The Curious Case of Pirate-itis Odd Squad

My name is Agent Olive.

This is my partner, Agent Otto.

This is my lucky pencil.

But back to Otto and me.

We work for an organisation run by kids that investigates

anything strange, weird and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

Who do we work for?

We work for...

Hey, partner.

-Hey.

-What's with the hat?

What hat?

The pirate hat you're wearing on your head?

I'm not wearing a pirate hat.

OK, I don't know how long you want to keep doing this, but...

AH!

I can't take it off!

Hey, guys. Did you come in contact with a pirate today?

-No.

-Hm.

Oh, wait, I guess I did help a pirate cross the street.

Rrrr. Ai-ya.

-Ayyarr, thanks for your help.

-You're welcome. Have a great day.

Sorry for giving you Piratitis.

Olive has Piratitis?!

Well, it would explain the eye patch.

-AH!

-More and more weird piratey things are going to start happening

to her and unless we stop it before she goes full pirate...

she'll be a pirate forever.

Tell me you have a gadget to fix this.

Oh, yeah, sure. Kind of.

Not really.

But I can build one! I think.

To the lab.

The lab's that way.

This is the Unpiratinator.

-Which can turn me back to normal?

-Correct.

Except there's one tiny problem, um...

I only have the glove part.

So we're missing a circle, a triangle and a rectangle.

No. We're missing a sphere, a pyramid and a rectangular prism.

-What?

-Two dimensional objects, like a circle or a triangle, are flat.

But we're looking for three dimensional objects.

In three dimensions as in length, width but also depth.

-Kind of like this tissue box.

-Yeah.

See, this isn't a rectangle, it's a rectangular prism.

It has length, width but it also has depth. It goes back.

It doesn't matter. Whatever dimension the parts are,

-we don't have them.

-Wait!

There's Odd Squad offices all over the world.

I'm sure another lab has the parts we need.

Good one, yeah, yeah, great.

Guys, I'm not sure I'm going to make it in time.

Uhh, I have an idea. Follow me.

You're asking me to slow down Olive's Piratitis?

I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker.

-So you can't do it?

-Of course I can, I'm a doctor.

Oh, great. You stay here while we go to the other Odd Squad offices.

-Come on.

-Don't worry, partner. We got this.

OK, let's see what we can do.

Open up and say aaah.

ARRRR!

No, I said say aaah.

ARRRR!

I see what's happening here.

O'Dwyer, send us to the Odd Squad in the next town over.

Actually, the next town over is run by Agent Odie,

he's kind of difficult.

O'Dwyer, send us to the next next town over.

BOTH: Prepare to squishinate.

Squishinating!

Oogetsdorf.

Whoa, this looks a lot like our headquarters.

No, it's totally different.

Look at that poster.

Right, I forgot, we've got to go this way.

O'Quincy, we need your help.

Oscar, what a surprise!

You know, I was just thinking the two of us don't get to hang

-out enough.

-We need a favour...

Well, you came to the right place. I'm a big fan of favours.

You know, some people even call me the favour captain.

Well, not out loud or anything but I just know.

Except for this one guy who wanted to call me Superfunman

-and I was like...

-BOTH: O'Quincy!

Oh, hey, guys.

-Do you have the missing parts for this Unpiratinator?

-Let me see.

I don't have all the parts but I think I have this circle.

It's not a circle, it's a sphere.

It's a three dimensional object and it's round like a ball. It can roll.

-Like this?

-Yes.

One down, two to go.

-Thank you so much.

-Oh, you bet.

You know, this reminds me of the last Piratitis case I saw...

Eh, I'm going to keep talking anyway.

It was three o clock on Tuesday...

JACKALOPE CHATTERS

-Yello.

-Oscar, this is me, Dr O, I work with you at Odd Squad?

We both have lab coats and blonde hair.

That makes it sound like we're the same person but we're really not.

What is it, doctor?

Olive's Piratitis is getting worse.

I have a beard now!

I have her feet soaking in gravy but that can only do so much.

We'll hurry.

OK, as long as there's no parrot, we'll be fine.

Oh, you mean like this one?

I will go get a cage for that and I'll get you some more gravy.

OK, hurry, please.

Bwark! Gravy!

Ortega.

Wow, cats?

Onelia.

Oscar. Oscar's friend.

I'm trying to build an Unpiratinator but I'm missing parts.

The part you need is in here.

Ah, thanks Oneliaaahhh!

Ha-ha, snake in a can!

I got you.

This isn't funny. My partner's turning into a pirate.

I understand.

Just hold on to this gadget for a second.

Ha-ha!

Squirting gadget.

Classic.

How many more of these jokes are we going to have to go through

before you actually help us?

One more but I'm going to save it till the end.

Looks like you're missing a pyramid and a rectangular prism.

That's a pyramid, heh heh.

One, two, three, four triangles

and this face is a square.

-Ah.

-Two down, one to go.

All that's left is a rectangular prism.

Agent Odie has one, I saw it in his lab yesterday.

-No, no, no, no, no, anybody but Odie, Oh, no.

-Oscar!

Please, for Olive.

Good luck, you two.

Ahhhhhh!

Ha! Hand buzzer. Classic.

I've got to say, I like you.

JACKALOPE BRAYS

-Yello.

-Oscar, it's me, Dr O.

I called you earlier on the phone, you answered me with your mouth.

-Yeah, what is it, doctor?

-There's not much time left.

Olive's shirt is getting frillier by the minute.

Arrrr!

-And I be speaking like this now!

-Oscar, what's next?

Well, we're headed to Odie's lab to get the last part that we need.

Tell Olive to meet us there.

OK.

Olive, meet them there.

Yarrr, thanks for ye help, Doctor O.

JACKALOPE BLEATS

Oramakov.

Great poster.

# Sound check! #

-Odie!

-Gahhh!

We need a rectangular prism, do you have one?

I do, but not for that pirate.

Arrr! Sorry I be late, guys.

You don't understand, this pirate is my partner.

No, not her. I'm talking about the pirate thief, Oscar.

He stole all my beautiful designs.

You stole his gadget designs?

-No, no.

-No, worse than that.

My hair designs.

Every...

single...

..haircut Oscar's ever had,

I had it first.

He stole every single one.

Arrr! Oscar, how could ye?

I admit it, I stole his hair designs.

But it's only because I wanted to be more like you.

Really? I thought it was because you didn't like me.

Just the opposite, my friend. Just the opposite.

Bring it in, you big lug.

I'm so sorry I ever doubted you.

-The mathematics...

-GUYS!

Rectangular prism!

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Rectangular prism, it has length, width and also depth, heh-heh.

It works!

All right, now, Olive, just stay there and I'll zap you out.

-Arrr!

-Olive?

Ahoy, ya scallywags! You'll never catch the 'orrible Captain Olive.

It's too late, she's gone full pirate!

Not yet, look at her pinkie.

Ahhhh! Ha-ha harrr!

Catch her!

Why are there sheets and clothes everywhere?

It's laundry day. Not every Odd Squad has fancy washing machines.

Arrrr!

Harrr!

BOYS: Whoa!

Gotcha!

-Whuh!

-Ugh.

Don't gotcha.

-Come on, Oscar.

-You'll never catch me, ya landlubbers!

Olive, I know there's still some good in your pinkie finger.

Ha-ha harrr!

Don't make me laugh.

Please help!

Arrr! Mutiny on me starboard hand!

Now!

Oooraaaa!

-Yeah!

-Thanks, guys.

Odie!

Are you OK?

I think so.

ALL: Your hair!

What?

What...?

Finally, a hairstyle of my very own.

-I love it.

-Congrats, Odie.

Aaarragh, I must have it.