Flushed Away Little Roy

# Hey everybody won't you come on in?

# I'm Little Roy and this is Finn

# We live together and we sure are glad

# To have a big sister Becky and my mam and dad

# I'm Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# Sometimes a cartoon kid can make mistakes

# Like a runaway train without any brakes

# When I'm in a pickle or a tricky situation

# I love to use my big imagination

# Where I can be Wonder Roy with my sidekick, Finn

# Battling super villains and we always win

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy.

-#

HE SNORES

Wake up, Roy!

Hey, everybody. BUZZING

What's that noise? Sounds like a bee.

A great, big, huge, giant bee!

Whoa!

HE WHIMPERS

I mean, I don't normally mind bees. Or flies. Or even ants.

But this one sounds really big.

Time to get up.

Roy?

Be careful! There's a big bee in the room.

There's no bee.

But I can hear it. Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

That's dad brushing his teeth.

Dad's teeth can buzz?

Mine can't. Is there a button you have to press?

-What about yours? Do they make a noise?

-Teeth don't make a noise.

Mine do sometimes. Like this.

HE SHIVERS

That's dad's new electric toothbrush.

He's trying it out for the first time today.

Electric? What does that mean?

It has a battery inside that makes the brush whirl around really

-fast to clean your teeth better.

-Does it hurt?

-No.

And even if it had have been a bee,

we would have just opened the window and let it out.

-Oh! Take it easy.

-Sorry.

Can I have a go of your new toothbrush? Please? Can I?

No.

It's not a toy.

Anyway, you shouldn't share toothbrushes.

What's that say?

"Dad Only".

Just so there's no confusion.

Roy, would you look at that? I could stop traffic with these.

Like the lollipop lady at Becky's school?

Not exactly, no.

It's just... It's a figure of speech.

Just means my teeth are very shiny and clean.

-Can I just hold it?

-Dads only.

Now, I'm going to pop down and get the papers.

When I get back, we're going to the park cos I can feel a bit of

a Ronaldo moment coming on.

Boom!

Just trying out my new food processor.

Start with something simple.

Pancakes. Do you want to give me a hand, love?

You can add a pinch of salt.

I like to add cinnamon, but that's just me.

-Now, all we have to do is turn on.

-Wait!

What about the lid?

-You might want to go and wash that off.

-Oh!

-Sorry, love.

New gadgets. Instructions are never very clear, are they?

HE SCRUBS TEETH LOUDLY

Don't even look at it.

Go on, ya wee laddy! Pick me up! Don't be shy!

Not allowed.

Ah, but you're only having a wee look.

Dad said "Dad Only".

Just pick me up. I know you want to.

I wonder what happens if I press this.

Why don't you find out?

BUZZING Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! I can't stop buzzing!

Argh!

-KNOCKS ON DOOR

-Roy? Are you finished yet?

-What are you doing in there?

-No-o-o-thing!

Do-o-o-o-n't co-o-o-me in!

-Are you pretending to be a robot again?

-Yeah.

I'll be-e-e out in a-a-a mi-i-i-nute.

Hurry up!

BUZZING STOPS Oh, that's better!

Oh, no!

TOILET FLUSH

Oh, no!

This is how mam and dad clean the toilet.

SPLASHES

SPLASHES

Not again!

Whoa!

That was close.

It worked.

TOILET FLUSHES

Oh, no! KNOCK AT DOOR

KNOCKS ON DOOR

I need to come in. I've got pancake goo all over me.

Breakfast is nearly ready!

Mam's calling you.

She's making pancakes.

Your favourite.

-What's going on?

-Roy won't come out of the bathroom.

-Roy?

-Nearly done.

I'm in so much trouble. What am I going to do?

What would Wonder Roy do?

-Look at me.

-Finn? Did you leave the bath running again?

-No!

-ALARM SOUNDS

The whole of Toonville's under water, Finn.

We have to get to the bottom of this. Come on!

-Maybe somebody left the tap on.

-That must have been one big tap.

# The sun is shining down on me... #

The Messer!

# Because I am his bestest friend... #

You need to stop this. Right now.

Nice to see you too, Wonder Roy.

Do you like my new swimming pool? Big, isn't it?

-Let the water out so Toonville can get back to normal.

-No way!

I'm keeping my pool and there's nothing you and your little

fishy friend can do about it.

Now, go away.

I'm busy.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I'm not little. For a fish.

Come on! We need a plan.

I'm the expert on water here. Obviously.

We need to get the water back out to sea,

but without the Messer noticing, or he'll try to stop us.

-How do we do that?

-By starting here.

-All the way down there?!

-Don't worry.

-Make sure the helmet is on properly.

-Check!

Follow me.

And the Messer takes the gold for his amazing backstroke!

He is the best in the world!

Ha-ha-ha!

# The sun is shining down on me... #

-Are you ready?

-Ready.

What can I say? I'm very talented!

Wa-ha-ha-ha!

What?!

Argh!

-I want my swimming pool back!

-Sorry.

You'll just have to swim in a normal pool like everyone else.

HE WAILS

KNOCK AT DOOR

Hurry up!

What are you doing in there?

Coming.

I know.

Here we go.

Whoa!

-I'm going in.

-You can't.

Family rules. Remember?

Knock and wait.

Of course. That's important.

Well done.

KNOCKS ON DOOR

-Roy? Could you open the door, please?

-I can't stop!

You've got ten seconds, or I'm coming in.

-Whoa!

-One, two, three,

four... He does this sometimes.

Whoa!

Right, that's it.

Roy?

I'm here.

Roy!

I thought I'd never stop.

Oh! What happened?

I had a little accident.

Little?

I didn't mean it.

Dad's toothbrush made me go buzz buzz buzz.

What does the label on the toothbrush say?

"Dad Only".

It's for grown ups. It's too powerful for children to use.

Then a loo roll fell down the toilet. I tried to flush it.

You should have just told us.

I didn't know what to do. I'm sorry.

There. Fixed.

-So I didn't break the toilet then?

-Of course you didn't.

TOOTHBRUSH BUZZES

The toothbrush still works, so no harm done.

Just a little bit of tidying up, that's all.

OK.

We all drop a loo roll down the toilet occasionally.

It's not a problem. It's just a bit wet.

Now the next time you think you've done something wrong,

you just tell us, OK?

At least the goo in my hair is gone.

Wargh! Whoa!

THEY LAUGH

OK, stop. Help me up.

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

THEY LAUGH

Oh, my side hurts.

Oh, come on. Let's get this cleaned up before your dad gets home.

TUMMY RUMBLES

Oops.

Someone's hungry.

How about I make us some more pancakes?

-Will you remember to put the lid on the food mixer this time?

-Yes.

Thank you, Becky.

Becky always amazes me with her attention to detail.

OK, everyone, downstairs.

-Mam, can we go swimming tomorrow?

-Maybe.

-Yay!

Maybe doesn't mean yes, remember.

We talked about that.

I won't forget my armbands.

TOOTHBRUSH BUZZES

Oh, they're all my own.

I know.

It's been said.

Hm?

More powerful than the jaws of a shark.