Mor-ladron Llan-ar-goll-en

-Subtitles

-# Sometimes things go wrong

-in Llan-ar-goll-en

-# Objects disappearing like

-I don't know what in Llan-ar-goll-en

-# Only two can do the work,

-two detectives as a matter of fact

-# Help, things are getting worse

-in Llan-ar-goll-en

-# Here are Prys and Ceri the dog,

-our village's two detectives

-# Prys likes to rush around

-# Ceri the dog is very sensible

-# Come and visit our village,

-Llan-ar-goll-en #

-Well done, Tara.

-But I won't be called

-Tara Tan Toc from now on.

-I'll be Tararrrra,

-the brrrrave pirrrate.

-Arrrr!

-Woof!

-Well, hello, Tarrrrra!

-You look grrrreat!

-Thank you.

-I was advised by an expert.

-Are Cerrrrri

-and Prrrrrys the Pirrrrrate...

-..coming to the parrrrty laterrrr?

-A treasure chest

-wouldn't be enough to keep us away.

-See you laterrr, Tarrra!

-A-harrrr! Hello, Tarrr....!

-Brave pirates aren't meant

-to be scared of anything, Dr Jim.

-It might help if I looked like one.

-Can you help me?

-With pleasurrrre!

-Goodness gracious me. Was that you?

-I'm so sorry. I'm starving.

-I haven't had a bite to eat all day.

-I've been keeping plenty of room

-for Beti's cake.

-I can't wait to have some.

-Dr Jim! You're as agitated

-as a ship on the sea.

-Sorry.

-Oh, what a mess.

-Don't worry.

-I'll draw a little scar.

-What do you think?

-It's very good.

-Put the hat on.

-Ta-ta, Dr Jim.

-Hello, um...

-..Scarrrry Jim!

-Ooh-arr, ooh-arr!

-Are there any hungry pirates here?

-Don't worry, I'll rescue it.

-I thought you were rescuing me.

-I thought you were rescuing me.

-

-No, just the cake!

-A grrrreat trrrreasure,

-scarrrry Beti!

-Thank you very much, Dr Jim.

-I'm very happy with it.

-Having said that, I think maybe...

-..there's something

-not quite right with it.

-Nonsense. It smells lovely.

-I can't wait to taste it.

-Was that thunder?

-I hope there's no storm

-to spoil the party.

-No, it's my belly.

-It's waiting to provide a home

-for Beti's delicious cake.

-Well, you and yourrrr belly

-will have to wait, Scarrry Jim.

-Take it to the hall for me, please,

-and we'll see you later.

-Can you sort me out?

-Of course. Sit down.

-But don't steal anything.

-We all know what pirates are like.

-There are pirates everywhere

-in Llan-ar-goll-en today.

-I'm going that way, OK.

-Pirates, shmirates.

-They won't get one over on me.

-I'll keep this village safe

-from the marauders of the high seas.

-Can I look?

-Ta-da!

-It's grrrreat!

-Just a little sea salt

-in your hair...

-..and you'll look

-and smell like a pirate.

-Salt. That's my mistake.

-I put salt in the cake

-instead of sugar.

-It'll taste awfully bad.

-We must get it back now.

-The cake. Where's the cake?

-Great - is it tea-time already?

-No, and don't eat it.

-Where is it?

-There.

-I put it there.

-Someone's stolen the cake.

-Sound the alarm.

-The treasure chest.

-There's a mystery to solve.

-There's a mystery to solve.

-

-Of that there is no doubt.

-Call the detectives.

-Call the detectives.

-

-Before time runs out.

-Arrr!

-Charge your batteries.

-There's a mystery to solve.

-Stay still, pirrrrates,

-orrrr I'll thrrrow you into the sea.

-What he's trying to say is,

-what's the problem?

-Well, the pirate cake I baked

-for this afternoon's party...

-..has disappeared.

-But how? Where was everyone?

-Everyone was in the salon.

-Beti came in to show us her cake.

-Cake? Delicious. Can I have a piece?

-It's missing, Prys.

-That's why we're here. Remember?

-While Tara was doing my make-up...

-..Dr Jim brought the cake

-to the hall.

-He was very eager to eat it.

-Nonsense. It's delicious.

-I can't wait to taste it.

-I see.

-I saw something, or someone,

-hiding outside.

-He was dressed as a pirate too.

-So did I. He looked as if he

-was coming to the pirate party.

-I saw a pirate stealing the cake.

-Why didn't you tell us earlier?

-Why should I?

-Pirates are meant to steal.

-Everyone knows that. Arrr!

-A-ha! That's the perfect clue.

-Our culprit looks like a pirate.

-Great help, Prys!

-Thanks.

-Thanks.

-

-As I was saying...

-..I left the cake on the table

-and went to practise my yoh-hoh-hoh.

-I'm quite good by now. Listen.

-Yoh-hoh-hoh.

-Good, you say? I'd call it noisy.

-Good and noisy.

-Very noisy.

-That's when I realised I'd put salt

-in the cake instead of sugar.

-Tara and I ran over here

-before anyone became ill.

-The cake had disappeared.

-We've hunted and searched,

-pondered and mithered.

-And now the truth

-is perfectly clear.

-There's a cake missing

-in Llan-ar-goll-en. Who took it?

-Scary Jim couldn't wait to taste it.

-Did he take it?

-Or Scary Beti? She liked her cake so

-much, she didn't want to share it.

-Or was it Tarrrra!

-What do you think?

-Did it go missing?

-Was it stolen? Or was it eaten?

-Over to the man with

-all the answers. Well, I hope.

-Prys ar Frys.

-The answer to this mystery

-is as clear as the hat on my head.

-You took the cake...

-..Dr Jim Clem.

-Me?

-You couldn't wait to eat it.

-Everyone heard you say so.

-You had five minutes

-on your own with the cake.

-It disappeared, into your stomach.

-Earthquake!

-No, it's my belly.

-It would be silent

-had I eaten the cake.

-Right, well.

-That changes everything.

-Beti, you took it.

-Why would I steal my own cake?

-To hide the fact that you'd put

-salt instead of sugar in the cake.

-You took it away

-before anyone could taste it.

-I'd told everyone about my mistake.

-I was with Tara all afternoon.

-Yes, having her make-up done. Yes.

-That only leaves

-one little man... or woman.

-Tara.

-Me?

-We're all agreed that the culprit

-looks like a pirate.

-Everyone looks like a pirate today,

-Prys.

-Yes, yes, thanks to you.

-You gave everyone pirate make-up so

-that everyone would look the same.

-Then, when you stole the cake...

-..no-one could tell who had done it.

-Very clever.

-They asked me to put make-up on them

-Prys.

-Can you do it for me?

-Of course. Sit down.

-I'm so confused.

-Wag my tail and wiggle my nose,

-I've an explanation, so here goes.

-The culprit is Barti Felyn.

-Barti Felyn!

-Remember what you said earlier,

-Tara?

-I had expert advice.

-Who knows everything about pirates?

-Barti Felyn.

-Barti was more than happy

-to help you.

-With everyone

-looking like pirates...

-..stealing the cake

-was easy-peasy for him.

-Where is that little monkey now?

-On his ship.

-Barti doesn't look like

-he's enjoying your salty cake.

-That's what happens!

-Make sure you eat every slice.

-That's how we solved the mystery

-of the missing cake.

-Ready for the party, Prys?

-Rrrready!

-I'll be the best pirate

-in the party.

-Everyone will have an eye-patch...

-..but no-one else will have two.

-Prys, are you sure...

-..it's a good idea.

-No.

-Oops-poops.

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