Rumble Roy Little Roy

# Hey everybody, won't you come on in

# I'm Little Roy and this is Finn

# We live together and we sure are glad

# With my big sister Becky and my mum and dad

# I'm Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# Sometimes a cartoon kid can make mistakes

# Like a runaway train without any brakes

# When I'm in a pickle or a tricky situation

# I love to use my big imagination

# Where I can be Wonder Roy with my sidekick Finn

# Fighting super-villains and we always win

# Little Roy

# He's Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# He's Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# He's Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# He's Little Roy. #

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Hee-hee-hee!

Hey, everybody! BOING BOING!

CRASH! Ugh!

Relax. It just takes practice.

We're having a barbecue today,

and Mr Jones is lending Dad a gazebo, in case it rains.

Look at all the stuff Mr Jones was going to throw out.

Luckily, I rescued it.

Who-o-oa! Hiya!

Daddy!

Oh! O-o-o-oh! Argh!

There's the gazebo.

Oh, thanks, Jimmy. Ha-ha-ha!

-Are you sure you want to keep all that, Roy?

-You bet!

-Aaaah!

-Whoa, careful, son!

CRASH!

Ugh!

There's no need to get frustrated.

Roy, look!

Magic bricks?

That's you sorted for a couple of hours.

I'll, uh, leave you to it.

Not just any magic bricks,

this, my friend, is the Mega-Tall Tower Of Titans.

Wow.

He got that when he was only your age, Roy.

I'd love to build it again, especially if I had some help.

Me! Me! Pick me.

Or you could always pick me.

I choose Titan Roy.

Yay!

Next time.

-We love barbecues, don't we, Becky?

-Mam does the food, I do the games.

It's just a very relaxing day.

-Hey, guys.

-Hey, Tristan.

Hey, Tristan. Huh!

Wow.

Nice one.

Right, let's build this tower.

Yeah.

Any sign of your dad, Becky?

He's studying the instruction manual and the blueprints.

Where's the fun in that? Half the joy of building something

is figuring out how to do it yourself.

Dad's not great at DIY, Mr Jones.

I'd make him follow the blueprints, if I were you.

What's Roy up to now?

Oh, he's figured it out already.

Uh-oh. Duck!

I don't know about your dad, Becky, but Roy certainly has the knack.

Ooh!

-Ta-da!

-Nice work, Titan Roy.

That looks great, boys.

How's your bit coming along?

OK, I guess.

Wow. You've done a lot.

Yeah, but I've built this tower before.

-And Tristan is older than you, Roy.

-It's no big deal.

-You want to have a break?

-No.

-I'll just keep going.

-OK.

Mwa-ha-ha! En garde!

Boom! La-la la-la-la!

The speed of lightning. Whoosh, whoosh!

Whoa!

You're getting a bit carried away there.

Yeah, I was just... Just testing this out. Seems fairly sound.

-You have put up a gazebo before, haven't you?

-Oh, yeah, yeah.

-Nothing to it.

-You sure you don't want a hand?

-No, no. No.

-I have my own, erm, technique.

-OK.

Let's see it.

-See what?

-Your technique.

Erm....

Yeah, well, so, what I normally do is I get a number, number one,

and then I put it in.

-That's a number three, Bill.

-Mm-hm.

-Are you sure you don't want some help?

-No. No, no.

No. I can count, Jimmy.

Need a hand?

No. I mean, thanks very much, but I got this.

I remember that bit. It's tricky.

I'll work it out.

Ugh, go in, go in, go in.

Argh!

-Ow!

-Chill out, Roy.

I don't need to - I know what I'm doing!

Ugh.

Do you want a game of paddle ball, Mr Jones?

Maybe when we have this finished, Becky. Nearly ready for takeoff.

Bill!

Bill!

SNORING

HE SIGHS

Argh!

I know you're hiding somewhere!

Roy, you need to calm down.

Right, you're coming with me.

Roy O'Brien!

I think he's a bit frustrated.

-We warned you earlier.

-It's just a tower.

It is NOT.

It's a Magic Bricks Mega-Tall Tower Of Titan.

You go and open a few windows, love.

The last time this happened we got mould.

The point of building the tower is to enjoy ourselves.

I am! I'm having a great time.

Uh, not seeing it, Roy.

HE SIGHS

I really want to keep going.

Please!

Well, only if you promise not to get cross again.

HE EXHALES I'm fine. See?

Look, I tell you, lads, if you want a hand I can stay.

Thanks, Dad, but I don't think we need any supervising now.

Well, look, if you get stuck, just give me a shout.

Hey, Roy.

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

There's no time for messing - this is serious!

Achoo!

Oh. Excuse me.

Paddle ball? Anybody at all?

Argh!

That's it! Nobody's allowed in until I'm finished my bit.

-Roy, it's not a competition!

-Can't talk, I'm too busy.

-Roy!

-Roy!

It's very hard having a little brother sometimes.

Roy!

Roy!

Only one more piece to go.

No! No! No, no, no!

Roy! Oh, no, you need to stop that now.

Have...to...finish...the...tower!

-I don't think he can hear you!

-No.

Brace yourself, Mam, this looks like a nine on the Royter Scale.

-Roy!

-Our tower!

OK. You need to calm down now,

otherwise you're going to knock the whole thing.

I'm trying but I don't know how.

What would Wonder Roy do?

Nom, nom!

Just having my five-a-day!

Do you mind? I'm trying to relax!

Hmm.

Ooh, oops.

Oh, dear. Ha-ha!

Shh!

HE CRUNCHES

I can still hear you!

HE SIGHS

Whoa!

Oops.

Ooh. Ah.

Aagh.

Get off my fishing line!

Someone's frustrated.

Argh! Be careful.

Oh, hi, Gliterella.

Dr Green! How about you calm down.

How about you attack this!

Argh!

Don't mind if I do.

Argh. Give me back my rod.

Whoa!

Put me down this instant.

I'm afraid I can't.

Not until you're able to see the funny side.

What funny side?

He takes everything so seriously.

I do NOT!

Are you sure you're not being a bit silly?

No. Grrr!

Oops.

Oh. Oh, dear.

THEY LAUGH

I said, put me down.

Ha-ha ha-ha!

I'm just going through a bad patch.

THEY LAUGH You're cracking us up!

Thank Wonder you were here!

Sometimes you just have to laugh - especially at yourself.

Hee-hee-hee!

That's it - I need to lighten up and laugh at myself.

I've been telling you it's only a bit of fun.

The problem is, I just don't find anything very funny at the moment.

OK, well, come on, everybody, we need to make Roy laugh.

Tickle him, Becky. Come on, tickle him!

-OK.

-Go on.

Ha-ha ha-ha.

-Ha-ha ha-ha-ha.

-Those armpits - they're ticklish.

-Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha.

-Well done, Roy.

Keep going. You're calming down.

Oh, why did the chicken cross the road?

Ah, no, Mam, not the chicken joke.

It's OK, everybody, I think it's working.

-You see, it's no harm to laugh at yourself.

-I know.

Because if you don't, somebody else will anyway. Am I right?

Something like that.

-All right, Titan Roy?

-All right, Titan Tristan.

THEY SIGH

Isn't that better now? I mean, I'm always laughing at myself.

Isn't that right?

Jimmy! Look.

Oh, well done.

It was tough, but I got there in the end.

Yeah, I was the one that built it, all you had to do was stand it up.

-That still takes a lot of skill, Jimmy.

-Well, you go, Bill.

I was only trying to help, but that's me -

never one to take the credit.

THEY LAUGH

Your rumbling's stopped.

-And your red face has gone.

-Yeah.

It isn't funny! I'm glad everybody's calmed down

but I've spent the whole afternoon building this thing.

Come on, Mr Jones - you've got to see the funny side.

Roy is right!

I thought you were always laughing at yourself!

Yeah, not this time.

THEY LAUGH

Yeah, ha-ha-ha, very funny.

-You!

-No, YOU.

The last piece!

I took it as a joke to try and lighten things up.

Are you going to get frustrated again?

No, I'm just starving for this barbecue!

THEY LAUGH