Messy Breakkie Little Roy

# Hey, everybody, Won't you come on in?

# I'm Little Roy and this is Finn

# We live together and we sure are glad

# To have a big sister Becky and my mam and dad

# I'm Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# Sometimes a cartoon kid can make mistakes

# Like a runaway train without any brakes

# When I'm in a pickle or a tricky situation

# I love to use my big imagination

# Where I can be Wonder Roy

# With my sidekick Finn

# Battling super villains and we always win

-# Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy. #

THEY LAUGH

SNORING

Hi, everybody. It's the weekend.

That means Mam and Dad are around to play with me and Becky all day!

STOMACH RUMBLING

Shh! We can't wake Becky!

I know you're hungry, but it's too early to wake Mam and Dad.

HE GASPS I have a brilliant idea!

I'm going to make breakfast in bed for everyone.

It's going to be the best breakfast in the world...ever!

Come on, follow me.

Don't worry, Finn, I won't forget you.

I'll be right back to feed you, too.

Whoa!

Shh! HE SIGHS WITH RELIEF

SNORING

Mam says she doesn't snore at all.

That's evidence!

TOILET FLUSHING Yikes! Someone's coming!

I know. Pretty cool, right?

It's nice being a cartoon.

Phew! All clear.

Woohoo! Made it without a sound.

DOOR SLAMS SHUT

Hmm, I'll have to be quick.

Uhh...

Whoa. Better have a banana before my tummy wakes everybody up.

MUNCHING AND SLUPRING

Ooh! Sorry.

Now, let's see. What does everybody love to have for breakfast?

I know! Pancakes.

Hmm. I know Mam uses flour when she makes pancakes, but where is it?

Nope. Nope. That's not it. No.

Aha! Now, what else do I need to make the best breakfast ever?

Whoa, whoa!

Oof.

Huh. I know, I'll make a...a...ACHOO!

I was having a nice dream, Roy. It's too early to be up.

Roy?

LOUD SNORING

Wow, that's even louder than usual.

I better work faster. I'll need that tray.

Huh? Someone's coming!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Roy, you're in SO much trouble!

There's no-one here. Better go and get Mam and Dad.

Ouch!

I knew it!

Help me, Becky!

-No way.

-Why not?

-It's way too messy. You're on your own.

No, I mean I'm stuck!

-SHE LAUGHS

-Oh, sure.

Oh, oh, oh.

Thanks, Becky.

Er, all this was an accident.

Well, see, I was going to make breakfast in bed for everyone,

and it was going to be pancakes, but then this happened.

-You don't know how to make pancakes.

-I do! Flour...er, cake...

Um, pans?

No. I think it's milk and eggs, but I'm not sure.

Oh. I really wanted to surprise Mam and Dad. And you.

It is a brilliant idea.

-Really?

-Yeah, but let's stick to the easy stuff.

-OK?

-Does that mean you'll help me?

Aww, of course I will.

All right! That works every time.

LOUD SNORING

When will you ever believe me that it's you who snores?

LOUD SNORING CONTINUES

I'm just going to turn you over on your side, love, OK?

Stay asleep. Here we go.

Ah! Bill!

HE SNORES

What happened? What? Where?

Better hurry!

-Mugs.

-Check.

-Butter.

-Checkaroo.

-Napkins.

-Checkarama.

Now for the food. Leftover beans on toast for Dad, Mam has the cereal.

Oh. Found the beans, Becky.

Good. Now, milk for the cereal.

GULPING

Ahh. Er, Becky, there's no milk left.

Roy!

There's cream.

Best...breakfast...ever!

SURPRISE! It's breakfast in bed!

Oh! How did you...? Oh, Roy, that is so sweet. You're a little darling.

-Well, Becky helped too.

-Just a little bit.

-Aww, thanks, you two.

-Ahh.

So, what's on the menu this fine morning? Cos I'm actually starving.

Oh, I can't wait. What have we got here? Mm.

Well, first of all, you probably want to have

a drink of tea and coffee.

-And which is which, Roy?

-It's a mixture! Try it.

OK. Oh.

Hm. Oh. Mmm...

That's lovely. Mmm.

You could be on to a winner there, son.

Here, Dad. I made you beans on toast.

And, Mam, yours is the cereal.

-Oh, great.

-Thanks, Becky.

Oh! I think we might have mice.

Dad...try it!

Ohh.

That is amazing. Mm-mm-mm!

-The beans are cold!

-Yeah.

Oh, the cold really brings out the flavour.

These are the best beans ever.

Mm, if anyone knows beans it's your dad, Roy, huh?

THEY LAUGH

-How's your cereal, love?

-Oh, yeah, it's, erm...

Mmm. My, that's...unusual...

Unusually good, I mean.

It's just, it's so creamy. It's really, really...creamy. You know?

Why aren't you eating?

Mmh.

I'm just trying to make it last.

-Mm. It's only we're, er...savouring the moment.

-Mm-hm.

-Wow. I am stuffed.

-Mm-hm.

-Thanks, kids.

You know, I feel like I can face anything now, after that.

Thanks, guys.

-Mmm...

-THEY RETCH

Thanks for the help, sis.

That's what I'm here for.

MAM AND DAD SCREAM

It wasn't me!

HE GULPS NERVOUSLY What would Wonder Roy do?

That looks a lot better! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Now, what else?

CHEERING

What a mess!

Oh, I'm just getting started, Wonder Roy. Here, have some eggs!

HE CACKLES

You've messed with the wrong superheroes, Messter. Right, Finn?

-Mmm. Sunny side up.

-Huh?

I'm starving.

I haven't eaten anything today.

When we're finished defeating the Messter, we can grab some breakfast.

Hoo-hoo-hoo, I don't think so. I always have a plan B, see?

Behold, my giant rubbish food ball!

You better not!

Oh! Time for me to make my escape. See ya!

-Away!

-HE CACKLES

We'll see about that. Come on, Finn.

Finn?

Yum! Cornflakes. Whoa!

Don't worry, I've got you, buddy!

Hmm. This isn't good.

Oh, I never knew you were so talented, Wonder Roy!

I couldn't have done a better job myself. Toodles!

Ha-ha! I win! Ha-ha-ha!

How can we ever clean this mess up?

ROY GASPS That's IT, Finn! Great idea.

Everyone, stand back.

HE INHALES SHARPLY AND BLOWS

Hee-hee-hee-hee! You don't mess with the best - that's me!

Argh! How could this happen? Waaah!

In times of crisis, a deep breath always helps.

It's OK. I just need to take a deep breath.

HE INHALES DEEPLY

Lucky I was here to help. This could have been a LOT worse.

-Mm.

-Uh-huh. That's one way to look at it, Becky.

And I had this place spotless last night, as well.

I'm just amazed that one person can make this much mess.

Oh, yeah, it's amazing. Wonder where he gets that gift from.

Ohh, very funny, Maura.

But, er, nobody's perfect.

-Take your snoring, for instance.

-HE IMITATES HER SNORING

-My what?

-DAD CHUCKLES

Bill, I'm not the one who snores.

Well, I definitely heard SOMEONE snoring earlier.

-DAD LAUGHS

-Yeah, thank you, Becky.

He was so loud that I fell right out of the bed.

-HE CLEARS THROAT

-Yeah, well, anyway, we're nearly

finished here.

Erm, that certainly was a breakfast to remember!

Oh, yeah, it was delicious. It was such a lovely idea.

-I think it's time to let Roy off the hook, huh? Little pet.

-Yeah.

Roy? Can you come down here, please?

-Sorry, Mam and Dad. It'll be OK. I can fix it.

-Oh, no, it's all right.

We're nearly finishing anyway. And besides, it was a lovely idea.

-Stand back, family!

-Now, hang on a second, what are you doing, Roy?

-Roy!

-ROY INHALES DEEPLY AND BLOWS

Er...that wasn't supposed to happen.

MAM AND BECKY LAUGH

Sorry, Dad.

-Um...that was a bad place to stand, anyway.

-Was it?

ROY GIGGLES

THEY LAUGH

Ah, Roy, your heart was in the right place!

-Huh?

-It means you meant well, Roy.

Oh, come on, everybody. We'll get this place tidied up in no time.

I wonder what I can make for lunch?

-ALL:

-No, Roy!

-Just kidding!

-Ohh.

-DAD LAUGHS

I'm like a snowman!

-AS ELVIS:

-# I'm just a hunk, a hunk burnin' love

# I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burnin' love! #