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PAN PIPE MUSIC

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# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch

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# We're alpacas from the Andes

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# With hooves instead of handies

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# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Nuzzle and Scratch! #

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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MUTTERING

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-Ooh!

-Ooh!

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-Ooh!

-Ugh!

-Ooh!

-Ugh!

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-Come on, Scratch!

-PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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Yes, this is Two By Two, the "any animal agency"

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and yes, this is...

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the Boss speaking.

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Uh-huh. Mmm. Yeah.

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Oh yes, that's right. So, what can Two By Two do for you?

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I see. So, what you're after is...

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some help at the school -

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to run the school sports day better than it's ever been run before.

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-Hmm.

-Mmm-hmm.

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I see. A big silver trophy to be won...

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-with big rosettes on it.

-Ahh!

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You're looking for two assistants.

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Th-Th-That's us!

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I'll just have a look on my computer. Hold the line, please.

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The camels have got the hump and gone off on holiday again.

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The turtles are working in a soup kitchen.

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And the sheep are at the sweet factory making sherbet dips.

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Uh-oh!

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I'm sorry, I just don't have anyone available.

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There's no-one.

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A-heh-heh-hem!

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-Yes, I know what the advert says.

-A-heh-heh-heh, ahem!

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Sorry, there's no-one else I can suggest...

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unless you are totally desperate.

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In that case I'll send a couple of alpacas over straightaway!

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Oh. Huh! Those lucky alpacas!

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It could have been us on that job, Nuzzle old pal.

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-I know! Oh!

-Yeah!

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I was talking about you!

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-Huh?

-Yeah!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Woo-hoo-hoo!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Woo-hoo-hoo!

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-I tickle you!

-Cool it, Scratch. I tickling...

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-I've stopped tickling you now. And I tickle again!

-Stop it!

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-Stop it! Oh!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-OK!

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Pay attention, you two.

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This film will tell you everything you need to know about the job.

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E-ver-y-thing!

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(What job?)

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(I don't know. Watch the thing.)

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Ooh!

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School sports days are lots of fun for everyone who takes part -

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from the pupils to the teachers!

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And even parents.

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The sports teacher is preparing the girls and boys for their races.

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All done for fun, a school sports day

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will have a mix of events and races.

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There are straight races such as the running race.

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On your marks, get set...and whoo-whoopsie, false start!

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Go!

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There are fun races such as the sack race...

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..the three-legged race...

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..or the egg-and-spoon race.

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It is very tricky to keep the egg on the spoon!

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Other events include the obstacle race...

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..and even beanbag throwing.

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The school sports day is a day of fun and excitement

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for everyone involved

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and is looked forward to at most schools.

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The delicious fruit - a common sports day snack

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is a highlight of the day

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as well as the many rosettes awarded to the winners, of course.

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But remember, it's not the winning that matters -

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oh, no - it's the taking part.

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CHEERING

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# Here we go - Nuzzle and Scratch

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# And now you know - Nuzzle and Scratch

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# When we say we're hooves for hire

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# It's so easy to admire

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# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Two By Two are pleased to recommend us

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# It isn't very difficult to guess

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# That if you get in touch the Boss will send us

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# So call her and we'll come to your address

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# Here we are - Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Best by far - Nuzzle and Scratch

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# Well we're furry and we're fun

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# And when all is said and done

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# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch. #

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Soon you will be mine, for tomorrow is sports day.

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The day when I get to win you again.

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The day when I get to call you mine for another year!

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-He-llo!

-Hello!

-Heh-heh!

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I wasn't doing anything.

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How long have you two been here?

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-Oh, just a second or two.

-Oh, good. So, you didn't...see anything, then?

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-No!

-No-no-no.

-Good!

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Except you talking to that trophy and kissing it all over!

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Yeah! I saw that. That was odd!

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Yeah. Really odd!

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-We're from Two By Two.

-The "any animal agency".

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Ah - the alpacas, of course.

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We're here to run sports day for you. Heh-heh.

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Run sports day - get the joke?

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Yes! "Run" sports day! Like a race! Ha-ha!

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Yes, very funny. What I need you to do is...

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"Run" sports day!

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"Run." Heh-heh! Run it like a race!

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Yes! Run it, yeah!

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-What I...

-Ready, steady, go! Run!

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-WHISTLE SHRIEKS

-Oh!

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Good! Now, listen up.

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Sports day is one of the most important days

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in this school's year.

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A day like no other day. A day when human skill is tested

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to see who is best and who is not.

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A day when I get to show everyone my trophy-winning skills.

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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CHEERING

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Once a year, comes the day I have been waiting for.

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-CLATTERING

-The day when I am

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who I was born to be. The day when...

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What are you doing?

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-Oh, we love to herd.

-Not with the trophies!

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We do! Alpacas love to herd!

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-Stop. Come with me. I'll show you where the sports equipment is.

-OK.

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-Sports equipment...

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This is where we keep all the sports equipment.

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Um...um-um-uh.

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Um...um...A mountain! Uh!

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-Pretty good, huh?

-I've got to climb them!

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-Mountain!

-Us alpacas love to climb. It's OK. Nuzz.

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-I've got to climb.

-Calm down.

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-WHISTLE

-Oh...

-It's OK.

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All you need to do is set up all this equipment properly.

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-It's an awful lot of equipment, Scratch.

-Yeah!

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Right. I'm going to leave you to it.

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Remember, there are classes around the school,

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so don't disturb the children and their learning. Understand?

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Any questions?

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Right, then I'll leave you to it - and don't disturb the children.

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-I'm going to climb the m-mountain!

-Yeah! Heh-heh! Climb, climb, climb!

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-Ugh!

-Oh!

-Eugh!

-Oh!

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-Ah!

-Heh!

-The mountain!

-Yes!

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Now remember, Nuzzle, don't look down because you don't like heights. OK?

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Don't look down... Ooh!

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-Oh, Scratch! Oh, oh.

-Nuzzle, Nuzzle!

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-Whoa!

-Agh!

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Oh!

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Nuzzle! Scratch!

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PUFFING AND PANTING

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Right, Nuzzle and Scratch.

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This is where the races happen - where we have sports day!

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You're having a sports day! How exciting!

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You know we are. You're here to set it up!

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Are we?

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Yes. You know you are. All you have to do today

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is just set it up. It's not that difficult!

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-Spoon...

-Oh, don't mind if I do! Where's the food, cupcake! Ha-ha!

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-..for the egg-and-spoon race.

-Oh, goody!

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Put the egg on the spoon and the first to the finishing line

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without dropping the egg is the WINNER.

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-Ooh!

-Uh! What sort of egg, Nuzz? Scrambled? Fried?

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-Poached?

-We'll just have to try different types.

-OK. Hmm-hmm-hmm...

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CLINKING

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Hmm-hmm-hmm. OK.

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-Fried egg.

-Hmm.

-Oh.

-Aw.

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-Too slippy. Ha-ha-ha.

-No matter.

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CLINKING

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Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. Eggs, eggs, eggs! # Na-na-na-na. #

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How about the scrambled egg?

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-Too crumbly!

-Uh. OK.

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# Da-da-doo-doo... #

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BUBBLING

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Eggs! Da-da-da-da.

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-The boiled egg.

-Ha-ha-ha! Perfect.

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-Balance it.

-What are you doing? We use boiled eggs!

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Boiled eggs...

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-We know!

-We know that.

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Just...set up...the skipping ropes.

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Surely you can't get that wrong.

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Oh.

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Hello. Two By Two, the "any animal agency".

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The Boss speaking.

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-I want to complain about those alpacas.

-Nuzzle and Scratch.

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'They haven't set up a race and it's sports day tomorrow.'

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-I see.

-They tried to use fried eggs for the egg-and-spoon race.

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They didn't(?)

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They emptied the sports equipment cupboard.

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-That doesn't sound too bad.

-It is when it was all over me!

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Give them another chance.

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-No, it's my skipping rope!

-It's mine!

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I'll let them work tomorrow on one condition -

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that I don't see them again at all today!

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Agh!

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THUD

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-Ha-ha...What?

-SHE SCREAMS

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-And running. Action. Go, go, go.

-Hello!

-Hello!

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I think today went really well, don't you?

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I think it was one of the best day's work I have ever done!

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I agree - and Miss Winner, the teacher, thought we were brilliant!

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-Didn't she?

-Yeah, she loved us. I'm really excited about tomorrow.

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It's going to be the best sports day ever. Sporty, sporty!

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I can't wait, either!

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BEEP-BEEP

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What time do you call this?

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Morning! BEEP-BEEP

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I said, what time do you call this?

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I got here especially early to set up. Today is a very special day -

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my favourite of the year. I won't let anyone spoil it.

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Don't worry. You've got us in charge now.

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-Yeah.

-What could possibly go wrong?

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Yes, what indeed!

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Are you totally sure you know how all the races and events work?

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Events? What events?

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The sporting events - for sports day.

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-There's a sports day on?! That's brilliant. I love sports.

-Yeah!

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You know there is! You are organising it!

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It-It's another mountain!

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Must climb!

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CLIP-CLOP

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-I'm getting up. Yeah!

-No, you can't just climb on.

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-What?

-It's so high!

-The only way to get to the top

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is to win, to be first, to get gold - and I'm sorry,

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-but that's not going to happen.

-Why not?

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For starters, you're organising sports day, not racing

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-and you wouldn't win if you did race!

-Why not?

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Because I always win! Ha-ha!

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You! But you're a grown up!

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I always win the teachers and pupils race.

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I've never been beaten and I never will be! Ha-ha!

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-Oh. Nuzzle, take this.

-Yeah.

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It's your job to start the races.

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Oh, excellent. I've always wanted a whistle.

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-OK. Stay there and no climbing.

-No climbing(!)

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Hello...

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WHISTLE SHRIEKS

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Hello and welcome to our annual sports day.

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Once again, everyone...

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WHISTLE BLASTS

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..everyone will be racing in teams for their classes...

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WHISTLE BLASTS

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Each class...

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WHISTLE BLASTS

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-GIGGLING

-..each class should...

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WHISTLE BLASTS

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..have at least five members in a team. Anyone who doesn't - see me.

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So, please...

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WHISTLE BLASTS

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So, please, if you're ready, let the games begin!

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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-Ha-ha! Running sports day is fun.

-You know what we always say.

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-Um...

-Working can be fun!

-Ha-ha.

-Heh-heh!

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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Yay!

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# Working can be fun Getting something done

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# Get set, go and don't be slow The work has just begun

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# Whatever job we do There's laughter all day through

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# We must confess we make a mess When trying something new

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# Working is fun. #

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If you sit here you'll be fine. Nurse Nuzzle will be back soon!

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WHOOSH, WHOOSH

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Oh, Paul's hurt his leg, but who's going to take his place?

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I can do his races for him - if it's OK with you, Miss Winner.

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Normally I'd say no, but seeing as it's you...of course you can.

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-Oh.

-Scratch.

-Yes, yes.

-There's only one race left.

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-That's OK.

-It's not.

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-Nuzzle, Nuzzle, what is it?

-It's the...race against the teacher!

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Race against the teacher? But which teacher?

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-Hello!

-Oh!

-Oh, I should have seen that coming. Hmm-hmm!

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-This is it. You have to win.

-How am I going to do that?

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Don't worry, I've got a plan - ha-ha!

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OK. On your marks...get set...

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WHISTLE PEEPS

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MUSIC: "Chariots Of Fire" by Vangelis

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Oh, no - Miss Winner's in the lead.

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Come on, Scratch!

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Food, food, food! Oh!

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The sandwich is working! Ha-ha!

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Food, food, food!

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PANTING

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That's it! Come on, Scratch!

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Food, food, food! Oh!

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CHEERING

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CHOMPING

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Yay-hey-hey!

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Yeah, he's done it - just by a nose!

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Yeah! Ooh yes, ooh yay!

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I have never been beaten. This is the worst sports day ever.

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MOBILE RINGS Oh!

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-It's the Boss.

-Ah!

-Hello!

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-Scratch speaking.

-Now we'll see who did a good job or not! Ha-ha!

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You're in trouble now!

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Scratch, what did you do?

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What did we do?

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Yes. The phones haven't stopped ringing

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about you two for the last hour!

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-Did we do something wrong again?

-Of course you did.

-'Amazingly, no.'

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-Everyone's been calling to say how great the sports day was.

-Huh?

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It was more fun without Miss Winner winning everything

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and spoiling it for everyone else.

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CHEERING

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What?

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# Here we go

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-# Nuzzle and Scratch

-Nuzzle and Scratch

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-# Now you know Nuzzle and Scratch

-Nuzzle and Scratch

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-# Well we're furry and we're fun

-And when all is said and done

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# No two others can match Nuzzle and Scratch. #

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