The Drive-In Matilda and the Ramsay Bunch

It's great to be back.

My name's Matilda.

But people call me Tilly.

-Oh, Tilly.

-Tilly.

I'm crazy about cooking.

Mmm.

Deliciousness. Om nom.

Mad to mess about.

And I've got the most embarrassing family ever.

ALL: Says who?

Is it true you have a boyfriend?

Says who?

You're so annoying.

-Dad's the chef.

-Matilda, where's my frying pan, please?

But I've taken over the kitchen in this house.

What are you doing?

I'm looking for my frying pan. Tilly.

Tilly rules, OK.

Funny face.

-You turned it off.

-Oh, sugar.

We're in LA this summer where I'm cooking up a storm...

-Seriously, that looks great.

-..and writing my food blog.

That should be good.

LA is the movie capital of the world and one of my favourite

things to do with the Ramsay bunch is watching films.

Tonight, we're having an outdoor movie party.

A bit like an American drive-in.

The guys are sorting the screen and I'm doing the cooking - of course!

Whoo! I'm going to be making pepperoni and margarita pizzas,

my super healthy, shake-and-go, rainbow salad

and a delicious, giant, choc chip cookie.

I've also got a bit of a trick up my sleeve.

I'm going to play practical jokes on all of my family

and make a prank film to show them later.

-Oh!

-Got ya.

-Whoa!

So the big question is...

Jack and Megan are building the outdoor summer

screen for our drive-in movie night. First stop, DIY shop.

-Hi, good morning.

-Hiya. I don't know if you can help us.

-I'm trying to make a screen for an outdoor movie...

-OK.

-..that we'd like to do tonight.

-Awesome.

So, what we can do is some buckets...

-Put some wood in there and then fill that with some gravel.

-Perfect.

-There you go. Take care.

-Meg, that was great.

-We got everything we needed.

-Watch the car.

Before I start cooking,

time to play my first practical joke for my prank film.

I can see Mum outside and I'm going to get her.

OK, so, I have a whoopee cushion which works like this.

INFLATES AND DEFLATES CUSHION

Ooh!

And then, I've got my camera to film it all.

Mum, can you please come in?

What are you up to today, honey?

-OOMPH!

-Ohhhh!

Eew!

'Old school but effective.'

That was NOT me.

One prank down.

So, team Ramsay DIY, let's go.

Boosh.

Jack and Megan are building the outdoors cinema.

BOTH: Argh. No.

But it's not going very well.

-Mum's going to kill you.

-Argh.

LAUGHING

Yay.

You want a margarita? You got it.

You want a pepperoni? You got it.

My pizzas are really easy to make

and they're perfect for eating outdoors at the movie.

First, I make the dough with flour, yeast and water.

Then, I leave it to rise.

And now I'm going to get on with the tomato sauce.

Good to see the tin of tomatoes

but today, I'm using fresh tomatoes.

Put the tomatoes into a pan to cook.

Salt and pepper.

And my garlic.

Add a glug of olive oil.

I'll let this bubble away and it should take about 20 to 30 minutes.

Completely missed it.

Jack and Megan need some backup so Mum brings our friend, Cruz Beckham.

Look to your left. I brought some male company.

-Cruz.

-A little bit of help.

-Yeah, Cruzy.

Jack, could you push it in again? Cruzy, will you give them a hand

-because I don't think they know what they're doing?

-All right.

Hope Cruz is better with the hammer than Jack.

Next, add chopped basil to the cooked tomatoes.

Cruz's got the hammer and Jack's

just wandering around looking like...

Jack's looking like the king of everything.

Sauce finished. Now for the pizza dough.

Woo! In it goes to my tray.

-I'm going to try stretch it out.

-DIY is not for the Ramsay's.

Do you have any spare scissors at all?

Good job Cruz is here to help.

-Give the boy a hammer and he's off.

-Oh, he's hammering again. Cruz.

-What's going on?

-He just wants to hammer. That's all he wants to do.

Now I'm just going to put the tomato sauce on the pizza.

This is mozzarella cheese grated up

and then some Parmesan on the top.

Then I'm going to get out the pepperoni.

Pepperoni for me, please.

Half of it's going to be pepperoni.

-And half of it's going to be...?

-Margarita. And then some olives.

Perfect. That's ready to be cooked in a really hot oven.

Jack, Cruz. There's a lot of tidying up to do. Who's going to help?

Yeah, we're off. We've a lot to do. The screen again, yeah. Awesome.

Yeah, perfect.

-Guys.

-Yeah, Tills, you got some cleaning up to do, OK.

See you in a bit. Yeah. Bye-bye-bye.

I'm going to get him. Don't worry.

SPIDER VIBRATES Ooh.

Camera.

Here.

Spider.

Here.

I can hear Jack. He's coming.

Whoa.

That's going to look great in my prank film. Another one down.

Back to the cooking and my pizza's ready.

You can check out my recipes

and blog on the CBBC website.

Next, for movie night, I'm making a spectacular giant cookie.

Yep, it's giant. Get ready.

DOORBELL RINGS Who's that?

Ta-da.

-Ooh.

-Hi, Tilly.

-Hello.

-What you doing?

-I'm making cookies.

Ohhhh! What kind of cookies?

-Chocolate chip.

-Oh, boy. Oh, boy, that me favourite, me coming in.

Where kitchen? Nice place.

Ha-ha. Now me ready to do some baking.

-Yeah, I love your outfit.

-Thank you.

-OK, so we're going to start by adding in the butter.

-Yeah.

'If there's one person who can help me bake cookies, it's this guy.'

-Can you please pass me a spoon?

-Oh, of course, which one? This one?

-That's good.

-OK, here.

-Thank you.

-What next?

-The brown sugar.

Oh, me love brown sugar. Me no can wait for cookies.

-Ah.

-White sugar.

That make it extra yummy. Num num num.

When chocolate chippie part?

-That's the last part.

-That the last part? Me got to wait for that?

-Yeah.

Oh, OK, me going to wait.

Add two eggs.

Now time for chocolate chippies.

-No.

-Oh.

Then salt and vanilla extract.

Oh, me like the smell of that.

And bicarbonate of soda.

O-o-o-o-h.

Me got to calm down.

-Now I'm adding in the flour.

-Oh, boy. That looking really good.

-Can we just eat that?

-No.

-No, OK. Sorry.

Cookie's hungry so I'm giving him a snack to keep him going.

This cookie you eat while you making cookies.

-Yeah.

-Me like this kitchen.

Oh.

Cookie! Om-nom-nom-num-num-num!

-OK, me good.

-OK. Do you know what part it is now?

-Time for chocolate chippies.

-Yeah.

HE GASPS WITH DELIGHT

Just put them all in. Yeah.

Now we talking.

Everyone wants to meet my new BFF.

-Hi.

-Hi.

You know what? We making cookies.

Yeah, Cruz.

-Yeah?

-Can you hand me another delicious cookie, please?

-Yes.

He's still hungry.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

Me going to demonstrate correct way to eat cookie.

Ready? Here how you do it.

Om-nom! Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!

Me professional cookie eater.

-Bye, guys. See you later.

-Bye.

Bye, guys. Bye-bye. Bye, Cruz.

-Cookie?

-What? Yeah, what? No, nothing. Me not doing anything.

-Mr Cookie Monster, I'm so sorry.

-Yeah.

Do you mind if we just have a quick selfie?

Even dad can't resist meeting a real star.

This so unprofessional.

-That's not how you do a selfie.

-Well, how do you do a...?

You not even know how to do selfie!

-Yay. That's good.

-We got that.

-Thank you very much indeed.

-You're welcome.

-Is that good?

-That beautiful.

-Thank you.

-That work of art.

-Thank you.

-Throw it in the oven...

-OK.

-..and let's get this baby going.

-It has to go in a hot oven.

OK, me going to step away from hot oven.

Bake the giant cookie for 20 to 25 minutes.

-OK, now what?

-We wait.

-We wait.

-Yes.

HE SIGHS

Cookie, I've got something to tell you.

-What?

-It's ready.

Oooooooh!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Me no can wait to see this cookie.

Cookie.

Cookie!

Let's eat cookie!

OK, I'll cut them for you.

Yeah. Good idea. Best day ever.

-Ah, that's good.

-Oh, me love it!

Ah!

Aaaaah!

Deliciousness!

Om-nom-nom-nom-nom...

While he's eating, I'm taking some snaps for my food blog

and everyone's getting involved.

-Cookie.

-Cookie?

-Yeah.

I'll bake you some more and send them in the post.

Oh, boy! Me no can wait.

-Bye-bye.

-Bye.

Cruz and Cookie are off and I'm finishing

the food for the Ramsay drive-in tonight.

Now it's time to start making my salad.

Food should always taste good,

but I like to make it look fun, too.

And this salad looks like a rainbow.

But before I start...

(So, I'm going to ask Holly to come and get me some lettuce.)

-Holly, can you please help me with something?

-Yeah, sure.

I've got quite a bit of lettuce there but I need some more.

Can you just grab it from that bowl please?

Ah! Tilly. That's not funny.

Back to the salad.

-Jack!

-Here.

-Help me make up some salad.

-Yes.

-Start with tomatoes.

-OK.

-So, you put a few on the bottom.

And then let's do a bit of sweetcorn after.

'You can put anything into your salad.

'I love it with loads of different colours.'

Ah, bacon.

Jack.

Don't eat the bacon.

Here, bacon and then some eggs.

'Then, fill your jars with chopped lettuce and make the dressing.'

We've built these all up,

but what you don't do is put the dressing on now,

cos it will make the leaves all soggy and that's never good.

Two tablespoons of this red wine vinegar.

And then, Jack, I'll give you the nice job of squeezing the lemon.

-Uh-huh. It looks good to me.

-Jack! That's for later!

'A squirt of mustard.

'Whisk.

'A glug of olive oil.'

Not all over me.

Now you've helped me cook, you're going to help me tidy up this time.

Tills, I've got school work to do, so it's going to be a few minutes...

'My brother's such a skiver!'

Blog time!

CAMERA CLICKS

Time for my next prank victim.

So, this prank is going to be brilliant for Megan.

So, I've got this water. I'm going to pretend to sneeze, so...

SQUIRTING NOISE

"Oh, sorry!" All that water's going to go on her

and she's going to be, "Eew! Oh, my gosh!"

-Hey, guys.

-Hi, Till.

I feel like I'm getting a cold today.

Lovely! Please just go away from us with your cold.

Tilly! Eugh!

Gotcha, Megs.

Next victim.

And maybe the hardest one to prank.

What exactly are you doing now?

So, I got some fishing line,

and, erm, Dad's going to try pick up that 1 bill over there.

-Hello.

-Hey, Dad.

Oh!

What?

-Is this house haunted?

-Woo-oo-oo.

Whoa!

Aw, thank you so much. You didn't have to.

-Come on.

-Pocket money.

-No.

Another one down.

Dinner time!

This side is margarita and this side is pepperoni.

It's a really nice way of seeing your salad. In a bowl,

you can't see everything in there, but it's a really good idea.

My favourite bit has to be,

the tomato topping you've put on there.

-The base.

-Seriously, that looks great.

Can I please have the cookie now?

Mmm. That's a large cookie.

Jack, can you do an impression of the Cookie Monster?

Cookie.

Cookie.

Ookie.

ALL: Cookie!

Right, ready for a movie?

Oh, there we go. Ooh.

No! Oh, my goodness.

Mum and Dad are such jokers.

-Drive-in.

-Come on.

That's what you call a drive-in movie. Right, are we ready?

We're watching a Hollywood action blockbuster, but first...

..my prank film.

What are you up to today, honey?

Oh!

That's naughty.

Whoa.

Jack!

Tilly!

That's not funny.

-Tilly! Don't!

-Tilly!

Oh, is that mine?

Guys, come on.

Is this house haunted?

-They like it.

-Love it.

Popcorn, let's go.

What's happening?

Oh, no! They've got me good and proper.

That's what you get for pranking us.

Jack!

Oh, no.

Right, Ramsays. Movie time?

-Yeah.

-Yay.

-GORDON AND TANA:

-Goodnight, everyone.

Me want cookie.

Me eat cookie.

Om-nom-nom-nom-nom.

Tilly bake cookies.

Me want cookie, too.

Guys, it's bedtime. Good night!

THEY LAUGH

ALL: Goodnight! Yum-yum-yum!