Genie Roy Little Roy

# Hey, everybody, Won't you come on in?

# I'm Little Roy and this is Finn

# We live together and we sure are glad

# To have a big sister Becky and my mam and dad

# I'm Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# Sometimes a cartoon kid can make mistakes

# Like a runaway train without any brakes

# When I'm in a pickle or a tricky situation

# I love to use my big imagination

# Where I can be Wonder Roy

# With my sidekick Finn

# Battling super villains and we always win

-# Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy.

-#

THEY LAUGH

Guess what, Mrs Barker has asked us

to help her run her store.

I can't believe Mrs Barker is giving us some pocket money for

helping her.

Please be a genie, please be a genie...

Oh, well, worth a try.

Oh, no, Mrs Barker will be annoyed if she finds me messing around.

Everything looks great.

This is Stacey, she's running her nan's stall today.

Stacey, this is Becky, Tristan, and... Roy is somewhere.

He's still unpacking. Thanks for letting us help you.

Oh, you're doing me a favour.

I'm running the raffle,

so I'll be right here beside you if you need me

and Stacey helps her nan out a lot,

so you can ask her anything, as well.

So, what are you selling, Stacey?

Well, my nan collects tea sets, she broke her foot so I'm trying to...

Can I help you? This is so cute, don't you think?

And we've the matching teapot.

Hi, we have a very special offer, here -

you get this tea cosy free with this teapot. Just one left.

Ooooh! I think my nan had that teapot before.

It spilt tea everywhere.

Huh? No, no, no, this is fine, honest.

Well, that was my customer.

No, it wasn't!

He was here first.

I have to sell everything for my nan,

so don't take any more of my customers, OK?

Woo...

-Look at this...

-This is lovely, isn't it?

Ladies and gents, test your skill with this easy game.

Almost everyone's a winner.

Haven't seen one of these in ages, it's almost impossible to win.

How about you, Sir?

We'll let you test your skill and win one of these teddies for your

-lovely wife.

-Ahh, go one, I'll give it a go, it's only a bit of fun.

You never win on these stalls, it's a fix.

The balls don't fit into the top of them, you see. It's...

-BOTH:

-Wahey! Yeah!

-Jimmy, you're the best.

-Oh, look at that.

Oh, my goodness.

-What is your name?

-Come on, mate, it's your go.

It's actually very easy just be the ball.

Yeah, and then we'll both have one, Maura.

-I... no, I'm fine, I don't really like teddies anyway.

-Oh, look at it.

-Ha-ha, nothing to it, hey?

-Yeah, yeah.

-Yeah, come on, Bill.

Whoa, that's better!

You look like a genie.

If I had three wishes, I'd wish that Stacey would just leave us alone.

I have an idea, help me squeeze inside again.

Ready, Roy?

GENIE MUSIC

SHE COUGHS

Now you look exactly like a genie.

-Just one more touch, can you draw a moustache, please?

-OK.

Brilliant. Now what?

Ah, ah, ah...phew, it's gone.

OK, Roy, get back in.

-Where does the ball go?

-In the bowl.

-Where does the ball go?

-In the bowl. I'm getting it this time.

-Sixth time lucky, maybe.

You're going home, you're going home.

Argh!

So close. Still, though, two goes left.

Yeah, come on, you can do it, you can do it!

-Oh, no, it slipped.

-Perhaps sir should let his friend try.

No, you're right, you're all right. Come on, Bill, don't miss.

-Here we go, here we go.

-Come on, you beauty.

-Argh!

-Never mind, love, sure I didn't want a teddy, anyway.

Maybe the raffle will suit your skill set a bit more.

They're getting the teddy, Maura - today!

What are YOU going to wish for?

I was thinking maybe magic football boots or...or to be a pop star.

Nice, I'm going to wish for a pony. No, a unicorn.

TAPPING

-Where's Roy, have you seen him?

-No, he must have wondered off.

-Oh, no, we must find him!

-But who will watch the stall and the teapot?

I'll watch your stall if you want.

Stacey, that's so nice of you, thanks. We'll be right back.

GENIE MUSIC Ah-choo!

Eww!

I am the Genie of the teapot. Why have you called me?

You look very small to be a Genie.

You've got to start somewhere. I am a junior genie. OK?

Watch this...

POP!

-OK, OK, I believe you, yuck!

-Really? I mean, good.

-Can you tidy this up please?

-If you wish.

Yeah, well, you made the mess so, yes.

Granted.

Wait, that's not one of my wishes. I get three wishes, right?

-You get one wish.

-Isn't it meant to be three?

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, that's only in fairy tales.

But this once I'll give you one more wish if you prove yourself worthy.

But, I am! I'm doing all this for my...

You must prove you can be helpful and kind.

Find someone to help and then you will have your wish.

I'll be right back.

No need to hurry!

Now for some serious selling.

Come on, baby.

Come on, come on, come on... Come on...

-Oh!

-All right, all right, this time...

-One more, one more!

One more...

Argh!

Excuse me, I think I can help.

Really?

Yes, my nan's played netball forever.

-She's actually recovering from an ankle injury now.

-Oh?

-The key is BEEF.

-Oh, yeah...

-BEEF?

-What...? BEEF?

-Balance...

-BOTH:

-Eye, elbow, and follow-through!

-Aah!

-Pretty cool!

-Yes!

CLEARS THROAT Again.

Don't miss the hole, what would her nan know?

She's a five-time national champion.

-CHEERING

-Wow!

-That's awesome!

OK, Bill, come on! This is it...

Be the ball, be the ball.

Be the ball... Be the ball...

CHEERING

There you are, Roy.

Wow, you make a fine genie.

Where's Stacey?

Er, she, erm, had to help somebody.

That girl is always helping people.

She's a credit to her nan.

-I think we might be wrong about Stacey.

-How?

She's trying to help her nan out somehow, I heard her say it earlier.

That makes more sense.

We shouldn't have tricked her.

-But she was being mean.

-Two wrongs don't make a right, Nan says.

Er, help me out?

Ready?

GRUNTS WITH EFFORT

Whoa! Whoa!

Er, hiya.

You're not a real genie!

Now I'll never sell enough in time to get my nan a new TV!

No, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

You were being mean and we thought...

All I want is to make my nan happy. You tricked me,

and now I won't have time to sell everything. It's your fault.

What would Wonder Roy do?

Check it out, my flippery friend,

the villains are recruiting followers.

-This should be fun.

-It's me, The Master!

Tired of cleaning your rooms? I say, no more!

Join me and together, "Mess we can"!

CROWD CHANTS: Mess we can!

I am Megabot. Give me a challenge, please.

HE CACKLES

CROWD CHANT: No, we can't!

Discover the benefits of veggies!

This could turn nasty...

Litterbugs, away!

Mess, my pretties.

-Take that!

-Oh!

Try some of your own medicine!

Should we do something?

OK, let's go!

Enough! Stop this carry on now!

-Yikes!

-Argh! Litterbugs, retreat!

-Argh! Grr!

-HE WHISTLES INNOCENTLY

You're setting a bad example.

But whoever gets the most followers wins a donation

to their chosen charity.

Mine is the Retired Villains Trust.

My charity is the Retired Villains Trust too.

They help mum a lot.

I'd be lost without them.

-My auntie is Negative Nelly, see?

-No way! How is she?

Great, thanks. Negative as ever!

And me - my dad's Villainous Veggie.

He taught me everything I know.

Then why not try and work together, if it's the same cause?

-Are you sure?

-Hmm... Yep!

-It will never work, but OK!

HE SLURPS

-Mmm, yum!

-I like this organised crime!

Yuck, I am having mixed feelings!

See, I hope you've learned that by working together,

you can achieve far better results.

Now don't try and use it in a villainous way!

-Oh! How about we combine our stalls and work together?

-That could work.

But why would you want to help me? I wasn't very nice to you.

We weren't very nice either, but if you had told us why you

needed to sell stuff we would have helped.

-Really?

-Yes. That's what friends do.

Squeeze you back inside the teapot?

I love it. THEY CHUCKLE

Roll up, roll up!

Take a free photo with me, Genie Roy,

when you purchase one of these fantastic deals.

-This is so much fun!

-I know.

-You forgot your tickets.

-Oh, yeah, thanks.

-Oh, it's a genie.

-Here you go!

-Ooh!

-You did a fantastic job!

-Ah!

Thanks, Mrs Barker. What's wrong?

Oh, no. I don't have enough money to buy Nan a TV.

I wanted to surprise Nan with it while she recovers.

Will this help?

-Oh, no. I can't take your money.

-Yes, you can.

It's still not enough, but thanks so much.

And now for the raffle, and first prize goes to...

..B52.

-B-...

-You have it, that one there.

-B52...

-We have a winner!

B52! B52! We win! We win!

Congratulations, Bill. First prize is a brand-new TV.

-Oh!

-Yay! Ha-ha!

-Bill? We have a TV already.

-Yeah, yeah...

Yeah, yes. Stacey, I, er... I think your nan needs this more than we do.

-Really? You're giving me the prize?

-We'd love to.

-Yes, I am.

-Hey, Bill?

-Yeah?

-It's not just any ordinary TV.

-Oh?

No, it's the same we have.

The 64 inch ultra-high-definition flatscreen TV,

the best TV in the world, ever.

Your nan would be so, so, proud, wouldn't she?

THEY CHEER

-Ah!

-Come on!

-Woo!

No looking, no looking, no looking!

Argh!

-Come on...

-Woo!

-Woo! Argh!

More, more, more, more, more!

Wahey!

Argh!