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ED: Up and down the country, parents are getting married in normal,

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traditional ceremonies.

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Normal weddings are quite boring.

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-NAOMI:

-But fear not, Britain, because we're fighting back.

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Open your eyes!

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Kids have set themselves the challenge of a lifetime...

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Why are you two upset?

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To organise their parents' wedding.

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Bring it on.

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And to make it a day that no-one will ever forget.

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Will they manage it?

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I'm quite nervous to plan it.

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Will Mum and Dad like it?

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Whoa!

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It could all go completely wrong.

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And will they finally say, "I do"?

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We're going to rock this wedding!

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-BOTH:

-This is Marrying Mum And Dad.

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On today's show...

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-It's lights...

-Camera...

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Action.

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..as we proudly present Marrying Mum And Dad...

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The Movie!

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Will this wedding be the talk of Tinseltown?

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Open your eyes!

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Or will the leading pair turn in performances to forget?

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More gunk! More gunk!

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Time to dim the lights...

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Cue the music...

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-BOTH:

-It's show time!

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Welcome to Marrying Mum And Dad,

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the only show that's brave enough to put you in charge of planning your

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parents' wedding.

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Yes, you heard that correctly. You lot are completely in charge.

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No more boring speeches or tedious ceremonies.

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-What you say goes - end of!

-So, what will today's wedding planners

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have in store for their unsuspecting parents?

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I've absolutely no idea, but one thing I do know is there

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won't be a top hat or a tail coat in sight.

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Today, we're in West London...

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Where we have a talented trio of wedding planners

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who have pooled their resources to plan a wedding to remember.

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Meet 12-year-old Riandra.

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I am very excited,

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because it's going to be a day that Mum and Krzy are going

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to remember forever.

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And her cousins, Serena...

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Us three together, just three great minds think alike.

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And Arianna, who might be the youngest,

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but certainly isn't the quietest.

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This is going to be a real challenge but I think we can do it.

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Let's bring it on!

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But who are the brave, I mean, lucky couple letting them loose?

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We have a berry nervous mum, Andrea.

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It's very scary,

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because it's something I've got to live with for the rest of my life.

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And also, preparing to be bowled over by events

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is soon to be stepdad, Krzy.

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I'm just scared.

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Our idea was a little wedding - and look what happened.

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Too late now, Krzy!

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This wedding is going to be a major production.

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It's important to me for Mum and Krzy to get married,

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because I feel like it would bring us together more as a family,

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cos then he'd officially be my stepdad.

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Getting married, for me, to be honest, is everything at the moment.

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Because we're nine years together.

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I want to have a wife, you know, I want to have a family.

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So now we've met everyone,

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what exactly have these three plotters got in store

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for the unsuspecting newlyweds to be?

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Action!

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We're mad about movies.

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And we love calling the shots.

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And cut!

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For this wedding, Mum and Dad are going to have starring roles.

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Because our theme is...

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-ALL:

-Movies!

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What a blockbuster of a theme.

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-I love the movies.

-Yes.

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I could've been on the big screen, you know.

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-Really?

-Oh, yeah.

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People are often mistaking me for a Hollywood A-lister.

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What people?

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People. Just general people.

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You know, wanting autographs and stuff.

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-Oh, yeah.

-Oh, here comes one now.

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Probably wanting a selfie or something.

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I can't believe it! It's Naomi off Marrying Mum And Dad.

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Can I have a photo?

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Yeah, of course you can.

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Cheese. Aw, nice to meet you. Bye!

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Obviously not a movie fan.

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Let's hope our budding directors can recognise true star potential when

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they see it.

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Riandra, Arianna and Serena have been hard at work

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planning this widescreen wedding.

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So now I think it's time for us to lend a hand.

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In the only way we know how...

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Inconspicuous and low key.

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Well, maybe not.

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It's such a good theme, it's such a good idea, this one.

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Who came up with it and why?

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Well, we came up with it, because our whole family likes to watch

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movies together and that's like our time to relax and just have fun.

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-So what are you going to do?

-A movie.

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You're going to make a movie?

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-Yes.

-In one day?

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-Yes.

-But they normally take months and months and months to do.

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Well, this is going to probably be the world's shortest film.

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I think you're right. Going to be the quickest movie ever made,

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that's for sure. So, it's going to star Mum and Krzy

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as the main characters?

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-Yeah.

-What are they going to be playing?

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-What's going to happen?

-Mum is going to get stolen by an evil villain.

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-Yeah.

-VOICEOVER: Hmm, I wonder who that will be.

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And then, Krzy has to go through different scenes

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to get through and get Mum.

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And then they can get married.

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Yeah. There's going to be so much entertainment

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and everyone's going to love it.

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So, as the whole wedding is a movie,

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the girls aren't just wedding planners, they're movie producers!

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And the first thing they need for their movie is a plot.

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Looks like the right place to plan a movie wedding.

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-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Let's see what they've got.

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This prop hire warehouse will give the girls plenty of inspiration

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to develop the plot of their film.

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No way!

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See? With the right props, scenery and lighting,

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you can transport people to the Caribbean!

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It's so cool.

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When I first walked in, I was literally gobsmacked.

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And it made me feel like I was actually in that place.

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That's not all.

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You can transport your guests to Narnia, where, yes, there are lions.

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-That's not all.

-It's so cool!

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Wow!

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Oh, hello. We're in a woodland realm.

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There's a fox!

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Next!

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-ALL:

-Whoa!

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Howdy, partners! Make yourself at home in the Wild West!

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I was amazed at how somebody could actually create it

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to be so realistic.

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It was really fun.

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Maybe don't touch the snake!

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-The cactus...

-They can be dangerous.

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And cut!

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Back at base, and with heads full of prop-tastic possibilities,

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the girls start thinking up the perfect plot

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for their wedding day extravaganza.

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-So, what's going on here?

-They're our scenes.

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Very professional. So, what's this one?

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-Looks like the beach.

-Not quite. It's the desert.

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-OK.

-Sand, fake tortoise and a camel.

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OK. And then, you've drawn...?

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A jungle. These are monkeys, by the way.

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That's Krzy and then there are snakes and trees and tigers

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-and stuff like that.

-Right. And then, he's got to go to the Arctic?

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-Yeah.

-There's going to be polar bears and snow leopards

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and mountain and igloo and penguins...

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And you're going to film this in one day?

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-ALL:

-Yeah.

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Crikey! Mum and Dad will be shattered after all

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that globetrotting. But that's our movie plot sorted.

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So, where do you think this wedding's going to happen?

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Well, we want it to happen in a movie set.

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-A movie set?

-Yeah.

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-Studio?

-Yeah.

-Where are we going to find one of those?

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-Do you know one nearby?

-No.

-No. So we'll have to do some searching.

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-Yeah.

-What are your requirements? What does it need to be?

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-BOTH:

-Big.

-Massive.

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So, how would Mum feel about getting married in a vast movie studio?

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A perfect wedding for me would be a small one.

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SIREN BLARES

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Sorry, Mum! This is Marrying Mum And Dad.

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We don't do small-scale on this show.

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The girls have grand ideas.

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That looks amazing.

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But unfortunately, finding a movie studio that's available

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on the wedding day is proving a tall order.

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Hi. Erm, we're just wondering if you have

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a studio available from the 18th?

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We don't, I'm afraid. We're fully booked.

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I don't think we do, I'm afraid. We're fully booked. Sorry.

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OK, then. Thank you.

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It turns out that movie studios are busy...

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-shooting movies.

-But the creative cousins have come up

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with a bit of a brainwave.

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Maybe we could have it in a theatre or something,

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just to change it up a bit.

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That's a good idea.

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So, it's back on the internet to find a venue.

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That looks amazing. I like that one a lot.

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-It's big.

-Spacious.

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OK, here goes. Fingers crossed.

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I'm looking for a location for my auntie's wedding.

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-OK.

-Is it possible you could help us out?

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It does look like we have got that date free in our diary.

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Result! This massive theatre space is just as good

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as an actual movie studio.

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The girls have proved that they can think on their feet,

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just like all the greatest directors.

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Location sorted.

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This wedding epic is now in full preproduction.

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But as the big day approaches,

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how are Mum and our stepdad-to-be feeling about handing over

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the reins to Riandra and her cousins?

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I think putting all three of them together is really, really good.

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It's going to be something special.

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Of course I am stressed, because I don't know what's going to happen,

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but to be honest, I like surprises.

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Well, that's good news, Krzy,

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because there are plenty coming your way.

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At a traditional wedding, you're bound to hear a smattering

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of smoochy pop tunes.

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But the girls want a far more interesting soundtrack

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for their movie wedding.

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We've come along to Pinewood Studios,

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where blockbusters like Star Wars and the James Bond movies

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are filmed.

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To meet a sound effects movie maestro,

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who's won of the ultimate accolade in film-making, an Oscar!

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So, girls, this is Glen and he's done the sound effects on films like

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Paddington and Fantastic Beasts.

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Oh, cool.

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So, tell us a bit about what you do.

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Well, what we do is we take a film, in its raw stage,

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and we create the whole soundscape for the film.

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It can make you scared, happy, excited.

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You know, it can make you sit back or lean forward.

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So, sound is hugely important in the making of a film.

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VOICEOVER: Time to create some sound effects of our own.

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First up, an avalanche.

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Glenn, that doesn't look like an avalanche.

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That looks like a bag.

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So, what you're going to do, you're going to hold this

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and we're going to put this microphone inside.

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Like that.

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Riandra is about to turn this silent clip into a nightmarish scene

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of cascading snow.

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I don't see how this is going to sound like that.

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Ah. It's the movies.

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Quiet on set, please. OK, rolling.

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VOICEOVER: Glen's sound assistants get to work

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and add some extra wind noise.

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OK, guys.

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And then it's time to watch some movie magic.

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LOW RUMBLING What?

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So, the only sound effect you've added on that is the wind?

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Yeah, and the rest of it's all...

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-That?

-Yeah.

-Wow!

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That is so cool.

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When we did all the sound for the movies, it was amazing,

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because such small things could actually make it sound like

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an avalanche. It was a really good experience.

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Next, Glen shows us how garden gloves

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can become a slithering snake.

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OK. Shall we have a look?

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HISSING

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And coconut shells can turn into camels.

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I thought it was epic.

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It's amazing that little things like that could be turned

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-into something really big.

-That's really cool.

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That's so believable.

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I never actually thought about how important sound is to a movie.

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The cousins have been blown away by this supersonic workshop.

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And that's our soundtrack sorted.

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Now, I'm thinking, for a movie wedding,

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the outfits are going to be pretty outstanding.

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-Yeah? You've got some good ideas?

-Yes.

-Hit me with it.

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For Mum, we decided to do like a really nice ball gown,

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as if she was going on a red carpet.

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And then Krzy would be wearing his suit and tie

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and there would be loads of paparazzi outside and a red carpet.

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So, you want proper Hollywood, A-list glam.

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Yeah.

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Thinking something like this?

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-Yes!

-Yeah.

-Screaming fans.

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-Yes.

-That's cool.

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This is what every day of my life is like, really,

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so I've got a lot of experience of this.

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You wish, Ed.

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The girls want Andrea and Krzy to look like movie royalty.

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But how will smoothie operator Mum feel about being

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the centre of attention?

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I'm going to feel a bit overwhelmed,

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because normally I don't like everything focused on me.

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SIREN BLARES

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Sorry, Mum! There's no time for stage fright.

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From now on, it's all about the limelight.

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That's our wedding premier glamorous garb red carpet ready.

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Action.

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None of the guests will be clapper bored at this wedding.

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But there's one Marrying Mum And Dad staple that still needs

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the Hollywood treatment...

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the cake!

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What are we going to do for the cake?

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-Popcorn.

-Popcorn all the way, cos it's movie related.

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A popcorn flavoured cake?

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No, popcorn. Just like a massive...

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-Human sized.

-Human sized box of popcorn?

-Yeah.

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It looks like we're witnessing another unexpected plot twist.

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We want to try different types, flavours of popcorn,

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so we can mix them together and see what they taste like.

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So, what sort of flavours are you thinking?

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-Weird ones?

-Maybe we'll go for some weird ones as well, if they taste...

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Candyfloss.

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-Have you had them before?

-No!

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The girls need to try out some fancy flavours,

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and this popcorn factory produces over 50 of them.

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Jackie's the boss, which makes her the official queen of pop...

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corn.

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I've never seen so much popcorn in my life.

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The girls need to choose their three favourite flavours

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-for the wedding day.

-Time to start tasting these treats.

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-Which one are you going to go with first?

-This one.

-Oh.

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-I wonder why.

-Yes. The one that looks most like chocolate.

-Mmm!

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Let's see if it tastes of chocolate.

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-Can we guess?

-It's chocolate.

-Mm-hm.

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Wow. Liking that.

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Let's find out.

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Double chocolate.

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One down!

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Loads to go!

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-Good, isn't it?

-Don't scoff the lot!

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What did you say?

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You put chocolate again! White chocolate.

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Well done, white chocolate.

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I think the guests are going to love

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all these different flavours of popcorn.

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It tastes like apple pie.

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She's fantastic!

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-It was, toffee apple.

-Yeah!

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The flavours, they just come at you.

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It's like they just hit you.

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-Oh, no!

-It's my favourite!

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It's the devil's food!

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Oh, no...

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This super hot flavour doesn't appear to be currying favour.

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-There's curry in that.

-It is curry!

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Madras.

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Curry popcorn. The perfect snack for Bollywood films.

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I didn't really realise that you

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could have like a curry flavoured popcorn.

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I think it's strawberry cream.

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Good. Am I right? Yeah!

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Strawberries and cream. You're amazing.

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We're all getting a bit popcorn potty now.

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But, thankfully, before we all pop,

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the girls make their choice of flavours for the wedding.

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In your massive bag of popcorn,

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you're going to have strawberries and cream...

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-Yeah.

-White chocolate.

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-Yeah.

-And double chocolate.

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ALL: Yeah.

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I hope the guests like chocolate.

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'Chocolate? I hope they like popcorn.'

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'That's the cake, or rather the humongous, person-sized,

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'flavour-filled popcorn all packed up.'

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'That's it!'

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'Riandra, Serena and Arianna have got this movie-themed wedding

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'researched, prepped and in the can.'

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'The script's been signed off.'

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You're going to film this in one day?

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ALL: Yeah.

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'The soundtrack's sounding great.'

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That is so cool.

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'And the cake will be a pop-ular party piece.'

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-Good.

-Double chocolate.

-Yeah.

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'Mum and Krzy are standing by.'

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I've been told by Arianna that

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there's a lot of things going to happen to me. So...

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I don't know what it is, but...

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OK.

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-I'm ready.

-'You better be.'

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'The morning of Mum and Krzy's wedding has finally arrived.

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Welcome to Hollywood!

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GIRLS: Wow!

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Oh, the chairs!

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Yeah, chairs with your names on.

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'The International sets for

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'the girls' worldwide wedding movie are all in position.'

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'Jungle.'

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THEY LAUGH AND SQUEAL

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'Arctic.'

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We've got a penguin! We've got a penguin!

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'And desert.'

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Look, you've got the jail where Mum will be locked up in the desert.

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-This is so cool.

-It's all right, isn't it?

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'While the co-directors get the lowdown on their lock-up,

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'in their trailer, I mean, hotel room...'

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'Mum and Krzy are getting their movie star makeovers.'

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I'm feeling so nervous, because I...

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I don't know what's happening.

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I have no idea.

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I don't even have a single clue what's going to happen.

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But I'm excited a lot.

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'That's great, Krzy, because your

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'wedding day roller-coaster ride is about to begin.'

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'Not everyone gets to ride in a stretch limo.'

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'But these guys haven't got a clue what their wheels are.'

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This feels a bit more comfier than a black cab, doesn't it?

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It is.

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'Meanwhile, the red-carpet has been rolled out,

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'the paparazzi are primed and everyone is waiting expectantly for

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'the golden couple to arrive.'

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Welcome to the red-carpet premiere for the long awaited

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Marrying Mum And Dad - The Movie.

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As you can see, a huge crowd has already gathered,

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all hoping to catch a glimpse of our two stars.

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They're here! They're here! Our celebrity couple has arrived.

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I wonder if they'll guess the theme.

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Let's find out.

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-Hello...

-Hello.

-..Mum and Krzy.

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-How are you doing?

-I'm fine, thanks.

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Right, well, let's get you out of the vehicle.

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All right? Well done, well done...

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Don't worry.

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Nothing to worry about.

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'Krzy and Andrea have no idea what they're walking into.

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'Or rather onto.'

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'Time to give them the red-carpet treatment.'

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Well, shall we show you what you're going to be wearing for your wedding

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day? Are you ready to see?

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-Yeah.

-No!

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-OK.

-Here we go.

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BOTH: Three, two, one!

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Have a look.

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CHEERING AND LAUGHING

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Can you guess what your theme is?

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Red carpet. There is loads of press.

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-Yes.

-Oscars.

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-Pretty much.

-The theme is movies!

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Ah! Are you all right?

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You look absolutely beautiful, Andrea.

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Aw!

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'Mum's crying tears of joy.'

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'But dry your eyes, Mum.

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'Your director-daughter has a bit more in store.'

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So, Mum and Krzy, now the fun is about to really begin.

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You don't only look like movie stars,

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but you just successfully auditioned for the lead roles in

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the Marrying Mum And Dad movie.

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CHEERING

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'Mum and Dad are happy posing for the paps.'

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'But they're going to have to complete three movie action

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'sequences before they can get married.

0:19:560:19:58

'So we're handing over control to our trio of top

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'directors, ably supported by first assistant director Naomi

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'while I transform into evil super-villain,

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Baron von Blowfinger.'

0:20:070:20:09

HE CACKLES

0:20:090:20:11

'All right. Calm down, Ed.'

0:20:110:20:13

Time to get the cameras rolling.

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Quiet on set!

0:20:160:20:18

The Marry Mum And Dad movie scene one, take one.

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Action!

0:20:210:20:23

When I'm not plotting world domination,

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my second favourite thing to do is ruining weddings.

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Mum, you're coming with me.

0:20:300:20:31

Help! Help! Help! Krzy, save me.

0:20:310:20:34

Don't panic, I'll rescue you.

0:20:340:20:36

THEY GIGGLE

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'The first scene is in the can and the directors seem happy.'

0:20:380:20:43

OK, everybody let's move inside.

0:20:430:20:45

Reset for the next scene.

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'We've relocated inside the studio to shoot the rest of the movie.'

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'But the girls have decided to give me a change of role.'

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I'm going to give you an on-screen part in the movie!

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Oh, I think that is a great idea.

0:20:580:20:59

-What are you thinking?

-We've got this monkey costume for you.

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'Ha! From assistant director to monkey suit in a manner of minutes.'

0:21:020:21:05

Hurry up, get it on. Time is money in the movie business.

0:21:050:21:09

-Oh...

-Hop off.

0:21:090:21:11

'Crikey, these directors are ruthless.'

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Action!

0:21:130:21:14

Krzy will never think of looking for you in my rainforest lair.

0:21:140:21:18

'For this scene, the girls have created a steamy tropical jungle.'

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Cue sound effects.

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'And, taking inspiration from their trip to Pinewood,

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'the wedding guests are providing the sound effects.'

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It sounds like a helicopter?!

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I'm coming for you, Baron.

0:21:340:21:36

'Queue Naom... Oh. The monkey.'

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MONKEY CHATTERS

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'Oh, I think you got the best supporting

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'monkey Oscar in the bag, Naomi.'

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'The lead actor is in the goat swamp.'

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'But the directors aren't happy.'

0:21:520:21:53

More gunk! More gunk!

0:21:530:21:55

THEY LAUGH

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'Krzy is more James Pond than James Bond!'

0:21:580:22:02

It's turning into a bit of a disaster movie, this one.

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'Well, let's get to the next scene then.'

0:22:040:22:07

'Brr! We're in the freezing Arctic.'

0:22:070:22:09

I will take you to my underground lair beneath the polar ice cap.

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He'll never find you there.

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Cue sound effects.

0:22:150:22:18

'Now, that's an interesting way to use a box of cornflakes.'

0:22:180:22:22

Cue snow.

0:22:220:22:24

-Cue Andrea.

-Help!

0:22:270:22:29

Help! Krzy save me.

0:22:290:22:31

It's time to end this once and for all!

0:22:310:22:35

'Cue Na... Oh...

0:22:350:22:37

'What on earth is that?'

0:22:370:22:39

Meet my abominable snow woman.

0:22:390:22:42

HE CACKLES

0:22:420:22:43

Abominable? Not as abominable as your massively over egged villain,

0:22:430:22:47

thanks very much. Suddenly everyone's a critic.

0:22:470:22:50

'Let's hope we can keep it together

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'as there's only one scene left to film.'

0:22:520:22:54

And action!

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Well, it seems I have underestimated you.

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You can have your rotten wedding. I'm off.

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That's a wrap.

0:23:040:23:05

Let's have a wedding!

0:23:050:23:08

THEY CHEER

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'It's now a race against time in the cutting room to get

0:23:140:23:17

'the girls' movie debut ready for its world premiere later.'

0:23:170:23:20

'Back on set, it's time for the main feature of the day,

0:23:230:23:26

'mum and Krzy's wedding.'

0:23:260:23:28

'And this time they really do need to get their lines right.'

0:23:280:23:32

I pledge to share my life openly with you.

0:23:330:23:35

I promise to cherish and care for you.

0:23:350:23:38

Through good times and bad.

0:23:390:23:42

To this promise I will give my word.

0:23:420:23:44

Andrea and Krzy, it now gives me very great pleasure to congratulate

0:23:470:23:52

you on being husband and wife.

0:23:520:23:55

Congratulations.

0:23:550:23:57

You may kiss your bride.

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'With the "I dos" done and dusted...'

0:24:020:24:05

'It's finally time for the most eagerly anticipated movie premiere

0:24:050:24:08

'of the century.'

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GIRLS: Tickets, please.

0:24:100:24:12

ED: Roll up, roll up, it's the hottest ticket in town, folks.

0:24:120:24:16

'Nothing about this wedding has followed the usual script.'

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'And, in place of a cake,

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'it's our stupendously large custom made popcorn pack.'

0:24:210:24:25

Mum and Krzy, it's time to show you your slightly unusual wedding cake.

0:24:250:24:30

Please open your eyes.

0:24:300:24:32

A human-sized bag of popcorn!

0:24:350:24:37

'It's a crowd pleasing snacktastic...'

0:24:390:24:42

BOTH: '..Popcorn party.'

0:24:420:24:44

'Ed's eating his own body weight of the stuff as usual.'

0:24:450:24:49

'As the guests tuck in and take their seats,

0:24:490:24:51

'it's the moment we've all been waiting for.

0:24:510:24:54

Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you a Riandra,

0:24:540:24:58

Arianna and Serena production.

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It's the world premiere of Marrying Mum And Dad The Movie.

0:25:000:25:05

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:050:25:07

When I'm not plotting world domination,

0:25:280:25:30

my second favourite thing to do is ruining weddings.

0:25:300:25:33

Mum, you're coming with me.

0:25:350:25:37

Help! Help Krzy, save me.

0:25:370:25:39

LAUGHTER

0:25:390:25:40

MUSIC PLAYS

0:25:400:25:42

-What's that?

-I'm coming for you, Baron.

0:25:420:25:46

You'll never rescue Mum without one of these keys.

0:25:460:25:49

MONKEY CHATTERS

0:25:490:25:51

MONKEY BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:25:530:25:55

Never fear, I'm going into the swamp to get that key.

0:25:550:25:58

I must get out of here quick.

0:26:000:26:02

Help!

0:26:040:26:05

Help! Krzy, save me!

0:26:050:26:07

Don't worry, my precious, I'm coming.

0:26:070:26:10

'Well, it looks like the girls'

0:26:100:26:12

'efforts will be earning them five-star reviews.'

0:26:120:26:15

'But what have their leading man and lady made of their wedding day?'

0:26:150:26:18

Today was unbelievable because I could never have planned something

0:26:180:26:23

-like this myself.

-HE CACKLES

0:26:230:26:25

ROARING

0:26:250:26:27

The best performance in my life, to be honest.

0:26:270:26:29

I think I deserve an Oscar for that, but we'll see.

0:26:290:26:32

The girls make me so proud.

0:26:340:26:36

I'm so happy that they've done this for us.

0:26:360:26:39

And now we must flee.

0:26:390:26:41

Are we nearly done with all these costume changes?

0:26:470:26:50

I am getting the huff.

0:26:500:26:53

If I had to put it in one word, it would be epic.

0:26:530:26:58

You can have your rotten wedding, I'm off.

0:26:580:27:00

Being director was amazing because like it's the only chance you get to

0:27:000:27:04

actually boss people around and they actually listen to you.

0:27:040:27:07

Together at last. I'm so happy.

0:27:070:27:10

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:130:27:15

ALL: This wedding was a blockbuster.

0:27:170:27:20

Yay!

0:27:200:27:23

The girls did it. They directed and premiered their own movie,

0:27:230:27:27

-not to say organised a wedding.

-I know, it was brilliant.

0:27:270:27:29

I just hope that we can get out of here without too much hassle.

0:27:290:27:32

Judging by the reaction to our performance in that film, there

0:27:320:27:35

are going to be loads of people wanting our autographs.

0:27:350:27:37

Well, I'm going to be keeping a low profile.

0:27:370:27:40

They must be waiting for the sequel.

0:27:430:27:45

Come on, let's get the bus.

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