Prehistoric Marrying Mum and Dad

BOTH: Marrying Mum & Dad is back! CHEERING

SCREAMING

Get ready for more crazy parents

handing over total control of their wedding day.

The kids are in charge! They can do whatever they want!

-VOICE ECHOES:

-Mum and Dad have no idea what's about to happen!

Are you ready for a huge surprise?

They have to wait until their wedding day to find out!

LAUGHTER

It's a massive risk!

-LOUD POP

-Oh!

And we've got less than four weeks to organise everything!

-HE GIGGLES:

-Awesome!

ROAR!

'On today's show, a wedding that could be

'a roaring success or a knockout blow.'

I now pronounce you officially 100% in charge!

Wey-hey!

'Mum and Dad have caved in and handed over control!'

-Oh, wow!

-Oh, wow, how cool is this?!

'And the kids are going way back in time!'

'But will it be success or seconds out for our young wedding planners?'

I can't watch! I can't watch!

-We're about to find out!

-Because we're...

ALL: Marrying Mum & Dad! CHEERING

This is Marrying Mum & Dad, but then, you probably know that.

And probably know it's the only show

where you get to organise your parents' wedding!

And probably know we've only got four weeks to get everything done.

-So we don't need to tell you any of that.

-Oh, we just have.

-Ah!

But you don't know who today's wedding planners are.

Well, let's hotfoot it to Middlesex and find out.

Meet Elle.

My mum and dad have been together for ages!

My mum's pregnant, so I want them to get married

before my new brother or sister arrive.

Completing the family is her younger brother Lincoln.

But, as he's only six, he can't help, so...

She's got us to help her!

These are my best friends.

We call each other god-sisters and we do everything together.

But even better - we live next door to each other!

We're going to make this the best wedding ever

and we've got a few tricks up our sleeve for Dad.

Does dad Aaron know what he's in for?

This wedding is going to be "get Aaron back for everything stupid

"he's ever done, ever, to us."

So let's find out what revenge looks like for these wedding planners.

-The theme for our wedding is...

-HANDSLAPPING DRUMROLL

ALL: Prehistoric! Yay!

-This is going to be a mega-wedding.

-Yeah!

We're going back thousands and thousands of years,

when the world was a different place.

DISTANT ROAR

-Exactly how different, Ed?

-Very!

THEY WHIMPER AND SCREAM

The girls have already been busy working out what's needed to

make their caveman-inspired ceremony a reality.

They've thought about transport, outfits, cake and entertainment.

But one of the biggest challenges of this wedding

will be where to hold it.

-I can see a picture of a cave here.

-Yeah.

-Are there loads of caves around here?

-No.

-Right.

-Do you know of any caves?

-ALL: No.

-Right.

Maybe we need to get our pickaxes on and our helmets

and do a bit of digging and see if we can find any caves around here.

London isn't exactly known for its subterranean wedding venues.

But over 100 miles away, in Somerset, there is one.

And, when the girls find out it comes complete with dinosaurs,

there's no stopping them.

A dinosaur cave's probably exactly where Mum wants to get married.

The venue that I would choose would be a nice church, I think.

Somewhere...really quaint.

Oh, it's not.

-This is cool! Look down here!

-Oh, wow!

-Oh, wow! How cool is this?!

'90 metres underground,

'these caves are everything the GIRLS have dreamed of.'

-Oh, Elle, look at that!

-Oh, wow!

-So cool.

-That is so cool. This is like one of the best caves ever.

And the more they see, the more their prehistoric dreams

start to become a modern day reality.

-Oh, look how big it is!

-Oh, wow! That is really nice!

-It's very big.

-And echo-y.

THEY SHOUT, VOICES ECHO

-We have to come here.

-Yeah.

-NAOMI LAUGHS: We have to!

-We have to!

-We have to. It's perfect.

-No denying.

-OK.

-Your mum and Aaron could arrive up there sort of like a...

-Yeah.

..kind of an aisle.

-ELLE HUMS The Wedding March Yes!

-Ha-ha!

How are we thinking we could decorate this place?

-Make, like, bones and skulls.

-Fur, animal skin.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-And my mum and dad could get married right over there.

-Yeah.

And then, the guests could all stand over there

and there could be, like, all, like, fires and things...

-Yeah.

-..around here.

-This bit would be good for the ceremony, yes?

-Definitely.

-Yeah.

Happy with this bit? Good!

Exchanging marriage vows surrounded by dripping stalactites -

venue sorted!

What's the entertainment going to be?

-Someone's going to wrestle my dad!

-What? Does he do a lot of wrestling?

No. He watches it, though.

-Oh, OK!

-He sits back on the sofa and watches them do all the work.

Wrestling's not very prehistoric, is it?

It's our chance to get our own back at him.

Why do you need to get your own back on him?

Cos my dad always plays pranks on us.

Well, I can't think of a better way

than being body slammed by a massive wrestler.

LAUGHTER

But is being thrown off the top ropes dressed as a wrestler

Aaron's idea of wedding bliss?

'I'm quite scared Elle's got me lined up to dress as a genie'

-of some kind.

-Or a wrestler.

-Yeah, or a wrestler.

The way this wedding's going, a genie lamp with three wishes

might've come in handy for Aaron.

'To pin down the entertainment, the girls need to find

'a top wrestler who's up for a prehistoric power slam.'

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

welcome to the Marrying Mum & Dad Wrestling Federation!

And today's main event - first up, our challenger,

accompanied by his coaches Lucy and Lauren, it's JD Knight!

-CHEERING

-Yeah! Show some respect!

YEAH!

Come on!

And he's up against the current Marrying Mum & Dad heavyweight champion.

With his coach, it's James Mason!

I'm coming for you! Come on, let's get him, let's get him! Come on!

Come on!

Seconds out, round one, let's get it on!

Come on! Come on!

Now, obviously, these are professional wrestlers.

You shouldn't try to do this at home with your brothers or sisters.

Body slam! He's chicken!

WHOOPING AND LAUGHTER

Seeing how physically demanding wrestling is,

even for the pros, means it really could be seconds out for Aaron.

So I'm scared, in certain respects, because,

if it was just down to Elle, then I could pretty much suss that.

I'm more worried what Lauren and Lucy will come up with. They'll want

revenge for some of the things I've done in the past to them.

-Yeah, maybe so.

-That's it.

-And Elle!

-And Elle, actually!

-Yeah.

Yup, it's certainly payback time!

One, two, three!

We have our champions! Please, give it up for Elle and James,

our Marrying Mum & Dad wrestling champions!

'So, now the girls have seen the action up close,

'it's time to discuss some details for the big day.'

So, ladies, do you want to tell James why we're here?

Um, my mum and dad are going to get married

-and you're going to fight my dad.

-What?!

-You're going to fight him...

-OK.

-..so he can marry my mum.

So, has he ever done anything like this before?

ALL: No.

Right, so how will he react when you tell him he's going

-to be wrestling on his wedding day?

-He's going to be shocked.

-This could be interesting.

-And James has been doing it for 22 years.

That makes it better!

-A lot better!

-So you think this is going to be funny?!

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

That's the entertainment wrestled into place!

But we're not even halfway through pinning down this wedding.

OK, what are you planning for them to wear?

-Like, this is going to be my dad.

-A proper caveman outfit?

-Yeah.

-With, like, this cape.

-Animal skins, clubs and very little else?

ALL: Yeah.

- OK, and this is Mum's dress? - ALL: Yeah.

-Talk me through this.

-Well, it's like...

It's got, so it's got a white fringe here and it's got shaggy bits here.

-So it's going to look quite tattered?

-Yeah.

-Is it?

-Yeah.

- For a wedding dress? - ALL: Yeah.

A tattered wedding dress -

I bet that's every bride's dream come true.

My perfect idea for a wedding dress

was a lovely, just traditional dress, fitted dress, flowy...

lovely lacy...white.

Well, Mum, I can safely say that's goodbye to your wedding wishes

and hello to Marrying Mum & Dad mayhem!

So now, we need to send the pictures to Sophie.

The girls e-mail their plans

to dressmaker Sophie and, a few days later,

they head to a basement studio, where their outfits are taking shape.

Oh, Elle, look!

THEY GASP AND CHATTER

'Sophie's done a fantastic job of bringing the designs to life

'and the girls are happy with the work so far.'

-Did you like it? I do.

-Yeah.

-So, is this a step in the right direction, is it?

-ALL: Yeah.

-But they're not quite finished yet, are they?

-No, I've got

a few more bits to do, so I need your help.

I guess now it's hands-on for you to make them your own.

NAOMI: 'Now, the girls just have

'to make them look like they've come straight from the jungle.

'Scissors at the ready, it's time to get tatty.'

Bonjour!

'After some serious hacking away,

'these costumes look like they've been battered by barbarians.'

-Right, nice work, guys, do you want to try them on?

-ALL: Yeah.

-Whose shall I try on, then?

-ALL: Mum's!

-Not Dad's?

-ALL: No!

-Sure you don't want me to try on Dad's?

-ALL: Yes!

NAOMI: 'Come on, Ed, there's no getting out of it.'

THEY GASP AND LAUGH

You've got hairy legs!

'Oh, dear! I hope Mum pulls it off better than you, Ed!'

Me Elle's mum!

-LAUGHTER

-Me get married! Urgh!

-Outfit sorted?

-ALL: Yeah!

Ugg-ugg-ugg!

ALL: Ugg-ugg-ugg!

Ugg-ugg-ugg!

I think the cake should look a bit like this.

'So, with the outfits clubbed together, next, the girls

'turn their attention to their caveman-inspired cake.'

-This looks crazy. What's this?

-It's an egg!

-You want a cake that looks like an egg?

-Yeah, with feet.

-With feet.

-With feet?

-Yeah.

-What, like he's hatching?

-Yeah!

-Oh, that's a brilliant idea!

-It's going to be a chocolate shell

and, in the inside, some kind of filling.

-When Aaron hits the top, it'll, like, ooze something out.

-Ooze out.

So, it sounds like we need to find a designer who can make us

a giant egg cake full of ooze.

-SHE LAUGHS:

-Yeah!

-Yeah.

'Amazingly, we found someone to take on the challenge of making

'a giant egg-shaped cake with goo and claws.'

So, we need a filling that's going to ooze out,

which I presume is going to be the most tricky part of this process.

Yeah. Well, I've prepared, um,

all different fillings you can choose from.

-So we'd better get experimenting, then, and see which works best.

-Yes!

-ED:

-'The girls have decided that getting the right ooze is vital!

'But from the looks of these ingredients,

'no-one seems to be worried what the wedding cake goo will taste like.'

LAUGHTER

That looks good, though, doesn't it? That looks oozy!

-Chicken soup may be the way forward, ladies.

-Oh, I don't think so! Yuck!

Oh, look at this one! It's mustard, lemon curd, jam and Marmite!

You put lemon curd in there as well?

I did tell you you're going to have to taste your own eggs, didn't I?

LAUGHTER

'Random fillings safely inside their eggs,

'it's time to check out how they ooze.

'First up, cold chicken soup.'

ALL: Oh!

-Yes, look at that!

-Eugh!

-That's horrible!

-Would you like to try some?

LAUGHTER

-Not really.

-ALL: Eugh!

-We cannot serve that at the wedding.

-Why not?

Cos it's disgusting!

'No surprise there, Naomi. Moving on...'

LAUGHTER

Mine didn't barely even fall!

-No, that's not oozing at all.

-Yeah.

-Go on, give it another crack.

-Oh...

-Er?

No.

'Next up is Lucy's concoction of lemon curd, jam and mustard.'

Ready?

-Ah!

-Ta-da!

-No, that's quite good!

-Eugh!

-Eugh!

Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

Not bad?

'Oh, I don't think so.

'With no clear winner so far

'in our highly scientific dinosaur wedding slime experiment,

'the girls move on to mayonnaise, marshmallows and caramel.'

-Eugh!

-Eugh!

-LAUGHTER

'Marshmallows show themselves to be rubbish for ooze.'

'How about the mayo?'

OK, one...

-Ew!

-THEY ALL GAG

-Bleurgh!

-COUGHING

No! No.

'So it's all resting on the final egg.'

Here we go! Caramel!

ALL: Oh!

-Yeah, that's good! That's got good ooze to it.

-Mmm!

'And it doesn't taste too bad either!'

-I think caramel.

-Is that our favourite?

-Yeah.

-Can we say that is cake sorted?

-Yes.

Egg-cellent!

LAUGHTER

'Caramel goo!

'That's egg-actly what I was hoping for!'

Next, the girls turn their attention to transport.

How would a caveman get to his wedding?

This is going to take some ingenious imagination.

-How are you going to get your mum and Aaron to their wedding?

-This.

-What's that?

-It's like two logs put together.

-A log mobile?

-Yeah.

-I like that! I like that!

-I love your plan.

-Have you ever actually seen a log car?

-No.

-No.

But we're hoping we find one.

-OK.

-Hee-hee!

-I hope you find one too.

-You definitely want something like that, though?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

'Yes, this is going to be one tough transport search.

-'Over to you, Ed!

-Great! Thanks, Naomi(!)'

-What are you putting in, then?

-I'm putting in two logs.

-Two-logged car?

-That didn't come up with nothing.

-No.

-Let me try cavemen.

-"Car made out of two logs."

-We've found something.

It's come up with loads of pictures.

-There's nothing that looks like your drawing so far.

-No.

-I found it!

-What?!

-What?

Oh, look, they've got some wicked designs on these!

This is exactly like I want.

-That's like your drawing!

-Yeah, yeah!

-Yeah!

'Next, it's a call to the owners.'

-Oh, I hope they've got this.

-Yeah.

-TELEPHONE RINGS

-MAN: 'Hello?'

-Um, hello. We need to hire a, um, car for...a wedding.

'OK, and what kind of car would you like?'

-An 89D Bedrock Special Car?

-'Is that the caveman car?'

-Yeah.

'Yup, that car's available.'

ALL: Yes!

'With the tree trunk transport booked...'

-Thank you!

-'OK, guys, bye-bye!'

-Thank you, bye.

-'..the girls have done it!'

'That's it!

'They've organised some slamming entertainment...

'..hacked away to make some authentic outfits...'

Go, girls! Go, girls!

'..and quite literally cracked the cake...'

ALL: Whoa!

'..all ready for a wedding that's sure to go down in history.

'But at home, the wedding day nerves are starting to show.'

So, what do you think we're up to?

I have no idea!

-Are you going to cry, like you said, in the car?

-Yes!

-Will you do it now?

-No!

I will cry...

-..cos I don't trust you!

-SHE GIGGLES

NAOMI: 'And so you shouldn't.'

-That would be awesome.

-That's epic.

-We have to get that.

'The girls squeeze in booking

'one last ginosaurus surprise for the big day, and it's time out.'

It's the day before the wedding and as Aaron

and Lorraine pack to go to their surprise wedding destination,

the girls get a call from the cake maker,

and there's a big oozing problem.

'Hi, yeah.

'The cake leaks.'

But I need to sort it out.

'Some of the caramel came out, so you might need to top it up tomorrow.'

-OK.

-Oh, OK.

Thank you. Bye.

ALL: Bye!

NAOMI: 'It's too late to change it,

'but a leak means there's now a real chance

'that the egg won't ooze caramel when it's smashed open at the wedding.'

The wait's over. It's the morning of the wedding!

And it's time to get properly prehistoric.

So, we head down to the dinosaur park

to put together the caveman wrestling ring.

Back at the hotel, all the mirrors have been covered up to stop

Aaron and Lorraine taking a sneaky peek at their mammoth makeover.

I have no idea what Elle's got planned.

I...I was trying to guess clues from this,

but I really haven't got a clue.

-Ow!

-'You'll find out soon enough, Mum!'

-SHE GRUNTS

-Pull, Naomi, pull!

-It won't reach!

-Grr!

'The ring's finished! And we just need to brief James on how to make

'his wrestling surprise even more alarming for Aaron.'

You're going to jump out and, like, say that,

"You can't come in and get married in here!

"And you can only get married

-"if you win this wrestling match."

-Oh, OK, all right.

-Yeah.

Make sure you don't win otherwise they can't get married.

-I can't promise that.

-ED LAUGHS

-We're going to go and get into our costumes.

-See you in a bit.

'A costume change later and our wedding planners

'are transported back 100,000 years to cavemen times.

-'Loving the pterodactyl outfit, Naomi!

-Thank you!'

'But it's these two whose reactions will really count.'

LAUGHTER

Lorraine, Aaron, are you ready to see

what you look like on your wedding day?

-- AARON: No. - LORRAINE:

-Yeah.

Three, two, one!

Take a look.

LAUGHTER

Any guesses what the theme might be?

Spacemen?

LAUGHTER

No, cavemen.

-Yeah!

-Yeah, this is your prehistoric wedding.

-Well done.

-Well done, you've done very well.

-We're very proud.

-You've done excellent.

'The outfits are a success.

'Time to get this wedding on the road!

'Now, where's that nifty Neanderthal transport?

Yes, you know you want it before you've even seen it!

The must-have car of 100,000 BC!

It's the all-new Tree Trunk 2000!

If you're a caveman with serious dino-cred,

you won't leave home without it!

'This tree trunk transport is really turning heads

'on this suburban high street.'

OK, guys. Now you can find out how you're getting to your wedding.

Open your eyes.

-SHE LAUGHS: Oh, wow! AARON:

-That is awesome.

-Who's going to drive?

-Me.

-All right, do you want to hop in?

-Have you driven one of these before? Yeah?

-Yeah!

'Er, when might that have been, Aaron? 100,000 years ago?'

So, just keep driving in that direction.

-We'll see you at the venue.

-See you there.

MUSIC: Born To Be Wild by Steppenwolf

LAUGHTER

Brake! Brake! Brake! Brake! Brake! Brake!

That is one of the funniest things I've seen.

We've gotta meet him at the venue!

-Let's hurry!

-At the rate they're going,

we can have a leisurely stroll and a cup of tea.

# Get your motor runnin' Head out on the highway... #

'As Lorraine and Aaron make their way to the venue,

'the girls meet their last-minute booking -

'a six metre-long animatronic dinosaur.'

THEY GASP

ROAR!

LAUGHTER

Not me!

Bad breath! You need to brush your teeth!

GIGGLING

'As the dinosaur's joined by some prehistoric guests,

'Aaron and Lorraine arrive.'

CHEERING

'But remember, the girls have arranged

'for pro wrestler James to gate-crash the wedding

'and dare Aaron to wrestle him before he can get married.'

COME ON!

HE GROWLS AND ROARS

Come on! Who dares enter my cave?!

-Who are you?

-Who am I? I'm The Rustler

-and this is my cave!

-THEY GASP

Oh? Oh, sorry, Mr Rustler.

Lorraine and Aaron were hoping to get married in there today.

You want to get married in my cave?!

You're going to have to wrestle me first!

LAUGHTER You are not funny, young lady.

And when I've finished with you, you're going to be extinct!

Brilliant. LAUGHTER

There's one other surprise as well, I'm afraid.

The girls got these for you.

-Ta-da!

-AARON: You...

LAUGHTER

Wrestling pants, are they? Wrestling pants!

I love you, but I'm so sorry!

NAOMI: Do you accept the challenge?

HUGE LAUGHTER

I haven't really got a choice, have I?

CHEERING

'It must be love.

'Wrestling novice Aaron has agreed to go toe-to-toe

'with a professional wrestler.

'How's he feeling before his big bout?'

I'm a little bit scared about that, cos the one thing I did say is

I don't want to get married in wrestling pants and I've got to go

and fight this big bloke over there now.

'Yes, you do, Aaron,

'and it's over to our ringside dinosaurs for commentary.'

Well, it seems like we've been waiting

since the dawn of time for this one!

No-one has seen Aaron wrestle before! Which is surprising,

because he looks very at home in those wrestling pants.

In the red corner, its our prehistoric powerhouse - The Rustler!

-BOOING

-Come on! Argh!

BOOING CONTINUES

And, in the blue corner, it's Aaron!

CHEERING

Are you ready? Let's get it on!

MUSIC: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

50,000 years of training come into play now!

GIRLS CHANT: Aaron! Aaron! Aaron!

CHANTING CONTINUES

Aaron's going to be dino-sore after that one!

Oh, no! It looks like Aaron's caved in!

He's even knocked his wig off!

Come on, get up!

-Come on, Aaron!

-Come on!

CHEERING

No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No!

CHANTING: Aaron! Aaron! Aaron!

No!

Aaron's really turned things around here!

One, two, three!

CHEERING

Unbelievable comeback from Aaron there!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

'Phew! That was close!'

'Aaron has defeated The Rustler and,

'with the couple being allowed into the cave, it's time to get married.'

I promise to give you my love and friendship.

To be there for you when you need me most.

VOICE CRACKS: Sorry.

To be there for you when you need me most.

-I promise to respect you...

-I promise to respect you...

-..and be faithful to you always.

-..and to be faithful to you always.

Now, it gives me very great pleasure to announce

that you are husband and wife.

CHEERING

-It was awesome.

-Brilliant!

-I feel awesome that we're married now.

-Yeah.

-Long time coming.

-Yeah.

-It feels a bit surreal to be there, but, yeah.

-I feel amazing.

-Yeah.

CHEERING

'They've done it. Lorraine and Aaron have finally tied the knot.

'And it's all thanks to Elle, Lucy and Lauren.'

NAOMI: 'It's time to celebrate

'and what better way than with a massive dinosaur egg cake?

'But this cake's had a leak and,

'as the girls try to top up the ooze, the caramel starts hardening.'

For the last time today, you can open your eyes.

And see your cake!

LAUGHTER

-AARON:

-That's mental! Is that whole thing a cake?

-GIRLS: Yeah!

-Yeah.

-Though it's not complete yet.

You've got to crack the top.

-Aw!

-Don't cut the cake. You crack the cake.

-Aaron!

-Keep cracking!

-Yay!

-Keep cracking!

LAUGHTER

No, Mummy! No, Mummy! That's the cake!

'So, the egg is more hard-boiled than soft.

'But that doesn't stop Aaron giving it one last go.'

We didn't put enough caramel in.

-There's meant to be caramel coming out.

-Yeah.

We kept cracking and kept cracking.

-I think the caramel froze.

-Yeah, it's cold down here.

LAUGHTER AND CHATTER

NAOMI: 'Ooze or no ooze, everyone still agrees it's a cracking cake.'

Anybody want some cake?

ALL: Me!

'The girls have pulled off a wedding

'that's sure to stand the test of prehistoric time.

'But what have our cave bride and cave groom made of it all?'

All the nerves at the beginning was all worth it in the end, really.

I feel proud of the three girls...

-Very proud.

-..for setting all of this up.

-They've done so well.

-We couldn't have asked for more.

-No.

NAOMI: 'The happy couple are very happy.

'How about our young wedding planners?'

-It was awesome. I loved it.

-It's been amazing.

ALL: Job done!

'I couldn't have put it better myself.'

Well, I think that wedding will go down in history. It was dino-mite!

-Yeah!

-Hey, where did that really scary dinosaur go?

-He went off to find some dinner.

-Oh.

-What does he like to eat?

-Pterodactyls.

SHE SCREAMS, HE CACKLES

-Who's a good boy?

-SOFT GROWL