Stormy Nighty Knight Little Roy

# Hey, everybody, Won't you come on in

# I'm little Roy and this is Finn

# We live together and we sure are glad

# To have my big sister Becky and my mam and dad

# I'm little Roy

# I'm little Roy

# Sometimes a cartoon kid can make mistakes

# Like a runaway train without any brakes

# When I'm in a pickle or a tricky situation

# I love to use my big imagination

# Where I can be Wonder Roy with my sidekick Finn

# Battling super villains, and we always win

-# Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy. #

THEY LAUGH

Hey, everybody. This is the worst weather ever.

Ah, Roy, you're drenched.

Sorry, I had to get this.

Roy!

Hey, Becky. Can I have a go?

Sure, copy me.

-THUNDER ROLLS

-Argh!

Relax, it's just thunder.

There's a storm on the way. Ha-ha.

I'm going to warn Finn.

Ooh, smells delicious.

Don't mind if I do.

Ha-ha-ha-ha. Mm. Ow. Ooh. Ow.

Careful, Dad. It's hot.

-It is hot!

-Dinner's ready.

Whoa.

Smells delicious.

Don't mind if I do.

Yum. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Hot.

THUNDER ROLLS

-Oh, Dad!

-Bill!

-That wasn't me, it was the thunder.

THUNDER ROLLS

See? It's getting closer.

You can tell by counting between the lightning flash

-and when you hear the thunder.

-Huh?

Yeah, yeah. Every second's about a mile.

Oh, there you go.

-One pink elephant.

-ALL:

-Two pink elephants.

-ALL:

-Three pink elephants. Four pink elephants.

-THUNDER CRASHES ALL:

-Ohh!

So it's about four miles away.

-Nothing to be scared of. Ha-ha-ha.

-Phew.

-Phew.

-Dare I say best pizza ever tasted?

Right, Becky. Let's get the movie treats ready.

Awwwww.

I can't wait for my friends to get here.

What movie are we watching?

It's the new Princess Bunny one and

it's just for me and my friends.

I know. I can help give out the snacks.

Remember what happened last time?

-That was an accident.

-Not really.

Please?

OK, maybe if... Hey!

Um, oops.

Roy always tries this.

Wait, he'll check if it's working...

HE SNIFFS

Now he takes it to the next level.

Boo-hoo-hoo!

And now it's sulking time.

Humph.

I know what we'll do.

Me, you and Finn, we'll read a book. How does that sound?

Can I pick one?

-Of course you can.

-A big one?

-Yes.

-Two books?

-OK.

-Some snacks?

-Yeah.

Three books?

THEY LAUGH

-No way.

-Yay! I'll go and pick some.

I wonder where he gets that from, huh?

THUNDER ROLLS

Aw, don't worry about it, the storm's miles away.

DOORBELL RINGS

I'll get it!

I'm in here.

REG: Thanks, Roy. Oh, oh.

-Aw.

-Becky!

Sorry, Reg, she's expecting some friends over.

I just wanted to make sure that you're all prepared for the storm.

That's very good of you, Reg,

but the forecast is for a mild storm, so I don't think...

Total preparation is key.

I've repaired every leak in the house and shed,

so not a drop of water can get in.

Thanks, Reg, I think we've everything under control here. Huh?

Oh, all, right, I'll go and help Barbara.

-She's blowing up the rubber dinghy.

-She's what?

Well, Barbara doesn't really like this kind of weather, you know.

So I find distraction is a good remedy.

It's hard to be nervous when you're busy.

Or, I'm just brainstorming here, but how about you run her

-a nice relaxing bath, help take her mind off things?

-A bath?

Trust me, it's a much better idea.

Oh, well, I'll do it. Ha-ha!

It'll be a surprise. And thanks for the tip.

Yes, thanks for thinking of us, Reg.

Don't worry, everybody. The weather forecast is always right, right?

Right, I mean, it's just a small storm.

Argh! Whoa-oh!

We're safe inside, I promise.

Come on, Becky, let's finish putting out the treats.

Me and Roy will read a...

Where's Roy?

Um, help!

HE HYPERVENTILATES

Don't worry, son, if the lights go out, it's just the storm.

Gilly, The Seasick Goldfish.

-"Gilly the goldfish lived in a round glass bowl."

-Dad?

THUNDER ROLLS

HIS TEETH CHATTER

Never mind.

Are you sure?

I'm not scared of the thunder, but Finn is.

You tell Finn it's normal to be scared of storms.

And then you can tell him he's safe and sound in here.

-OK?

-Did you hear that, Finn?

GOLDFISH GLUGS

Great. He heard it.

Good man. He-he.

Now, where were we?

-Sometimes Timmy the teddy bear sat next to... Oh, no!

-Yikes!

It's OK, Roy, it's all right.

I've an idea.

All we need is a torch.

-That's even better.

-Phew.

-BECKY SOBS

-It's OK, it's OK.

-Coming, Becky!

No, no! Hold on!

Oh, it's OK, it's OK.

SHE SOBS

We'll do it again. Huh?

-Oh, well done, Roy.

-Thanks.

Her friends just cancelled.

Ah, that's very disappointing, love.

THUNDER ROLLS

No, I want the storm to go away.

At least we have the light bulb.

Yes, we do, come on.

Quick, Roy, have another idea!

I can't think of one now.

Um...

Ah! One pink elephant.

THEY LAUGH

Two pink elephants. Thunder!

THUNDER ROLLS

THEY LAUGH

Uh, oh, no, no...

Hold onto it, son!

Must help Becky!

What would Wonder Roy do?

It is I, Nighty Knight.

Lights out, Toonville, Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

Argh!

Oh, yes!

-Huh?

-What happened?

Power cut. Hang on.

To the power station.

It's no surprise meeting you here, Nighty Knight.

Now, give up!

You'll have to catch me first. Ha-ha!

He's heading for the car wash!

Ha-ha-ha!

I smell all nice and lemony.

Oh, how could we lose him? He was right there.

Ah-ha-ha-ha!

How dare you chase me!

I control the storm.

Your heroes can't save you!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Argh!

-FINN SOBS

See that lightning? I did that.

That was me! Your leader.

-Finn!

-I don't like the dark. I'm scared.

Never fear, Finn. I have my wonder torch.

You must get me lots of, um, cool stuff,

and bedtime is at five o'clock now.

-Whoa! A shark! Run!

-Huh?

Argh! Argh!

Of course, that's it!

Toonville has been tricked by Nighty Knight's shadow.

-Quick! Follow me!

-Oh, right.

And no pets.

And...um, let me see. No birthdays!

-Having fun?

-Yikes.

CROWD CHEERS

All the other villains are better than me.

Well, you have a big imagination.

Really? Oh, yes.

I can't wait to tell the others. They'll be so jealous!

CROWD CHEERS Thank you. Thank you, kind fans.

I have a brilliant idea!

-No way!

-Oh-ho!

Once upon a time there was a princess bunny.

-Yay!

-Quick, quick.

Princess Bunny was the happiest princess in the world.

-Honestly, I don't know where he gets it from.

-His vivid imagination?

-There is no mystery there, love.

-From you?

Course he gets it from me.

-LAUGHS:

-Right, sure.

I...I guess it's possible, yeah.

Ahem.

I'll have you know I was quite the little actor when I was younger.

-Really?

-Yeah. I was even in the school play and everything.

-You never told me that.

-Yeah.

-Who were you?

-Huh?

-In the school play?

-Romeo.

-You were in Romeo And Juliet?

Yes, I was.

-Go on, then.

-Um, oh, yeah.

-Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art...

-Bill, Bill, Bill.

That's, um, that's Juliet's line.

"But I didn't turn orange," Prince Bunny whispered.

I'll get it.

-No, you're all right, son, I'm on it.

-Thanks, Dad.

Princess Bunny had the biggest, most carroty birthday party ever.

-BARBARA:

-Oh, hello, everyone.

We saw the lights from next door and we wondered if we could join you.

Of course. Is everything OK?

Well, Reg did a fantastic job arranging candles and flashlights.

He forgot to buy matches and batteries.

THEY LAUGH

Lesson learned. Let's move on, shall we? It's in the past.

He worked so hard to make the house waterproof.

And then he forgot and left the bath running upstairs. It's flooded!

I suppose I can see the irony of it.

THEY LAUGH

You always have the best intentions.

We might have fared better in a tent.

THEY LAUGH

Fair play to you, Reg. Have some popcorn.

-Roy is putting on a show for us.

-Everyone, dig in.

-We have lots of snacks.

-Hee-hee!

Oh!

THEY CHEER

-Thanks for helping me forget about the storm.

-You're welcome.

-Can you do me one more favour?

-Of course.

Just a little more. Please?

I've got it.

Princess Bunny And The Fire-breathing Dragon.

-How's he doing that?

-REG: Oh, that's great.

-My precious!

-Can I...

-Oh! What!

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Did you have to give me a fright again?

-Aw!

-Ah-ha-ha-ha(!)

-Red-handed, I caught you!