No Ifs, Ands, or Robots Odd Squad


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My name is Agent Olive. This is my partner, Agent Otto.

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This is my lucky pencil.

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But back to Otto and me.

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We work for an organisation run by kids that investigates

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anything strange, weird, and especially odd.

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Our job is to put things right again.

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Who do we work for? We work for ODD Squad.

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-I don't see anybody around here with an odd problem.

-Me either.

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Are you sure we're at the right place?

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I'm pretty sure Ms O said there should be a person here with

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a foot and voice problem.

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-HOARSELY:

-ODD Squad, it's me. I have a whispering voice!

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And my feet turned to cement.

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-Maybe he doesn't know we're here.

-Hello!

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Anybody out there with a foot and voice problem?

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(It's me, it's me! I'm here!)

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I'm still not seeing anybody.

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(Behind you! OK. I'm coming.)

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Maybe we got the wrong address.

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Let's give him a bit longer.

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It's been an hour. I'm pretty sure we would have seen this guy by now.

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(Turn around!)

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I feel bad leaving. Let's just give him a bit more time.

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Seriously, it's been four hours.

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You're right, we should go.

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(Oh, man. Now I've got to call Odd Squad again.)

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(Where's my phone?)

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(No...!)

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JACKALOPE GIGGLES

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-Good morning, Owen.

-What's so good about it?

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I have to re-brick this whole door!

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-Oh.

-Actually, it is good!

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I get to play with bricks all day! Thanks, Olive.

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Uh, you're welcome?

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-Partner, what happened to your badge?

-Oh, nothing.

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OK, fine. I may have dropped it,

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and it may have broken in half, and I may have tried to fix it,

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and I may have dropped it while I was trying to fix it.

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You should get it repaired.

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No need. See?

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Yeah, OK, I'll get it replaced.

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Olive, Olive, Olive!

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Remember those Oscarbots I made to help

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Ms O make the perfect juice box?

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There were 25 of them. Who could forget?

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Thanks, Olive. I really appreciate your feedback.

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Actually, if you could fill out this form...

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Um, Oscar? You were telling me something about the Oscarbots?

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Oh, right. Well, Ms O didn't like how her juice boxes kept falling

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-apart, so I made Oscarbot Number Ten stronger.

-Why Ten?

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Well, it's my new favourite number.

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It used to be 27, but then I missed the bus yesterday.

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Anyways, while I was doing it,

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Agent Orchid came in and scared me half to death.

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Hey, Oscar!

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OSCAR SCREAMS

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You boxed up my gadget!

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This juice box is so strong I can't even get it open! Seriously, watch.

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Oh. But I thought Oscarbot Ten was attracted to the number ten.

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Why would he box up just one gadget?

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Well, you know when you microwave popcorn for too long and it kind of

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gets all black and browny? That kind of happened to his brain.

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-Who knows what he's after now.

-OKSANA:

-My cake!

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-And so it begins.

-Let's go.

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-Hello, I'm here to get my badge repaired.

-Say again?

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I'm here to get my badge repaired.

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-I got that part, what was the first thing you said?

-"Hello."

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-I thought you said you wanted a socket wrench.

-No.

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-Then what can I help you with?

-This is going to take forever.

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I made a 20th anniversary cake to celebrate the 20th cake I

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made when this joker comes along and boxes it up.

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Oh, Oksana, that wasn't me. It was a robot version of me.

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-Did you make the robot?

-Yeah.

-Then it was still you that did it.

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But why would Oscarbot Ten be interested in

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-a 20th anniversary cake?

-Hmm.

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Aside from it being delicious.

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You don't by any chance have a picture of your cake, do you?

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No, but I do have this pencil sketch.

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Oscar, do you have a picture of the gadget Oscarbot Ten zapped?

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No, but I do have this watercolour.

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The gadget and the cake are both rectangular prisms.

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I hear a lot of words and none of them make sense.

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A rectangle has four sides -

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one, two, three, four.

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It has two dimensions - width and height -

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but a rectangular prism, like this tissue box,

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is a three-dimensional solid shape made up of six rectangular faces.

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One, two, three, four, five, six.

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It has width, height and depth.

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And that extra dimension makes your cake a rectangular prism.

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I like the name "cake" better.

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Oscarbot Number Ten's job in the assembly line

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was to make juice boxes, which is a rectangular prism!

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That could be the pattern we're looking for!

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-Oh, no.

-What?

-I know where the Oscarbot's going to strike next.

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Let's go!

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And here you go!

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-What is that?

-It's a fladge.

-What's a fladge?

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I don't know! You're the one who asked for it.

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I said, "Badge with the number 70 on it", not fladge.

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-Sure you don't want this? Might come in handy.

-No.

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-Can I just please have a badge?

-All right.

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Just to make things clear, I'll even draw a picture of what it is I want.

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-Here.

-Wow. I'm so glad you drew a picture.

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Agent Owen! Tear down this wall!

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What? Why?

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This is a rectangular prism.

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Oscarbot Ten is going to come after these bricks unless we destroy them.

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-Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten...

-Ah! It's too late!

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-Ten, ten, ten, ten...

-He didn't hurt the bricks.

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-ORCHID SCREAMS

-That was Orchid!

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You can figure out who people are just from their screams?

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-Oh, yeah. That and hiccups.

-Impressive.

-Let's go.

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-You owe me a toy, Oscar!

-What, wait a minute, what is it, your birthday?

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You can't just go around boxing up people's toys without asking.

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Whoa, whoa, that wasn't Oscar. It was an Oscarbot.

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If I had a nickel every time someone

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said that, I would have no nickels.

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You would have one...because now.

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Orchid, this is very important.

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-Can you describe what the toy looks like inside this box?

-No,

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but I can show you the papier-mache sculpture I made of it.

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But this isn't a rectangular prism - it's a sphere.

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-I call it Sherman.

-I was talking about the shape.

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A sphere is round, like a ball, and it can roll.

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Is any of this going to get Sherman back or should I just chew my

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-way through this juice box?

-This day can't get worse.

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Yes, it can.

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I'm a doctor, not a juice box, although it's kind of hard to

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tell the difference right now.

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What is that?

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-It's a badge with the number 70 on it.

-It's huge!

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-How am I supposed to wear that thing?

-You wear these things?

-Yes!

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-Haven't you been to our main headquarters?

-Yes!

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No. This is on you, man. You should have done a better drawing,

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like put a car or a building next to it, so I can compare the size.

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I can't believe this is happening to me.

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All right, I'll destroy this one and build you a new fladge.

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-Badge!

-Badge!

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Badge...

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Well, at least we've got enough stuff to put on an art show.

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There's got to be a pattern. What is it?

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ODD Squad THEME RINGTONE PLAYS

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Oh, great. My phone is ringing.

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-ANSWERPHONE:

-Hello, you've reached Agent 60, also known as Dr O.

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We've met before at work, or not at work, or maybe we haven't met.

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Either way, leave a message after I say, "What's next?" What's next?!

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DIAL TONE SOUNDS

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They never leave a message.

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-Dr O, your badge number is 60, right?

-Yes.

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And I'm also a doctor, but what's that got to do with anything?

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Agent Olga's number is 50, Agent Oren's is 40. And look,

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Orchid's ball has a 30 on it and Oksana's cake has a 20.

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And my gadget has a ten on it!

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Well, you can't see it in that watercolour, but look!

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Here's a picture of it. Well, the bottom.

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10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60.

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Oscarbot Ten is counting by tens in order -

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that's the pattern.

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And if Oscarbot Number Ten last hit 60,

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that means the next number he's going after is...

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70!

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Yes!

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A badge! With the number 70 on it.

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Oh, it's perfect.

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Ten, ten, ten...ten.

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Oh, hey, Oscar!

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You're not the real Oscar, are you?

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Run!

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Ten, ten, ten.

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Ten, ten, ten, ten...

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Otto! Oscar, tell me that thing has a shut-off switch.

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Of course. What am I, crazy? There are three switches -

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two on his ears and one on his neck -

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but you need to hit them the exact same time or it won't work.

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You could have made it a little bit more complicated(?)

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Sure I could have. I could have... Right.

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-You weren't actually asking that.

-No.

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-Otto, you have to destroy your badge.

-What?!

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That's why he's attacking us! He loves the number 70.

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-Ten, ten, ten, ten...

-Run!

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Ten, ten, ten.

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There is another way.

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By the power of fladge!

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-That worked.

-ALL: Yeah!

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-Told you it would come in handy.

-Thank you, sir.

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Call me Odenbacker.

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-Now, you three better take a seat.

-Oh, we're fine.

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Yeah, totally.

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I mean on account of your badges.

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Or...was it fladges?

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