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# Hey, everybody,

Won't you come on in?

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# I'm Little Roy

and this is Finn

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# We live together

and we sure are glad

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# To have a big sister Becky

and my mam and dad

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# I'm Little Roy

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# I'm Little Roy

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# Sometimes a cartoon kid

can make mistakes

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# Like a runaway train

without any brakes

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# When I'm in a pickle or

a tricky situation

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# I love to use my big imagination

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# Where I can be Wonder Roy

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# With my sidekick Finn

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# Battling super villains

and we always win

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# Little Roy

# He's Little Roy

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# I'm Little Roy

# He's Little Roy

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# I'm Little Roy

# He's Little Roy

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# I'm Little Roy

# He's Little Roy. #

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THEY LAUGH

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Hey, everybody. We're having a

barbecue with the Joneses today.

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Hey, everybody. We're having a

barbecue with the Joneses today.

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Me and Dad can't wait to show off

our brand-new grill.

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Have you got that thing started yet?

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Uh...

Yes, of course.

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So how come it's not working?

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Don't worry, Maura.

You know, timing.

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By the time our guests arrive,

I'll be cooking up a storm.

Hmm.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Oh, that's them.

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Come on and say hi with me.

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Do you think Mr Jones will

like our new grill?

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LAUGHING:

Like it? This little baby

here is way better than his one.

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He's going to be so jealous. I can't

wait to see the look on his face.

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He's going to be so jealous. I can't

wait to see the look on his face.

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You mean you want him to feel sad?

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No, no. Not exactly. No. But...

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I do want him to see that the

O'Briens can do things

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just as well as the Joneses can.

If not better. Eh?

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Should I want that too?

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Well...

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There's nothing wrong with a

little friendly competition, son.

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There's not?

No.

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As my old grandad used to say,

"Every race is there to be won."

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Eh?

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Eh.

Eh?

Heh.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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Aye, well...

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Come on.

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You're never going to light

it with that, Jimmy.

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Sorry, Bill. What was that?

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Huh?

Oh, at last.

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I thought I was gonna have

to make emergency sandwiches.

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It's easy when you know how.

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That right, Bill?

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It's right.

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Not a bad little model, the MZ30.

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Little?

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Er, this baby is top-of-the-range.

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Yeah.

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No, sure it is. But I personally

prefer something with a bit more...

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oomph.

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Oomph?

D-Don't worry, Roy.

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Eh... Your grill doesn't have

more oomph than ours.

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My older model, no. No.

I've traded up.

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What?

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The new MZ90 Special Edition.

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What do you think, eh?

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HE GASPS

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Eh. It's OK.

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It's basically the same as ours.

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Yeah.

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Why don't you come over next weekend

and we'll put it to the test?

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Why don't I hear sizzling?

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We're famished over here.

Yeah.

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Now, what will we cook first, the

sausages or the chicken drumsticks?

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Well, I was thinking...

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Why don't you stick on the steaks

that we brought over?

Yeah.

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Steak?!

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Ah...

Shouldn't have gone

to that expense.

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No, it's no trouble at all.

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You'll do no cooking

here today. Right?

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You are our guests.

And you won't lift a finger.

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Understand?

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Absolutely. I'll walk away, Chef.

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Maura... Sausages.

Yes, Chef.

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THEY LAUGH

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Merci.

De rien.

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Right, here we go.

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LAUGHING

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Woo!

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We're going to need more sausages.

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Right, now let's stoke this baby up.

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Woo!

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Be careful there, Bill.

The MZ30 needs time to heat up,

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before you can put it at full pelt.

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Yeah, yeah. I think I know

my own grill, Jimmy.

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Dad!

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HE GASPS

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Bill...

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Bill.

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Turn it...

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THEY LAUGH

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JOAN: You OK, Bill?

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Bill!

Yeah, fine, Joan.

Never better.

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Hey, Roy. Check out what

Tristan can do.

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Show him, Tristan.

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My dad's been coaching me.

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That's my boy! Chip off

the old Jonesy block.

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He'll be playing

for Ireland in no time.

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My turn.

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Go on, my son!

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Show 'em how it's done.

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Bet you can't do that, can you?

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I never said I could.

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1-0 to the O'Briens then, eh, Dad?

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Absolutely. Good on you, son.

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That was really mean, Roy.

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Why? Dad says there's nothing wrong

with a little friendly competition.

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You think that was friendly?

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Hey, Tristan.

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Hey, Roy.

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Sorry for being so mean to you.

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That's OK.

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Really?

You're much better

than me at football.

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I wasn't trying to show off.

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No, but I was.

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And showing off to make

someone else feel sad

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is never a nice thing to do.

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I don't want you

feeling sad too, Roy.

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Friends?

Friends.

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How about a game of football?

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Yeah, we could all play.

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Parents too.

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Hey, Dad. How long before we eat?

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Estimated time of

succulent steak arrival is

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about eight minutes.

Mm.

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Who fancies a game of

football while we wait?

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That sounds like a good idea.

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So long as I get to go in goals.

THEY CHUCKLE

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Deadly. The O'Briens vs

the Joneses it is.

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We'll set a stopwatch and turn the

steaks over at half-time.

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Wait a minute, Dad.

Why don't we pick teams?

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No, no, no. That's...

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Family vs family makes more sense.

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Exactly. That way I can school you

on the famous Jones' backflip.

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Even Lionel Messi can't do

it as well as me.

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Yeah. Why don't we make it

more interesting?

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The loser does the washing up.

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Bill!

Jimmy!

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You're on.

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Roy, Becky. Call the toss.

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Over this side, love. Call the toss.

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Oh...heads. No, tails.

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No, heads.

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Roy - you call it.

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Hey!

Hay is for horses.

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Er...tails?

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Tails it is.

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Heads!

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JONESES CHEER

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All right, all right, all right.

Ball! Ball!

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Right. Right.

Come on.

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From the first whistle! Whistle!

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OK, stop shouting.

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Come on.

OK, let's go.

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Defence!

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Defence!

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Pass it, Dad!

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Go this way!

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Pass it!

Pass it!

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Dad, pass it!

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Dad!

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Dad!

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Yes! Get in!

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How much longer do

we have left to play?

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Play? I haven't

kicked the ball once.

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None of us have, sweetheart.

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Who wants to go inside and

play a board game?

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I don't think they'd notice

we're gone anyways.

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Sounds like a good idea.

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Roy, you coming, love?

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In a minute.

OK.

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Come on then.

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BACKGROUND SHOUTS

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Go again!

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You weren't looking though. Go!

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HE SIGHS

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This is a disaster, Tristan.

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I wanted to stop our

dads from showing off,

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not to make them do it more.

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It's not your fault, Roy.

Some people just never learn.

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See that?

They call me the Dublin Pele.

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What would Wonder Roy do?

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THEY HUM

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Woohoo! Good job, Finn.

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ALARM RINGS

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Huh?

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Commissioner Ted.

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There's trouble at the museum,

Wonder Roy.

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Someone's trying to steal

the Globe Diamond.

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We're on our way!

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Huh?! What's going on in here?

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Major Orders, The Master and...

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Glitterella.

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Stand down, Glitterella.

The diamond is mine.

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You must be joking.

I was here first.

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Get lost, you birdbrains. I've been

planning this for months.

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Urgh!

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Grrr!

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Raaar!

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Uh, what should we do?

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Hm. Freeze them! I guess.

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Ah!

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Oh! Ow!

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Ahhh!

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THEY LAUGH

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Great work, Wonder Roy. Defeating

three supervillains at once.

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You and your trusty sidekick,

you never cease to amaze me.

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I feel kind of...funny.

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We didn't really defeat anyone.

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I know. They were too busy

beating themselves.

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If only they stopped for a

minute to think.

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They could have teamed up together

and gotten away with the diamond.

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Ssh! Not so loud. No supervillain

ever needs to know that.

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Teamwork, Finn, the best

advantage we have against crime.

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Of course! Winning takes teamwork.

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And to be a team,

you can't show off.

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Mam! Mrs Jones!

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Tristan! Becky!

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Are you OK, sweetheart?

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I think I have a way to

make football fun for all of us.

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Well, what is it, Roy?

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THEY GRUNT

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Hey!

Hey! Come on.

Hand ball!

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Free aim for the Joneses.

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We're not playing this way any more.

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Oh, you giving up?

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No.

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No! We're changing teams.

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From now on, it's kids vs adults.

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How about kids vs dads instead?

Brilliant.

Mm-hm.

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Thanks, Mam.

That's an even better idea.

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So, Jimmy, Bill, is that

all right with you?

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Suppose so.

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If you insist, yeah.

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Great, let's kick off.

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Right, let's go. Let's go!

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

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What are you doing?

Get in goals.

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You get in goals.

No, you were in goals.

No, you.

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No, you!

No, you!

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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ARGUMENT CONTINUES

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THEY CHEER

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Get in there! 1-0 to us.

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Great pass, Becky.

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Great goal, Tristan.

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That's...your fault.

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It wasn't my fault, it's YOUR fault.

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Boys, can we not argue in

front of the...?

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Don't make me give you

both a yellow card.

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Pft.

All right, I'm open.

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Yep. Yep, yep, yep.

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Yep, yep, yep.

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THEY CHEER

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2-0.

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CHANTING:

2-0. 2-0. 2-0.

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Will you mark up?

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Me, mark up? That was your fault,

with your stupid Jonesy flick.

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KIDS LAUGH

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Dad! Mr Jones!

Do you still not get it?

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You're not working as a team.

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You have to stop showing off

all the time.

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If you really want a chance to

win...

You need to play together.

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You're right, kids.

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Yeah, yeah. Eh...

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Sorry, Jimmy.

I'M sorry.

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Nah, it was me.

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I'm open. I'm open!

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THEY WHOOP

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Woo! Woo!

Come on! Come on!

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Yeah!

Woo!

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THEY LAUGH

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Well done, Roy.

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Thanks, Tristan.

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That was gorgeous.

I'm stuffed.

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Thanks for the

lovely steak, Mr Jones.

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You're more than welcome, Roy.

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Does anyone have room for dessert?

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Oof.

I baked a lemon tart.

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Voila.

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I'm sorry, Bill. I had no idea.

I went and baked a custard pie.

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Yeah, well, that's OK.

We can do a taste test.

Yeah.

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Roy, do you care to do the honours?

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Ah, yeah.

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Urgh.

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Oh...

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dear. You don't like it?

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It's lovely, Dad.

It's just a bit too...

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lemony.

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Here, Roy. Why don't you

taste the custard pie?

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Urgh.

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Ah, it's a bit too sweet, is it?

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Just a little.

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Oh - I know. We could...

Mix them together?

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THEY LAUGH

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Good idea.

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Mmm!

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Delicious!

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Great thinking, guys.

Well done, Jimmy.

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You two should work as a

team more often.

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Oh, don't worry, Maura. We will.

Right, team-mate?

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Right.

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Hey, Roy, can you bring your

keepy-uppy skills again?

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Ooh, yes!

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SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

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Go on, Roy!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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CHANTING:

Go Roy! Go Roy! Go Roy!

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That's not done properly though.

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It IS done properly.

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Look. Look.

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That's not washed.

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Yeah, look at them!

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That was you.

Oh, was it? Yeah?

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Go on!

They're done. They're done.

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