah, it's Mother.

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She's, she's confusing dinosaurs

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with a girl called Jenny, who lives round the corner.

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Yeah, she's doing it again. OK, great, I'll do it.

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So, just a firm, open-handed biff, on the side of the monitor.

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Oh! That's a Tyrannosaurus Rex and that's Jenny.

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-Oh!

-That's done the trick.

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Great, thank you. Right, what shall we do now?

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-I want to find another dinosaur.

-I'm afraid we can't.

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I can. I just set another trap.

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-Mother, what do Tyrannosaurus Rex's eat?

-Oh, er...

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Never mind. Mother, can you explain that dinosaurs can't come back?

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Oh, yes. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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But how they got that way is open to scientific speculation.

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One theory says there was a very severe ice age

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and they couldn't survive in such a cold climate.

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Another theory suggests an asteroid smashed into the earth,

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wiping them all out.

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-I think it was probably because they left the tap on.

-What?

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They left the tap on and drowned. Not a lot of scientists agree.

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Eek! Asteroid, definitely asteroids. Or, a huge flying pie.

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Eek! Probably an asteroid.

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OK, so the dinosaurs are extinct.

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-Yes.

-So, where can we find one?

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The Isle of Wight. No, I'm serious.

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Oh, really?

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They're always finding old dinosaur bones and fossils there.

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If we want to bring the dinosaurs back,

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-we should go.

-Brilliant! Where's the Isle of Wight?

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I don't know.

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I think you need to brush up on your geography, Big Howard.

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Turned out the Isle of Wight's just underneath Hampshire, in the bottom

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-of Britain. Handy that, isn't it?

-Where shall we start digging?

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-Well, not here. This is the ferry.

-Is that not part of the Isle?

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-Not technically.

-There might be dinosaur bones under our feet.

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According to the deck plan, the only thing under us is a snack shop.

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Let's dig down to the snack shop. I'm a bit peckish.

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-Probably safest to use the stairs.

-Oh, right.

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Where are we going to find these dinosaurs, then?

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-We need to find a paleontologist.

-What's that?

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I think it's an expert in buckets.

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Right, a paleontologist, I see. That's probably Latin. Why?

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Well, we're at the seaside. We'll need a spadeontologist as well.

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Oh, I know. You stay here and keep an eye out, and I'll just go over here.

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Oh, OK. See you in a bit.

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I may be some time.

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Somebody's painted these binoculars green!

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I've been looking everywhere for you. What you doing?

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Um, research?

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What are we going to do now?

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The lady in the..."fossil" shop says we should go

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and see an expert at Dinosaur Isle.

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OK, can I help you with any research? Carry any of it?

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-Eat any of it?

-No, it's all mine. Afraid not.

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-Let's go.

-Dinosaurs!

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Wow, what are they?

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Well, that looks like a letter J. It's probably Jurassic period.

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There's the letter G and the letter E. This is

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clearly a dinosaur school, where they learnt to read.

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It says here, it's a 140 million year old fossil, called an ammonite.

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-I meant that.

-I don't think dinosaurs could read.

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They'd have read all the history books,

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And stayed indoors on the day the meteor was going to hit them.

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This is all very well, this ammonite stuff, but it's not...Wow!

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Wow!

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Cor!

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Look at that!

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Blimey, Big Howard, what's that?

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Well, according to the sign, it's an iguana called Don.

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No, it says it's an iguanodon. They lived 140 million years ago.

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They ate mainly plants. It's very big for a vegetarian!

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But what was his Christian name?

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No, it doesn't look like a Don. It looks more like a Clarence.

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-Or something like that.

-Holy diplodocus! Look at that?

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What do you think that is?

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Wow! Yeah.

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I reckon this is...this is Paula.

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-Paula?

-Yeah.

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This is 125 million years old!

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It's a seven metre long killer dinosaur, with razor sharp teeth

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and claws that can tear your face off with one slash.

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-Looks like the lady who works down the post office.

-What?

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But you haven't been taking this seriously!

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-I'm going to go find someone who knows...

-Sorry!

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It does look like the woman who works down the post office.

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Let me out!

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Excuse me, something seems to have gone wrong with the lock.

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Lock seems to be stuck. Hello?

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Excuse me, my friend Big Howard has

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accidently been locked in the gentleman's toilet, by me.

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-Do you work here?

-I'm Steve, the curator -

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the person who looks after all the fossils, in Dinosaur Isle.

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-So, you're a paleontologist?

-Yeah, paleontologist.

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Geologist, as well, to understand the rocks.

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Am I right that a paleontologist is an expert in buckets?

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Well, we often use buckets a lot, actually, to get all the muck off

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the bones we're trying to get out. But mainly I look at ancient life.

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Things which have been here and have died and got fossilised.

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It is the study of ancient animals and plants.

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But why are you looking for them on the Isle of Wight?

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The oldest thing I've seen here was the snack shop lady on the ferry.

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But when I asked if she was a dinosaur, she threw me out!

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Didn't let Big Howard buy a flapjack.

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When the dinosaurs were here, 125 million years ago, we were

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on the same line of latitude, the same bit of geography,

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that north Africa is today.

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So, they lived and died and after the years of sediments piling

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up on top, as the coast retreats, then these bits of bones fall out.

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So they lived and died here, and got trapped.

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It says in my Dinosaur Hunter's Handbook, that there are real

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footprints of dinosaurs on the Isle of Wight. Is that true?

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Go to Hanover Point, and as the tide comes in, clay falls down.

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Out come these massive, concrete like, three-toed foot casts.

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Right. I think I'll go and find them. Could you keep an eye on Big Howard?

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He's still trapped in the loo. Just push some food under the door

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-a couple of times a day for me?

-Yeah, we'll look after Big Howard.

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Right, so this is Hanover Point.

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Where are these dinosaur footprints?

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Oh, look, there's one! Oh, no, that's my footprint.

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Right, in the early cretaceous period, 140 million years ago,

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this area was a boggy flood plain. Oh, maybe Mother was right.

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They did leave the tap on.

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Oh, my goodness, look at that! Wow! I can see its claws and everything.

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Right, these are the footprints of an iguanodon.

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And when it had left them,

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they filled up with sand, blowing in the area.

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And the sand went hard and left this impression.

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That's amazing! These have been stuck in a bog

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for 140 million years. Oh, that reminds me...

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KNOCK KNOCK!

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Is anybody there?

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I've run out of toilet paper.

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Honestly, I've finished.

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That was amazing! Can anyone find dinosaur bones?

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Yeah. The only problem is recognising what you're looking at.

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There's loads of things which look like bones and aren't.

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And lots of things which don't actually are.

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-Can you help us find a dinosaur?

-You might not find a dinosaur,

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but we will find fossils.

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Brilliant! Well, I suppose we better let Big Howard out of the loo.

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-So, what we looking for, then?

-Dinosaur bones tend to be black.

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So, anything black amidst these rocks.

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But you've got to look. That's a big oyster shell,

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you can see the line between the two shells.

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That's been washed out of these

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tough rocks by the incoming tide, over many years.

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Eventually, the floor of the lagoon sank, and the sea invaded.

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Covered everything and laid down sandy rocks,

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full of big oysters. There's a block of it.

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This is limestone. It's full of fossil oysters.

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Look, they're all over the place.

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They've been trapped for 120 million years,

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when this was part of a lagoon.

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So look here, we can see all sorts of shapes.

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Well, look, here, here's a sponge.

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75 million years ago it died, and eventually its skeleton broke down,

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and formed what we call flint.

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What, 75 million years ago, I could have washed my face with that?

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Well, you could, yes. If you'd been around then.

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-Brilliant!

-Is this a dinosaur bone?

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It's black but unfortunately, this is a piece of wood.

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How do you test it?

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Find a rock that is tougher than what you're going to try and mark.

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Black. Black means it's got to be a piece of fossil tree. So, that was.

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That black thing is bone.

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But it's not dinosaur - it's from a shark. It's the spine of shark.

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That's a shark's spine? Wow!

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It's another indication of what the environment was,

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120 million years ago - there was water all over the place.

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So, it makes a great fossil.

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Yeah, but I still haven't seen any bits of a dinosaur.

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That's a piece of dinosaur.

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Now, I know it doesn't look very much.

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But if you look closely, see those little dots?

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Those are bone cells which were broken as it washed up on the beach.

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It could come from a meat-eating dinosaur, 10m long, even more.

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Cool!

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A sort of killer of iguanodon. We call it new hunter.

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Brilliant! There must be loads more in the cliffs.

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Let's start digging!

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You get trapped in there, and I'll have to pull you out.

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Or dig us out millions of years later.

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What is the best thing that's been found on this beach?

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Recently, another really nice dinosaur bone has been found.

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-And I just happen to have it. Do you want to see it?

-Yeah!

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At last, proper dinosaurs!

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Now, this was found by a friend of mine, not that long ago.

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Pretty fragile. One, two, three...

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those are bones of the back.

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Got to be quite a large plant- eating dinosaur, we call iguanodon.

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And that name only means, "teeth like iguana".

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-Brilliant. Can we look for some more?

-Of course we can.

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-It would be nice to find the rest of this!

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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We'll find something round here. Big Howard, I've found something!

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-There's a bit of black stuff there.

-Oh, great. What have we got here?

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-Ah, you've got a piece of dinosaur poo.

-Dinosaur poo. Wow!

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Brilliant. Cor, thanks very much for that, Steven.

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-I'll just leave that, there.

-Ow!

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Little Howard's been knocked unconscious by some dinosaur poo!

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Oh, that was such a shame, because he was such a fan of dinosaurs.

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Big Howard, Steven, where are you?

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Actually, where on earth am I?

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GROWLING Oh, there you are.

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Big Howard, have you, have you eaten too much research?

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You're looking a little bit green. A bit like...A MASSIVE DINOSAUR!!.

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'The mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex bears down upon another hapless victim.

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Who's that talking? Help, help!

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HE SCREAMS

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'Will Little Howard get eaten by the dinosaur? Of course not!

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'But what cunning way will we find to get him out of it?

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-'Excuse me, I'm narrating this bit.

-Oh, yeah?

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'Who will win the punch up between the two narrators?'

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Will you get on with it? I want to find out if I get eaten!

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-'Sorry.

-Sorry.'

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So, isn't it time you switched to Rex Off?

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Voted number one Tyrannosaurus Rex repellent of the cretaceous period.

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'My name is Little Howard.

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'I was struck on the head by dinosaur poo and I woke up

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in the year 100 million BC. Am I mad, in a dream sequence, or back in time?

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'Whatever happens, it's like I've landed on a different planet.

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'Maybe if I can find out a reason, I can get home.' Where's my Rex Off?

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RRROOOAAARR!

0:22:070:22:08

Well, thank goodness for advertising.

0:22:080:22:11

'What is a cartoon boy doing here?

0:22:110:22:14

'This is supposed to be a serious documentary.'

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-Is it?

-'Yes.'

-So you actually brought the dinosaurs back?

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'Um, uh, ah, um... Look over there, it's an anatotitan!'

0:22:200:22:24

Cool! Hello, fellas, what are you doing?

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'While they are drinking, the ananotitans

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'are attacked by a Tyrannosaurus.

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'She easily catches a straggler and tucks right in.'

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No! Leave him alone, you bully!

0:22:370:22:39

'She needs to provide breakfast for her young family.'

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-What about me? I haven't eaten all day.

-'You are not a baby T-Rex.'

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-I still need my breakfast, though.

-'The mum delivers a slab of meat.'

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Oh, dear. Actually, I...

0:22:520:22:54

I'm not hungry. I just remembered I had a flapjack.

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'At only four weeks old, competition is fierce amongst the chicks.'

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After you, I insist.

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'In two months time, the mother will abandon her chicks.

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'If she doesn't decide to eat them, herself.'

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What sort of a mother are you? This one's got the right idea.

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'Already, the least agile of the chicks

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'has been excluded from the feed.'

0:23:180:23:21

Never mind, hey? We'll try the snack shop on the way home.

0:23:210:23:25

Where is the ferry terminal? Maybe it's this way.

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'The iguanodon's appetite is huge,

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'and the herd travels in search of fresh vegetation.'

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I'll follow these guys. They look like they know where they're going.

0:23:340:23:39

Wait for me!

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'Most dinosaurs can only crudely slice food

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'with their teeth. But iguanodons were the first herbivores with

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-'back teeth, that can grind before swallowing.'

-Oh, my head.

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'The iguanodon are being stalked.'

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Oh, dear. I've had enough of this.

0:23:580:24:02

I'm out of here.

0:24:020:24:03

Oh, ow!

0:24:030:24:04

I love dinosaurs, but I've decided I don't want to live with them.

0:24:040:24:09

They're really nasty to each other.

0:24:090:24:11

I hope the dinosaurs don't come back.

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HORN TOOTS

0:24:140:24:15

Oh, what's that noise?

0:24:150:24:18

Sounds like a car...

0:24:180:24:20

At last! Are you all right, Little Howard? I was worried.

0:24:220:24:26

Where's the Tyrannosaurus Rex?

0:24:260:24:28

-What, the fibre glass one, or the skeleton one?

-Real one!

0:24:280:24:32

The one that's going to eat her own children!

0:24:320:24:35

This sounds like one of your dream sequences.

0:24:350:24:38

But it can't have been. It seemed so expensive.

0:24:380:24:41

You, um, knocked yourself out on, on, on some dinosaur poo.

0:24:410:24:45

The doctor said you had concussion, so we had to come straight home.

0:24:450:24:50

There was loads of other stuff to see. But we couldn't do it.

0:24:500:24:54

-We must visit the Isle of Wight again one day.

-Yes, we must.

0:24:540:24:58

-Two cheers for the Isle of Wight!

-Just two?

-Well, let's not go mad.

0:24:580:25:02

Hi, Mother, we're home!

0:25:040:25:07

There you are, at last. Where on earth have you two been?

0:25:070:25:11

We've been to Hartleypool, Mother.

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Oh, Hartleypool! Little island off the bottom of Hampshire.

0:25:130:25:18

Did you find out if the dinosaurs could ever come back?

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Well, let's put it like this...

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SNARL

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# Will I ever chat to A velociraptor?

0:25:260:25:30

# Go one on one With an iguanodon?

0:25:310:25:35

# Will my eyes alight on An anatotitan?

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# Will they ever focus On a diplodocus?

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# Oh, will I see a T-Rex attack A stegosaurus's spiky back?

0:25:440:25:49

# Utahraptors hunting in packs Will the dinosaurs ever come back? #

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# Will I share my packed meal With a terradactyl?

0:25:570:26:02

# Will I give my coleslaw To an ichyosaur?

0:26:020:26:06

# Give my fizzy pop To triceratops?

0:26:060:26:11

# Have a slice of cheese... # That's my cheese, give me my cheese!

0:26:110:26:16

# Sing the chorus To a brontosaurus

0:26:160:26:18

# Oh, will I see a T-Rex attack A stegosaurus's spiky back?

0:26:180:26:23

# Utahraptors hunting in packs

0:26:230:26:24

# Oh, will the dinosaurs ever come back?

0:26:240:26:27

# But a stegosaurus Is going to floor us

0:26:270:26:32

# And a terradactyl Will have me for a packed meal

0:26:320:26:37

# With an iguanodon I'll get stepped upon

0:26:370:26:41

# And a tyrannosaurus Is going to want to gore us

0:26:410:26:46

# I hope the dinosaurs don't come back

0:26:480:26:51

# Or else I'll be a T-Rex's snack

0:26:510:26:53

# I've seen a brontosaurus attack

0:26:530:26:55

# I hope the dinosaurs don't come back!

0:26:550:26:58

# Hope the dinosaurs don't come back Or else I'll be a T-Rex's snack

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# I've seen a brontosaurus attack Hope the dinosaurs never come back! #

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SPLASH!

0:27:070:27:09

I think that summed everything up.

0:27:090:27:11

I still don't think you should have kicked me into the sea.

0:27:110:27:15

-Seemed a good way to end.

-Next time I'll get a utahraptor onto you.

0:27:150:27:19

We've established we can't bring the dinosaurs back!

0:27:190:27:22

I can make some calls. Oh, is that a diplodocus?

0:27:220:27:26

No, I think that's a nudist.

0:27:260:27:28

Before we go, we also discovered something else on the Isle of Wight.

0:27:280:27:33

A collection of ancient fossilised jokes.

0:27:330:27:36

Paleontologists think these might be the oldest jokes in the world.

0:27:360:27:41

We thought they'd fit nicely into our show.

0:27:410:27:44

Yes, some of them aren't in good condition, I'm afraid.

0:27:440:27:47

Some of the triassic wisecracks are shoddy.

0:27:470:27:50

They were rude. Those plateosauruses should wash their mouths out.

0:27:500:27:55

But we thought we'd read you some of the best ones.

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OK, I say, I say, I say, my diplodocus has got no nose.

0:28:000:28:05

Really? How does it smell?

0:28:050:28:06

It can't. Which means it doesn't detect predators

0:28:060:28:10

effectively! Luckily though, it also smells awful.

0:28:100:28:14

So most of them keep their distance anyway. Ha!

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