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# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Oh we're alpacas from the Andes

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# With hooves instead of handies

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# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Nuzzle and Scratch! #

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Nuzzle? Scratch? Have you finished washing that giant panda costume?

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Nearly, Captain Concarb!

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We're just having some trouble getting it out of the machine.

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OK, Nuzz. Big pull after three.

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-OK, then. One.

-Two.

-Three.

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-Aaaargh!

-CRASH!

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Oh! Ha-ha-ha! Well, it's shrunk a little bit.

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Yes, it's hardly a GIANT panda costume any more, is it?

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I'm sure it'll stretch out again.

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Here, Nuzz. I'll grab an arm.

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-Got it?

-Yeah.

-Oh!

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CREAK!

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NUZZLE AND SCRATCH GROAN

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CREAK!

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SCRATCH GROANS

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Aaargh!

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Er, yes, well...

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Perhaps someone will want to dress up as a long-armed panda.

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-The twins will, Captain.

-Yeah! They have super-long arms!

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Don't they?

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No, they don't.

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And today they want to dress as police officers.

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BOTH: Oh! Police officers!

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CAPTAIN CARRINGTON SIGHS

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You don't know what a police officer costume looks like, do you?

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HE SIGHS

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There we go. Right, police officers.

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Oh!

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I wish I could be a police officer.

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'I'm the fancy-dress genie! Your wish is my command!'

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Brilliant. May I have a police hat and uniform?

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'Police hat. Unicorn.'

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Hold on! I said police hat and uniform,

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not unicorn!

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'Oh, dear. Bit of a genie jam there.

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'Let's try again.'

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Unicorn, uniform. Got it wrong.

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'One police hat and uniform coming up.'

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Thanks. That's better.

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'Police officers need a walkie-talkie too.'

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Mr Genie, can you hear me?

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'I certainly can, officer.

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'Now you can dash off and solve mysteries.'

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Let's get a wiggle on then!

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'A fancy-dress costume for a fancy-dress party.'

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Well, the twins will love being police officers.

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Oh, yeah, they will!

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You two go and find the costumes. I'll open the shop.

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-OK, Captain.

-OK.

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# Dressing up is fun

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# You could be anyone

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-# A monkey

-Or a queen

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# Every costume you can dream

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# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes is fun

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# Dressing up is fun... #

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-Boo!

-Oh!

-Ha-ha!

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-Boo!

-Oh!

-Ha-ha-ha!

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Just pass them to me

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

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# Is very groovy

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-So raise your hoovie

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# If you know what you'll wear today

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# What will you wear today? #

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HARP RIPPLES

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Ha-ha-ha!

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-BOTH:

-We're police officers!

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-Whoa!

-Mmm.

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Found those costumes yet?

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Yes, we have, Captain.

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Good, the twins will be here soon.

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Right...

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Oh, crumbs!

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Whoa! Is there a problem, Captain?

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I'll say there is - the hold's empty. We're out of sponge fingers.

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No sponge fingers?! We must search for the missing fingery fingers.

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Cos we are police officers.

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Yes, and you know how I like my sponge fingers with my tea.

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Why don't you two sail out to the sponge-finger shop,

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get some fresh supplies?

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-Yes, sir, Captain!

-We're on our way!

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Oh! Oh, I say!

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Hold on a moment! I...

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Oh, well. Two alpacas dressed as police officers

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gone to buy sponge fingers - what could possibly go wrong?

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THEY RAP: Officer Nuzzle and Officer Scratch

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Off to get some spongy snacks

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You can always rely on an alpaca cop

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-BELL RINGS

-To head straight for the...

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-Alarm bell!

-Someone may need help.

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Sirens on, Officer Nuzz!

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-Nee-naw, nee-naw, nee-naw!

-Woo-woo, woo-woo!

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Nee-naw, nee-naw, nee-naw! Ha-ha-ha! Nee-naw, nee-naw!

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Policemen, policemen, nee-naw!

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-Policemen, nee-naw!

-Nee-naw, nee-naw!

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BELL RINGS

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Whoa, whoa! Keep calm, everyone.

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Police Officer Scratch here. Huh?

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Hey, what are they doing?

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I don't think that was an alarm. Look!

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The old school bell, hey?

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Oh, well. No police officers needed here, then. Come on.

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RATTLING Whoa, whoa!

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Well, look at that, Nuzzle -

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-a package!

-Ooh, yeah.

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I wonder who it belongs to.

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Well, there's no-one around here. It must be lost.

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Of course! Ahh, poor package.

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It's lost!

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-We must help it get home.

-Yeah.

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OK, OK. Hello, package.

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You did the right thing finding a police officer.

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Yes. We are here to help. Now,

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where do you live?

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Yeah, where d'you live? Oh.

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It's very quiet, isn't it?

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We'll have to look for clues.

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Of course - clues!

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Oh! Oh! Like this label on the package that says,

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"To the head teacher, the school."

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The head teacher?

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It must be a very important package!

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We must take this package straight to the head teacher!

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That's good thinking, Scratch Officer!

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Oof! It's heavy.

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Ha-ha! Come on, package.

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Oh, it's quite heavy, Scratch.

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It's OK. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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# Head teacher, head teacher... #

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NUZZLE PANTS

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I hope we find that head teacher soon, Scratch.

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This package is REALLY heavy.

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I know! Why don't I find the head teacher

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and you can stay here and guard the package?

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-On my own?

-Yeah.

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I won't be long. Don't worry.

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B-But I don't want to be on my own, Scratch.

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What if I get lonely?

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When I get lonely I like to talk to you

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-and...

-Walkie-talkies!

-Eh?

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We can talk using our walkie-talkies.

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Our wakey-walkies?

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BUZZ! CRACKLE! Officer Scratch calling.

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-Do you hear me?

-I do hear you, Scratch. I do!

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Use the walkie-talkie, Nuzz.

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Oh. Oh, yeah.

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-OK.

-Ha-ha!

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-BUZZ! CRACKLE!

-I do hear you, Scratch. I do!

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BUZZ! CRACKLE! We can talk using these.

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Great idea! Oh, er...

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-BUZZ! CRACKLE!

-Great idea, Scratch Officer.

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You guard the package. I'll find the head teacher.

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-Good luck, Scratch!

-Grrrr!

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BUZZ! CRACKLE! Use the walkie-talkie, Nuzzle!

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-BUZZ! CRACKLE!

-Good luck, Scratch!

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OK, so...this is...

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NUZZLE PANTS

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..Nuzzle Officer guarding the package. Ha-ha-ha!

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Yeah, package being guarded by Nuzzle Officer.

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-BELL RINGS

-What?

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Er, OK, everybody. Hang your coats up quickly, please.

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Yes, move along. Important police business!

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-Thank you.

-'Officer Scratch'

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-to Officer Nuzzle. Can you hear me?

-I can, I can!

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'Use the walkie-talkie,'

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Nuzzle!

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Yeah, the walkie-talkie.

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-I can hear you, Scratch.

-'OK.'

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I am outside the head teacher's office.

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-'Is the package still safe?'

-Yeah, it's right here next to me.

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NUZZLE GASPS

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Scratch...

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I've lost the package!

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-Oh, no!

-'Keep calm, Officer Nuzzle.'

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I'm on my way.

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Oh, come quickly, Scratch!

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I came as quickly as I could.

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-Now, tell me what happened.

-Well, I put the package down here

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on this bench, just for a moment.

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OK, on this bench, huh? A moment?

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-When I looked back, all I could see were these coats.

-Officer Nuzzle,

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we will have to search this entire area.

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Search the area?!

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Oh, I love searching the area!

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It's mysterious. Get rid of this stuff.

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Ah!

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Hey, there's the package!

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Well done, Officer Nuzz.

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Head teacher, here we come.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Police officer work is such fun!

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-Ha-ha!

-Yeah!

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I wonder how Captain Cabinet is getting on at the shop.

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It must be so quiet without us.

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Quiet? Ha-ha-ha!

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-ALL TALK AT ONCE

-There you go, sir. Thank you.

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Would you like a bag for this one?

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Have a lovely party, everybody.

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Peace at last! Ah...

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Oh!

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Hello, Captain.

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Hello, twins.

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-We've come for our costumes.

-Yeah, where are they?

-Good question.

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(Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?)

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The head teacher's office is on the other side of the playground, Nuzz.

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Oh, so we've got to get this important package

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safely across the playground.

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Right! Ready, Officer Nuzz?

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-Ready, Scratch Officer!

-OK. Police officer alpacas moving out!

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Careful. Police officers coming through!

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-Keep the package safe, Officer Nuzz.

-Yes, sir!

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Em...the package - it's disappeared again, Scratch Officer.

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-What?! How? I thought you had it safe!

-Me?

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Well, I did, but...it's disappeared.

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NUZZLE CRIES OK, don't worry, Officer Nuzz.

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We could ask the children if they've seen it.

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Yeah! Ha-ha! Maybe they could give us some clues.

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Police officers love clues!

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-Excuse me, little...

-Have you seen the, er...?

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BELL RINGS Hello? Oh, look!

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The bell is clearing the playground of children.

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We'll be able to see the package! Ha!

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BELL RINGS

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Waaaa!

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THEY GASP

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-The package!

-Great work, Nuzzle.

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The package is safe again!

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I wonder why it keeps going missing.

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Good question, Nuzz.

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It's a mystery!

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It's the mystery of the disappearing...package!

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And police officers love to solve mysteries.

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And so do alpacas. Here's the plan!

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'Put the package somewhere we can watch it.

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'We find a hiding place to watch the package from,

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'then we watch the package.'

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'Through our binoculars?'

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'We watch the package through our binoculars and see where it goes.'

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We'll have this mystery solved

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before you can say, "Ding-bong-badda-badda-bing-bong!"

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-Em, Scratch?

-Yes, Nuzzle?

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Do you think this is a GOOD hiding place?

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No, it's very, very poor.

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I think we need a new hiding place, Nuzz.

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Yeah! Solving mysteries is fun!

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Yes, it is!

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# Here we are

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# And this is how we're dressed

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# Here we are

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# We're smarter than the rest

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# When a task needs doing

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# These are the costumes that are best

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# Here we are

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# A groovy-looking pair

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# Here we are

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# We're working here and there

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# When a task needs doing

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# These are the costumes that we wear

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# Boom-boom-boom yeah! #

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Scratch Officer, have you seen anything yet?

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(Not yet, Officer Nuzz.)

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SLURP!

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This is fun.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha! It certainly is, Scratch Officer.

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I bet Captain Courgette and the twins would love our walkie-talkies.

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They could keep chatting to each other all day. Ha-ha-ha!

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Where are our costumes?

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Your costumes?

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Oh, yes, of course - your costumes!

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Now I know you wanted to dress up as police officers,

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but have you ever thought of being...

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a panda...

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..with very long arms?

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You will grow into it.

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We want our costumes!

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Yes, of course you do. Terribly sorry.

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Wait there.

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Mm, yes.

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Can you see anything, Officer Nuzz? PHONE RINGS

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No, but I can hear a strange ringing sound.

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That is not a strange ringing sound. It's your phone!

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Oh! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Answer it, Officer Nuzzle. It might be a clue.

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OK.

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Hello? Nuzzle Officer speaking.

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'Where on earth are you?'

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-The twins want their costumes.

-Behind a piano!

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A piano?!

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We've just got to solve the mystery of the missing package.

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Well, hurry up and don't forget the sponge fingers.

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Bye for now. Yeah, bye. Bye-bye.

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Someone is heading for the parcel, Nuzz.

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How exciting!

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-Shh!

-Oh! Who is it?

-Erm, it must be a naughty robber.

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A naughty robber! What do we do, Scratch?

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Sirens on and go, go, go, go, go!

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Nee-naw, nee-naw!

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-Nee-naw, nee-naw!

-Nee-naw!

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-Nee-naw, nee-naw!

-Nee-naw, nee-naw!

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Nee-naw, nee-naw! We got you, you naughty robber!

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I'm not a naughty robber. I'm a postman.

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-A postman?!

-Yeah.

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I've been trying to deliver this package all day,

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but it keeps disappearing.

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-Really?

-Yeah. First I lost the package by the school gates,

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then by the coats, then in the playground.

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So you're not a naughty robber, then?

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No, I'm Charlie the postman.

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I like your uniform, Charlie the postman.

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Thank you. Can I deliver this parcel now?

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Yes, we'll help you.

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KNOCK! KNOCK!

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-Hello?

-Hello, Mr Head Teacher sir.

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Yeah, we've got a very important package for you.

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-Here we go.

-Thank you.

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Well, what is in it?

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Yeah, what's in it?

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Ah!

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The new school bell you ordered, head teacher.

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-Wow!

-Now it's safely with you, I can deliver the rest of my parcels.

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-Thank you very much.

-Bye.

-See you, Charlie.

-Bye!

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We like your new bell, head teacher.

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Please can I ring it?

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I don't really...

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I got it! Ha-ha! Clangity-clang!

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-FOOTSTEPS

-Whoa!

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Waaaa!

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The mystery of the disappearing package solved by Officer Scratch.

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And Nuzzle Officer!

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Let's get these costumes back, Nuzz. Our police officer work is done.

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'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye! Ha-ha!

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TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK!

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GULP!

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NEIGH!

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-BOTH:

-Time's up, Captain!

-But...

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-Nuzzle!

-Scratch!

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-Twins!

-Here are your costumes.

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-Thank you, Scratch.

-Thank you, Nuzzle.

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-Toodle-oodles.

-Bye, then.

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-Bye!

-Goodbye!

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Oh, phew!

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And so we solved the mystery of the missing package

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by watching it with our eyes.

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And talking to each other on our walkie-talkies.

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We got you a present of a walkie-talkie.

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Thank you very much!

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-We've given the other one to the twins.

-What?!

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-'Hello, Captain.'

-Oh, no!

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-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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-Boo!

-Ha-ha-ha-ha! Captain!

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He fell down, yeah.

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# Nuzzle and Scratch! #

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