Toy Roy Little Roy

# Hey, everybody, won't you come on in?

# I'm Little Roy, and this is Finn

# We live together and we sure are glad

# To have my big sister Becky and my mum and dad

# I'm Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# Sometimes a cartoon kid can make mistakes

# Like a runaway train without any brakes

# When I'm in a pickle or a tricky situation

# I love to use my big imagination

# Where I can be Wonder Roy with my sidekick, Finn

# Battling supervillains and we always win

-# Little Roy

-# He's Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# He's Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# He's Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# He's Little Roy. #

Hey, everybody, can you believe this teddy?

It's almost as big as a real bear.

It's a birthday present for Tristan's little cousin Lucy.

Don't move that finger.

Oops! Sorry.

Lucy's birthday was a week ago, but my mam is minding her today.

Perfect! You can move your finger now, Roy.

I can't! It... It's stuck!

But Lucy's going to be here any minute now!

DOORBELL RINGS

-MUM:

-Tristan! Your cousin Lucy is here.

-My best birthday present was my doctor costume.

-Mm?

It's from my mum and dad.

I'm not a real doctor, but I will be when I grow up,

so you can call me Doctor now, if you like.

Oh! Whatever you say, Dr Lucy.

-Oh, Tristan has a present for you.

-He does?

-Mm, a very special one.

TRISTAN GASPS

-BOTH:

-What are we going to do?

Boys?

THEY GASP

-Hi, Tristan, where's my present?

-Lucy! Erm, hi. You see, er...

The thing is, erm...

I love it! This is the best present ever!

Thank you, thank you, thank you! What's his name?

Roy. I mean Toy.

His name... He's a toy. His name is Toy Roy.

-Thank you, thank you, thank you!

-You're welcome.

Doctors have very good manners.

Don't go anywhere, Toy Roy, I'll be right back.

I can't wait for you to meet the others.

Phew!

Now what are we going to do?

I'll fix that teddy.

What about me?

You're going to be Toy Roy until I get back.

-That will never work!

-Of course it will.

But no matter what, you can't tell Lucy that you're real.

-BANANAS!

-HE LAUGHS

What's the matter Did I frighten you?

I thought you were Lucy.

No, Dr Lucy's inside with Maura.

Oh! I see your teddy bear's been in the wars.

Let's get this poor fella inside.

Oh... It's not mine. You see, what happened was...

I know what happened. You think you're too big to play with teddies.

There's no need to be embarrassed, son.

Er, yeah, that's not it.

I still have my favourite action figure in the attic.

Sir Leonard. We had our fair share of adventures.

Do you think you can help me repair him? It's for Lucy.

Oh, the birthday girl? Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, you know, I'm a dab hand at the old toy surgery.

-Are you coming?

-Oh, erm, no.

Roy wants to stay here and play with Lucy. Don't you, Roy?

Yeah. Can't wait to start playing...

Right, let's go.

-Trust me, I'm a doctor.

-HE LAUGHS

I can do this. I can do this.

I can't do this!

-LUCY:

-Toy Roy!

-Oh, no!

There you are! I've got some friends who want to meet you.

This is Rabbit. He's been on a plane!

This is Professor Dog. She's super-smart.

And this is Princess Lovelything.

Hmmm... Now, which of you should I play with first?

You!

-Well?

-It's, erm... I can see the staple.

And it's a different colour. Apart from that, it's pretty good.

-But where did you get a teddy bear's arm?

-Well, I got it off one of

Becky's old teddies. She'll never notice!

-BECKY, UPSTAIRS:

-Aaarghh!

-I think she noticed.

-We might need another plan.

You're awesome! You're stretchy.

You're squashy!

You're the best toy ever.

-Ow!

-You talked?

I love toys that talk!

You know, it's a good idea, but I don't think we're quite there yet.

-What's going on?

-Tristan ripped the arm off his teddy.

-It's not my teddy, it's Lucy's.

-Her birthday present?

It's OK, she doesn't know. But Mr O'Brien has been helping me

-repair it.

-There is nothing this DIY master can't fix!

What...is this?

Well, first of all, he took one of Becky's teddies' arms off,

-then Becky no...

-OK, OK, I don't want to know.

We'll fix it. Bill, get me my sewing box.

One day, Toy Roy was having a nice walk in the forest...

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow!

..until he saw Princess Lovelything stuck in a castle tower.

"I'll save you, Princess!

"But you can't get through the bushes. They're full of spiders.

"I'm not scared of spiders."

The brave Toy Roy ran through the spidery bushes,

and saved Princess Lovelything.

"You saved me, Toy Roy! Now, how should I reward you? With a feast?

"With all the gold in my kingdom?"

"No. I have an even better idea.

"You shall marry me."

Hmm... You don't look very well. This is a job for Dr Lucy.

You could just do it yourself, Maura.

You are the queen of needle and thread.

It's important for children to learn to do things for themselves.

I did it!

See? Hm?

Well done!

I don't believe this!

Now what am I going to do?

Er... Dr Lucy could have Sir Leonard, my old action figure.

I'm trying to find him a good home, and charity shops won't take him.

Thanks, but you can keep Leonard. I really need to be getting back.

Thanks.

Poor old Sir Leonard. Nobody wants him any more.

No! You can't operate!

I'm not operating, I'm just getting Toy Roy ready for the wedding.

What's up with you?

Nothing. Wait, what wedding?

Toy Roy is going to marry Princess Lovelything.

Will you look after him while I get her ready?

Erm... OK.

And no peeking!

It's bad luck to see a princess before her wedding.

Please tell me you fixed the teddy. I'm too young to get married!

I really tried.

He looks worse than ever! Now what are we going to do?

I have no idea.

Oh, what would Wonder Roy do?

Oh, no!

Welcome to my finest moment, Wonder Roy!

Not even you can escape from my crazy cartoon cage.

Now Toonville will be all mine!

Major Order is up to his old tricks!

He's right, Wonder Roy, we'll never get out of here!

Fear not, Finn, for I have a plan.

I suppose you'll want a photo, then.

What are you talking about?

Well, if it is your finest moment, I just thought you'd want a photo.

That's...not a bad idea!

Wait a minute. Who's going to take the photo?

Ohhh! OK, fine, I'll do it.

-Ah. Thanks, Wonder Roy.

-Finn, could you hold my cloak?

-Say cheese!

-Cheese!

Gotcha!

You'll pay for this, you crime-fighting genius!

-Wow! Is there anything you CAN'T do, Wonder Roy?

-Oh, yes.

Things weren't always so easy for me, Finn.

Before I became a superhero, I did all kinds of jobs...

and was terrible at every one.

Allow me, madam.

Oopsies! DOG GROWLS

For the birthday girl!

Need some help?

Oops.

So you see, Finn, I tried being normal, but it just didn't work.

It was only by being myself - an awesome superhero -

-that my problems disappeared.

-Wow!

So, are you taking our photo or not?

Big smiles, everyone! Cheese!

That's it! I need to start being myself too.

-I'm not a toy, I'm a cartoon boy.

-Yeah, OK.

I guess I need to tell Lucy the truth.

Who are you talking to? And tell me the truth about what?

Oh, hi, Lucy... I was just talking to, erm...

-Well, the truth is, erm...

-Oh, just tell her!

-You're alive?

-Yep.

I was just pretending to be a toy. I'm really a cartoon boy.

-I said

-I

-was going to tell her.

But you were taking forever!

A cartoon boy? That's even better.

Yeah. Roy's the best.

But he's my friend, and he's real,

so I'm afraid I can't give him away.

But what about the princess? Who's she going to marry now?

And if Roy isn't a toy, where's my REAL present?

We're sorry we broke your bear, Lucy. It was an accident.

I totally understand if you want to tell my mam.

-He's perfect!

-He is?

A doctor needs patients, right?

But we must operate IMMEDIATELY!

Whoa!

Hey, watch it!

I can't help it. I'm nervous.

I told you not to worry. Your mam's in there helping Lucy.

OK. Teddy is resting now, but he is going to be fine.

-He looks good as new!

-Yeah.

Dad! Teddy's all right!

That's great news, Roy...

What's the matter?

Ah, nothing. I'm just, er, throwing away some rubbish -

some old, worn-out shoes, a broken lamp and, er...

..Sir Leonard.

Hold on, Dad, there's someone I'd like Sir Leonard to meet.

This...is Princess Lovelything.

The wedding is back on!

Do you hear that, Sir Leonard? You're going to marry a princess!

A princess!

Does this mean we have to go to a dolls' wedding?

Who cares? I'm just happy I can be myself again.

Being a toy is tough.

You're the best. Thanks, Real Roy.

You're...welcome... Ugh!