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# Here we are Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Best by far Nuzzle and Scratch

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# We're alpacas from the Andes

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# With hooves instead of handies

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# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Nuzzle and Scratch! #

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Nuzzle, Scratch.

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Where are they?

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Ah, delivery. It's unlike those two to miss out on a delivery.

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Well, I suppose I'll just have to open it without them.

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-BOTH:

-Boo!

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Hello, Captain.

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-Morning.

-We were delivered.

-Yes, what were you doing in the box?

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Looking for the twins' costumes.

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I haven't told you what they want.

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Ah, yes. Good point.

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-Today they're going to dress up as astronauts.

-Astronauts?

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You have no idea what astronauts look like, do you?

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-BOTH:

-No.

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There we go. Right, astronauts.

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-Oh!

-BANG!

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I wish I was an astronaut.

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'I'm the Fancy Dress Genie. Your wish is my command.'

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Brilliant. I'll need a space suit, please.

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A tomato?

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That's a tomato, not a space suit.

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Tomatoes won't help me in space!

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'Oh, dearie me, I had a bit of a genie jam there.

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'Let's try again. One space suit coming up.'

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That's better. Thanks.

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'Have a helmet and space boots too.'

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Wow! Helmet and boots. Cool.

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'Now you're an astronaut!'

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We have lift off.

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'Astronauts have landed on the moon before, and so might you.'

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Wahey! This is fun!

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Floaty floaty, round the moon.

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Floaty.

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'There you are. A fancy dress costume for a fancy dress party.'

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-Oh, the twins will love being astronauts.

-Oh, they will.

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You two go and find the costumes, and I'll open up the shop.

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Right you are.

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-BOTH:

-# Dressing up is fun you could be anyone

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# A monkey or a queen Every costume you can dream

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# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes is fun

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# Dressing up is fun. #

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HE SIGHS

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-Boo!

-Oh!

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-Boo!

-Oh!

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

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# Just pass them to me Dressing up

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

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# Dressing up is very groovy Dressing up

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

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# So raise your hoovie

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-BOTH:

-# If you know what you'll wear today

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# What do you wear today? #

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-BOTH:

-We're astronauts.

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-Oh, you look nice.

-Bubble head!

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Have you found those costumes yet?

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Mission complete, Captain.

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Yeah, we've got the costumes.

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We've got the helmets and everything.

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Good. The twins will be here soon.

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Oh, crumbs.

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-Problem, Captain?

-I'll say there is.

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The hold's empty, lads. We're fresh out of sponge fingers.

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No sponge fingers?

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Yes. And you know how I like my sponge fingers with my tea.

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Oh, why don't you two sail out

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to the sponge finger shop and get some fresh supplies.

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Right away, Captain.

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Oh, oh, I say!

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Where are you...

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-SIGHS:

-Ah, well.

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Two alpacas dressed as astronauts gone to buy sponge fingers.

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I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

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Three two one, we're blasting off.

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To buy sponge fingers from the sponge fingers shop.

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Oh, hey, look, Scratch.

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A huge box of sponge fingers.

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Result!

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Oh, no, it's empty.

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No sponge fingers in here.

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I wonder if they've got sponge fingers on the moon.

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There's only one way to find out.

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Oh, what are you doing, Scratch?

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This box will make the perfect space rocket. Climb aboard, Astro Nuzz.

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-OK.

-Here we go.

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Oh, it's quite roomy.

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Yes, it is.

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OK, you do the countdown, then, Nuzz.

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OK, yeah. From five,

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four, three, ooh!

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Two, one!

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THEY SCREAM

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We have lift off!

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-Woo! Woo!

-A-ha!

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We're flying to the moon!

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A-ha-ah! Are we there yet?

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No, not yet.

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-Uuuugh! Uuuugh! Oooh!

-Oooh! Oooh!

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-Oooh!

-Where are we?

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We appear to have landed in a sandy hole.

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A sandy hole.

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-GASPS:

-We must be on the moon!

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Of course! Hello, moon!

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Hello, moony moon!

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Oh, hey, Astro Nuzz, check out my moon walking.

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Oh, that's good.

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Hey, Scratch, check out my moon dancing.

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THEY LAUGH

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You can't do moon dancing without a bit of moon bugling.

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Stands to reason.

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HE PLAYS BUGLE OUT OF TUNE

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Oh, I didn't know they had flags on the moon, Scratch.

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Oh, yes. It's a moon flag.

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A moon flag?

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Let's make a moon sand castle and stick the moon flag in it.

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Good idea.

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Right, you make the sand castle, Astro Nuzz, and I'll get the flag.

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Being Astro Nuzz is fun!

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There you go, Nuzz. One moon flag for your moon sand castle.

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Oh, that's perfect, Scratch.

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Whoa! What was that?

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Well, I don't know, but it nearly hit me on the head.

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There it is. Look.

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Wow, it's all bumpy and moon-y.

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You know what, Astro Nuzz?

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I think this must be moon rock.

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Captain Crater would love a moon rock.

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Yeah, let's see if we can find some more. Come on, come on.

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-BOTH:

-Oh!

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-An alien moon man.

-An alien?

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Yeah, yeah. It's what you call people from other moons and planets.

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Oh. Well, I hope the alien moon man's friendly.

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I'm not sure he is, Astro Nuzz.

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He doesn't look very happy.

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Run for it, Scratch!

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Oh! Nice shot!

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That moon rock was for the Captain.

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He'll be ever so upset

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that we've lost his lovely moon rock down a moon hole.

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Don't worry, we'll get it back.

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-Well, I only wish Captain Candyfloss was with us now. Aw...

-Come on.

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Right, I'll be with you in two seconds. There you go, sir.

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Thank you very much.

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Would you like a bag for this?

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Have a lovely party, everybody.

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Ah! Peace at last.

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-BOTH:

-Hello, Captain!

-Hello, twins.

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We've come for our costumes.

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-Yeah, where are they?

-Good question.

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(Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?)

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We need to get that moon rock back for the Captain, and quick.

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Yeah, but how, Scratch?

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I'll do some more moon bugling.

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The alien moon man will love it so much,

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he's bound to give us our rock back.

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Good plan, Scratch.

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HE PLAYS BUGLE BADLY

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Ha-ha-ha! It worked.

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-BOTH:

-Oh, no!

-Our moon rock!

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-The alien moon man will get it again.

-Not if we get there first.

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Come on, Astro Nuzz!

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It landed in a moon hole somewhere around here.

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Yeah, we better hurry up and find it

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before that alien catches us.

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MAN CLEARS THROAT

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Whoa, whoa! Don't worry, Astro Nuzz.

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I'll handle this. I speak alien, don't you know.

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GIBBERISH

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HE CONTINUES SPEAKING GIBBERISH

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It's not working, is it? Aargh!

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Ha-ha-ha. He fell over.

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Oh, look! Found it.

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Hey! That's my ball.

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You speak English.

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Of course I speak English.

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I'd like my ball back, please.

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-Sorry, we haven't seen any moon balls.

-No, only this moon rock.

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You mean my golf ball?

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-No, moon rock.

-No, golf ball.

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-Moon rock.

-Golf ball.

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-BOTH:

-Moon rock!

-OK, OK. Moon rock.

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And this moon rock is mine.

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But we found it in a sandy moon hole.

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-We want to give it to the Captain.

-Captain.

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Yeah, Captain Carry-Out.

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-From the fancy dress shop.

-But it's mine.

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I'm playing a game of golf with it.

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I'm a golfer.

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Oh. Are you from the planet Golf?

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No, from the other side of the high street.

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-Can we have our moon rock back?

-I'm using it.

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-I haven't finished my game yet. BOTH:

-Please?

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-WAILS:

-Oh, Captain Cry-Baby will be so upset!

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-SSH!

-Sorry!

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OK, OK! If you'll keep quiet,

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-I'll let you have it when I finish my game.

-Hooray!

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-Ssh!

-Sorry!

-Sorry about that.

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The Captain's going to love his moon rock.

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Maybe he'll want to play with it with the twins.

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-Where are our costumes?

-Oh, yes! Yes, of course. Your costumes.

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Astronauts today, isn't it?

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Yes, yes. Off to explore other planets in your space rocket.

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I'll start your countdown for you.

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Here we go.

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Houston, we have clearance for take off.

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Commencing countdown. Ten, nine

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eight, seven...

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We want our costumes.

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Of course you do.

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I'll just go and see...

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Stay there.

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Astro Nuzz, this must be the alien moon man's moon buggy.

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Oh, yes! And this must be the alien moon man's moon sandwiches.

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-I didn't realise they had sandwiches on the moon.

-I know!

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PHONE RINGS

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-Oh?

-W-wha... what?

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Oh, Astro Nuzz, I think the moon buggy is trying to talk to us.

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-Ssh!

-Ssh!

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Sorry! Ha-ha-ha.

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What's it saying, Scratch?

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I don't know. I'll try talking alien to it.

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SPEAKS GIBBERISH

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Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!

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Ssh! No phones!

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You have to keep very quiet on a golf course,

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so you don't put players off.

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-It's not us. It's your moon buggy.

-It's trying to talk to us.

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It's not my moon... golf buggy ringing. It's you!

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Oh, yes! Sorry.

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-Hello?

-'Nuzzle?'

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Oh, hello, Captain Collywobbles, is that you?

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Where are you? The twins are waiting for their costumes.

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Oh. Well, we're just waiting for an alien

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to get a moon rock into a moon hole.

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When that alien's got his moon rock into a moon hole,

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I need those costumes... and fast!

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Oh, yes, the costumes!

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Well, when we've got the moon rock,

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we'll head back to earth in our space rocket.

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All right. Well, hurry up. Oh, and don't forget the sponge fingers.

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OK, then. Yeah, bye-bye.

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-Bye! Bye!

-CAPTAIN SIGHS

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It was the Captain, he wants us back with the costumes and fast!

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But the alien moon man is taking ages to get our moon rock

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down the moon hole. Come on, Nuzz, let's help him.

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Oh, yeah! Helping's fun!

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# Helping out is fun

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# Getting something done

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# Get set, go, and don't be slow We've only just begun

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# Whatever we may do there's laughter all day through

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# We must confess, we make a mess when trying something new

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# Helping is fun!

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# Helping is fine!

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# Helping is fun!

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# Getting stuff done!

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# We're helping out with glee that's our guarantee

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# A chuckle makes a happy place as both of us agree

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-BOTH:

-# Helping is fun! #

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I'm never going to get the ball in the hole at this rate.

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I'm supposed to be hitting it that way, by that flag.

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Well, that's easy. Give it here.

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There we are, one moon rock in the moon hole.

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Yeah, nice one, Astro Nuzz.

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Can we have our moon rock back now, please?

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You can't just pick it up and drop it in the hole.

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You have to hit it with one of these. A golf club.

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Here, bring the moon rock back and I'll show you.

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Oh, all right. Come on.

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You put the ball on a tee.

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-What?

-Tee.

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Oh, don't mind if I do. Plenty of milk in mine, please.

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No, not that type of tea.

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This is called a tee, and you put your golf ball on it.

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-Golf ball?

-I mean moon rock.

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I'm very confused.

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Is my tea ready yet?

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Now, you hit the golf ball I mean, moon rock, with the golf club.

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Now, here goes.

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A, a, a, a...

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Oh...

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A, a, a... Oh! It's gone.

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THEY LAUGH It's gone.

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ATCHOO!

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DRUM ROLL

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I don't believe it!

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I've just got a hole in one!

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When you play golf, the best shot you can do

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is when you hit the ball straight down the hole.

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It's called a hole in one.

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-Oh, hooray!

-A hole in one!

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-Well done!

-Hooray!

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There you go. One golf...

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I mean, one moon rock.

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Oh, Scratch, we got it! We got it!

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Yeah! Thank you, Mr Alien Moon Man!

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And thank you for helping me get a hole in one.

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Oh, that's cool. Come on, Astro Nuzz.

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-We can get back to earth now.

-And give the Captain his moon rock.

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Yeah, I guess we better find our rocket.

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-Bye, Alien Moon Man.

-Bye.

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I've really enjoyed myself. Bye-bye!

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-OK, so a quick moon check, Astro Nuzz. One spaceship?

-Check!

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-One moon rock?

-Check!

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Two astronaut alpacas?

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-Is that us?

-Yes, it is.

-Checkety check-check-check!

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OK, here we go!

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-BOTH:

-Five, four, three, two, one.

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THEY SCREAM

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We're flying back to earth!

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We're flying back to earth!

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Ah, ah, we've landed. Very good.

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Back at the old sponge finger shop! Ha-ha-ha.

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Sponge fingers? Well, we need to take some back to the Captain.

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Yes, and the twins need the astronaut costumes.

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HE GULPS

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COW MOOS

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-BOTH: Time's up, Captain.

-But...

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-Nuzzle!

-Scratch!

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NUZZLE AND SCRATCH: Twins!

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Here are your costumes.

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Thank you, Scratch!

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-Thank you, Nuzzle!

-Toodle-oodles.

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-Bye!

-Bye then. Bye!

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Oh, phew!

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We've got you a present from the moon, Captain. Ha-ha-ha.

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Oh, thank you very much.

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-A golf ball.

-Moon rock.

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-No, it's a golf ball.

-Moon rock!

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All right, it's a moon rock.

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-Thank you.

-Are you sure it's not a golf ball?

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