Trials and Tubulations Part Two Odd Squad

My name is Agent Olive. This is my partner, Agent Otto.

This is my lucky pencil.

But back to Otto and me.

We work for an organisation run by kids that investigates

anything strange, weird, and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

Who do we work for? We work for Odd Squad.

-SHE GASPS

-Laser chicken!

CHICKEN CLUCKS

-We'll never make it to the tubes now!

-I have an idea!

Great, what is it?

Actually, I was kind of hoping it would magically come out

-of my mouth when I started talking.

-Agents!

Listen to me very closely.

Laser chickens have terrible eyesight.

Cover yourselves in mud.

Really? Like a pig? I'm so into that.

-There.

-Whoa!

ANGRY CLUCKING

CHICKENS CLUCK CALMLY

-It's working.

-I know. And we're covered in mud. Win-win.

Let's go.

Yes!

-Anyone know where this light bulb goes?

-Oh, I like your...

How many tube operators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

-Well, I...

-Don't answer that! Let me see this.

This diagram tells you exactly where the pieces need to go.

That means no-one has to guess anything.

Also, I've called in more reinforcements to help.

These are agents O'Hannigan, O'Brady and O'Connor.

-Ms O, exactly how many other tube operators are there?

-You're it.

SHE MUMBLES

Did you just mumble under your breath,

"Except for the 45 others but they're all on vacation"?

Wow. You have really good hearing.

Look, I know I haven't been totally straight with you guys

but this isn't about me or you.

This is about two agents trapped in the most dangerous place on earth.

And they can't get home unless you fix those tubes.

Now, what do you say? Can you do it?

-ALL: Yeah.

-I can't hear you.

ALL, LOUDER: Yeah!

I heard everybody that time except for O'Malley. O'Malley?

YEAH!

Yeah! Now get in there and save the day.

Let's see where we are.

The yellow flowers are behind us,

so that means, to get to the tube entrance,

we've got to go in this direction.

That means we should be coming up to the next landmark. The rock statue.

Oh. There it is.

IT PLAYS ROCK MUSIC

-Impressive.

-Logan The Ogre told us to take a right here.

I've got this.

The "L" trick. Whichever hand makes a proper L is my left hand.

That means the other hand is my right hand.

So, that means we go this way.

Hey. Won't you help a rock statue out?

-Oh, right, so sorry.

-My bad.

All right.

Tube entrance, here we come.

Hang on, partner. Let's check the map.

According to this, the next landmark should be a bridge.

Oh, there it is.

There's also a little picture of a desk. I wonder what that is?

ELEPHANT NOISE

I think it's probably that.

-Excuse us, sir.

-A-bup-bup!

You'll have to answer a question if you want to pass.

Actually, sir, we're kind of in a rush.

-So if you don't mind...

-Actually, I do mind!

Boom.

We'll answer your questions gladly, sir.

OK, now, let me find a good one.

Ah.

What dance am I thinking of?

I don't know.

-Square dancing?

-Shim Sham Shimmy?

Let me stop you right there.

You need to guess what dance I'm thinking of

-by actually SHOWING me the dance.

-Seriously?

-Oh, yeah.

Let's try tango first. I'll lead.

TANGO MUSIC PLAYS

No.

ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYS

No.

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

Incorrect.

MACARENA PLAYS

Yeah, no, no.

BREAKBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

Negatory.

RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYS

-No.

-Oh.

-OH!

We've done every single dance.

Nope, you missed one.

I'll give you a clue. It rhymes with "The Chicken Dance."

Is it The Chicken Dance?

Oh, I always do that wrong.

CHICKEN DANCE PLAYS

Nah. Forget it. You already got it right.

PHONE RINGS

That's my boss. I had one job and I messed it up!

-Hey, it wasn't your fault. It was just a lucky guess.

-Really?

I thought you got it because I said, "The Chicken Dance."

-Wait, you said The Chicken Dance? I...

-I don't know. I don't think so.

Hey, thanks, guys. Well, go on ahead.

BOTH: Yes!

Oh, hi, Mom. Yeah, work's going great.

I think I'm ready for the big bridge.

COW NOISE

BOTH: There it is!

Sick!

THEY STRAIN

I don't know whether I should stand on them or kiss them.

I hear you, partner. I'm going to stand on them.

-Yeah, me too.

-Yeah.

BOTH: Prepare to squishinate! Squishinating!

-Odd.

-Let's try again.

BOTH: Prepare to sqishinate! Squishinating!

-They must still be fixing them.

-It's OK. At least we can see the sunset.

Wait, didn't Logan The Ogre say

something dangerous happened at sundown?

Olive?

The forest is coming to life!

Crumpets.

-BOTH:

-MS O! HURRY! HURRY UP!

Keep it moving, people.

Pinwheel goes below the golf ball.

Tiny drum goes to the right of the eggbeater.

Teddy bear goes in between the ostrich egg and the megaphone.

All we need now is a banana.

Tell me I did not just eat the thing that makes that thing go?

You did not just eat that thing that makes that thing go.

-But I did, didn't I? ALL:

-Yeah.

Wait. There's a banana room.

SHEEP NOISE

We've got to hold these vines off until the tubes start working.

-Pruning shears?

-Pruning shears.

Wait. We're not supposed to run with scissors.

I've got a better idea.

Better.

THEY ROAR

It's locked. I'll never get in.

Wait. What am I doing?

Ms O, I'm open!

O'Callaghan, pass!

THEY GRUNT AND YELL

O'Donnell!

Partner, whatever happens today,

I want you to know I wouldn't trade one day for...

..anything!

Yeah!

THEY CHEER

-BOTH:

-O'Donnell, O'Malley, O'Connell, O'Callaghan, O'Mooney,

O'Connor, O'Duffey, O'Hannigan, O'Brian, O'Brady.

Thanks for your help.

THEY CHEER

Welcome back, Olive and Otto. Job well done, tube operators.

-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?

-Always.

-Let's go.

-See what happens when you all work together?

-We agree.

In fact, we've agreed on a lot of things.

-Like wanting a more comfortable chair.

-Better snacks,

-A new keyboard.

-Some better lights.

It's all in this list of demands we've put together.

This is why I never got you all in the same room together.

THEY LAUGH

But seriously. Those are our demands.

THEY LAUGH