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PAN PIPE MUSIC

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# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch

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# We're alpacas from the Andes

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# With hooves instead of handies

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# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Nuzzle and Scratch! #

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There we go, Auntie. Pride of place...in the back room.

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Still, at least you're safe from Nuzzle and Scratch.

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Ohh! Oh, look, Nuzz. Bell.

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THEY LAUGH I'm going to ring it.

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I'm going to ring it. Yeah, I go...

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Oh, wonky again.

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Sorry, Auntie.

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Ahem! The bell is for customers. Don't play with it.

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Oh! Play with the bell, you say?! OK!

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-Go on, you first!

-THEY LAUGH

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Ding, ding, ding!

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THEY LAUGH

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Ah, ha, ha, the bell! Ding, ding, ding!

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-Ahhh!

-Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nice dress, Capitan!

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Yeah, really suits you!

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Yes, all right. Now, look. The twins want to dress up as town criers.

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Oh, criers! I love pretending to be a baby(!)

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Waaaah! I'm a baby! Waah! I want some milk!

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-Baby...oh.

-You have no idea what a town crier looks like, have you?

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-Well...

-Yeah, but...

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BOTH: No.

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There we go. Right. Town criers.

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Oooh!

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JAUNTY PIANO MUSIC

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I wish I could be a town crier.

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'I'm the fancy dress genie! Your wish is my command!'

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Brilliant! Then I'll need a town crier outfit with a big hat, please.

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'Big cat? All right!'

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THEY LAUGH

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That's a cat, not a hat!

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'Had a bit of a genie jam there. Sorry.

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'One town crier's outfit with a big hat coming up.'

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That's better!

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-HE GASPS

-Pointy hat! Ha ha!

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'You'll also need a loud voice and a bell to ring.'

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There's a bell! And "Oyez!"

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'You can ring your bell and shout news.'

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Oyez, oyez! Listen up, people.

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I've got my fancy dress costume for my fancy dress party.

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'There you are! You've got... Oh! You just said it!'

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The twins will love being town criers.

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-Oh, yeah, they will.

-You two go and find the costumes,

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-and I'll open the shop.

-OK, Captain.

-Oyez, Captain.

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# Dressing up is fun

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# You could be anyone

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-# A monkey

-Or a queen

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# Every costume you can dream

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# Everybody knows that wearing different clothes is fun

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# Dressing up is fun... #

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-Boo!

-Oh!

-Ha-ha!

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-Boo!

-Oh!

-Ha-ha-ha!

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Just pass them to me

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

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# Is very groovy

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-# Dressing up

-Dressing up

-Dressing up

-So raise your hoovie

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# If you know what you'll wear today

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# What will you wear today? #

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HARP RIPPLES

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BOTH: We're town criers!

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Oyez, oyez! Come on, Nuzz, ring your bell.

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I haven't got a bell.

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Oh, no! The twins will be really upset with only one bell.

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-Ring-ring! Heheh!

-Yeah, but what about me?

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I'm upset too, you know!

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Have you found those costumes yet?

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We have, Captain. Oyez! RINGS BELL

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-Good. The twins will be here soon.

-Yeah. But there's only one bell.

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HE SOBS A super-duper bell it is, too, oyez.

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Oh, crumbs!

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-Problem, Captain?

-I'll say. The hold's empty, lads.

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-We're fresh out of sponge fingers.

-Oyez! Oyez!

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No sponge fingers today. NUZZ WAILS

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Ooh, tell you what. Why don't you sail out to the sponge finger shop?

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Get some fresh supplies.

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Aye-aye, Captain. We're on our way.

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Oyez! Come on, Nuzz. We'll get those sponge fingers for the captain.

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And we'll find you a bell of your own.

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-Really?

-Really, Nuzzuloo.

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-Awww!

-Heh-heh.

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Oooh!

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Oooh, I say!

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I... Ah, well.

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Two alpacas dressed as town criers buying sponge fingers.

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What could possibly go wrong?

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BELL RINGS Oyez, oyez!

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It's that sponge finger time of day.

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-We mustn't linger...

-We're on our way!

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-To the sponge finger...

-..shop!

-Oyez!

-Ha ha ha!

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SOLEMN BELL TOLLS

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Ooh! That's one loud ding-dong you've got.

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That's not my bell. It's coming from over there.

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We'll have to find that bell, Scratch.

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Bell sound, we're on our way! Oyez!

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Oyez-yez.

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Whoa... Wow, Nuzz. That is one loud bell.

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Yeah, I know. Hahaha!

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HONK!

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Ah, that's much better. Whoa!

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That's not. Urgh!

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Nuzzle, Scratch? Is that you?

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-Depends who's asking.

-It is! I didn't recognise you in those funny hats.

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They're not funny hats. We're town criers.

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-Oyez oyez oyez!

-Yeah. And we're looking for another bell.

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-For me.

-Oh! So you heard me ringing my bell?

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-Herd! Come on, Nuzz. Herd up!

-Herd up!

-Herd up!

-Herd up!

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-Stop it! That tickles!

-Herd up!

-Herd up!

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Herd up! Herd up!

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Herd up! OK, that's enough now, Nuzz.

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So, where is this bell, please, Mr Bell-Ringer Man?

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-It's up there at the top of the tower.

-Oooh!

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-That's a long way up.

-It is. And to ring the bell, pull this rope.

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-Oooh, fancy!

-Have a go, if you like.

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-OK.

-Oh, not too...

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-Whoooooa!

-BELL RINGS

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Whooo! Ha ha!

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Bell-ringing is fun! Look, Scratch!

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Nuzzle, you don't like heights, remember? Don't let go!

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-Let go? OK.

-No...!

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Oh! Thank you, thank you. You saved me.

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The bell-ringing man saved Nuzzle, oyez oyez oyez!

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Ohhh! But Scratch, I still don't have a bell of my own.

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Oooh! Can I borrow yours, please, Mr Bell-Ringer Man? Oh, please?

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I'm sorry, the church bell's too big and heavy for you to carry.

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Oh dear. I'm never going to find a bell of my own!

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-NUZZLE SOBS

-I'm sorry.

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-Um...

-NUZZ SPLUTTERS

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Must dash. Got to go and open up the tea shop.

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OK. See you later, Mr Bell-Ringer Man. Oyez oyez oyez!

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Oh, I want a bell of my own!

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Oh, you are so good at crying, Nuzzle.

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You are the best town crier, even without a bell.

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Thank you.

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Captain Cornflakes will be so proud of you back in the quiet shop.

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Oyez.

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KIDS SHOUT

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Right, let me deal with... I'll be with you...

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There you go, thank you. Would you like a bag for this?

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Have a lovely party, everybody.

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Oh, peace at last!

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SIGHS Oooh!

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BOTH: Hello, captain.

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Hello, twins.

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-We've come for our costumes.

-Yeah! Where are they?

-Good question.

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Nuzzle, Scratch, where are you?!

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NUZZLE SOBS

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Oh, the twins will be so upset if we can't find another bell.

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Yes... Oh, I know! They can use my bugle instead.

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HE HOOTS BADLY

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I'm sorry, Scratch. It does sound lovely,

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but your bugle just isn't a bell.

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I know, Nuzz. That's why it's called a bugle.

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Ohhhh! I really want my own bell!

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BELL RINGS Oh no, oh...

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SNIFFS

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-Actually, can you smell that, Nuzzle?

-Smell what?

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My nose is blocked from all this crying.

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THEY BOTH SNIFF

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-Oh, yeah! I can smell cake!

-Oyez, oyez, oyez!

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I love cake! Oyez! Come on, Nuzz! Oyez! Time to follow our noses!

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-Oyez!

-Ha ha ha...

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Ohh, but what about my bell, Scratch?

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My bell!

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SNIFFING

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Ah! The smell of cake is definitely coming from in here.

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Come on, Nuzz.

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NUZZ MUTTERS

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But Scratch, we're supposed to be looking for a bell for me,

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-not looking at cake.

-Cake!

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Oyez! Oyez, cakes!

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-Ohhhh, Scratch...

-Cakes!

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Oh, cakey cakey cakes.

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HE GASPS Oooh!

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SHOP BELL TINKLES

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Scratch? Did you hear that bell?

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Hmm...

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BELL TINKLES

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That's strange. Where is the bell?

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It's around here somewhere. Come here, little bell!

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Come to Nuzzy!

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BELL TINKLES

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Sounds like I've got lots of customers today.

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-Better get these cakes finished.

-Cakes! Cakey-pops!

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Finishing touches...

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very delicate.

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Come to me, cakes. I know you are here.

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Carefully does it...

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Scratch! I've found a bell for me! Listen!

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BELL TINKLES

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To be a proper town crier, you need a bell like this.

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Oyez!

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HE SIGHS

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You're right, Scratch.

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This tingy bell is no good.

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One of the twins will be so upset

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if we don't find another bell like yours.

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Don't worry, we'll find one. Don't worry about the twins.

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-They'll be having a lovely time with Captain Crusty.

-Yeah.

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-Where are our costumes?

-Your costumes? Oh, yes!

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Today, town criers, yes.

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Oyez! Oyez!

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This is the news.

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Today the twins would like to dress up

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as town criers.

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Oyez!

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We want our costumes!

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Of course you do. How ridiculous of me, I'm so sorry. Stay there.

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Scratch! Scratch, look! I've found the perfect town crier's bell.

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-Is there any cake near it?

-No.

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MOBILE RINGS

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Scratch?

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It's ringing all by itself!

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Nuzzle, it's not the bell ringing, it's your telephone.

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-Please find it and answer it.

-OK.

-Sheesh!

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There it is! Heh-heh-heh...

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Hello? Town Crier Scratch speaking.

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Where are you? The twins are waiting for their costumes.

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Hello, Captain Cream Cake. We're at the tea rooms having some nice cake.

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And trying to find a town crier's bell for me.

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I need those costumes, and fast!

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Don't worry. We'll be back just as soon as I've had some cake.

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Yeah. And found a bell for me.

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'Well, just hurry up.'

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Oh! Don't forget the sponge fingers.

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This really does look like the perfect town crier's bell.

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-Ahem! Oyez, oyez!

-BELL TINKLES

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Look at me, I'm a town crier!

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Oyez!

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Oh...?

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Hello! Welcome to Ye Olde Tea Shop.

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Perhaps you'd like a cup of tea and some cake?

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Ah...this one appears to have a furball on it.

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-Don't tell everyone, they'll all want one!

-Ohhh, furball cake!

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-My favourite.

-See?

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Nuzzle? Scratch?

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-I thought you were customers ringing the bell to be served.

-No. Just us.

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I made these cakes and there are no customers.

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Don't worry, Mr Bell-Ringing, Cake-Making Man. We will help you!

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-We will?

-Yeah, come on, Nuzz. Let's go outside and drum up business.

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Oyez!

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Drum? It's a bell.

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I mean spread the news, like a proper town crier.

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Oh yes! I mean...oyez!

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We can tell everyone to come to the tea shop and have some cakey.

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Oyez! Come to the tea shop and have cake! Cakey-cakey! Oyez!

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OK, Nuzz. You cry and I'll ring the bell.

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We'll soon have this tea shop full of customers. Oyez!

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HE CLEARS THROAT AND WAILS

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Come to the tea shop! Waaah! Waaaaaah!

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Oyez, oye...

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Ahhh, it's not working.

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-Ohhh!

-What are we going to do? What are we going to do?!

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Hey! I know. We need a bigger bell. And I know where to find one!

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-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Oyez, oyez!

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And I'll, um... I'll go and have some more cake, that'll help. Oyez!

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BONG!

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Oyez!

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-BONG! BONG!

-Oyez!

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Come to the tea rooms!

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Come and get your cake!

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Delicious tea and cake!

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Come to the tea rooms! Oyez! Oyez!

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Oooooh!

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Please have a seat. Welcome, thank you.

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You OK, ladies? Lovely to see you.

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I would recommend one of the furball surprises, delicious.

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-We will try one.

-Getting really busy, could use some help.

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He's such a worry-pot! I will help him.

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# Helping out is fun

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# Getting something done

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# Get set go, and don't be slow

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# We've only just begun

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# Whatever we may do

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# There's laughter all day through

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# We must confess, we make a mess

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# When trying something new

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# Helping is fun

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# Helping is fine

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# Helping is fun

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# Getting stuff done

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# We're helping out with glee

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# What's our guarantee?

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# A chuckle makes a happy place

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# As both of us agree

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# Yes! #

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BOTH: Helping is fun!

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Just room for one little

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tiny last bit of cake.

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Heheheh! HE CHOMPS NOISILY

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Come and get your delicious cake!

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Oyez! I don't think I can hold out much longer.

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Oh, Nuzzle, you are brilliant! The tea rooms have never been so busy.

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I brought you a big cream cake to say thank you.

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Oh, you saved me again, Mr Bell-Ringing Cake-Making Man!

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Wow! That cake looks delicious. Why did you rub it all over your face?

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Nuzzle, the tea shop is full of happy customers, all because of you.

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-Me?

-As a special thank you, you can keep my little bell.

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Ohhh! Oyez!

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-Ha ha ha! Oh, thank you!

-My pleasure.

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Look, I've got my very own bell!

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Yes, at last we both have a bell each.

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Come on, Nuzz, we'd better get these costumes back to the shop.

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Laters, Mr Bell-Ringing Cake-Making Man! Oyez!

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-Bye! Oyez!

-Bye, oyez.

-Oyez!

-Oyez!

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-Oyez!

-Oyez! Oyez!

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CLOCK TICKS

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BAA-A-A-A-A!

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-BOTH: Time's up, Captain.

-But...

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-Nuzzle!

-Scratch!

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BOTH: Twins!

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Here are your costumes.

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Thank you, Scratch!

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Thank you, Nuzzle!

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-Toodle-oodles.

-Bye!

-Bye then.

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-Bye!

-Bye!

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CAPTAIN SIGHS

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Lovely! Ahhh. Well, I hope the twins enjoy their costumes.

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I'm sure they will, Captain. I know we did.

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Yeah, we did.

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Hey! Sponge finger, Captain?

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I should say so.

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Boo!

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Captain! Ha ha!

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