21/11/2015 MOTD Kickabout

Welcome to Tache Of The Day, sorry, I mean Match Of The Day.

I've got moustaches on my mind, having grown this little beauty

for charity, and it follows in a long line of famous facially

Footballers like David Seaman and Carlos Valderrama and Ian Rush.

Anyway, on with the show, and we've got all this and more

He is a huge Man United fan and spent the summer learning as

Athlete Christian Malcolm pops in for a chat.

We get a goalkeeping master class from Joe Price, and Stuart broad is

the latest star to stump of his dream five-a-side team.

But first, as always, let's catch up on the weird

and wonderful from the last seven days, with our headline hitters.

On Tuesday night, Ireland defeated Bosnia in a play-off to join

neighbours Northern Ireland, England and Wales in qualifying for next

summer's European Championships, and a superhuman effort deserves

Step up, the Man of steel, AKA kit man Nick Redmond.

Tuesday night also saw a gusty non-league game

Where do you think the defendant's clearance will end up?

Gets ten out of ten for his acrobatics in this essay cup replay.

That is the first and best back row finish ahead ever seen! Are featured

team from Round 1 of the FA finish ahead ever seen! Are featured

fouled bravely outs of the competition after a commendable

display hold them hold to put the shoe upper Newport. The Premier

League is back today, so let's take a look at the fixtures. Stamford

Bridge... Chelsea take on Norwich. They could end up in the relegation

zone. Who would have seen that one coming? Leicester travel to

Newcastle. Wow. In evening fixture, Manchester City take on Liverpool,

it is going to be writing sterling's first game against his

own club and we could see the return of Daniel Sturridge as well. It is

not just about this week. We have golf, tennis and weightlifting, the

World Championships in Houston. And that is a little clue to the theme

we have running throughout the day's show. I am sure lots of you at

home plate sports as well as football, and our Olympian guest

today is no different. Christian rock on, so, so experienced.

Christian outcome, but a good start. Christian Malcolm comes off that

bend in first place. I am Christian, the knowledge Malcolm. We are taking

ourselves off of the track and onto the street. Come on! And Christian

outcome is here now. Excellent. Christian, you are a New South Wales

boy. Who was your team growing up? Man United. That is ridiculous, you

are nowhere near Manchester. You are obviously a keen football fan. You

weren't always destined for an athletics career. You had child at

football clubs. I played a couple of games for Kewpie art schoolboys and

other teams. What was the tipping point for athletics? My coach never

used to give me many compliments, but when he did give one, it meant a

lot, and when eye was 15 or 16 he said they could be one of the best

sprinters in the world if eye was hard-working. When he told me

that... We are talking about sports to put trying out different sports.

He did a lot of that for us in the summer. What kind of wonderful

things that you get up to? Tae kwon do, baseball, but the badminton I

really enjoyed. Could there be a career in Biden? I don't know. My

thoughts notify have the stamina for it. -- a career in badminton.

Another team who is doing well at the moment are the Wales men's

football team, got to the European Championship finals next summer. You

must be delighted. Fantastic. A great group of lads there. It helps

that we have an Aaron Ramsey or a Gareth Bale but other players have

been fantastic as well. We have that spine and the team now and a good

spirit and a manager that understands. The world is our Oyster

now. Maybe we could go all the way. That is a big call, I will keep my

fingers crossed for you. It is great to chat. We will catch up with you

later when we will be doing a multisport quays. It is not just the

male Welsh team doing well, Kathy Williams has more. Whether you are

playing or watching football, having a brilliant goalie on your team

could be the difference between win or lose, so why have to try -- I

have checked down the best qualified person and Wales to give some tips.

Not only is Joe Price and international will keep her for

Wales, but her skills are so impressive that she has been

hand-picked to chain with the Welsh rugby squad. I was a sports junkie

growing up, played every single possible sports in school. You name

it, I tried it. I was at County trading one I was 13 or 14 and

everyone thinks they can play in goal, and actually enjoyed it. Got

the gloves, got the ball. What are the key tips? You have to be

mentally strong. If there is a case for you let a goal in, your

concentration to save the next shot, to organise your defence you

have to be confident. You have to be agile and good with your feet to

distribute the ball outs. A lot of the ball goalkeeping at the moment

is focused around the work. If it was to go into the top corner, I

could get across nice and quickly to save it. One of the techniques of

catching the ball would be the W shake. Here, these are barriers, so

if I throw the ball to you, you can see, you are catching it is nice and

Christian coming in. -- nice and commissioned, and. When you are

coming up for a cross, you are not always going to catch it appear. You

can see that clubs are pretty wet. Your best option might be to punch

out. All of the power is coming from your legs as well as your arms, so

you step and sponge this way. That is it, excellent. The -- step and

punch. Great tips there. Good luck in your sporting position.

Christian, we have a special quiz for you on the very subject. Rest

up, one of my favourites on the 1990s, Argentina, used to run about

with his trademark flowing locks scoring great schools. Let's see if

you can guess what he is now doing? Even he thinks it is a difficult

question! He has blown his cheek out in exasperation. Is he now a polo

player, a water polo player or a table tennis player. I would have

said none of them. I couldn't see him playing table tennis. I am going

to go water polo. Let's see if you are right. It is the other type of

polo! Next up, we have former Germany goalkeeper Tim Pfister. What

has he gone on to do? Is he a gymnast, a javelin thrower or a WWE

wrestler? I am not going to say a gymnast, because he is too old. I am

going to say javelin thrower. He is only a WWE wrestler! Never! Look at

him in that the best! He went over to America last year to go into the

training school for WWE. Do you think that is a career change for

you as well? I think iambic enough. Get stone cold out of retirement. A

stripper I think iambic enough. Did any of you -- I think I am big

enough. Get stone cold out of retirement. Did you all get full

marks on that at home? We have had hundreds of teams signs into us the

season and here are a couple to have caught my eye. In Northern Ireland

flare here. Having got to the Euros, who are we to argue with that thing?

The club chairman here would have to reach into his pocket to bring in

those sightings. Over to you, Stuart. Hello, I am Stuart broad and

this is my dream five a team. In goal, much most of the Peter should

Michael. As a kid I used to like goalkeeping, that is why he is my

favourite. The first centre back I am going to play is myself, because

I played centre back for the inland team in our warm-ups. Jimmy Anderson

likes himself as a bit of a goal-scorer up top. I am going for

the Barcelona centre back. I'm knee-deep rest defender -- I need

the best defender in the world alongside me. In the midfield, Wayne

Rooney. I love his passion as a goal-scorer, having goals from the

midfield is ideal. Wayne Rainey is going to be my captain and my centre

forward. As a striker, I can only look at Alan Shearer. He has scored

so many different goals. With the Shearer, Rooney partnership, that is

going to score some goals. I tell you what, I would have John far more

than my team every time. To celebrate our theme for today's

show, this is his multisport smash-up.

Unbelievable stuff! It looks like some of you are perfecting those

freestyle moves as well. James, those are some very silky moves

there, my friend. And Dennis, I like this a lot. Well done both of you,

and if you think you can match that, send us in your clips as well. That

is all we have time for, I am afraid. Thank you for coming in. In

honour of view, we are going to end the show with the Premier League's

fastest players. Who do you think it is? Walcott? Shall we jog outs? On

your marks, get set, go! Goodbye! This might be enough. Might chase

it, got the pace to beat him. Here is Wolcott charging on. Wolcott for

Arsenal! Good pace, as you would expect. Great stuff. Fantastic pace.