Astronaut Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll

# Here we are Nuzzle and Scratch

# Best by far Nuzzle and Scratch

# We're alpacas from the Andes

# With hooves instead of handies

# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

# Nuzzle and Scratch! #

Nuzzle, Scratch.

Where are they?

Ah, delivery. It's unlike those two to miss out on a delivery.

Well, I suppose I'll just have to open it without them.

-BOTH:

-Boo!

Hello, Captain.

-Morning.

-We were delivered.

-Yes, what were you doing in the box?

Looking for the twins' costumes.

I haven't told you what they want.

Ah, yes. Good point.

-Today they're going to dress up as astronauts.

-Astronauts?

You have no idea what astronauts look like, do you?

-BOTH:

-No.

There we go. Right, astronauts.

-Oh!

-BANG!

I wish I was an astronaut.

'I'm the Fancy Dress Genie. Your wish is my command.'

Brilliant. I'll need a space suit, please.

A tomato?

That's a tomato, not a space suit.

Tomatoes won't help me in space!

'Oh, dearie me, I had a bit of a genie jam there.

'Let's try again. One space suit coming up.'

That's better. Thanks.

'Have a helmet and space boots too.'

Wow! Helmet and boots. Cool.

'Now you're an astronaut!'

We have lift off.

'Astronauts have landed on the moon before, and so might you.'

Wahey! This is fun!

Floaty floaty, round the moon.

Floaty.

'There you are. A fancy dress costume for a fancy dress party.'

-Oh, the twins will love being astronauts.

-Oh, they will.

You two go and find the costumes, and I'll open up the shop.

Right you are.

-BOTH:

-# Dressing up is fun you could be anyone

# A monkey or a queen Every costume you can dream

# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes is fun

# Dressing up is fun. #

HE SIGHS

-Boo!

-Oh!

-Boo!

-Oh!

-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

# Just pass them to me Dressing up

-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

# Dressing up is very groovy Dressing up

-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

# So raise your hoovie

-BOTH:

-# If you know what you'll wear today

# What do you wear today? #

-BOTH:

-We're astronauts.

-Oh, you look nice.

-Bubble head!

Have you found those costumes yet?

Mission complete, Captain.

Yeah, we've got the costumes.

We've got the helmets and everything.

Good. The twins will be here soon.

Oh, crumbs.

-Problem, Captain?

-I'll say there is.

The hold's empty, lads. We're fresh out of sponge fingers.

No sponge fingers?

Yes. And you know how I like my sponge fingers with my tea.

Oh, why don't you two sail out

to the sponge finger shop and get some fresh supplies.

Right away, Captain.

Oh, oh, I say!

Where are you...

-SIGHS:

-Ah, well.

Two alpacas dressed as astronauts gone to buy sponge fingers.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Three two one, we're blasting off.

To buy sponge fingers from the sponge fingers shop.

Oh, hey, look, Scratch.

A huge box of sponge fingers.

Result!

Oh, no, it's empty.

No sponge fingers in here.

I wonder if they've got sponge fingers on the moon.

There's only one way to find out.

Oh, what are you doing, Scratch?

This box will make the perfect space rocket. Climb aboard, Astro Nuzz.

-OK.

-Here we go.

Oh, it's quite roomy.

Yes, it is.

OK, you do the countdown, then, Nuzz.

OK, yeah. From five,

four, three, ooh!

Two, one!

THEY SCREAM

We have lift off!

-Woo! Woo!

-A-ha!

We're flying to the moon!

A-ha-ah! Are we there yet?

No, not yet.

-Uuuugh! Uuuugh! Oooh!

-Oooh! Oooh!

-Oooh!

-Where are we?

We appear to have landed in a sandy hole.

A sandy hole.

-GASPS:

-We must be on the moon!

Of course! Hello, moon!

Hello, moony moon!

Oh, hey, Astro Nuzz, check out my moon walking.

Oh, that's good.

Hey, Scratch, check out my moon dancing.

THEY LAUGH

You can't do moon dancing without a bit of moon bugling.

Stands to reason.

HE PLAYS BUGLE OUT OF TUNE

Oh, I didn't know they had flags on the moon, Scratch.

Oh, yes. It's a moon flag.

A moon flag?

Let's make a moon sand castle and stick the moon flag in it.

Good idea.

Right, you make the sand castle, Astro Nuzz, and I'll get the flag.

Being Astro Nuzz is fun!

There you go, Nuzz. One moon flag for your moon sand castle.

Oh, that's perfect, Scratch.

Whoa! What was that?

Well, I don't know, but it nearly hit me on the head.

There it is. Look.

Wow, it's all bumpy and moon-y.

You know what, Astro Nuzz?

I think this must be moon rock.

Captain Crater would love a moon rock.

Yeah, let's see if we can find some more. Come on, come on.

-BOTH:

-Oh!

-An alien moon man.

-An alien?

Yeah, yeah. It's what you call people from other moons and planets.

Oh. Well, I hope the alien moon man's friendly.

I'm not sure he is, Astro Nuzz.

He doesn't look very happy.

Run for it, Scratch!

Oh! Nice shot!

That moon rock was for the Captain.

He'll be ever so upset

that we've lost his lovely moon rock down a moon hole.

Don't worry, we'll get it back.

-Well, I only wish Captain Candyfloss was with us now. Aw...

-Come on.

Right, I'll be with you in two seconds. There you go, sir.

Thank you very much.

Would you like a bag for this?

Have a lovely party, everybody.

Ah! Peace at last.

-BOTH:

-Hello, Captain!

-Hello, twins.

We've come for our costumes.

-Yeah, where are they?

-Good question.

(Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?)

We need to get that moon rock back for the Captain, and quick.

Yeah, but how, Scratch?

I'll do some more moon bugling.

The alien moon man will love it so much,

he's bound to give us our rock back.

Good plan, Scratch.

HE PLAYS BUGLE BADLY

Ha-ha-ha! It worked.

-BOTH:

-Oh, no!

-Our moon rock!

-The alien moon man will get it again.

-Not if we get there first.

Come on, Astro Nuzz!

It landed in a moon hole somewhere around here.

Yeah, we better hurry up and find it

before that alien catches us.

MAN CLEARS THROAT

Whoa, whoa! Don't worry, Astro Nuzz.

I'll handle this. I speak alien, don't you know.

GIBBERISH

HE CONTINUES SPEAKING GIBBERISH

It's not working, is it? Aargh!

Ha-ha-ha. He fell over.

Oh, look! Found it.

Hey! That's my ball.

You speak English.

Of course I speak English.

I'd like my ball back, please.

-Sorry, we haven't seen any moon balls.

-No, only this moon rock.

You mean my golf ball?

-No, moon rock.

-No, golf ball.

-Moon rock.

-Golf ball.

-BOTH:

-Moon rock!

-OK, OK. Moon rock.

And this moon rock is mine.

But we found it in a sandy moon hole.

-We want to give it to the Captain.

-Captain.

Yeah, Captain Carry-Out.

-From the fancy dress shop.

-But it's mine.

I'm playing a game of golf with it.

I'm a golfer.

Oh. Are you from the planet Golf?

No, from the other side of the high street.

-Can we have our moon rock back?

-I'm using it.

-I haven't finished my game yet. BOTH:

-Please?

-WAILS:

-Oh, Captain Cry-Baby will be so upset!

-SSH!

-Sorry!

OK, OK! If you'll keep quiet,

-I'll let you have it when I finish my game.

-Hooray!

-Ssh!

-Sorry!

-Sorry about that.

The Captain's going to love his moon rock.

Maybe he'll want to play with it with the twins.

-Where are our costumes?

-Oh, yes! Yes, of course. Your costumes.

Astronauts today, isn't it?

Yes, yes. Off to explore other planets in your space rocket.

I'll start your countdown for you.

Here we go.

Houston, we have clearance for take off.

Commencing countdown. Ten, nine

eight, seven...

We want our costumes.

Of course you do.

I'll just go and see...

Stay there.

Astro Nuzz, this must be the alien moon man's moon buggy.

Oh, yes! And this must be the alien moon man's moon sandwiches.

-I didn't realise they had sandwiches on the moon.

-I know!

PHONE RINGS

-Oh?

-W-wha... what?

Oh, Astro Nuzz, I think the moon buggy is trying to talk to us.

-Ssh!

-Ssh!

Sorry! Ha-ha-ha.

What's it saying, Scratch?

I don't know. I'll try talking alien to it.

SPEAKS GIBBERISH

Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!

Ssh! No phones!

You have to keep very quiet on a golf course,

so you don't put players off.

-It's not us. It's your moon buggy.

-It's trying to talk to us.

It's not my moon... golf buggy ringing. It's you!

Oh, yes! Sorry.

-Hello?

-'Nuzzle?'

Oh, hello, Captain Collywobbles, is that you?

Where are you? The twins are waiting for their costumes.

Oh. Well, we're just waiting for an alien

to get a moon rock into a moon hole.

When that alien's got his moon rock into a moon hole,

I need those costumes... and fast!

Oh, yes, the costumes!

Well, when we've got the moon rock,

we'll head back to earth in our space rocket.

All right. Well, hurry up. Oh, and don't forget the sponge fingers.

OK, then. Yeah, bye-bye.

-Bye! Bye!

-CAPTAIN SIGHS

It was the Captain, he wants us back with the costumes and fast!

But the alien moon man is taking ages to get our moon rock

down the moon hole. Come on, Nuzz, let's help him.

Oh, yeah! Helping's fun!

# Helping out is fun

# Getting something done

# Get set, go, and don't be slow We've only just begun

# Whatever we may do there's laughter all day through

# We must confess, we make a mess when trying something new

# Helping is fun!

# Helping is fine!

# Helping is fun!

# Getting stuff done!

# We're helping out with glee that's our guarantee

# A chuckle makes a happy place as both of us agree

-BOTH:

-# Helping is fun! #

I'm never going to get the ball in the hole at this rate.

I'm supposed to be hitting it that way, by that flag.

Well, that's easy. Give it here.

There we are, one moon rock in the moon hole.

Yeah, nice one, Astro Nuzz.

Can we have our moon rock back now, please?

You can't just pick it up and drop it in the hole.

You have to hit it with one of these. A golf club.

Here, bring the moon rock back and I'll show you.

Oh, all right. Come on.

You put the ball on a tee.

-What?

-Tee.

Oh, don't mind if I do. Plenty of milk in mine, please.

No, not that type of tea.

This is called a tee, and you put your golf ball on it.

-Golf ball?

-I mean moon rock.

I'm very confused.

Is my tea ready yet?

Now, you hit the golf ball I mean, moon rock, with the golf club.

Now, here goes.

A, a, a, a...

Oh...

A, a, a... Oh! It's gone.

THEY LAUGH It's gone.

ATCHOO!

DRUM ROLL

I don't believe it!

I've just got a hole in one!

When you play golf, the best shot you can do

is when you hit the ball straight down the hole.

It's called a hole in one.

-Oh, hooray!

-A hole in one!

-Well done!

-Hooray!

There you go. One golf...

I mean, one moon rock.

Oh, Scratch, we got it! We got it!

Yeah! Thank you, Mr Alien Moon Man!

And thank you for helping me get a hole in one.

Oh, that's cool. Come on, Astro Nuzz.

-We can get back to earth now.

-And give the Captain his moon rock.

Yeah, I guess we better find our rocket.

-Bye, Alien Moon Man.

-Bye.

I've really enjoyed myself. Bye-bye!

-OK, so a quick moon check, Astro Nuzz. One spaceship?

-Check!

-One moon rock?

-Check!

Two astronaut alpacas?

-Is that us?

-Yes, it is.

-Checkety check-check-check!

OK, here we go!

-BOTH:

-Five, four, three, two, one.

THEY SCREAM

We're flying back to earth!

We're flying back to earth!

Ah, ah, we've landed. Very good.

Back at the old sponge finger shop! Ha-ha-ha.

Sponge fingers? Well, we need to take some back to the Captain.

Yes, and the twins need the astronaut costumes.

HE GULPS

COW MOOS

-BOTH: Time's up, Captain.

-But...

-Nuzzle!

-Scratch!

NUZZLE AND SCRATCH: Twins!

Here are your costumes.

Thank you, Scratch!

-Thank you, Nuzzle!

-Toodle-oodles.

-Bye!

-Bye then. Bye!

Oh, phew!

We've got you a present from the moon, Captain. Ha-ha-ha.

Oh, thank you very much.

-A golf ball.

-Moon rock.

-No, it's a golf ball.

-Moon rock!

All right, it's a moon rock.

-Thank you.

-Are you sure it's not a golf ball?

Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

Boo!

-Oh, Captain!

-He fell down!